Can you snort herbalife?
Lindsey Lohan Friday 13th of July 2007 2:27 am
|
The myth that MLM pyramid schemes make you easy money? BUSTED. And we didn't even get a good explosion out of it,
either.
Adam Savage Friday 13th of July 2007 3:12 am
|
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon Friday 13th of July 2007 4:14 am
|
That fox is, like, so cute!
Friday 13th of July 2007 4:20 am
|
Wow, I'm hot.
Ed Norton Friday 13th of July 2007 6:22 am
|
Herbalife makes me feel so DIRRR-TAY!
Christina Aguilera Friday 13th of July 2007 7:11 am
|
I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it...FREAKIN' SWEET!!!
Michael Moore Friday 13th of July 2007 7:36 am
|
I needs me some of that.
Victoria Gotti Friday 13th of July 2007 7:43 am
|
Herbs Baby!!!
Johnny Knoxville Friday 13th of July 2007 7:55 am
|
I love these midnight shenanigans.
M Night Shymalayan Friday 13th of July 2007 8:00 am
|
Hey! I use Herbalife...and look how good I look!
Victoria Gotti Friday 13th of July 2007 8:42 am
|
smooth move.
Hans Blix Friday 13th of July 2007 8:55 am
|
Oops, I did it again!
Britney Spears Friday 13th of July 2007 9:22 am
|
That fox is hot.
Friday 13th of July 2007 9:23 am
|
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't liek MLM scams!
Avril Lavigne Friday 13th of July 2007 9:23 am
|
Pepthi!
David Beckham Friday 13th of July 2007 9:27 am
|
So what's the deal with those CrazyFox commercials, anyway? I mean, if a rabid fox wants me to call him, like hell I'm
doing that! It's not like I'm little red riding hood or anything; I'll not fall for your tricks, CrazyFox! Anyone,
anyone? *tap tap* Is this thing on?
Jerry Seinfeld Friday 13th of July 2007 9:28 am
|
that's foxy.
Prince Friday 13th of July 2007 9:30 am
|
Stop spreading lies about herbalife. It is a great product. You will see in my upcoming film.
Michael Moore Friday 13th of July 2007 9:39 am
|
If you could be any kind of tree, what kind of tree would you be?
Barbara Walters Friday 13th of July 2007 9:44 am
|
I am a dickhole.
Bill O'Reilly Friday 13th of July 2007 9:46 am
|
Contact your representatives in government to have this type of advertisement banned. Tell them that it should be
mandatory for companies to identify themselves in advertisements if they are going to include their contact
information.
Bill Richardson Friday 13th of July 2007 10:00 am
|
Even I knew CrazyFox was a scam.
Caveman Friday 13th of July 2007 10:02 am
|
I appreciate the honesty of the letter writer. The truth is out there, and we should all seek and disseminate it.
David Duchovny Friday 13th of July 2007 10:10 am
|
I wish I could reach into the television and wrap a telephone cord around that scrawny fox's neck.
Hugh Jackman Friday 13th of July 2007 10:42 am
|
The mark up on that stuff is even bigger than movie popcorn! And it doesn't pop nearly as light and fluffy.
Orville Redenbacher Friday 13th of July 2007 10:47 am
|
Hovercraft
Shallah Ramadan Friday 13th of July 2007 10:59 am
|
Death to Herbalife! DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA!
Abdel-Aziz Al-Hakim Friday 13th of July 2007 11:01 am
|
Huh?
Janeane Garofalo Friday 13th of July 2007 11:05 am
|
Chris is an idiot. A scam so obvious even a caveman wouldn't fall for it.
Caveman Friday 13th of July 2007 11:14 am
|
i want to punch herbalife in the face. seriously.
they just...need to stop. haha.
Nicole Ritchie Friday 13th of July 2007 11:20 am
|
UNCE EEGUND JU MIST STOOPH DIS!
Arnold Schwarzenegger Friday 13th of July 2007 12:01 pm
|
You don't need herbs to feel better! I know. I've studied these things.
