http://www.cockeyed.com/ Oscar award winning comedy en-us Wednesday, September 1st, 2010 10:05:00 GMT Wednesday, September 1st, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Handcrafted http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/beer_caddy/beer_caddy1.shtml When I was a kid, my parents had a large chest freezer in the garage. I have fond memories of freezing balloons full of water into ice bowling balls. Wednesday, September 1st, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/beer_caddy/beer_caddy1.shtml http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/open_soon/open_soon.php 12 entries for the Open Soon Prank Contest Monday, August 30st, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/open_soon/open_soon.php http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/open_soon/open_soon.php Shuttered buildings are incredibly depressing, so I'm launching a plan to help liven up our neighborhood streets and remind everyone that economic recovery is just around the corner. Saturday, August 21st, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/open_soon/open_soon.php http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/movies_5/movies.php Have you ever bought those packs of discount movie tickets at Costco? They are a way to get movie tickets at $7.75 instead of $10 each. Friday, August 13, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/movies_5/movies.php http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/smogcheck/smog_check.php One of the things that will cause your car to fail is if the "Check Engine" light is on. I don't know why that's against the rules. In my experience that light is pretty safe to ignore, but the state of California treats it seriously. Tuesday, August 10, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/smogcheck/smog_check.php http://www.cockeyed.com/lessons/figured/figured30.shtml At the risk of sounding like an idiot, I've decided to post some little things I figured out over the years. Friday, August 6, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/lessons/figured/figured30.shtml http://www.cockeyed.com/personal/party/party.php I've thrown a few parties, and I've attended almost as many. Along the way, I've learned a few things. Saturday, July 31st, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/personal/party/party.php http://bit.ly/bmd577 This auction is for a small text ad on the Photographic height/weight chart of Cockeyed.com Sunday, July 25th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://bit.ly/bmd577 http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/words_with_friends/2-letter_words.php I loved when Em would meditate while baking, chanting om while a za or pi was in the oven. Mm! Sunday, July 25th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/words_with_friends/2-letter_words.php http://www.cockeyed.com/lessons/fence/broken.php When they lean over, one way to react is to prop them up with a buttress. Sunday, July 18th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/lessons/fence/broken.php http://www.cockeyed.com/lessons/fence/gate.php Because they have moving parts, gates are likely to need repair or replacement before the fence itself. Sunday, July 18th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/lessons/fence/gate.php http://www.cockeyed.com/lessons/fence/fence_ideas01.php This gallery might be useful to anyone designing a fence for their yard. Sunday, July 18th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/lessons/fence/fence_ideas01.php http://www.cockeyed.com/lessons/fence/fence01.php Fences are usually ignored until they fall down, but then all of a sudden you can see into your neighbor's yard and everyone gets freaked out. Sunday, July 18th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/lessons/fence/fence01.php http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/cupnoodles/cupnoodles.php Behold! Cup Noodles! So convenient. So cheap. So mysterious. Please join me on a voyage to explore its many secrets. Wednesday, June 30th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/cupnoodles/cupnoodles.php http://www.cockeyed.com/science/cockroach/cockroach.php Early Wednesday morning I was disappointed to find, relaxing on the white rug in our living room, a big cockroach. Friday, June 25th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/science/cockroach/cockroach.php http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/apples/apples.php For a long time, I've wanted to put up some fake produce stand signs. Monday, June 21st, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/apples/apples.php http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/rentacenter/rentacenter.php There is a short list of businesses I will never set foot in because I already know they are a rip-off. Sunday, June 20th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/rentacenter/rentacenter.php http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/reeses/reeses01.shtml Peanut butter cups were invented in 1984, when a high-school principal walking through the halls with a chocolate bar ran headlong into the school librarian, who was snacking out of an open jar of peanut butter. Thursday, June 10th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/reeses/reeses01.shtml http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/animal/animals.php Animals! They are great, aren't they? And they are valuable... especially the mammals. Saturday, June 5th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/animal/animals.php http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/cheeseburger/cheeseburger.php At lunch, I got to thinking about the cheeseburger testing I had done in January and wondered, how would these Trader Joe's meatballs compare to the meat patty of a McDonalds cheeseburger? Thursday, June 3rd, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/cheeseburger/cheeseburger.php http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/sams_club/sams_club.php Recently I visited Sam's Club for the first time and discovered that it was a virtual mirror image of a Costco warehouse store. The same concrete floors, same steel rack shelves and the same giant shopping carts. I wanted to know, who had lower prices? Saturday, May 22nd, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/sams_club/sams_club.php http://www.cockeyed.com/travel/roflcon2010/rofl1003.shtml It was not long after this photo that Stacy became the WORLD'S LARGEST AUTOTUNE THE NEWS FAN. Wednesday, May 12, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/travel/roflcon2010/rofl1003.shtml