Seriously, I love your site. Thanks for keeping me laughing for hours when I should be, ahem, working? Your victimless pranks are an inspiration. Keep up the good work.

I want to send a shout-out to my brother, TJ, and my brother-in-law, Mark. I told them to check out your site...even bought them each a sweatshirt so they'd remember the address. I gave them as thank-yous for standing up in my wedding.

The highest form of thanks: Cockeyed.com

site, and I am supremely impressed with the amount of interesting (some

might say harebrained) ideas that you come up with. I wish that I could

have as much fun expressing my creative side as you do. Keep up the

good work!

Mike from NE

P.S. As a tribute to you, here is a very special "How Much Is Inside

This E-mail!"

105: Number of words

463: Number of characters (without spaces)

563: Number of characters (with spaces)

14: Number of lines

Your website has been a great public service these past few years. Hoping you will post all emails sent, I would like to get this picture looked at by as many people as possible. This is a painting of an old friend and I would like to try and get it back into his hands. His name is Hubert. This pic was painted from a photo taken prolly in 1981 or 82 in Houston TX. I'm pretty sure his hair is much fatter and longer than it is in this shot. He was in his early 20's then. I think he has a son who is a smaller/spitting image of his dad. Knowing him, they probably both skateboard, snowboard and surf. I just think it would be right to get this portrait back to his family. If anyone has any info, please contact me via email.

Thanks,

The Oracle

calm_inert_air@hotmail.com

I give you one word.

Alektorophobia.

Alektorophobia is a persistent, abnormal, and

irrational fear of chickens that compels one to avoid

them, despite the awareness and reassurance that they

are not dangerous.

Regards,

grouchymike at cox.net

I did a search on Google for "The devil doesn't get to have any food" and somehow ended up at your site. The first thing that caught my eye was the science club; hours later I found myself calling in yet another family member to witness the subtle genius of the java city prank. Then try to imagine my horror as I saw the faithful protagonist pointlessly taking his life into his hands under the guise of "Light bulb Antics". How you ask? The answer is simple: Osmium. Osmium is a little known element almost exactly in the middle on the periodic table. It lies inconspicuously in between iridium and rhenium. An interesting fact about osmium is that it is the heaviest naturally occurring metal. It is so heavy in fact, that a brick sized chunk of it would weigh somewhere in the neighborhood of 52 lbs (I did a report on Osmium in sixth grade). Another interesting fact about osmium is that when heated, it releases poisonous gas which can affect one's eyes, skin and lungs. If you have not already guessed where I'm going, chew on this. One of the industrial uses for osmium used to be *gasp* light bulb filaments. Imagine with what reckless cavalier abandon you were taking the life of yourself (and your friends) by burning the filaments out in the open for god and everyone to see. For whatever reason they don't make filaments out of osmium anymore, but who knows how old those light bulbs were? Obviously you are ok (or I hope you are) so I am not worried. Still I thought you might like to know anyway, for the purely scientific merit if nothing else. 

Warmest regards,

Rev. Amariah Fuller

P.S. My friends are having a "Fight Party" this saturday in you sister's neck of the woods (Oakland) and It's something that you might just like. There is always close to a couple hundred people that turn up and unlike Fight Club you don't "have to fight" But there is plenty of free drinks, no admission, and crazy antics (couches burning in the middle of the street and people dragging things on fire behind their motorcycles) Ok so all the crazy antics involve things burning, but it something to see nonetheless. Also, since Oakland has that pesky crime problem, the police almost never show up. So if you're not busy this Saturday I the Reverend A. Fuller personally invite you to the fight party. You can check out their website at www.eastbayrats.com.

P.P.S if you want to learn more about osmium check out

http://www.scescape.net/~woods/elements/osmium.html