Friday 13th of July 2007 12:29 pm
|
Hari Hari Hari Krishna
Abdel-Aziz Al-Hakim Friday 13th of July 2007 12:33 pm
|
Another slave lost to Herbalife!
Dytek Guy Friday 13th of July 2007 1:00 pm
|
Crazy fox?
I look like a crazy racoon...
Avril Lavigne Friday 13th of July 2007 1:25 pm
|
Can I adopt the nickname "CrazyFox"? That would be totally awesome. Plus, $ponsor$hip!
Mark Grudzielanek Friday 13th of July 2007 2:32 pm
|
Don't hassle the Hoff.
David Hasselhoff Friday 13th of July 2007 3:00 pm
|
Everyone in the audience today will receive a complimentary IBP! Worth $200!
Oprah Friday 13th of July 2007 3:05 pm
|
MMMMM Evil foxes are soo hawt they make me horny!
Friday 13th of July 2007 3:14 pm
|
If i killed my wife i would have signed up for this LSD fox.
OJ Simpson Friday 13th of July 2007 3:16 pm
|
I'll be baack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Friday 13th of July 2007 3:20 pm
|
Hello? Did somebody here request a crazy fox? BooYah!
Ashanti Friday 13th of July 2007 3:22 pm
|
Hello? Did somebody here request a crazy fox?
Dammit! Someone already used that line!
Joy Behar Friday 13th of July 2007 3:27 pm
|
Iran can shove their herbalife up their a....
Jimmy Carter Friday 13th of July 2007 3:34 pm
|
You just don't understand Herbalife. I do.
Friday 13th of July 2007 3:34 pm
|
Who needs Herbalife when you have lollipops? Who loves ya baby!?!
Telly Savales Friday 13th of July 2007 3:47 pm
|
I am the awesome-ist
Will Ferrell Friday 13th of July 2007 4:10 pm
|
Does herbalife have a celebrity centre?
Friday 13th of July 2007 4:13 pm
|
They got me too. Sooooo bummed.
Melinda Gates Friday 13th of July 2007 4:42 pm
|
In the Bourne Ultimatum my character's brainwashers are exposed as the creators of Herbalife.
Matt Damon Friday 13th of July 2007 4:48 pm
|
Rob, you should be proud that your site helped stop someone from getting suckered. Nice!
King Tut Friday 13th of July 2007 5:13 pm
|
A clinical analysis of this situation indicates that instead of yourself being punk'd, you punk'd the fox.
Godspeed.
Ashton Kutcher Friday 13th of July 2007 5:30 pm
|
We'll follow the fox to safety...
Viggo Mortensen Friday 13th of July 2007 6:13 pm
|
My husband really doesn't do it for me anymore.
Dr Phils Wife Friday 13th of July 2007 6:33 pm
|
suck it.
Abdel-Aziz Al-Hakim Friday 13th of July 2007 6:39 pm
|
Yo!
Sylvester Stallone Friday 13th of July 2007 7:04 pm
|
I approve of this message, and if you vote for me on 08, I will personally eradicate Herbalife.
Barack Obama Friday 13th of July 2007 7:07 pm
|
I wouldn't sell Herbalife, but if I did, here's how I'd do it....
OJ Simpson Friday 13th of July 2007 8:11 pm
|
Well, at least I haven't seen any of these ads wander into Canada yet...
Hans Blix Friday 13th of July 2007 8:29 pm
|
That fox is a son of a bitch!
Josh Halloway Friday 13th of July 2007 8:47 pm
|
You think you've got problems? I'm constantly being beaten by a loud, bald, Texen man!
Dr Phils Wife Friday 13th of July 2007 8:53 pm
|
Let's help the children.
Bono Friday 13th of July 2007 9:25 pm
|
Don't let the far left liberal media fool you! CrazyFox is a GREAT way to make money! It's also a great idea to stick a
fork in an electric outlet! And anybody who disagrees is an idiot!!
Bill O'Reilly Friday 13th of July 2007 10:08 pm
|
Um. No offense, but you're dumb, dude. I mean... unga bunga, or something.
