The (almost) Raw Terror Quiz Responses

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4000
1
400
It scares me even to think about this. -Mike
At least 27.
9 000 0000
Chuck Jones submits the following answer

Homegrown "Patriots": probably over 20,000

foreign-born? 2 maybe.

15
300

Patrick Parker 200
85,201 people.

Be the salmon that roars!
-rill aeroni
Steve - 100
20
50 with the true will to carry out a suicide attack.
I believe that there are more American born men and women willing to carry out an attack.
Fishy the Canadian
1000
357,265
2500 Keith
1000 Karl
12
1000
not enough
4800

26

Half.

Sonsof Solomon
2
37
2. i'm sure there are a few who want to carry out an attack on the US in one way or another,

 but i don't think many who are here are close to paying the price of their life. sheesh, they love 

in america now, and have likely absorbed enough of the culture to be narcissistic, egotistical,

 greedy bastards like the rest of us. (not me, of course, just everyone else)
-emily
Somewhere between 200 and 250. Jessica Coyle. 



1000

Cindy 

500
312 people
Phillip S.
5631

Zero.

You failed to ask about native-born men and women. I recall a man named McVeigh. He was born in New York.

 Did we invade New York? I can't remember. Any oil there?

--Casper Milquetoast
100
30
3000
Enough.
~Karl Spurzem
asdfadsfasfasdf
Possibly 200; maybe 300
hmm, I say a handful, but I can't say how much that is, so I'll just say that many. Bachman Quach

1000
50 KD
420. Tee hee. That's the pot answer. Terrorism is like marijuana, if you use it, you will die in a crazy fire accident involving your cheeto-consuming friends.

Austin Abrams
200. Put my name as "Klamath" if you choose me. 
1500


256
a lot
130
497,655.3 Erin
380 - Jeff
Around 35.

-Andy Wright
Probably less foreigners than locals I'll say 1500.
--trev
132 alex p

221.5 (on average.) This is counting terrorists in Puerto Rico, but planning to attack the US proper, 

as half, since it's not officially a state, but it's part of the country in some ways.

-Devin Binger

4
0
Katy
Somewhere between 2 and pi.
-Zack DeZon
all of them
234
100
5000
Some
1337

Benoit Doidic


3,500 MBH
Not a hell of a lot. Maybe two or ten. Definitly less than the home-grown varity.

-MJS
1003 tunna
2000

200

1000


7043.34, i should think. Maybe more.

Kevin Wong
24
29 Lynn, Baton Rouge, LA
20
Milton Kelly
<1000
Eric Fithian, Denver, CO
1000
10,000

10239

jon
85
45
50 persons.

-Jesse England
300,000

so 0.1% of the population
9846527
Zero.
Alex Vogt
Honestly, I could care less what the number is. While I feel it is important to protect ourselves, 

the mass hysteria and witch hunt mentality of our nation is frightening at best. I will continue to 

live my life as if there are zero terrorists in America until deaths from terrorist attacks surpass 

those from any number of far, far more common causes of death. Fear in today's society is all 

to prevalent and I refuse to participate. I will not advocate ignoring the dangers of those who 

would wish us harm, but rather we need consistent policy that will diffuse the situation rather than escalate it (Read: not George W. Bush). 
John Kvinge
I don't think the foreign born ones are that big of a threat anymore. What, with all the profiling 

and stuff our government does. The ones who scare me are the ones born right here.

 Timothy McVeigh would be a good example. And who's to say that there's not a couple

 more sleeper cells already here, not only plotting attacks, but also fathering future generations 

of terrorism right here inside our borders? Who would suspect them then?
five ka-billion
chad enright
42
many
1
12
150
A lot, not including me.
15 people.
Scott Larson.
Forty-two.
Usually when someone is going to copycat something (especially something as time 

consuming and permanent as a terrorist murder/suicide plan) they don't wait three 

years to follow through with it. There's probably more of a chance that some pissed 

off suburban high school kid is going to kill a bunch of people than a foreign born 

expatriate. Besides, all the foreigners are watching their P's and Q's right now,

 they don't want to stir things up and I don't blame them. The idea of another 

successful terrorist attack is ridiculous. If it does happen again it'll be like that 

shoe bomber guy. That ******* is gonna rot forever.
Mr. Fuller
seventeen
103,000
Steven Benoit


300
100+
Reuben Westmaas

1
somewhere between 1 and 30 at least. You could probably throw in some 

Polish people in too, because of their extreme rage over Kerry forgetting about them in the first debate.

