Tonight I had manicotti and salad and breadsticks and red wine from the Olive Garden. I went with a girl named Sarah. She is a friend of a friend. 

Im thinking about quitting the strip club.

I got a weekend job (mostly saturday afternoons) working at the ice rink.

Im a skate guard. Which means I get paid to skate for 4 hours and get my hockey legs back in shape. And I have to pick people up when they fall.

Is your mailbox really so empty that you need to do this? ;-) <---the winking smilie, telling you it's all cool.

cheers!

If you could find it in your heart to help a poor, poor college student in the Bay Area (San Francisco State University) it would be really cool. Nothing like a shot in the dark... =)

Andrew Stern

astern@sfsu.edu http://userwww.sfsu.edu/~astern http://astern.buzznet.com 

to start my own website last summer about Life in

Sacramento...

www.lifeinsacramento.com

---> Chris

http://www.9news.com/storyfull.asp?id=23140

feedback: I like your site.

Also, I'm sticking a link on fark.com to your latest science club presentation. It'll be on the main page at 14:01:39 EST today, unless you object.

Yours,

Peter Zillmann

I have written a few times before in reference to your ongoing quest mentioned on http://www.cockeyed.com/personal/photos.html but have since realized that I am not having any luck in a similar quest myself. A Google image search on my name does not bring up any photos of me, despite the fact that I have changed filenames and ALT tags on my photoblog in order to get some Google attention.

So I think now, reader feedback week, would be a good time to confess that I have no idea what a webmaster can do to skew the results on a Google image search.

Best of luck to you, and I think your site is the shiz-nit. It is a role model for smart and funny websites everywhere.

A fan from Lexington KY,

Brett Mason

Your site is awesome!!! It's the reason I wake up in the morning!!! If it wasn't for the plethora of mildly interesting information on cockeyed.com, I don't know how I would make it through each day. I love spending hours at work just drooling over the content of the pages, perusing every little last nook and cranny of your site. I'm even considering getting the Cockeyed.com logo tattooed on my forehead so everyone who sees me will see my love for your site and want to go to it and buy stuff and promote your site and make you into a multibillionaire/Demigod!!!! Muah ha ha ha ha ha (The Evil Laugh).

Garry Polmateer

http://www.notinteresting.com

Jonathan in Houston

Sincerely,

here's just some of the items I came up with for people to send in (if you don't want boxes of stuff cluttering your place, you can have 'em sent to my place, and I'll caculate the winner for you) the winner could get a free T-shirt or something.....everybody likes free T-shirts!

anywho, here is my list so far: (Each item worth 10 points)

A 4-leaf clover

Tire gauge

a key

a jigsaw puzzle piece

a wheat penny

keychain

magnet

bulb from a flashlight

a toy from a kid's meal, or cereal box

a pinback button

300 dollars in assorted board game money (Be creative, don't just use Monopoly money, use money from "operation" and "Life" as well!)

a token from a board game

the spinner from Twister

a piece of satanic jewelry

silly putty

a normal 6-sided die

a die with a strange amount of #s

the Jack of Clubs

a movie ticket stub

a reciept featuring condoms and hard liquor on the same purchase (+50 points if you used Rob's Safeway club card!)

a used lottery ticket (+10 points if it's a winner, you win the contest automatically if it's worth over $500)

a library card

a hot wheels car

the disposable plastic cap from a deodorant stick (not the actual cap, but the tamper resistant inner one)

the capsule from a gumball machine

a pair of chopsticks

the volume knob from an old TV

a bic pen cap

a socket (from a socket wrench)

a whistle

a page torn from a dictionary

an empty tape dispenser

a pencil sharpener

a stamp from a foreign country

a postcard featuring a landmark

an AOL disc

something featuring Willy Wonka

something with a picture of a pirate on it

a Jesus Fish

a wheel from something (preferably expensive)

a comic strip from the Sunday paper

a Lego Figure (+50 pts. if it's Carl Malone)

an Arcade Token

the tab from a soda can

an old videogame controller

one cufflink

a hood ornament, logo or nameplate (+50 points if it comes from an expensive foreign model)

one shoelace

a logo cut from an old Tennis shoe (Nike Swoosh, Converse Star, etc. +150 pts. if it's the gold logo from a pair of British Knights!)

a page torn from a romance novel

a christmas ornament

a pocket calculator

a balloon

bottle caps from 3 different brands of beer

something with Hello Kitty on it

a Trivial Pursuit card

a pie wedge from Trivial Pursuit

a crayon

a spoon

a chess piece

a car air freshener

a pez dispenser

all items should be clearly marked, and each package should contain an itemized list of all included pieces.

maybe it'll be fun to see a bunch of people sending in useless stuff.......

thanks for looking (and you said this week you'd be displaying all email, so even if it's not a great idea, at least people will see it!)

Thanks,

Justin Huntsman

Yours,

I thought i'd just say hello because I want to be immortalized in your next reader feedback installment. I also think I found a great idea for you to try for another incredible creations episode...building your own igloo. Now being that your in California I can understand your aversion too all things snow related, but let me assure you this would be one hella cool thing to do. For more info check out my friend Gier's website (http://home.no.net/gedra/igloo_bg.htm).

Thanks,

-Brent

I would like to know - how much money have you made from your eBay sales?

Curious reader,

Marissa.

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