Cockeyed.com Cocktail Calculator

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Use the checkboxes and drop-down selection fields below to select the type of alcohol, mixers, juice and other ingredients, then click "Calculate" to see how much a glass-worth of these ingredients cost, and to see your grand total. For a more complete breakdown of the ingredient cost and quantities represented here, see "How Much is Inside a Cocktail".

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If your drink isn't on the list, scroll down to the ingredient list on this page and make your own.

Alabama Slammer Rum & Cola Bahama Mama Blue Hawaiian Brandy Alexander Caipirinha Champagne Cocktail Chocolate Cake Cosmopolitan Disaronno on the rocks

Dr. Pepper French 75 Gin & Tonic Greyhound Hurricane Kamakazi Kir Royale Kir Imperial Jager bomb Long Island Iced Tea Mai Tai Margarita

Mojito Pina Colada Old Fashioned Screwdriver Sea Breeze Sex on the Beach Singapore Sling Snakebite Tequila Sunrise White Russian

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Regular Liquor   Brandy None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Gin None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Rum None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Tequila None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Vodka None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Whiskey None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Fizz   tonic water None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces 3 ounces 4 ounces 5 ounces   Coke None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces 3 ounces 4 ounces 5 ounces   Ginger Ale None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces 3 ounces 4 ounces 5 ounces   Soda None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces 3 ounces 4 ounces 5 ounces   Red Bull None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces 3 ounces 4 ounces 5 ounces   Champagne None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces 3 ounces 4 ounces 5 ounces   Beer None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces 3 ounces 4 ounces 5 ounces   Garnishes             cherry       lemon       lime       angostura bitters       cocktail onion       pineapple       salt       sugar       big olive       no 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 mint leaves

Special Liquor   Amaretto None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces 3 ounces 4 ounces   Cointreau None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Cachaca Rum None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Frangelico None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Grand Marnier None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Irish Creme None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Jagermeister None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Kahlua None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Malibu Rum None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Ouzo None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Tuaca None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Sloe Gin None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Vermouth None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Mixes   Grenadine None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Cream None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces 3 ounces 4 ounces 5 ounces   Coconut Cream None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Simple Syrup None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Sweet & Sour None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces 3 ounces 4 ounces 5 ounces   Drink Name Mixing Instructions and Comments Combine in a glass

Mixing Liquor   Blue Curaçao None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Butterscotch Schnapps None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Chambord None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Creme de Menthe None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Creme de Cassis None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Creme de Cacao None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Lemoncello None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Kirschwasser None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Midori None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Peach Schnapps None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   peppermint schnapps None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   pomegranate liqueur None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Triple Sec None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Sour Apple None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Juice   Cranberry None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces 3 ounces 4 ounces 5 ounces   Lemon None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Lime None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces   Orange None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces 3 ounces 4 ounces 5 ounces   Pineapple None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces 3 ounces 4 ounces 5 ounces   Grapefruit None half an ounce one ounce 1½ ounces 2 ounces 3 ounces 4 ounces 5 ounces   Top Shelf Options   To upgrade your drink with "top shelf" liquor, mark a box below.   Tanquery Gin   Gordon's Gin   Bombay Sapphire Gin   Beefeater Gin   Bacardi Rum   Jose Cuervo Tequila   Herradura Tequila   Patron Tequila   Cazadores Tequila   Corralejo Tequila   Absolut Vodka   Stolichnaya Vodka   Skyy Vodka   Ketel One Vodka   Finlandia Vodka   Belvedere Vodka   Grey Goose Vodka   Ciroc Vodka   Canadian Mist Whiskey   Maker's Mark Whiskey   Jack Daniel's Whiskey   Gentleman Jack Whiskey   Jameson Whiskey   Crown Royal Whiskey   Bushmill's Whiskey   Southern Comfort Whiskey   J. Walker Black Label Whiskey

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