-Rowan Lancaster
78
10000
75, but as far as suicide attacks go I would guess that the intents 

would largely police assisted suicide

Paul
no idea

none


More than can be anticipated.

T.J. Pattley
1000
Less than 100

Katrina 

12
Thirty, and maybe some household pets.

James Carver
3, 1 guy, 2 chicks
Leigh
1 million
50
50 - one nutter in each state
Grace A
2
CurtisJon

El Tipo - 1,450,000
Poko - As many as there are.
71
several thousand
439
100000
759

7, but I lost their names down the back of the chair. Nigel Blinman
43
42
5
2
2,302
20

1500
Exact number? Not sure... but less than half of the amount of rednecks, for sure.

-Jon
10000, Jesse Barton

1500

Jason L Fairfield,ct
seven
If there's just one, that's too many.
75 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
56000
Allison Kling
-5

700
Jeff

more than you can fit in a breadbox
5,000-15,000 - C.Mueller
10
How 'bout 12? Sounds like a possible number.
Terry Border
www.terryborder.com
10?
1400
100

Marney Mason



12.5 (twelve and a half)

Bill Jenkins

2
Jonny Mac
One hell of a lot less than the government would have you believe. - meatpimp
Do not know.
2 - Skeletor from New Orleans
Two - John Kerry and John Edwards

-Tim 
1
12685 karen b
26 Andy Gilmore


69

Who cares? Don't feed the terrorists. Terror ranks much higher on the 

"causes of unhappiness" list than it does on the "causes of death/injury" list.
90
None. The likelyhood of someone having the intent and will, and 

yet not carrying it out yet is extremely low.
-Thomas Coates Welsh
um...that's a great question, and one I'd rather not have to think

about. I want to say zero, but that would be naive. Instead I'll say ten. 

No reason why other than I want to keep the number low. I won't be able to sleep at night otherwise.
4,013
Min A.
over 1000
5000 -Nathan Snyder
3
Fire.
Being Canadian I don't especially care, but I'd say there's about 

4000 foreigners willing to carry out a suicide attack. Teaches the 

US for using the world like a Monopoly board, eh?
-Jessica Kostuck, Toronto Canada
10000
10

Two.
20
- Dehn
1000
50.

Dave.

I'm gonna fail. :(
between five and ten
-dan f
3.

Jennifer
dawyn542@mts.net

(But I live in Canada, so it's hard to say.)
1000 - Colin
40

42.
10
7 with intent and will. 4 who merely fancy knocking a few fat white people down. 
Mike in Los Angeles
Jeff M. From DC Sez...

Approx. 1500
207
I think that we might have a few foriegn born terrorists, but it's more 

likely that they're working with about fifteen to twenty Americans who would also like to see that happen. 
I think that we might have a few foriegn born terrorists, but it's

more likely that they're working with about fifteen to twenty Americans who would also like to see that happen. -Thomas Feeney
50
33
1000

John Siehling
1500

Suicide "terrorists" are everywhere you look, its just a matter of how far they are willing to be pushed before they push back.
200
200
564
none
James Dreigon
Cincinnati, Ohio
50
-kevin
350
1000
rex

5
500

12
over 1000
12
Are you serious? There is absolutely no way of estimating this. You just have to guess!

 AND if you say a number that is too high your are a doom-sayer, but if you say a number 

that is too low, you are overly niave/optimistic. Suffice it to say that there are probably 

upwards of 2,000 people who would do it, but they lack the support systems that they 

can find in foreign counties. But like I said, I have no idea.

