Lil' Shank awaits the judges ruling with a bottle of champagne.

I didn't win, but it was a terrific race. Stacy and June ran down from the stands and met me in the circle just outside the winner's circle. CONCENTRIC STYLE!

The rest of the racers waited in the sun. Everyone was a little sore that Lil' Shank had never given up the lead.

Everyone was holding back, trying to give him the benefit of the doubt for his racing style, but then he had the nerve to start bragging about his grease-proof racing tires!

Finally, the judges declared Lil' Shank the winner!

Hooray!

He finished with a time of 6:15. A Carl's Jr. speedway record!

We swapped racing stories while our cars cooled down.

Next time, we would try to find a drive-thru with banked corners, like that one McDonalds in Talladega!

It was an incredible experience. My first NASCAR race... COCKEYED STYLE!

Thank you to everyone that help make the race a success!

Keith Lowell Jensen's account of the race

Lil' Shank's Myspace account: myspace.com/shank03

Jason's Theatre Group page discussing Lil' Shank's doping allegations this Sunday night (June 25th) myspace.com/gftradiohour

And the NASCAR drivethru video on YouTube

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