You are bummed! Ed Helms Friday 09th of November 2007 3:37 am

I don't get what the big deal is! Britney Spears Friday 09th of November 2007 3:52 am

My tits are horrifying! Tara Reid Friday 09th of November 2007 4:27 am

I think that when you sell the Dwight Shrute Bobblehead Costume on E-bay, you won't get enough money to have the car repaired :-(. Christina Aguilera Friday 09th of November 2007 4:55 am

good Britney Spears Friday 09th of November 2007 5:13 am

So you're now one of those morons who manage to crash when EVERYBODY'S GOING THE SAME DIRECTION!! I'll never understand how people who crash on the interstate are allowed to keep their drivers license. How hard can it be? EVERYBODY'S GOING THE SAME DIRECTION!! Charleton Heston Friday 09th of November 2007 5:24 am

Oi, thats sad. Sorry to hear Rob. Would've loved to see the cop's face when Dwight got out. Thanx for letting us know! Bono Friday 09th of November 2007 5:24 am

I need a drink. Lindsey Lohan Friday 09th of November 2007 5:27 am

The accent anyone should be driving is mine! ho ho ho Sean Connery Friday 09th of November 2007 6:06 am

Joy division? you sure that wasn't a "check musical taste" light? Bono Friday 09th of November 2007 6:07 am

You shall not pass! Gandalf the White Friday 09th of November 2007 6:09 am

Check engine light probably has to do with the fuel vapor recovery thing hanging down in the picture labeled Wheel_tape. If you do not have a closed loop for the fuel vapors, this will happen. Commonly occurs when you leave fuel cap off after filling up. Martha Stewart Friday 09th of November 2007 6:15 am

I think you need to learn how to spell "brake" Clint Eastwood Friday 09th of November 2007 6:19 am

Will you sell the Dwight Schrute Bobble head costume on Ebay? Prince Friday 09th of November 2007 7:19 am

How did you get such crystal clear pictures through the bobblehead? Tara Reid Friday 09th of November 2007 7:21 am

You are violating my copyright by crashing a car that is capable of playing my songs! Prince Friday 09th of November 2007 7:28 am

So, the oversized bobblehead is out while driving, but is the American Idol costume still a go? Elvis Friday 09th of November 2007 7:36 am

Where I live, Julie would be at fault, being the last person to crash as she was. It's an odd rule. Friday 09th of November 2007 7:36 am

I am so serene. I am so calm. I am so serene. Bill Murray Friday 09th of November 2007 7:38 am

At least you didn't have Stacy and June with you! Sorry about the car:( Caveman Friday 09th of November 2007 7:45 am

Oh Rhobb, I'm sho shorry that happened to you. I hope you and Shtacy have alternate transhportashon. Howsh your neck today, buddy? Cher Friday 09th of November 2007 7:48 am

Your check engine light probably means that your fuel ystem is not holding pressure. ECU may think the gas cap is off. Not dangerous to run car or drive unless the fuel is actually leaking. Might want to check for that. Telly Savales Friday 09th of November 2007 7:58 am

Rob, that's a damn shame. Thank goodness the truck was able to veer into the emergency lane... I'd prefer getting rear ended by a Camry than a truck any day of the week. Death to America, Muqqy. Muqtada al-Sadr Friday 09th of November 2007 8:32 am

did you get a ticket? Charleton Heston Friday 09th of November 2007 8:40 am

I think it's karma catching up for all the bad, filler content a bit back. David Beckham Friday 09th of November 2007 8:45 am

Can't replace or relate, can't release or repair, Take my hand and I'll show you what was and will be. Barack Obama Friday 09th of November 2007 8:46 am

Tell the cops that you stopped just before you crashed into the car in front of you, and then the lady who rear-ended you hit you and drove you into him. That way she takes all the blame, and you don't have an insurance increase. It is evil, but it will work if you can get the other two people to agree to it. Dytek Guy Friday 09th of November 2007 8:56 am

Hovercraft Friday 09th of November 2007 9:01 am

Hovercraft Topher Grace Friday 09th of November 2007 9:01 am

I once had an accident because I was waxing the ol' crumb-catcher. Geraldo Friday 09th of November 2007 9:09 am

"Brakes" because you didn't hit the "Brakes" in time, you got a bad Break. ;) Welcome to Cow-if-form-yah. Arnold Shwarzenegger Friday 09th of November 2007 9:16 am

Let this be a warning to you infidels. Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani Friday 09th of November 2007 9:33 am

Me likey ice cream cake. Sorry to hear about your car. Ed Helms Friday 09th of November 2007 9:39 am

I can't believe it! The same thing just happened to me! Britney Spears Friday 09th of November 2007 9:42 am

damn. you caused a pile-up. way to go. :P Dr Phils Wife Friday 09th of November 2007 9:44 am