Caveman Friday 13th of July 2007 10:21 pm
|
Yo! I'm gay! And I was like a child actor. So I know that this thing is a scam, because I tried it after Doogie
Howser got booted from the airwaves.
I lost millions.
Neil Patrick Harris Friday 13th of July 2007 11:03 pm
|
Evil doers are always based in Temecula...
www.343crazyfox.com
(http://whois.org/whois_new.cgi?d=343crazyfox&tld=com)
Registrant:
LG Technology
32840 Wolf Store Road
Temecula, CA 92592
US
Michael Moore Friday 13th of July 2007 11:43 pm
|
After the TV cameras left, I found tons of unsold Herbalife in Al Capone's vault.
Geraldo Friday 13th of July 2007 11:51 pm
|
Dropped it faster than a hot potato! And this was actually posted on an iphone!
Iphone Saturday 14th of July 2007 12:34 am
|
A number of people have written to let me know about Herbalife and the LA Galaxy Uniforms. Thanks.
Rob Cockerham Saturday 14th of July 2007 2:13 am
|
I know a quick way to make money too....
Victoria Gotti Saturday 14th of July 2007 4:14 am
|
Guess which company is a jersy sponsor for my new team, the L.A. Galaxy? That's right, HERBALIFE!
David Beckham Saturday 14th of July 2007 5:43 am
|
I can't wrap my mind around why anyone would think any get rich scheme would work. Suckers. Fortunately, there's
Cockeyed to keep them straight.
Ha, ha ... I said straight.
Neil Patrick Harris Saturday 14th of July 2007 9:18 am
|
Hey Rob, Can I be Tom Cruise, Oprah or the guy from Ditech instead?
Mark Hamilton Saturday 14th of July 2007 11:38 am
|
Man, that's a home run.
Bill Richardson Saturday 14th of July 2007 11:43 am
|
thats hot
Saturday 14th of July 2007 1:18 pm
|
Crazy!
Cardinal Antonio Maria Rouco Varela Saturday 14th of July 2007 1:23 pm
|
Bang.
Charleton Heston Saturday 14th of July 2007 1:52 pm
|
Expecto Patronum!
Daniel Radcliffe Saturday 14th of July 2007 2:21 pm
|
If I pay Herbalife, will they get me a better afterlife than Scientology?
Saturday 14th of July 2007 2:24 pm
|
Why invest in herbalife? I RIDE THE SNAKE!
Will Ferrell Saturday 14th of July 2007 2:25 pm
|
We desire our country be like yours. We want a country where the rich prey on the poor, where the wealthy get wealthier
on the labors on the poor masses. Where lies and false advertising and unaccountability reign! Yes, all hail the
American Way!
Ibrahim Al-Jaafari Saturday 14th of July 2007 2:31 pm
|
Look, I am Mr. Cockerham in disguise.
Matt Damon Saturday 14th of July 2007 2:32 pm
|
Just wanted to let everyone know I was gay ! Thank you for allowing me to address your fans.
Neil-
Neil Patrick Harris Saturday 14th of July 2007 4:13 pm
|
You know...Herbalife is the only true pyramid scheme. The rest are just heathen pyramid schemes.
Cardinal Ivan Dias Saturday 14th of July 2007 5:14 pm
|
oh baby i love it when my boobies go bounce
Scarlett Johansson Saturday 14th of July 2007 6:23 pm
|
I never learnt about this in herbology.
You may have just saved me.
Daniel Radcliffe Saturday 14th of July 2007 6:58 pm
|
Nice move, man!
Cardinal Alexandre do Nascimento Saturday 14th of July 2007 7:48 pm
|
Everyone should be required to get sucked into a multi-level marketing scheme at least once during their life, so that
they'll know better from that point on. Maybe it should be a prerequisite for college or univerisity graduation.
Jimmy Carter Saturday 14th of July 2007 7:58 pm
|
I like HERBALIFE. I like FOXES.
Rex Roller Saturday 14th of July 2007 8:10 pm
|
ROLL-FEL
Rex Roller Saturday 14th of July 2007 8:10 pm
|
Damn you, Rob Cockerham! You got to the story before I did! SERPENTINE!