Ezra Horne, Boston MA




50
1,500
250,000 FerrisFan
80
200
182461b17174
Charles F. Frost
400
seven
John Forrest
1604
20

2
29
2

5000

-steve
250
20 Erin C.
Stacey-50
Ryan B, maybe 50 to 100

lots!

10
1,200
-Paige
22
2500
100
7
12-25
tenpercent@gmail.com

300 ish.
Loz, 
Wiltshire, UK


I'm thinking there's probably two dozen or so with intent and will. A lot more than that with just the desire, though.
~Anne L.
Foreign-born 500
American-born 200

Kirby McShamuson
11
7564
1000000
75648789677
0? -Daniel Vore
5
20
more than one

Wayne Giovanazzi
273 David St.Hubbins
240 million
~Emily
10

100
20
75

Umm.. I'd say a million.. or more. 
-Katt


20
3
sparrow
5 Katie C
101
SactoJeff
4
1000
7,461.6

Ryan Dangler
350......
Crewboss
100
Thousands, but not many have the resources
100
We have no way of knowing. Also, who is to say the only terrorists are foreign-born? ex: Timothy Mcveigh. -BlakeOPS
5, geoffrey ramsey
190
Jack Qinoutal 35
10
Three
100ish
-David Escobedo
50.

6 bill
2 million

100

6 million Today. Vincent Prime
4 million
Dave from Washington state says, "1,143"
Just as many foreingers as homeland individuals.
daload
327,457

Liz, Edinburgh
1
Oh, shit... 35. Tony
25 Frank Fishburn
2,349 people.
-Jen Q.
8054
-moira
3
FOURTEEN AND I KNOW WHERE THEY ALL ARE RIGHT NOW OH GOD 

THEY FOUND ME SEND HELP PLEASE MY LOCATION IS 1400-
1500
i believe there are thousands

-adam towell
986 

AJP
200
foreign-born men or women, with the intent and the will to carry out a suicide-attack 

plan, who live in the United States right now, in October of 2004 < Americans dying in Bush's wars
201
24
3


Jack Lavender
5
5-ish
Dave Pert
3

30
>50
35
200

100 - AndyS.

I don't know. not a lot. maybe...1000? hm, that sounds like a lot in retrospect. but that's about the size of a high school so maybe not.

-Caroline
50

6000



30
Around 10,000?

- Daniela A.
250
10
I'd say less than 64 people total.
-Ben Shatz
I'd say less than 64 people total.
-Ben Shatz
Not to alarm anyone - but very possibly more now than then. How do you think the world sees America now?
70
1,000,000 Monica
42
Less than 0.00001% of 270 million people living in the US as of 2000. So not more than 270 people.

 Now do they have the means? It only took 3 people and a week of work to take out the F.

 Murah Building in Okaloma City. But they had to get several thousands pounds of fertalizer

 and Deisal Fule, mix it in the right amounts, then put it in 50 55 gallon drums, sand bag up a

 large rental truck to direct the blast, then park it less than 100 feet from the building. But to 

do something cordinated, like in 2001 takes large numbers of people. Large amounts of time and large amounts of money.

it's easy to do the worries but the reality is another thing. I don't belive that anything will happen.

Kone, William
http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/wk17

5631636
30
Aaron
hundreds
450
Pete Hall, Easton, Pa.
100
100 foreign-born
1000 domestic
Carl Malford
57
Including my neighbor and the guy down the street, I would say 27
MagicDominik 
1000000000000000000000000
50
100
123.5
Pied
5000
500000
new + existing + converts - 19 - others that died
Will, UK
100,000.
-Alison, from Minnesota
Not that many. I'll say two. -Yamagawa Debiddo
maybe, like, you know, 3? 3 and a half. Alright, alright: 4. But I'm not goin any higher darnit!
Ben Arfmann
zero

27
7
566
Anywhere from 500-3000.
zero.