Why did the punk in the VW stop in the first place? Clint Eastwood Friday 09th of November 2007 9:48 am

Funny, My fiance crashed his car just last week on Halloween. Totalled. He is ok, thank god. Ann Heche Friday 09th of November 2007 9:55 am

They're called brakes. Tough break Jimmy Carter Friday 09th of November 2007 10:02 am

You rammed into someone, and then someone rammed into you? What a twist! M Night Shymalayan Friday 09th of November 2007 10:04 am

This same thing happened to me a month ago, except only 3 cars we involved instead of 4. I was in the middle...not to be a doomsayer, but the insurance totalled my car and I had to get a new one. It really was the pits! Ringo Starr Friday 09th of November 2007 10:08 am

Man, you should've been filming all of this. I've been so bored lately because my pranks are all old hat. Me and Bam and Steve-O need some new material. Johnny Knoxville Friday 09th of November 2007 10:14 am

Perhaps a UFO will spot you next time and transport you away before the accident. Douglas Kuchinich Friday 09th of November 2007 10:15 am

Sorry about your car Rob, but i'm glad you're ok. Arnold Shwarzenegger Friday 09th of November 2007 10:22 am

Gotta train yourself to use escape routes (what the pickup driver did). Glad you're OK! Tom Hanks Friday 09th of November 2007 10:26 am

Hey -that sucks?? You OK, though? With the newbie on the way, and all! Gandalf the Grey Friday 09th of November 2007 10:34 am

I SO know how you feel. Like, party on, Cockerdude! Tara Reid Friday 09th of November 2007 10:47 am

Unnnngh! 50 Cent Friday 09th of November 2007 10:47 am

I think you spelled "breaks" wrong. Smarty Jones Friday 09th of November 2007 10:51 am

Oh no! Sorry about your bad luck, but glad you can put a semi-positive spin on it. Did you know there's a movie coming out about Joy Division? One of the promotors asked us to write about it on our Useless Advice From Useless Men blog. I fit in there well. Michael Moore Friday 09th of November 2007 10:52 am

Would you donate this for one of our bombers? Abdel-Aziz Al-Hakim Friday 09th of November 2007 10:56 am

Shut up Michael Moore. You're useless, that's for sure. Sorry you had to see that Rob. Listen, I am feeling the pain and sorrow as well. Now I won't be able to add your Hyundai to my collection. Jay Leno Friday 09th of November 2007 11:00 am

Get a horse! I did. Viggo Mortensen Friday 09th of November 2007 11:00 am

Would you donate this for one of our bombers? Abdel-Aziz Al-Hakim Friday 09th of November 2007 11:02 am

In a strange twist, it just so happens that I rear-ended a Julie on Thursday night. Ya know what I mean, Rob-Dawg, eh? Oh yeah. Awww...Damn! Here comes Rosalynn. J.C. out! Jimmy Carter Friday 09th of November 2007 11:17 am

At least you aren't being raised from the dead to do popcorn commercials. Seriously, though, that's a bummer, man. Don't feel too bad. I also caused an accident a few years back because I wasn't paying enough attention. Luckily, I was on surface roads, so it was low speed and damage was minimal. If it's any consolation, from the pictures, I'd say you probably won't have to say goodbye to the car. Orville Redenbacher Friday 09th of November 2007 11:36 am

Ever been in a head-on collision? Bill said he was once, but I think he was just getting his "head" on, if you know what I mean. Stopped to smell the (Gennifer) Flowers. *CACKLE CACKLE CACKLE* Hilary Clinton Friday 09th of November 2007 11:57 am

Suck ass bro...at least you're ok, eh? Sylvester Stallone Friday 09th of November 2007 12:09 pm

D'OH! Evil Paris Hilton Friday 09th of November 2007 12:12 pm

I think now that I have your full name and license plate number, I will steal your identity and be your east coast doppelganger! Ashanti Friday 09th of November 2007 12:20 pm

I got in a fender bender on Wednesday. Not a fraction as bad as this, though. Thanks for making me feel a little better. M Night Shymalayan Friday 09th of November 2007 12:22 pm

The cars in front of you were stopped for the aliens. Please stop for the aliens. Thank you. Anne Heche Friday 09th of November 2007 12:26 pm

You bonehead. Bill O'Reilly Friday 09th of November 2007 12:28 pm

All shook up! Elvis Friday 09th of November 2007 12:39 pm

Rob, I think that thing dangling from the underside of your car is your "evap canister." It helps to pull water vapor from your gas tank, which keeps the excess moisture from diluting your gas and eroding your engine. It also includes the evaporative monitor,which measures the water vapor level in your gas tank.Since that whole package is dangling under your car, your check engine light is on. But hey,everyone's okay. Don Cheadle Friday 09th of November 2007 12:58 pm

