You should probably buy a shredder today.
A test was in order, and when the latest application arrived from Chase Mastercard, I was equal to the task.
The application itself turned out to be quite small, so instead of just ripping it in half, I tore it into small bits.
Next, I arranged the bits on the countertop. It actually took a surprising amount of effort to get them all flipped and aligned properly. It was the kind of methodical effort a methamphetamine addict might enjoy.
Then I grabbed some Scotch.
And some tape.
Please Continue Reading Page Two of My Torn-Up Credit Card Application.
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