http://www.cockeyed.com/travel/roflcon2010/rofl1002.shtml We walked through the Harvard campus, where I picked up an honorary PhSTD. Tuesday, May 11, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/travel/roflcon2010/rofl1002.shtml http://www.cockeyed.com/travel/roflcon2010/rofl1001.shtml About two months ago, even before I got invited to SXSW, Tim Huang wrote and invited me to speak at ROFLcon in Cambridge Monday, May 10th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/travel/roflcon2010/rofl1001.shtml http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/costco/costco1.php On a recent visit in search of a quality, yet low-priced tequila, I realized that their on shelf price tags are rather generic. Saturday, April 24th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/costco/costco1.php http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/mugged/mugged.php I suspect that no one reading this website is foolish enough to fall for this scam, but I thought I'd share my experience with it anyway. Wednesday, April 21st, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/mugged/mugged.php http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/concert/concert.php I love watching an unexpected concert experience play out on stage. Friday, April 16th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/concert/concert.php http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfDEPT3vb4g Attach items to your roof for a priceless reaction from everyone on the road Thursday, April 8th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfDEPT3vb4g http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0RCU-W9H_8 Came across this smoking, then flaming BMW in Rancho Cordova, CA Thursday, April 8th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0RCU-W9H_8 http://www.cockeyed.com/travel/sxsw2010/sxsw1004.shtml But we had hardly made it out the door when John asked if we wanted to skip lunch to go sell some organs. Wednesday, April 7th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/travel/sxsw2010/sxsw1004.shtml http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/airline/airline.php While others debate the best way to track down the lowest airfare, I went the other direction, spending the evening tracking down the most expensive airline ticket out of town. Friday, April 2nd, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/airline/airline.php http://www.cockeyed.com/personal/job_quiz/job_quiz.php A newspaper reporter friend of mine is working on a story about strange and quirky tests that people invent to assess potential job candidates and he is looking for our input. Tuesday, March 30th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/personal/job_quiz/job_quiz.php http://www.cockeyed.com/travel/sxsw2010/sxsw1001.shtml In February I got an invitation to Austin. Friday, March 26th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/travel/sxsw2010/sxsw1001.shtml http://www.cockeyed.com/personal/sxsw_2010/sxsw_2010.php I've been invited to speak at South by Southwest Interactive in Austin Texas. I'm a member of a panel for a presentation called "Epic Lulz, Secrets of Hilariouser Web Content" Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/personal/sxsw_2010/sxsw_2010.php http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/vampire/vampire_books.php On a recent trip to Target, I realized that one entire shelf was full of young adult vampire books. Saturday, February 27th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/vampire/vampire_books.php http://www.cockeyed.com/lessons/cool/cool.php Tips to Help Keep your Video Card running cool, such as adding ice and increasing the airflow Monday, February 22nd, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/lessons/cool/cool.php http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/kirby/kirby_cancel.html How to Excersize your Three Day Return Window. Monday, February 22nd, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/kirby/kirby_cancel.html http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/noise/noise.php What is that noise outside? Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/noise/noise.php http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/ikea_party/ikea2.php This year, Jason's daughter Cheyenne organized the Ikea formal dinner party. Sunday, February 7th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/ikea_party/ikea2.php http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/how_to/how_to.php Check out these great examples of auto-completed search suggestions on Google Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/how_to/how_to.php http://www.cockeyed.com/lessons/drywall/drywall01.php It's surprisingly easy to fix a hole in the wall. Saturday, January 30th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/lessons/drywall/drywall01.php http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/chat/chat.php Google mail might open up a chat window on every computer where you are logged in. Thursday, January 28th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/chat/chat.php http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/comcast/comcast.php The internet needs this simple list of Comcast Service Locations Tuesday, January 26th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/comcast/comcast.php http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/say_anything/say_anything.shtml Extra arms make boombox-toting easy! Monday, January 25th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/say_anything/say_anything.shtml http://www.cockeyed.com/lessons/painting/painting1.php How to prepare and paint a room in your house Thursday, January 21st, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/lessons/painting/painting1.php http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/big_carl/big_carl_unwrapped.php Rematch of the televised Big Carl burger with the real thing Sunday, January 17th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/big_carl/big_carl_unwrapped.php http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/double_cheeseburger/double_cheeseburger.php Comparing the size of the Burger King double cheeseburger with the McDonalds double cheeseburger Friday, January 15th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/big_carl/big_carl.php http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/big_carl/big_carl.php Comparing the size of the televised Big Carl burger with the real thing Thursday, January 7th, 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/big_carl/big_carl.php