Sometimes Bill lets me drive the Hyundai on Fridays. Melinda Gates Friday 09th of November 2007 12:59 pm

I just took my car to Gamboas body shop on North C and they were great. I had, unfortunately, scraped up the side of my car pulling out of my own garage. They did a very good job, were nice, and got the work done in just a few days. Totally recommend them. Arnold Shwarzenegger Friday 09th of November 2007 1:01 pm

seems like you reacted faster than the girl behind you did. That's quite the impact to your rear bumper. Leonardo DiCaprio Friday 09th of November 2007 1:03 pm

Terrorist!!! Hassain Al-Shahristani Friday 09th of November 2007 1:08 pm

This will be messy! The front end damage to your car is your fault, but the rear end damage is the camry driver's fault. What a mess! Will Farrell Friday 09th of November 2007 1:23 pm

I have been in many car accidents and never received a ticket or citation. Just lucky I guess. Only went to the hospital once. You are lucky everyone was ok and civil. Watch out for lawsuits down the road. My mom was in a car accident where a truck forced her car into a city bus then onto a lawn nearly missing a house. A passenger on the bus had her served with a lawsuit 1 day short of 2 years (2 years is the limit in CT to file). Friday 09th of November 2007 1:34 pm

Glad you weren't hurt. My advice is to drive something with better forward visibility to avoid collisions in the first place, and larger mass so that if a collision is unavoidable you've got a degree more protection. Something along the lines of, Ohh I don't know, a Bronco perhaps? OJ Simpson Friday 09th of November 2007 1:42 pm

WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!! Will Farrell Friday 09th of November 2007 2:17 pm

It was a hyundai. Tara Reid Friday 09th of November 2007 2:17 pm

The exact same thing happened to my boyfriend last week; except his Honda Civic was crushed between two city busses! 50 Cent Friday 09th of November 2007 2:35 pm

Sorry to hear about your accident. The guys from my club (www.hyperautoclub.com) hate to see a good Hyundai go down. Jessica Alba Friday 09th of November 2007 3:13 pm

Did you have Geico? Caveman Friday 09th of November 2007 3:16 pm

You should have used the choppa' Arnold Shwarzenegger Friday 09th of November 2007 3:37 pm

I always drive slooooooooooow OJ Simpson Friday 09th of November 2007 3:43 pm

Well, they don't call the Hyundai Accent the Hyundai "Accident" for nothing ;) lol j/k Bill Murray Friday 09th of November 2007 4:03 pm

lolz I'm dead King Tut Friday 09th of November 2007 4:11 pm

Im glad your all right Rob. I have a car similar to yours. I worry that its not as tough as an SUV. Jimmy Carter Friday 09th of November 2007 4:12 pm

You might want to scramble your license plate number in the photos - wouldn't want some crazed Herbalife cultist to start stalking you at home, we need you safe!!! Hans Blix Friday 09th of November 2007 5:46 pm

Sorry, but the Gates Foundation cannot donate to your cause. Melinda Gates Friday 09th of November 2007 6:07 pm

Not as bad as it could be (barring fatal accidents, of course--I'm talking fender benders here). My little brother's friend was solely responsible for a 14-car pileup! Or...perhaps it was the text-message fight she was having with her boyfriend? Cardinal Antonio Maria Rouco Varela Friday 09th of November 2007 6:12 pm

You may want to re-write your account of the accident here on the web, because it could be construed as an admission of guilt if VW, Toyota and possibly Camery's insurance companies want to come after you to pay for damages. Nancy Pelosi Friday 09th of November 2007 6:19 pm

Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!!! Bill O'Reilly Friday 09th of November 2007 6:27 pm

Sorry to hear this... do you need a hug? Jack in the Box Friday 09th of November 2007 6:37 pm

At least you weren't drunk like I was! Britney Spears Friday 09th of November 2007 6:58 pm

I autodialed the cops! Iphone Friday 09th of November 2007 7:01 pm

I wouldn't have voted to allow you to go home if I knew then what I know now! cackle!cackle!cackle! Hilary Clinton Friday 09th of November 2007 7:03 pm

That'll buff right out! Sean Connery Friday 09th of November 2007 7:32 pm

Did Julie go with the obvious pun, and say "Rob! It's so weird running into you like this!"? Jack Black Friday 09th of November 2007 7:39 pm

my English is better than most Mexicans Caveman Friday 09th of November 2007 8:13 pm

my English is better than most Mexicans Caveman Friday 09th of November 2007 8:16 pm

Gotta watch those sudden stops. Britney Spears Friday 09th of November 2007 8:59 pm

I've been the Toyota in this scenario. The insurance company of the car that hit me had to pay a certain percentage to me, and the car that hit it and forced it to hit me again also had to pay me a percentage. It gets really complicated when there are multiple hits. Friday 09th of November 2007 9:04 pm

