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I'm a big fan of the Glowing Butterfly.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 3:20 am
Ah, so the Nasonex bee really is voiced by Antonio Banderas! Myth Confirmed!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 3:28 am
The first commercials with that Nasonex bee looked terrible. The animation has gotten a lot better.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 3:52 am
Wii would like to play.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 3:59 am
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 4:38 am
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 4:38 am
Neigh!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 5:01 am
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 5:02 am
Commercials are like a hound dog.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 5:03 am
Since I get soaked with human feces every day, I get nail infections pretty often. And let me tell you they hurt. Not an active, burning pain, but rather a passive one, waiting for you to bump your toe or crush it to multiply the pain that would normally occur by at least 200 times. I admit it, I cry sometimes, when that happens. Then Steve-O beats my ass with a nailed baseball bat, so I forget about crying and start laughing incontrollably.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 5:44 am
If we're going to be specific, Mucinex isn't a prescription drug (however, it is OTC and you do have to sign and show ID in a lot of states, I believe), and I don't think Lamisil is either. However, I agree that the idea of a Gremlin taking up residence in my toe is pretty damn gross...
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 6:00 am
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Tuesday 26th of June 2007 6:18 am
cheerio.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 6:33 am
I'm not sure if this is supposed to be me, but if it is you spelled my name wrong. There's an "S" in there.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:03 am
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Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:36 am
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:36 am
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:37 am
I died 12 years ago. Just thought you might want to know.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:37 am
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:39 am
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:40 am
Even cereal companies are now modulating what products they market to children. Do you think there will be regulation on this at any time?
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:47 am
I'm buried next to humanoids, I've mated with them, built tools, have skeletal proportions that are within modern human normals, and yet I'm classified as a Neanderthal? That's just racist! Millions of years old... bah! It's about time they added moving cave drawings to drug advertising. That way, if you don't know what it is like to have a migraine, you can better visualize it, and then the next thing you know. You need Imitrex!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:52 am
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Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:03 am
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:03 am
Boing!!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:18 am
I HAVE had nightmares about that Lamisil creature. I cringe every time I'm reminded of it. So I think the ads have been effective - I haven't forgot their product or stopped inspecting my feet for fungus. You've also forgotten to add Rozerem to your list - the sleep drug that shows a guy who can't dream, so he's stalked by Abe Lincoln, a deep-sea diver and a talking woodchuck.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:18 am
i was under the impression that the lunesta insect was a luna moth
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:32 am
Diggers really are amazing creatures. You can learn all there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:33 am
I reccomend watching these commercials with plenty of hot, buttery popped-corn.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:35 am
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:36 am
Dear Rob, thanks for the fab roundup of animated prescription drug mascots.In answer to your question, yes, we do have hamburgers and fries in England. But we call French fries `chips'. Love, Ringo. PS: Forgive the lateness of my reply.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:40 am
Lost another loan to Ditech!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:41 am
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:44 am
Funky Tut.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:45 am
Mr. Box here. I just want to clear up something said earlier by Mr. Redenbacher. Popped corn is not a suitable food for watching these commercials. Only the JUMBO JACK™ will do.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:46 am
When I saw this, I just *knew* that evil nail fungus thing would be included. What a horrible commercial. Ugh, and that bee-like creature is something else, isn't it? Horrible, cheap CGI that will surely encourage other companies to follow suit. I'm glad those in the know no longer have to watch commercials. ;-) Oh, and while we're talking about ads--how about those internet ads (not that I see those anymore either, thanks to Ad Muncher) for loans or whatever it is with the really long dog or cat or pig or whatnot? Who thought this was a good idea? Who said "Gee, the way to get somebody to borrow money from us is to show them some disgustingly distended dog"? Marketers are all retards. Oh. . .sorry. ;-)
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:49 am
Hovercraft
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:02 am
Ahhhhhh DIGGER! That commercial makes me hate my TV...and I love my TV so thats pretty serious for me. It really does give me nightmares and heeby jeebies for the whole day after I see it. UGGGGGHHH
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:11 am
The DJ comment had me absolutely rolling. What a great way to start the day! When are you having a Sacramento Cockeyed.com gathering? :-)
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:13 am
Good point! This is a multi-billion dollar market. I think the marketing is working it's charm. Magic pill/spray will make it all better!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:17 am
That's hot.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:32 am
I don't have anything to say. Just want to read some comments.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:39 am
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:40 am
That green moth scares the crap outta me
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:44 am
That last picture is what I look like with my eyes closed.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:46 am
I've never seen an ad for Tossturo before. Is it real?
