How Fast do French Fries Cool Down?

Hiring a Home Depot Guy

Photographic Height Weight Chart

5' 4", 260 lbs.

5'9", 200 lbs.

5' 2" 170 lbs.

5' 5", 120 lbs.

How Much is Inside?

How Much is Inside a jar of Salsa?

How Much is Inside Articles on

How Much is Inside a 40-Foot Shipping Container?

How Much is Inside a Print Cartridge?

Science Club

Dropping Toast

Bottling the Keg Leftovers

sidewalk chalk

Which fireworks are the loudest?

How To Guides

How to paper mache

How to fix a Lawnmower pull cord

How to Fight a Speeding Ticket

How to Paint a Room


A Brand New Car

Parading myself as the winner of your mall's automotive give-away.

Fake Job Applications

Replacing the pad of job applications at fast food restaurants.

Drive Thru Memorials

Creating a Drive-Thru Memorials to commemorate fallen Fast Food Icons.

New Mall Sculpture

Adding my own sculpture to a mall food court sign

Incredible Creations

Spinning Tornado Costume

matchstick cats

DTV converter box

Jenga Costume


Travel articles on

Bulgaria & Turkey Travel

In November and December of 2001, I travelled to Bulgaria and Turkey. It was amazing & I brought back a few stories and tons of photos. Special thanks to Daniel James for loaning me a tiny Actius laptop.

2010 South by Southwest

In 2010 I was invited to speak at South by Southwest (SXSW) in Austin, Texas. I met up with the guys from Cyanide and Happiness and did a couple of pranks with John Hargrave from

Rodney Strong Wine & Chocolate

My wife and I went with some friends to the Rodney Strong Wine & Chocolate event in Napa county, California.


Ten Thousand of the Most Common Multiplication Equations

Price Increases at Fast Food Restaurants

Voter Photo

The 146 Drugs in Walmart's 4 dollar Prescription Drug Plan

Photographic Height Weight Chart

Herbalife Analysis

TV AD Database

Staff Page

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Deluxe Vectors
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Defective Yeti
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Nick Berry's Site

How to Fix a Fence

Famous Directors and their Movies


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