At least you didn't have a bag of coke in your car like I did. Not that I got even a slap on the wrist, but whatevs. You know what I mean. Lindsey Lohan Friday 09th of November 2007 9:06 pm

I would've used Turbo Boost to jump over those cars. Maybe the VW driver stopped because a Cat ran onto the road? Where's Adam Sandler when you need him? David Hasselhoff Friday 09th of November 2007 9:12 pm

I had a year when I rear ended two total strangers. Took a week to get the smell of shit off my dick. Orville Redenbacher Friday 09th of November 2007 9:34 pm

Rectal anal burning and redness. Yeast reactions while on clobetasol. If diflucan 1x/wk can't prevent all reactions, what can help? Hassain Al-Shahristani Friday 09th of November 2007 9:38 pm

Try hitting a deer instead. I did, and ended up making $500 off the insurance claim (after a $100 deductible, and $100 for a new grille). It might have constituted insurance fraud to NOT mention that the dent in my fender was from an unrelated incident when the Geico guy did an estimate....but oh well. Johnny Depp Friday 09th of November 2007 9:46 pm

Bummer Rob! I had a girl that I knew in high school rear end me also. Sheesh - all she had to do was ask for my phone number. Elvis Friday 09th of November 2007 10:07 pm

oops Britney Spears Friday 09th of November 2007 10:15 pm

Well, I touched Christy Boner's hoo-hoo, we're on the hook for two hundred thousand dollars to a transsexual stripper, and my car's gone. I'd say we were pretty wasted. Have you seen my car?! Ashton Kutcher Friday 09th of November 2007 10:28 pm

I felt like destroying something beautiful Ed Norton Friday 09th of November 2007 10:49 pm

THAT'S COOL YOU'RE TAKING THE BLAME, WHEN REALLY IT WAS JUNE WHO WAS DRIVING! Victoria Gotti Friday 09th of November 2007 11:08 pm

im a fag 50 Cent Friday 09th of November 2007 11:16 pm

sorry rob but now you can drive it in detroit Christina Aguilera Friday 09th of November 2007 11:38 pm

Bummer. Janeane Garofalo Saturday 10th of November 2007 1:16 am

So were you drinking? Lindsey Lohan Saturday 10th of November 2007 2:04 am

KILL IT WITH FIRE! Barack Obama Saturday 10th of November 2007 2:06 am

If you'd been driving on the correct side of the road (read: the left, like everyone else), none of this would have happened :D Nah, bad luck rob.. Although with a Hyundai, it probably isn't a bad thing. Perhaps you can get a more reliable car with the payout? Saturday 10th of November 2007 2:18 am

Interesting. Caveman Saturday 10th of November 2007 2:41 am

That Sucks Ron, but at least no one was hurt. (Good thing your daughter or pregnant wife weren't in the car!) You're lucky you didn't get a ticket for following too close. Jack in the Box Saturday 10th of November 2007 3:15 am

That sucks! I'm glad you're okay. Maybe I'll dedicate my next album to your poor Hyundai. Sting Saturday 10th of November 2007 3:54 am

What is the deal with airline food?? Jerry Seinfeld Saturday 10th of November 2007 4:46 am

yikes! I hope everyone was alright. Ed Helms Saturday 10th of November 2007 6:09 am

I got rear-ended in my Hyundai on Halloween, and the next day the check engine light came on, too! I don't know how to blame it on the other driver, though, since there wasn't any apparent damage when they hit me. Christina Aguilera Saturday 10th of November 2007 7:21 am

You, like, tottally hit man. Britney Spears Saturday 10th of November 2007 8:56 am

I try to watch not the car in front of me, but the car that is FRONT of the car that is in front of me. It gives me an extra couple seconds of warning. It's so easy, even a caveman could do it. Caveman Saturday 10th of November 2007 9:48 am

Imagine how many people you would could have harmed if you drove a full size SUV with the antler horns on the hood. Could an interesting posting be used in a court of law as proof of admission of guilt? "I was in the fast lane, listening to Joy Division (but otherwise undistracted) when I realized the cars ahead were standing still." ? To say you weren't would imply the accident could have been avoided, but since it wasn't - you were. Jimmy Carter Saturday 10th of November 2007 9:59 am

I always thought you'd drive something nicer then an Accent. Barack Obama Saturday 10th of November 2007 10:37 am

For the Baron! Sting Saturday 10th of November 2007 10:38 am

OMG! THAT HAPPWND TO MEH! SEPT I HIT PPLs! HAHAHA I need a drink. Lindsey Lohan Saturday 10th of November 2007 10:40 am

Aww Rob!! That really sucks. :( We have all been there. Good luck Tara Reid Saturday 10th of November 2007 10:53 am