Geraldo Saturday 14th of July 2007 8:15 pm
|
beep, bloop, blorp
Iphone Saturday 14th of July 2007 9:49 pm
|
Hi...I'm Peter Griffin. I'm not a doctor and I don't play one on tv. Ask your doctor...is herbalife right for me?
FREAKIN' SWEET!
Michael Moore Saturday 14th of July 2007 9:57 pm
|
Attention, writer-directors! Put me in an off-beat, dark-humored movie! For the love of God!
Bill Murray Saturday 14th of July 2007 10:24 pm
|
If I could turn back time, I'd get your money back Chris.
Cher Sunday 15th of July 2007 7:48 am
|
Start your own home based business today and get me and Kelly's Christmas CD, free.
Regis Philbin Sunday 15th of July 2007 12:27 pm
|
so what do you think of herbalife sponsoring my team, the la galaxy?
David Beckham Sunday 15th of July 2007 2:27 pm
|
Too bad you could have spent that money on me, iPhone. iPhone's rule!
Iphone Sunday 15th of July 2007 4:29 pm
|
The 1st rule of herbalife is you do not talk about herbalife.
Ed Norton Sunday 15th of July 2007 4:34 pm
|
Making millions from the public by doing nothing more than telling lies?.....I think I like this company.
Michael Moore Sunday 15th of July 2007 5:21 pm
|
Herbalife is my #1 cd distributor!!!
Avril Lavigne Sunday 15th of July 2007 6:51 pm
|
If its on TV then it has to be real, right?
50 Cent Monday 16th of July 2007 9:25 am
|
See how much weight I lost with Herbalife!
Michael Moore Monday 16th of July 2007 11:35 am
|
I see scam people.
Haley Joel Osment Monday 16th of July 2007 11:35 am
|
As a football fan, I'm cheesed that herbalife is a sponsor for the LA Galaxy. Bollocks, that is!
Ewan McGregor Monday 16th of July 2007 2:49 pm
|
(is still dead)
Elvis Monday 16th of July 2007 3:35 pm
|
I smoke Herbalife
Telly Savales Monday 16th of July 2007 3:57 pm
|
This is Hurbwa Wife wight?
Barbara Walters Monday 16th of July 2007 4:48 pm
|
Streaking!
Will Ferrell Monday 16th of July 2007 4:50 pm
|
Lucky that they were able to get out.
Will Ferrell Monday 16th of July 2007 7:50 pm
|
I love some Herbalife. That's really what was behind "Yellow Submarine". Wait, that was just herb. Herb. Sorry.
Ringo Starr Monday 16th of July 2007 7:54 pm
|
jerks
Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani Monday 16th of July 2007 9:32 pm
|
dytek.com is better
Dytek Guy Tuesday 17th of July 2007 12:54 am
|
Oho ho! That Fox of the Crazies! He does It like no-one else, in whiny So-Call accents, to boot! No smooth, yes?
And I hope by "It" you understanding I am mean sexes with the ladies, yes?
Avril Lavigne Tuesday 17th of July 2007 9:38 am
|
hmmm
Abdel-Aziz Al-Hakim Tuesday 17th of July 2007 1:39 pm
|
Saying that Herbalife is a legitimate business is like saying my music is a legitimate artform!
50 Cent Tuesday 17th of July 2007 3:24 pm
|
HAHA. That deal sounds about as good as my presidency.
Jimmy Carter Tuesday 17th of July 2007 3:25 pm
|
It's so blatantly obvious it's a scam even I knew it!
Caveman Tuesday 17th of July 2007 4:28 pm
|
I didn't buy into Herbalife, but if I did, this is how I would have done it.
OJ Simpson Tuesday 17th of July 2007 7:05 pm
|
Have you noticed that the crazyfox fox is really buff??
Orville Redenbacher Tuesday 17th of July 2007 8:11 pm
|
Hi this is Tom from Herbalife. I think if you guys took the time to see what we are really about you would think
differently. We are not about scamming anyone- we provide the opportunity for great wealth with products that help.
The fox commercials are a huge hit!