~katrina
Several thousand
-Hugh Smith
1
4

Chris Velazco
3.14

adancinghobo
10,000 weizel
1 George W. Bush
562

Dan Murray
88 Dave M.
50
12

Lindsay Kaplan
1000
5
Everyone is a suspect

John (Still bitter about losing to a dead guy) Ashcroft
2000 Jesse Duarte
1: George Bush.
150-300 David Kraus
At least 50.
Everyone. Bush is dumb and ruined our country.
a bazillion
-dom
More than 100 but less than 1000.
Molly McClure

150
Hmm...I'm not very good at estimating. I can never guess how many jelly beans there are in 

a jar or how many m&m's in a bottle, just as I can not guess how many terrorists in the United States.-Kristen :D
500
1500
2000
150,000
Sam Hastings (UK)
Fewer than 100. - Mark T.
1,000,000
70
10
100
1 kevin barlas
400
10000
100000
Brittany
George W Bush
None

250
One millllllllllion terrorists, plus my elderly African American neighbor, the Widow Mrs. 

Fitch! Do you read me, Mrs. Fitch?!? I'm on to your terror-lovin' ways! 
-Jasen Johns
Atlanta, GA
40
56. JJ
1 Arnold Scwarznegger

2,200

5
6, Ben schatz
250, roughly
100
well it depends on your definition of men, webster defines man as "a creature with two 

long limbs, two short limbs, and a bulbous fifth limb of unkwown purpose." According to this definition, I would say 12. 

Lev Shtrikman
2
1000
7
100
40
50
Jon Larsen

30 million
My mom.
500

hundreds
According to the terrorist pen-pal program, one for every man, woman, and garden gnome in the Bible belt. -Bean
More than we will ever know.

250
500
Very few, if any. The fact that there haven't been any further attacks since 9/11/2001 

is the greatest argument in favor of that number being zero. -Andrew Mudd 
50
fifteen hundred - jer coons
a few hundred?

80000

12.32 (12, and a very intelegent cat-dog.
1000
With the intent and will? Two dozen, tops.

2
30
I'm sure there's more that dislike America, but many of them will not follow through on their plans.
25
36
100

254
~FunnyAsCancer
24115
587
10
150 but only if "living in the US" means being in the country at any time in the last 4 years. Sara D. 
Thirty-three.
202
4
~1000
probably like a million
-Jake
350
Bill Koch

Seven. At least five of them male, probably half of them Muslim. I think there is a 

75% chance of attack if Bush steals the election again, and a 25% chance of attack if Kerry wins.
- Ashley
100000

At least ten, but probably no more than 250 million.

five
-Mitra
10000000

222,222 or in words, two many!

Of note, there are probably fewer foreign-born men or women than our own

 domestic men or women living in the US right now with the intent and the will 

to carry out a suicide-attack plan. Especially when you include domestic violence, the mentally ill, and 2/3 of the gals I've dated.


100 - Annonymous Coward
5,000
1
5-10
0
MattF
62
I think that there are many of these terrorists living here in America, probably

 hundreds. I know that the President is doing all he can to find them, and bring 

them to justice. (Lets Re-elect him!!!) Why cant people just stay where they 

belong. Especially people who want to hang on to their own language and 

culture and still live here. If your gonna come to America, youd better learn

 our culture, customs, and language. If you dont, then dont expect help from 

anyone else, just stay where your at, because were overcrowded as it is, thanks, Proud to be American!! Mike.

More than anyone cares to think about, I'm sure.
6
100
Trick Question. Only one person was going to Saint Ives. 
-Ben
773
If we assume that 1 out of every 100,000 people who are foreign born 

habour the intent and the will to carry out a suicide plan attack, then, armed 

with the 2000 census number of 31.1 million foreign-born US citizens, we

 have approximately 310 people in the US right now.

Bear in mind, this is a *very* rough estimate. The actual number may be plus or minus 50.

--Deron Staffen
A terrorist from Afganistan will attack the Seven Nations building in Bayonne 

County, New Jersey on November 3rd. One day after the election.
5000
100
50,000

10

250 - Sam Hall
172
Ricardo, from Argentina

5000
too many
423
-professor grubbins
2500
Enough to justify banning toenail clippers from airplanes(I hate those things. 