I'm an awful driver, I had nearly the same accident (except I was the one in the back) last year. I barely tapped the Jetta in front of me, had no visible damage, my dad (a mechanic) looked at her car and found a few things that needed to be fixed (a dent in her trunk pan) and we found out later she turned it in to my insurance twice and got $3000. I hope her bad Karma gets her in the end. Jenny Finch Saturday 10th of November 2007 11:05 am

If I'm elected I'll have a conversation with California about these sort of things. I may not be able to fix them, but I'll speak my mind, people will know how I feel. If you elect me, your car will know how I feel too- probably won't fix anything, but I like people knowing how I feel about things. Barack Obama Saturday 10th of November 2007 11:11 am

Awwwww :( Glad you're all ok. *hugs!* Mohammad Al-Baradei Saturday 10th of November 2007 11:19 am

I did that in my dad's car when I was 19...bummer man! Matt Damon Saturday 10th of November 2007 12:09 pm

you suck Dr Phils Wife Saturday 10th of November 2007 1:12 pm

Oh Rob, I figured you were a Hyundai Accent kind of guy. You are a dork and of course your car is named after meat tenderizer. But I still think you are the sexiest dork of all. Halle Berry Saturday 10th of November 2007 3:00 pm

I foresee an article on "how much is inside an accent" Ewan McGregor Saturday 10th of November 2007 3:16 pm

I hope you didn't scratch that Joy Division record! Christian Bale Saturday 10th of November 2007 3:40 pm

I think you were using me while driving to check how much money you were making on advertisements on your site. How the fuck else do you run into slowed down cars on a highway if you were paying any type of attention? Iphone Saturday 10th of November 2007 4:05 pm

You shoulda been driving a nice shiny Humma. Arnold Shwarzenegger Saturday 10th of November 2007 4:44 pm

Glad your ok! We don't want to find out "how much is inside" Rob.. Will Farrell Saturday 10th of November 2007 5:17 pm

Why was there a car in the fast in the first place! You won't have time to stop on a motorway here in the UK, too many cars! Saturday 10th of November 2007 5:38 pm

AHHHHHHHHHHH Orville Redenbacher Saturday 10th of November 2007 6:45 pm

Clint Eastwood, I am going to twist you up like a twizzler until that Cole lays eyes on you! Ohhhh there is nothing I hate more than a grammar nazi. M Night Shymalayan Saturday 10th of November 2007 6:49 pm

boo Saturday 10th of November 2007 6:50 pm

Glad you're okay! Dr Phils Wife Saturday 10th of November 2007 7:44 pm

Wow, Dr. Phil did alright for himself. Dr Phils Wife Saturday 10th of November 2007 7:45 pm

Driving...So easy....ah you know the rest.... Are we cancelled yet? Caveman Saturday 10th of November 2007 9:21 pm

I once crashed my car when I dropped a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Elvis Saturday 10th of November 2007 9:24 pm

why were the cars in front of u standing still? Jessica Alba Saturday 10th of November 2007 9:25 pm

Rob! Why would you claim culpability like this in print? I know you want to be upstanding and honest, but why volunteer anything that isn't in the police report? Hope no one in the accident thinks you've got deep pockets... P.S. Was June helping you drive the car? My toddler is great at driving when her momma is too drunk. Britney Spears Saturday 10th of November 2007 9:36 pm

A very similar experience happened to me (someone I knew from high school and had not seen since graduation) ran into me on the interstate. Weird. (Uh, I mean like, that's so hot.) Evil Paris Hilton Saturday 10th of November 2007 10:05 pm

Get to the choppah! Arnold Shwarzenegger Sunday 11th of November 2007 12:29 am

Umm... that sucks? Dytek Guy Sunday 11th of November 2007 12:47 am

Rice pile up. Jack in the Box Sunday 11th of November 2007 2:08 am

I crap cars bigger than that! Arnold Shwarzenegger Sunday 11th of November 2007 2:29 am

In my world, this would never happen. Elect me president, and men won't be allowed to drive. Then there won't ben any more accidents. Hilary Clinton Sunday 11th of November 2007 3:17 am

I think you should drive it into the ocean and let it become a reef. Dr Phils Wife Sunday 11th of November 2007 3:25 am

Now your ride became Hyundai Accident! Bono Sunday 11th of November 2007 4:30 am

It's, like, really nice that no one was all nasty about it. Britney Spears Sunday 11th of November 2007 8:48 am

Now go jump on a couch with my wife Katie Smith. Sunday 11th of November 2007 8:50 am

Don't you know that if you'd been listening to Joy Division on me, I'd have done the driving for you? And made you some tasty yogurt at the same time? Iphone Sunday 11th of November 2007 9:18 am