Tara Reid Tuesday 17th of July 2007 9:16 pm
|
Tom, I understand where you are coming from, and I appreciate your comments. I also appreciate your great rack.
Ed Helms Wednesday 18th of July 2007 2:49 am
|
Hi, this is Tom again. Blah blah blah.
Tara Reid Wednesday 18th of July 2007 10:08 am
|
i need herbalife, and cosmetic surgery, and a personality, and integrity
Hilary Clinton Wednesday 18th of July 2007 4:21 pm
|
I AM SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Cher Wednesday 18th of July 2007 11:04 pm
|
Petroglyph Snake! Petroglyph Eye!
King Tut Thursday 19th of July 2007 1:21 am
|
Me likes no herbs or herbalifes... me likes meat!
Caveman Thursday 19th of July 2007 6:23 am
|
No doubt inspired by my great films The Sixth Sense and The Village, Herbalife was inspired to make themselves the
surprise twist ending to the crazy fox commercials. Bravo Herbalife!
M Night Shymalayan Thursday 19th of July 2007 12:13 pm
|
RUNAWAY!!! RUNAWAY!!! The Puerto Rican guys are after you!
Jennifer Wilbanks Thursday 19th of July 2007 3:58 pm
|
Hey Rob,
Herbalife made a huge contract for major league football (you Americans call it soccer) to be on my new jersey. It was
a big deal, over 10 million pounds. You'll see plenty more of Herbalife at my football games here in the U.S.
Sincerely,
David Beckham
David Beckham Thursday 19th of July 2007 4:15 pm
|
Um, I made all my money in Herbalife. I don't know what you guys are talking about.
Solange Knowles Thursday 19th of July 2007 9:24 pm
|
Anyone attempting to sell these products in Taiwan will be executed!
Ma Ying-jeou Friday 20th of July 2007 10:54 am
|
Does herbal life look as good as I do? I think not
Jessica Alba Friday 20th of July 2007 11:02 am
|
grrfe
Ahmad Chalabi Friday 20th of July 2007 1:51 pm
|
Lost another client to Cockeyed.com
Dytek Guy Friday 20th of July 2007 1:54 pm
|
Do you believe in life after love?
Cher Friday 20th of July 2007 6:38 pm
|
i will destroy things like this if you vote for me!!!!!
Barack Obama Friday 20th of July 2007 7:40 pm
|
I can fly!
Daniel Radcliffe Saturday 21st of July 2007 2:17 pm
|
Herbalife shmerbalife! This site makes me wet. Rob, I want you.
Jessica Alba Sunday 22nd of July 2007 12:46 am
|
Don't fall for the ol' pyramid, as I did.
King Tut Sunday 22nd of July 2007 5:43 am
|
001011100110000111101001011010010111100110101101000011100011001001100111010010111010110001101010001010110111110110011011000110101001111001000110011000101011010101100010100101
Iphone Sunday 22nd of July 2007 9:59 pm
|
Hey! Look up there.
Barack Obama Sunday 22nd of July 2007 10:03 pm
|
Oh no dey din't!
50 Cent Monday 23rd of July 2007 11:18 am
|
And to think I almost came out of the closet to sign up with CrazyFox!
Monday 23rd of July 2007 11:20 am
|
no shizzle?
Don Cheadle Monday 23rd of July 2007 12:34 pm
|
That's hot. Good thing I get the internet in jail.
Monday 23rd of July 2007 12:58 pm
|
i'm sooo good -- when I wake up in the morning i piss excellance
Will Ferrell Monday 23rd of July 2007 1:46 pm
|
I'm rick james
Abdel-Aziz Al-Hakim Monday 23rd of July 2007 2:32 pm
|
I'd like some bagels and lox with my herbalife
Sean Connery Monday 23rd of July 2007 2:34 pm
|
That's hot.
Monday 23rd of July 2007 2:34 pm
|
AHH! My Head! What happened to my head?!
Jack in the Box Monday 23rd of July 2007 3:13 pm
|
I'm fat. Bush sucks. I'm fat.
