How to Set up a Lemonade Stand for your kids

How to Fix a Squeaking, Squealing GE Profile Dryer

Photographic Height Weight Chart

5' 4", 260 lbs.

5'9", 200 lbs.

5' 2" 170 lbs.

5' 5", 120 lbs.

How Much is Inside?

How Much is Inside Bacon Bits?

How Much is Inside a bottle of Goldschlager?

How Much is Inside A Chevy Trailblazer?

How Much is Inside a container of Dreyers Slow Churned Ice Cream?

Science Club

LED vs. Regular Bulbs & CFLs

The lift of a Helium Balloon

Sunchips bag decomposition

Eyeclops - Bionic Magnifier

How To Guides

How to Remove Shoes from Power Lines

How to change a flat tire

How to Untwist a Seatbelt

How to make fire with two sticks


Coffee Lid Sign

Sexing up local hot coffee cafe warning signs.

Garden Sheds at Home Depot

Giving Garden Sheds some ridiculous Marketing Slogans

Dwarf Limes

Creating a phony tag on a neighborhood fruit sapling.

Starbucks Chairs

Installing some mis-identified folding chairs on a streetcorner in san Francisco.

Incredible Creations

Balloon Hut

Spinning Tornado Costume

metallic wings

Sudoku Costume


2010 ROFLcon

In 2010 I was invited to speak in Boston at the ROFLcon conference. My wife Stacy went with me and we spent some time as tourists in Boston, MA.

Sacramento Reptile Show

Shows like this are really odd events, they are just marketplaces with a bunch of vendors set up in a convention center. 40 snake vendors? This sounded like it would be worth seeing.

2008 Maker Faire

I visited the Maker Faire again in 2008.

MAKER Faire 2006

I visited the very first Makers Faire at the San Mateo Fairgrounds in 2006.


Rental Car Keys are Horrible

Buying from Rent A Center is Like Using the Worst Credit Card Ever

Playing $1,000 on a Slot Machine

The impossible drive-thru

Photographic Height Weight Chart

Herbalife Analysis

TV AD Database

Staff Page

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Deluxe Vectors
One Foot Tsunami
Defective Yeti
Improv Everywhere
Nick Berry's Site

How to Fix a Fence

Famous Directors and their Movies


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