Don't worry, I dod that all the time. The kids love it! Britney Spears Sunday 11th of November 2007 11:19 am

What a twist! There was no way I saw that coming. M Night Shymalayan Sunday 11th of November 2007 12:53 pm

Di Di Mao! DI DI! Ma Ying-jeou Sunday 11th of November 2007 12:58 pm

Dude that totally sucks. Adam Savage Sunday 11th of November 2007 1:16 pm

been there done, that....welcome to the club! Bill Murray Sunday 11th of November 2007 1:54 pm

I'm Bill and I approve of this message Bill Richardson Sunday 11th of November 2007 1:58 pm

You don't actually have to stop if nobody gets hurt, right? Britney Spears Sunday 11th of November 2007 2:15 pm

guitar pick Gandalf the White Sunday 11th of November 2007 4:06 pm

Get some spinners on your new whip! 50 Cent Sunday 11th of November 2007 4:43 pm

Bumblebee does not approve. Shia Labeouf Sunday 11th of November 2007 5:42 pm

I think you should buy a red Acura Legend. Telly Savales Sunday 11th of November 2007 5:55 pm

And to think that OUR Rob would get in an accident, and not make a long and interesting article about it somehow? Is this really OUR Rob? Evil Paris Hilton Sunday 11th of November 2007 5:59 pm

Don't worry. You'll get more money than you expect... I always do. Leonardo DiCaprio Sunday 11th of November 2007 6:44 pm

one time i crashed into the back of a toyota. But I was listening to Bon Jovi, not Joy Division. Evil Paris Hilton Sunday 11th of November 2007 7:17 pm

Your car is now definitely not bringing sexyback. Justin Timberlake Sunday 11th of November 2007 7:38 pm

That sucks :( Neil Patrick Harris Sunday 11th of November 2007 9:22 pm

Your licence plate is showing. You should blur that out! Natalie Portman Sunday 11th of November 2007 11:47 pm

what's the deal with car crashes? Jerry Seinfeld Sunday 11th of November 2007 11:54 pm

"You should blur that out?" Ha, that's what she said! Josh Halloway Monday 12th of November 2007 12:10 am

That is terr...wait for it...ible. Neil Patrick Harris Monday 12th of November 2007 12:28 am

Well, the damage to the back of the car was much more than the front. So I can at least say that you are a better driver than the girl behind you in the Camry. hope you get the car in good working order soon. Barack Obama Monday 12th of November 2007 1:12 am

you shoulda just kept driving. Halle Berry Monday 12th of November 2007 1:53 am

uh-oh Matt Damon Monday 12th of November 2007 4:19 am

Girls are weird. Hassain Al-Shahristani Monday 12th of November 2007 8:56 am

Tell me about it - oversized heads are quite the road hazard. Jack in the Box Monday 12th of November 2007 9:31 am

I could sing you a wannabe punk song so you and me could cry over it together. Avril Levine Monday 12th of November 2007 9:39 am

I seem to remember a Joy Division story where one of their roadies fell asleep while driving their van after a gig and caused an accident. Later, a reviewer who was not a fan of the band, printed a snarky line saying that the roadie must have been listening to Unknown Pleasures at the time. Zing! Sorry about your car Cardinal Alexandre do Nascimento Monday 12th of November 2007 9:40 am

Car insurance is a racket! You've mentioned it before but nobody shops around! Everyone takes it to the dealer or whoever their friend recommends and pays a premium because it's a deductible no matter what the actual price. Guess who pays in the end. Not to mention the lack of incentive for shops to price their services competitively. Jack in the Box Monday 12th of November 2007 9:48 am

It is Bush's fault Michael Moore Monday 12th of November 2007 10:14 am

Do you have black eyes like me as a result of your crash? Avril Levine Monday 12th of November 2007 11:01 am

I'll fix it, for a price... Evil Paris Hilton Monday 12th of November 2007 11:13 am

If the main damage is in the rear of the car, you can probably ignore the engine light and drive. (It is probably a emissions sensor knocked lose, or similar.) My friend Bob Sacamano once chopped the entire back half off his car and still managed to drive it all the way down the vanWyck. Jerry Seinfeld Monday 12th of November 2007 11:40 am

In addition to sexy, I'm also bringing read ending back. Sorry. Justin Timberlake Monday 12th of November 2007 12:38 pm

I crashed more then you have. talk to me when you lose your kids. I need starbucks. Britney Spears Monday 12th of November 2007 12:57 pm