Seriously, I can't tell you how many times I've been on a flight and had the 

person next to me bust out a pair and start clipping away. One of my 

biggest pet peeves.), but not enough to justify doing anything that would actually

 prevent any malicious foreigner from carrying out a suicide-mission. Anyways, 

the number of malicious foreiners in the US is peanuts compared to the number 

of natives to the United States who are planning suicide attacks in time for November.

-Seth R

How should anyone know who or how many people may be here and planning 

to cause some malevolence. I don't know that I have any right to even suppose 

what number of people may or may not exist and wish to express some social issue through violent action.
100000
no more than 200
150
8
1,000

ethan
According to the poll- 2 or 3 (the not too bright ones)
In reality - 100 or so 
Brad Taylor
Great you ruined my day.
1000 David Guest
4000
100 Jason Pepperwinklestonshire
12
Every one of them, because bush cant protect crap...

-OMGWTFBBQ
Every one of them, because bush cant protect crap...

-OMGWTFBBQ
A whole bunch. At least 7.

-Maximus Dropkick
Dropkicked.net
250. More if you include America-Born.

jonneyfletch
67.87
Donovan Fontaine
5000
Who cares?
:-)
Nick Suda
4
Kristin W
163
Carlos Amos - Brazil - 30 or less
1000
Ryan
Well shit, I dunno! I just read the rumors on the Internets!

A lot, or maybe around 367,000; give or take 2,000
12,000
?
3
3
2000
Kelly
64
Perhaps a hundred at most. Most of them will chicken out or botch the attempt, 

the rest will be apprehended by security forces. I doubt we'll have anything on the level of even the OKC bombing again.
10000
200
2500
5000
20,000

Paul Christian
366,000
Brandon Richardson
366,000
120
101
1,000,000
Only two: blownards and big liquer
2000
100
1700
Tom Budinger

2,240
Kelley
3

5
55
69

(thousands of nines)

10,000
0 - cngodles
2500
-Byron
13
317

Schein Glick
-95
Blake Barton
200
2,052,589
2930
38
100000
one more than yesterday
4000
500
5000
10,623-Brian Rowland
i am going to have to say bill o'reilly and thats probably it

-justin
2000
a few hundred
200
1000
Eleven thousand.
Andrew - 1000
233
1

The answer is zero. These people don't commit suicide. They martyr themselves. 

Some people that commit suicide do it to punish themselves or those around them.

 Others do it because they feel their absence will benefit the world. People that die

trying to become martyrs are motivated by self-interest (e.g. fame, respect, or N virgins).

However, rewording the question to account for the martyrdom issue, my guess is 

several thousand with the capacity, and less than a dozen with the intent. You have 

to realize that these people were programmed to do what they did. Just as suicide 

is the act of the insane and desperate, self-inflicted martyrdom has its own characteristic

 psychology. People with low self-esteem are easily controlled by those that they perceive to 

be great. Thus there are any number of people with the psychological state that makes them 

susceptible to the requisite programming, and only a dozen or so people with the intent and 

requisite charisma to perform it. 

Under the right circumstances almost every human being on the planet has the capacity to kill,

 those that don't are actually the defective ones. 

-David Newman


2,000
Super Dave
I farted
1
3%
3 or 4

my name is darren wylie
nine.
101

i've known a disturbingly large number of people who say they'd like to be martryd for a 

particular cause. i mean, when you're twenty-two years old and ready to take a bullet for

howard dean, it sets the scope of just how passionate some people get over politics. so to 

answer the question, i'd say at least half the us population would die protecting something 

they were told they loved, and let's say about 10% of them are foreign.

my name is erin wood and i approved this message
400,000.032 ;Heidi Kent

35688
9,000

sasha
Robert Armstrong - 5021

20,000
I believe there is just one, and he is the Governor of California. He's bringing the state's, along 

with his own level of respect from little to none.

Jesse Ventura did a similar thing to the State of Minnesota although he was not foreign born.


Patrick, Minnesota
2500
Scott Wood
50

4008
2,900
4
-2
1
156789
250 (Pat)
127

-Robert Locke
too many
200
Nick Spezio
Pittsburgh, PA


15 Dustin R.
50
350

15
5. 