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:49 am
The Nasonex bee is voiced by Antonio Banderas? I always thought it was some guy with a bad/fake Spanish accent. It seems too exaggerated. But I do like the way he pronounces Nasonex. "Naysownex." Sheer brilliance! I must confess. I am not really the Dytek Guy. I'm actually Antonio Banderas! Free Nasonex for all!!!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:50 am
Where are the goddamn dirty apes?
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:54 am
Does anyone else think that my Morning Jack™ sandwich has a completely inappropriate name? I'm thinking of changing it to Wake & Spank™.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:54 am
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:56 am
whoa
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:57 am
Are those all prescription drugs? My doctor is also a cartoon, so he will usually prescribe anything like this.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:01 am
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:01 am
Yes, I believe I HAVE had nightmares about Digger. Not unlike the nightmares I used to have as a child when I didn't brush my teeth and the Crest Cavity Monsters came out of my closet and used their jack hammers on my teeth.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:12 am
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:12 am
Want to touch the heiney!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:14 am
Hur hur hur.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:16 am
Fabuuuuuuuulous!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:17 am
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:38 am
Doesn't Lunesta advertise that their drug is non-habit forming? Where's the fun in that?
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 11:06 am
I'm not as small as you think I am.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 11:06 am
As a Political Lightning rod, I have frequent burning, and redness, and GW said that the cartoons help talk to the average man, like him and I, So when I see the cartoon, I feel like the Drug Companies are talking directly to me, the average man, just like GW........Yep
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 11:07 am
Get in zee choppa!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 11:10 am
Will Arnett
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 11:40 am
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 11:43 am
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 11:44 am
I cant believe a bug
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 11:47 am
LOL...Me and my roomie always reffered to that Lunesta butterfly as "the EVIL butterfly. The first time I saw the commercial, I thought the butterfly was taking their breath (like the old story about cats doing the same thing). The poor soul is laying peacefully in bed....butterfly shows up....GONE!! And the LAST victim actually comes back to life ten seconds later like an old Romero flick!! That reminds me....I gotta rescreen all the windows...brb
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 11:48 am
It's despicable, baby.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:04 pm
uh huh
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:08 pm
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Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:13 pm
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:14 pm
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:14 pm
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:14 pm
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:14 pm
I've adorned the soft tissue under your toenail with a potpourri-scented lace doily. Isn't that magical?
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:24 pm
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:26 pm
Ohhhh, I'll play your game, you rogue! Let's try "The Rapists" for $20. BUCKFUTTER!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:28 pm
Sunhawks - my precious, loyal children - your king commends you. Your presence on Azeroth is of the utmost importance to both myself and the Master. Soon, the sun portal will be ready to transport reinforcements from Tempest Keep directly to Bloodmyst Isle. We will reclaim the Exodar. We will slay the blue skinned mongrels where they stand. Velen will pay for his crimes.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:33 pm
After a long day of polishing my various jewel encrusted rings, necklaces and sceptres, it can be difficult to get a full night of sleep. I am eternally grateful to that little Lunesta butterfly for giving me the rest I need to tackle another day full of sinners and diamonds, both of which are in need of a little TLC to bring back their radiant shine.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:34 pm
why you be all spelling my name wrong?? bizatch
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:36 pm
God, I'm hot.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:39 pm
Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair!!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:41 pm
That's hot, and out of jail too!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:44 pm
That's hot, and out of jail too!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:44 pm
I sincerely do love Lunesta and the sleep fairy that visits me every night to lay my weary head down into a deep slumber. The best part is the lack of dreams - I tell you, once those confessions come in, they don't come out. There are some real disturbed sickos out there, and they all seem to come to me. Perhaps I will start an anonymous blog to help quiet my demons and to show you sinners just how terrible you really are. Yes, that will do the trick nicely.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:53 pm
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:08 pm
Another nasal passage lost to Nasonex!!!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:10 pm
The headaches started coming a few years ago, when I first heard about Scientology. I worry about it constantly now, and as a result I am tormented by the migraine demons every day. Honestly, who could believe a religion that makes you pay to purify your soul with a machine? I say stick with good old fashioned tithing and confessing, thank you very much. Handy tip: Imitrex and Lunesta taken with some brandy (aka "holy water") at bedtime assures you a stone cold undisturbed sleep.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:13 pm
I wish they wouldn't let prescription drugs advertise on TV anymore. Maybe they could save that money and lower their prices a little...