This is why we need to get rid of all cars on highways. Vote for me is a vote for no more car crashed. Hilary Clinton Monday 12th of November 2007 12:58 pm

tomorrow on "The View" four car pile ups and why should we care? Barbara Walters Monday 12th of November 2007 1:16 pm

what is the deal with the Accent? the car doesn't talk!! Jerry Seinfeld Monday 12th of November 2007 1:17 pm

i'm sorry to hear that you got into an accident. since you'll probably be having to pay for your car getting fixed, as well as insurance, you'll be needing all the extra money you can get. i have a value menu that i think you'll be able to appreciate. Jack in the Box Monday 12th of November 2007 1:43 pm

DOES NOT COMPUTE!!! Iphone Monday 12th of November 2007 4:16 pm

Well, I'm no Einstein, but I suspect that Julie was doing a lot better before you stopped in front of her on the freeway. Also, I agree the vehicle should be destroyed with fire. Fire, as you may be aware, is good. Caveman Monday 12th of November 2007 8:48 pm

Joy Division rules. Orville Redenbacher Monday 12th of November 2007 9:06 pm

you should sell the bumper on e-bay. Rose Byrne Monday 12th of November 2007 10:22 pm

Next time kill somebody. Abdel-Aziz Al-Hakim Monday 12th of November 2007 11:25 pm

Have your colon checked now. Tom Hanks Monday 12th of November 2007 11:27 pm

You shall not pass. Gandalf the Grey Tuesday 13th of November 2007 2:42 am

How ironic. you were listening to Joy Division and now you have become divided from your joy of driving your car. Wow - almost eerie how these things work, isn't it??? Love my boobs! Scarlett Johansson Tuesday 13th of November 2007 9:04 am

Allah did not protect you, unbeliever! Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani Tuesday 13th of November 2007 9:04 am

YOU POPPED EM GOOD! Orville Redenbacher Tuesday 13th of November 2007 2:40 pm

I hated driving in Cali. Only there due to hunt the migratory herds and I disliked pretty much every moment. Too fast, following too close, and caring too little about the potential for injury or death. God forbid someone is 'inconvienced' one millisecond. Bitter?!? I'M NOT BITTER!!!!! Geico ruined my life. Caveman Tuesday 13th of November 2007 4:57 pm

Jeez, I did that to my Lexus and to my BMW! Don't coke and drive. Nicole Ritchie Tuesday 13th of November 2007 5:01 pm

How odd is it that you knew the girl from high school :o Sanjaya Tuesday 13th of November 2007 5:16 pm

Did you spill your beer during the crash? Clint Eastwood Tuesday 13th of November 2007 5:36 pm

i think you should drive a tank so you can crush traffic instead of being stuck in it Regis Philbin Tuesday 13th of November 2007 10:29 pm

sorry to hear your car died. glad you're okay. i wish i could drive. am i 13 yet? Haley Joel Osment Wednesday 14th of November 2007 1:24 am

What do I think? I think you're very fortunate to have escaped with so little damage (to yourself & the car.) Interestingly enough, a friend of mine was in a collision nearly identical to yours just a week ago. His vehicle was the meat in a car sandwich. He's ok too, so Rob, you take care. And be sure to stop for parked cars. ~ Evil Jim Wednesday 14th of November 2007 6:58 am

bork Cardinal Antonio Maria Rouco Varela Wednesday 14th of November 2007 7:10 am

BABYLON WILL FALL Cardinal Ivan Dias Wednesday 14th of November 2007 7:35 am

I say you give the remains of the car to the starvin' children. Bono Wednesday 14th of November 2007 9:03 am

the accent is a girlie car Arnold Shwarzenegger Wednesday 14th of November 2007 1:35 pm

isn't that pretty Martha Stewart Wednesday 14th of November 2007 1:37 pm

I missed the part about me. Evil Paris Hilton Wednesday 14th of November 2007 1:38 pm

How can you be undistracted and only "realize" that the cars in front of you aren't moving? What were you looking at? Clearly not your braking distance. Bad Rob. You could've been seeing how much was inside a pile-up :( Ewan McGregor Wednesday 14th of November 2007 2:37 pm

Idiot! Charleton Heston Wednesday 14th of November 2007 2:44 pm

I'm only typing this to see the picture =P David Beckham Wednesday 14th of November 2007 2:48 pm

You were going over 70mph, right? Haley Joel Osment Wednesday 14th of November 2007 6:54 pm

my rolls owns yo lil' hyundai 50 Cent Wednesday 14th of November 2007 7:12 pm

Typical Sacramento driver. Most ride the bumper going 70+. Caveman Wednesday 14th of November 2007 9:13 pm

Shoulda had a gun. Charleton Heston Wednesday 14th of November 2007 9:22 pm

I get paid for doing stuff like this. Johnny Knoxville Wednesday 14th of November 2007 10:02 pm

