Cockeyed.com - citizen

How Much Time does a Dishwasher Save?
The Oatmeal Markup
The Ultimate "Neat Stuff" Show
Iphone vs. Kia
Let us Dilute that For You
Razor and Blades Business Model
Diffuse the Facebook Tease Video Link
Websites Besides Healthcare.org which are Broken.
Visualizing the Price of a Television
Working for commision at Banker's Life Insurance
3 Problems with Child Car Seats
How Much Time is Left in the Basketball Game?
Who Uses Their Turn Signal?
Other Web Problems
The Cross-Section of a Couch
Used Car vs. the Price of a New Car
Rental Car Keys are Horrible
The Time it Takes
Incorrect Shelf Prices at Walmart
Two Prices for Auto Body Repair
Roadside Sobriety Test
Cash in your Pennies
Get it Together Walmart
Price Increases at Fast Food Restaurants
Yard Sale is a Shoe Store Scam
Disaster Casualties Visualization Tool
Walmart vs Target: 2013
Nicknames for the Infamous
Ten Thousand Equations
Paint Recycling Locations
Aaron's Lease to Own
My Walmart vs. Your Walmart
YourDailyJobSearch Email Scam
210 Health Questions - the Kaiser Application
What Happens When you Ban Plastic Bags?
What I Could Buy Instead of Health Insurance
Voter Photo
Skyscraper Qurans
The Luxury Quiz
An Array of Cordless Tools
99 Cents Only Store Questioned
Walmart vs. Target - Grocery Price
Redbox: Unbreakable Vending Machine
Fake Interview at Bankers Life
Starbucks Cup Holds a Bottle of Wine
Fast Food Menus with Calories
Safeway Self-Checkout Coinstar Workaround
Jewelry Sale Uncanny Valley
Array of Cordless Power Tools
$1,000 on a Slot Machine
Deep Mine Rescue in Chile
Depressing Mega Millions Lottery Simulator
Comcast Service and Equipment Dropoff Locations
The Current State of the American Economy
Moving to Another Country with a Shipping Container
Burger King 99 cent cheeseburgers.
Big Carl vs. Big Mac
Reupholstery Photos Before and After
The 146 Drugs in Walmart's $4 Prescription Drug Plan
Moving to Another Country with a Shipping Container
Check into Cash into Tequila
Crazy Fox
Kirby Sales II
Ribbon Generator
Home Inspection Checklist
Email Concealer Codes
Real Estate Investor Seeks Apprentice Signs
Kirby Vacuum Salesperson Recruitment
About.com ads
Dating Services
Car crash!
Selling a Structured Settlement
The Torn-up Credit Card Application!
larger Starbucks cup
The Military Applications of Silly String
Advice for contestants on reality shows
Counting the flooded buildings
Herbalife conversation
Axe and Tag
Terrorist plans
Walmart vs. Target
Mob Interview
Kirby Vacuum Cleaners
Cockeyed.com

How much is Inside?
Pranks!
Community & Citizenship
Height Weight Chart
Science Club
Incredible Stuff
How To Guides
Travel

About
Contact

The Cross-Section of a Couch
Check this out. I noticed this bisected couch on the side of the road.



I don't know what happened. It looked pretty funny.

Like any bisected specimen, it offered an education to anyone passing by.

There wasn't a solid bottom or back, and every exterior surface was covered with fabric. Inside was a wooden chassis, solid hardwood and plywood. The hardwood was joined together in spots with rows of staples. I'd never seen that before.

The springs were remarkably sparse. This half-couch only had about six springs for the seat, and another six for the back. They ran parallel to each other, separated by the world's cheapest twine.

This couch would usually be used with cushions on the seating, so the seat area wasn't padded very much.

The slope of the back was defined by the curl of those springs, except the top angle was aided a bit by a little bump of added foam. Well, I guess it is a strip of foam, shown here you can only see the cross-section.

The mysteries of this couch are dispelled!

Except... how did this couch get cut in half in the first place? Was this done to keep an infested couch from finding a new home? Were enterprising copper thieves delving into a brave new world? Did General Zod practice his heat vision on it? Was it divided by King Solomon in a divorce settlement?

We may never know.

Levitra Couches (2005)





    The Oatmeal Markup | Antiques Roadshow - The Ultimate "Neat Stuff" Show | Iphone vs. Kia | Let us Dilute that For You | Razor and Blades Business Model | Short-Circuiting the Facebook Tease Video Link | Other Websites Besides Healthcare.org which are Broken | Visualizing the Price of a Television | Personal account of working for commision at Banker's Life Insurance | The Three Problems with Child Car Seats | How Much Time is Really Left in the Basketball Game? | Who Uses Their Turn Signal? | Other Web Problems not related to Healthcare.org | The Cross-Section of a Couch | Comparing the Price of Used Car to the Price of a New Car | Rental Car Keys are Horrible | The Actual Amount of Time it Takes | Incorrect Shelf Prices at Walmart | Two Prices for Auto Body Repair | Roadside Sobriety Test | Cash in your Pennies | Get it Together Walmart | Price Increases at Fast Food Restaurants | Yard Sale is Shoe Store Scam | Disaster Casualties Visualization Tool | Walmart vs Target: 2013 | The 146 Drugs in Walmart's $4 Prescription Drug Plan | Email Concealer Codes | accumulating credit card debt | Selling a Structured Settlement | The Torn-up Credit Card Application ! Kirby Vacuum Cleaners
  • Photographic Height/Weight Chart
  • The Weight of Clothing

  • Cockeyed home page | Contact | Terms and Conditions | November 10, 2013  Copyright 2013 Cockeyed.com