Michael Moore Monday 23rd of July 2007 6:36 pm
|
Herbalife rocks. I already have a huge supply of their diet shake mix for the baby!
Nicole Ritchie Monday 23rd of July 2007 7:00 pm
|
I fell for it too. They made me wear a jumpsuit with a funny pattern on it.
Toby McGuire Monday 23rd of July 2007 10:24 pm
|
I just adore Herbalife. How do you think I got so thin?
Tara Reid Tuesday 24th of July 2007 12:26 am
|
Crap! I've been hacked by Herbalife.
Iphone Tuesday 24th of July 2007 9:44 am
|
eat fish
Avril Lavigne Tuesday 24th of July 2007 9:46 am
|
So stupid even a caveman knows it's a scam!
Caveman Tuesday 24th of July 2007 10:13 am
|
You're being glib, Rob.
Tuesday 24th of July 2007 10:24 am
|
Nobody suspects that fox?
Bill O'Reilly Tuesday 24th of July 2007 5:28 pm
|
Oh my God. Herbalife's back. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! CrazyFox is Herbalife!
Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Charleton Heston Tuesday 24th of July 2007 5:52 pm
|
wow!
cockeyed readers are awesome. I made billions of dollars after I paid money to a company that ran a tv commercial
which has a poor 3d rendering of a cartoon fox, telling me in vague words that I too could make billions just like his
cartoon self!
Bill Murray Tuesday 24th of July 2007 11:15 pm
|
herbalife, so easy even a therapist can do it
Caveman Wednesday 25th of July 2007 10:28 am
|
Herbalife is a like a kick in the nuts after a sauna.
Abdel-Aziz Al-Hakim Thursday 26th of July 2007 7:14 am
|
Look at my helmet.
Oprah Friday 27th of July 2007 4:05 am
|
Shixty Sheven, my shon.
Sean Connery Friday 27th of July 2007 4:21 am
|
Who am i?
Shayne Ward Friday 27th of July 2007 5:33 pm
|
ugh
Caveman Saturday 28th of July 2007 11:36 pm
|
WOW! My first instincts was right after seeing the comercial. Good thing I went to check it out online with others
before visiting the "CrazyFox" website. Rule of thumb has always been if it is too good to be true, yada, yada, yada.
Cris thanks for sharing and warning others of yet another internet scam promising you thousands of dollars like the SMC
Corporation endorsed by Tom Bosley. Be thankful this lesson cost you only $20 bucks.
These people must hold dear to P.T. Barnum's philosophical outlook on life, "a sucker is born every minute", and my all
time favorite "a fool and his money is soon departed."
Don Cheadle Monday 30th of July 2007 10:30 am
|
I saw somebody in a store the other day with an offical Herbalife polo on. Scary, I tells ya.
Dr Phils Wife Monday 30th of July 2007 1:05 pm
|
Hey, did you blokes see me on the cover of Sports Illustrated? I gots an 'Erbalife logo on me jersey! I'm rich and
dumb! BLIMEY!
David Beckham Monday 30th of July 2007 3:42 pm
|
Tina's here, we're getting back together!
Caveman Tuesday 31st of July 2007 1:29 pm
|
Hey! Hey! You! You! I am a carrot.
Avril Lavigne Tuesday 31st of July 2007 9:54 pm
|
Idiot.
Nicole Ritchie Wednesday 01st of August 2007 9:43 am
|
what do you mean only a caveman would fall for this?
Caveman Wednesday 01st of August 2007 10:40 am
|
Damn son, that shit is whack. I would have busted a cap in them, for I am a ganster, and that is my way.
50 Cent Wednesday 01st of August 2007 2:48 pm
|
hello
OJ Simpson Thursday 02nd of August 2007 10:01 am
|
3545
Abdel-Aziz Al-Hakim Thursday 02nd of August 2007 6:53 pm
|
you damn dirty fox!!
Charleton Heston Thursday 02nd of August 2007 9:18 pm
|
Why is Ron Paul not on this list yet?
RON PAUL REVOLUTION!
Abdel-Aziz Al-Hakim Thursday 02nd of August 2007 10:58 pm
|
|