Matt!
in New York City?
about five or six?
Bettis Fordum
(God bless George Bush.)
I say 3.141592654.

gina, otherwise known as gdawg.
50,000
ZERO.
DIDN'T BUSH ADMINISTRATION GET THEM ALL?
Very, very few.
I would have to say the answer is nonzero, which is all that matters. The border with mexico is 

disgrace, and im sure the enemy has realized that even if they cant come in the front door, theres a key under the mat around back. -Brian

How would we even know?

1
7
200
Judging by what seems to be 'popular knowledge' that the 9/11 hijackers were a sleeper cell 

and resided in the US for several years before planning an attack, I'd guess there are a couple 

hundred people in a handful of sleeper cells around the nation at this moment.
Jon
two hundred, thirty-seven

Emily St. Ivers
3452
2
thirteen.

kevin polley
Less than two dozen.
-Adrian, in MN
456
.... 42?
NO WAIT! My abbacus says 7.
-Brian F
34
345
5000
50


1
12
213132151320356212313030235412310205351321210315135131321115132123132

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20 - Garett

5000
87

10-20
238.67, if you include the right-wing zealots in the Bush administration. I'm pretty sure

 they were either born in, or emigrated to, La-La Land, and that their "leadership" of the United States is the most grand suicide mission of them all. Fascist ************.

charlie
75000 - James King
50,000.

(Calgary Pam)
1,500

tristan: 20,000,000
about fifty. 
Geez, this is a real pick-me-up. Let's say 437.
0

19
One hundred.

-Serge
220.....johnny longjohnson
15

- David Provost
87889468798977

five thousand
Shahid
1
Wren
39 - David A, Delray Beach FL.
In the whole of the United States? Maybe 200. How many of those have the means to do it? I would guess only a handful.

Nina
100-Jeremy Brown
I don't know. Sorry.
My faith in humankind is arm-wrestling with my cynicism, and I am unable to choose a number. I will say that I believe there are more >>American-born<< men or women living in the United States with the will to carry out a suicidal attack on their fellow citizens, be it for political or pathological reasons, than there are foreign-born. And whether this is true or not I choose not to live in fear. 
Thanks for getting me thinking about a thorny question. Thanks not so much for killing my Pumpkin Lager buzz.
Max
1000
5000
80
4
200
4
100
1742.4 - Adam
15
too damn many 
- Jason Brough
1,300,925,111,156,286,160,896
1000
1


327.
10
30

100

20,000
3

120
Lisa
200,000,000
862
10,000
2000 LOUIS LEAL
10,000,000,000
10
154
poop
50
50 or so.

jeb
to many
Zero ... Ain't no room in this country for both Rob Cockerham and a terrorist.

50
13 Filip J.
200

0


Thousands
All of them! - Robert Buergi
400
An assload!
0

43
2000
None, because I killed them all. After that, I wrapped them all in bacon and left them out to rot. Later, after I took a shit, I wiped my ass with a page from the koran. - Sgt. Slaughter
whose to really know for sure? eh?

Hopefully only a few dozen or so, or that's what we'd like to believe. - Gary T.
100

50 Robert Seaton


10-20



"5, i don't think it is that many. will, that is different; it depends on issues what is going on in their lives." direct quote from colleen on 0ct. 10th, 2004.

"thousands." says ethan
Um. Forty two.
12,000 sonnie kim
100
182
100
350
100, most of whom are only aware of 10 others like themselves. 80% of them will have his or her plans cancelled for various reasons (much to his or her relief). 

--Mike R, New Mexico


no less than 4! or more than 4 but less than five? 

eh?

100, not that many
500
Child + "Pornography"
1000
37?!!!
Matt
904
100
27.

Spork
654
Name: Pete Kember - Answer: 35,000 foreign-born men or women with the

 intent and the will to carry out a suicide attack live in the United States right now (October 2004).
1




I would say there must be over 1000 people out there.
-Tim Burkhardt

55000
40
1
200,000
30 Nick H
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