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:17 pm
You can stick a finger in my __ss_ if you want to.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:21 pm
and where's the animated stomach from Prevacid?!?!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:24 pm
You forgot to put Ron Paul in the list!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:26 pm
How bout you sideburns? You want some of this milk? No one gots to know about it. It could be our milk.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:28 pm
My husband is a chump. He needs Viagra. Maybe if Pfizer had a cute little cartoon spokesman the tubby martyr would bring home the lovin.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:31 pm
We musn't forget the roly-poly...I dunno, thing (?), that they use to market Zoloft.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:32 pm
Iphone = more dollars than sense
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:32 pm
Screw all these jokers! Try my new Sirloin Ciabatta with Mucinex sprinkles.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:32 pm
I'm way hotter than all these spokes-characters! I'm so hot, I can't keep my own hands off my body!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:33 pm
Look out Paris! I'll be in jail soon too. We can be prison pals. By the way, I need to eat a steak and gain about 10 lbs.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:34 pm
I love dudes.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:35 pm
Verily do I declare, commercials be hella annoying, yo!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:35 pm
I know I'm from Jersey, but somehow I'm a better person now that I speak with a fake British accent. Ta ta mum!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:35 pm
How come I'm not dead yet?! Someone please put me out of YOUR misery!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:39 pm
Um, you mis-spelled my name. It's Sanjina. America loves me.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:40 pm
Word.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:41 pm
love my hair.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:46 pm
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:47 pm
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:53 pm
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:53 pm
I have sex with my wife, Trudi, for 48 straight hours on a regular basis, and I do it drug-free. You don't need drugs, folks. Take it from Sting (and his wife, Trudi).
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 2:25 pm
Why is my name misspelled?
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 2:29 pm
An iPhone will fix that!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 2:31 pm
Thank the gods for TiVo...
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 2:33 pm
I would have preferred a lollipop applicator
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 2:50 pm
You spelled my name wrong. It's "Orville". Did you know that a side affect of Nasonex is horrendous nosebleeds? The "cure" is to try not to spray it against your septum while you are inhaling it up your nose. This is much easier than it sounds. The nosebleeds are real gushers, too, it's quite exciting. It does help with the allergies though.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 2:57 pm
Rob, I too am very angry with Lamisil... and I will write them a letter, telling them how angry I am.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 3:23 pm
Tut Tut Tut
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 3:30 pm
Pretty damned cool! wanna hear shomething really shtupid? I'm not going to appear in the new Indiana Jonesh! What kind of bullsh*t ish that?!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 3:31 pm
I like the bee, no WAIT, I like the Mucenex... No, the bee, Wait....