Jesus! How many accidents have you been in? Johnny Knoxville Thursday 15th of November 2007 3:16 am

salvageable? Andy Dick Thursday 15th of November 2007 8:29 am

Blarg! Iphone Thursday 15th of November 2007 3:45 pm

Thing happens! Nancy Pelosi Thursday 15th of November 2007 6:39 pm

seattle here is talegate city... People get pissed at me because I leave so much room in front of me when I drive... I'm through with paniking about stopping... anyway, leave lots of room and pay attention in traffic. Ahmad Chalabi Friday 16th of November 2007 12:54 am

I personally know what it feels like to be a white male in his 30s crashing his Hyundai Accent. Remember your spirit. Oprah Friday 16th of November 2007 2:28 am

I rolled my boyfriends car once when I fell asleep. Yeah...it's totaled. Ann Heche Friday 16th of November 2007 2:19 pm

If your check engine light isn't blinking, you can drive the car. On all cars manufactured after 1996, a solid CEL indicates something is amiss in the vehicle's emissions system. My guess is that something from the rear impact messed up the pressurization system with the gas tank / gas filler tubing. Glad you're OK and congratulations on the baby! -T.C. Collins Bill Murray Friday 16th of November 2007 2:23 pm

iPhone bitch!!! Iphone Friday 16th of November 2007 5:43 pm

I think you're car is amazing, and that the crash would have not happened, if you had owned an iPhone at the time. Iphone Friday 16th of November 2007 5:44 pm

I did that same thing once, except I managed not to smash anything. Just dented my license plate. Dang, man. Joy Behar Friday 16th of November 2007 7:08 pm

hahaha im a better driver than you.... barely Britney Spears Friday 16th of November 2007 10:13 pm

It'll buff out with a bit of spit. Sylvester Stallone Saturday 17th of November 2007 2:31 am

you are really dumb for wearing the halloween copstume when driving on the roadds Amanda Bynes Saturday 17th of November 2007 11:24 am

Which Joy Division song were you listening to when She Lost Control of her car? Hans Blix Saturday 17th of November 2007 1:13 pm

Oh crud! Sorry man. I can relate. Still lovin the web presence of Cockeyed! (The Fake Will Ferrell) Will Farrell Saturday 17th of November 2007 2:21 pm

I was the cause of that accident boy! Trebek's mother was pleasurin' me at the time! oh hohohohohho! Take that Trebek! Sean Connery Saturday 17th of November 2007 2:26 pm

Mr. Conery I really think that last comment was inappropriate! Please! My mother is in a rest home. I wish you could restrain yourself! Will Farrell Saturday 17th of November 2007 2:39 pm

She could use a rest after last nite boy! OH hohohohohh! Saturday 17th of November 2007 2:41 pm

he he dick Andy Dick Sunday 18th of November 2007 3:06 am

I'm sorry taht happened to you! I'm glad you're ok! Sunday 18th of November 2007 5:40 pm

If I were to kill the Camry driver who rear-ended you, how would you want me to do it? OJ Simpson Sunday 18th of November 2007 5:43 pm

keep driving it until the wheels fall off. Fix only waht's necessary to make it operational / legal. Monday 19th of November 2007 11:39 am

Did the airbag deploy? Did you die? I love you Barbara Walters Monday 19th of November 2007 5:05 pm

Can I have your tires? Ed Norton Monday 19th of November 2007 5:06 pm

Undersized bobbleheads are perfetly acceptable, however. Neil Patrick Harris Monday 19th of November 2007 5:48 pm

Excellent drawing skills! Janeane Garofalo Monday 19th of November 2007 7:34 pm

Had you been driving slower and in a white Bronco, this never would have happened to you. Would you like the name of a good lawyer? OJ Simpson Tuesday 20th of November 2007 1:29 pm

like, y'know...whatever Tara Reid Tuesday 20th of November 2007 5:36 pm

You're a Jackass Johnny Knoxville Tuesday 20th of November 2007 8:53 pm

You must be a terrible driver, because I only get into wrecks when I've been drinking or doing drugs! Britney Spears Tuesday 20th of November 2007 9:41 pm

man, that sucks. Josh Halloway Tuesday 20th of November 2007 9:48 pm

i bet the still traffic was from another accident Wednesday 21st of November 2007 1:50 am

Think of what disaster would have befallen had you, and everyone else, not been wrapped in 1500kg of womblike steel and plastique! Audrey Tautou Wednesday 21st of November 2007 12:22 pm

You're a danger to yourself and others! Please stay in California! Regis Philbin Wednesday 21st of November 2007 8:14 pm

That sucks, but I think all and all you are pretty lucky! Telly Savales Wednesday 21st of November 2007 10:26 pm

I think you missed out on Julie. Your 'car' was operational, and you could have put it in her 'garage'... just kidding... taker her for all it's worth! gold·¢²¼£¬ÍøÂçwow goldÓªÏú6787673@WOWGOLDS.COM Friday 16th of May 2008 4:37 pm

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