No, wait, it was coffee.

I needed mayo to make a good lunch, so I stopped on the way home for lunch and bought some mayo and two cans of turkey chili. Chili and mayo. Sounds like a meal straight out of hell.

The total was $8.89 and it took about 5 minutes to get out of the store. The cashier let me use her club card.

I was a little late getting back to work.

These were frozen ravioli from the freezer section. It doesn't take many ravioli to fill me up.

It took 4 minutes, 35 seconds to wash the dishes.

When lunchtime came, I was hungry for some chili and crackers. If this meal had any more salt in it, it would probably be white.

I had some diet vanilla coke to go with it.

Before I headed back to work, I had a banana.

They required 7 minutes to prepare. Washing the three dishes took about a minute and a half.

The total was $13.80

After Melanie left for Shaun's gig in Folsom, I baked a Red Baron Supreme Pizza.

Steve and Elise don't enjoy sausage and pepperoni, so I scooted them over to my side of the pie.

I was really starting to miss eating out.

I came home and invested 7 minutes 33 making myself a turkey and provolone sandwich with a pear and a diet vanilla coke.

It took 1 minute, nine seconds to wash the dishes.

Not every valentine's date would be happy with homemade lasagna, but I think most would be. Stacy certainly was.

I made a special 15-minute lasagna-related shopping trip to Safeway.

$17.44

While the month was going on, I really didn't take into account what a boring story it would make. If I had, I would definitely have eaten more octopus, marshmallow kebabs, marzipan and sweet meats.
If all of this is putting you to sleep, you should just skip to the end, where the grand summary is located.

Stacy and I shared lasagna with some red wine.

On the way to see Big Fish at the theatre, I realized I needed to buy candy at a store and sneak it into the theater, so we stopped at AmPm and bought two packs of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

please continue reading Feb. 15.