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 3:42 pm
Mucinex also contains dxm which taken in large doses is a powerful dissociative and hallucinogen!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 3:46 pm
As the world's laziest activist I propose to just basically stand here and yell about it so other people will actually go fix it. Next year I may go meet with the pharmaceutical people, and I promise you not one of them will ask for my qualifications to speak to this critical issue.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 3:46 pm
Before I went to jail I had dentures installed in my butt so I knew I would be safe. Now I'm going to auction off my butt dentures on E-bay.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 4:25 pm
All we had to eat in prison besides olive loaf and limbergher cheese was a giant lesbian named Bea who tasted like salted cod. Bea was not hot.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 4:31 pm
It was the nail fungus that killed me, you know. Get yourself some Lamisil!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 4:33 pm
Originally I was to be the voice of the Nasonex bee, but the ad agency decided to drop the original sales slogan "Eliminates allergy suffering like a crazed insurgent severing the head of an Iraqi police officer and then throwing his body into the Euphrates River to rot." Too wordy, they said.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 4:48 pm
OMG
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 4:56 pm
like cool
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 4:56 pm
OMG
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 4:56 pm
I actually auditioned for the part of the Lamisil gremlin. Geico was just my fallback. The rest is history.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 4:59 pm
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 5:06 pm
wdf lindey
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 5:18 pm
ah man one time steve-o and pontius dared me to take like 6 cartons of that damn imitrex shit...that was one CRAZY experience
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 5:21 pm
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 5:37 pm
how about the urine medicine with the pipe people?? p.s. how come my name isnt on the list( David Duchovny)??
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 5:43 pm
Not to be a dick, but that's a Luna moth in the Lunesta commercials.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 5:45 pm
Seacrest, out!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 5:47 pm
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Tuesday 26th of June 2007 6:04 pm
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 6:05 pm
As a Canadian, we don't get to see such ads for prescription medication, and thus are deprived of this alternate form of advertainment. The butterfly will mop the floor with the mosquito.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 6:13 pm
Uh, what was the question?
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 6:15 pm
That's hot.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 6:24 pm
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 6:31 pm
Son, my name is Robin!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 6:40 pm
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 6:49 pm
suck it
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 6:55 pm
i didnt know they had a name
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:07 pm
Yay!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:08 pm
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations....To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint......They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:23 pm
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Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:28 pm
Ah you... you play with us? Wii love to play with you. Play.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:31 pm
Andy Dufrane escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I used to think it would take six-hundred years to tunnel under the wall with it. Old Andy did it in less than twenty. Oh, Andy loved Geology, I guess it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big god-damned poster. Like I said, in prison a man will do anything to keep his mind occupied. It turns out Andy's favourite hobby was totin' his wall through the exercise yard, a handful at a time. I guess after Tommy was killed, he decided he had been here just about long enough. Andy did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The guard simply didn't notice, neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? Andy crawled to freedom through five-hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. Five-Hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:33 pm
Just shut up and eat the damn popcorn.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:41 pm
Wow...this whole time I always thought that butterfly was a luna moth... Also, you spelled Gandalf wrong.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:54 pm
You spelled my name wrong, it's Gandalf. Gandolf sounds like the wizard version of Hitler.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:54 pm
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Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:02 pm
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:03 pm
I do believe the Lunesta lepidopteran-creature is based off of one of the Actias moths... it appears to be a stylized A. selene or maybe a slenderized A. luna. And oh dear lord do I ever agree with your comments on Digger.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:08 pm
They can pry my mucinex out of my cold dead hands!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:13 pm
OH MY GOD THAT IS FUNNY
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:15 pm
i heart your site Rob!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:29 pm
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Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:02 pm
Dude, you have to hit Shichirou's new bong.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:08 pm
Awesome!!!!!111111111111 You spelled my name wrong! It's Avril LAVIGNE!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:32 pm
I approve of this message.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:40 pm
Rob love the sight. I must say it begs me to tell your shure do know how to spend your free time.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:48 pm
Is goot for Kuhlifornia!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:57 pm
What illness can we get Elmo to represent? Perhaps he can hawk Milk of Magnesia. He is kind of constipating.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:08 pm
don't forget the little bouncing happy Zoloft ball!
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:18 pm
how come there are lots of attractive women that are allowed to comment, but I am the only, albeit mildly, attractive man?
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:26 pm
Afser se butterfly pill I always tell my waif "ASTALAVISTA BEBE! But afser I schleep I WILL be back! Hopefully..."
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:27 pm
Didn't you get the memo? I died, like, four years ago in my hot-tub. Never saw that one comming did you. You thought I was this nice grandfater type guy. Hope, hot-tub in the Hollywood Hils.
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:42 pm
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Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:51 pm
Who am I?
Tuesday 26th of June 2007 11:05 pm
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