The Perfectionist List

Welcome! Thanks to many, many survey respondents, I am able to present this, the perfectionist list

Unfortunately, it has been stripped of almost all humor. I appreciate the seven sarcastic political submissions, and about half of the Rob Cockerham submissions, but they have been removed. I'm not a perfectionist. As one person wrote, You should have a colon after the word "format" and you shoud (sic) use the abbreviation "e.g." rather than "i.e.".

This list is intended as a resource.       Lazy Alpha Sort by Name | City | Specialty


Andrew Terrett
Claire Hines, Brookfield, retired principal
Jacob Dukes, Russellville, Graphic Designer
Jim Westwood, Cambridge U.K., Electronics Designer 
Squits, Sheffield(UK)
Benjamin Burton, New York, Soft-boiled eggs
Dave Carlin, Brisbane Australia, Dancing
Svein Arne Løvtangen, Stjørdal (Norway), Band-member.
Jason Debruyn, Peterborough, HVAC Design
Lindsay Larson, Madison, 
Mark Tiffany, Rochester, Writer
Paul Thomas, Ottawa ON Canada, Grad Student
Kristen Bresette, Juneau
Pam; Anniston, AL; Team Leader at a auto carpet manufacturer
Jay Painter, Oxford, AL, Car Stereo Installer
Norb Burch, Loogootee, IN, Lawn Care Business
Clay Hine, Atlanta, Barbershop Music Arranger
Deron Staffen,Regina(Canada),Desktop Publishing
claire kinsella, NY, NY
Jason Moehnke, Austin, Project manager
Doron Schachter, NYC, Violinist
Andi Bray, NYC, Vocalist
Tonida Smith, Orangeburg, WebMaster
Nick Seymour, Newbury (UK), Tea Making
Bryan Bryant, Charleston
Tim Regan, Baltimore, Musician
Alison Kleinschmidt, Minneapolis, Grammar
Allison Hallman, Dahlonega, Student
Rick Tralies, Philadelphia, Vegetable Chopper
L. Murray, Fairfax, Virginia
Adam Stasi, Shawnee Kansas, Loan Processor
Danny Weltman, Seattle, Student
Brett Bachman
Mike Barbato, Fort Wayne, Snake Handler
Erica Hart, Omaha, Student
Jimmy Moyer; Allentown,PA; Construction
Ben Requena, Raleigh, Saran Wrap Applicator
John Guber, Exton, PA; Computer Analyst
Azamat, New York City, My Haircutter
Jeff McCrum, New York, aligning CD's in their cases
Ryan ONeil, Long Island
DOuglas Futuyma, Stony Brook, NY, Evolutionary Biologist
Bridget Grant, Fairfax, Cook
Sharon Savage, Columbia, MO, Pharmaceutical Chemist
Dr. J Steven Moore, Fort Collins, Marching Band Instructor
VALARIE ARMSTRONG, CALIFORNIA, cleaning
Mick Sleeper, Edmonton (Canada), Websites
Katie, Houston, Spelling Nazi
Pam Randall, Galt, Housecleaning
Jeremy McGee, Moncton, Technical Manager
Bobbie, Baltimore, Toilet Cleaning
Charles Thomas, Denver, Financial Planner
Paul Charette, Fairfax, Title Examiner
Mike Smith, Detroit, Auto Mechanic
David Bratt, Butter Pat Stacking
Peter Swift, Williamsport, Grilled Cheese
Janet Havenridge, Omaha, Medical Records Clerk
Adam Smith, Norwich, Student
Lila Lobdell, New Paltz NY
Göran (Nils) Nilsson, Houston, Swedish auto mechanic
Arnie Heitz, Eugene, housecleaning
Rachel, Boston, Bed-making
Sara S., Los Angeles, putting away blocks
Kathy Atwell, Pittsburgh, Elementary School Teacher
Megan McFaddin, Louisville, Director of Marketing
Betsy Fowler, San Fancisco, Research Librarian
Renee Salatino, Pleasant Valley, Elementary School Band Director
Gordon B., Blacksheer GA, Baptist Music Minister
Craig Becker, Brunswick, Student
Lucilla Cheung, Hong Kong, Physics
Chris Sadler, Fairbanks AK, Car Rental Manager
Jer Coons, Middlebury, Musician
Tom Driscoll, Somerville, Painter
Dave Pert, Endwell
Besty Hower, Harrisburg, Director
Mark Atkins, Kansas City, Machinist
Timothy Farrell, Montreal, Decoupage Artist
Louie Hannen, Research Triangle Park, Damn Near Everything
Dan Rogosich, Middletown, NY
Brother Kenneth Haders, Akron, Associate Principal
Mike Daigneau, Royal Oak, Hat Designer
Alice, Fayetteville, Tools
Peat, Fayetteville, Drinks
Alwin Klaassen, West Hollywood, Professional Student
Lindsey O'Shea, Albuquerque, Grammar/Diction/Vocabulary
Mary Harris (myself), Trinidad, Picture Framer
Aims C Coney Jr, Pittsburgh, Attorney
barry G Fifield, Gray, ME, Draftsman/Designer
Sam Solombier, Saskatoon, Beer Drinker
Robert Nearents, Folsom, Pimping
Brenda Morales, Atlanta, Teachers Pet
Mike Peterman, Alexandria, Louisiana, FedEx Driver
Jim Nolan, Boonton Twp. NJ, Electrician (Retired)
Fritz Stinson, Austin, Mechanical Engineer
Jean Murray, New Mexico, Car-wrecking bimbo
Will Parker
Steve Bingham, Rexburg, Sports Officiating
josh, wichita falls, radio-controlled car building
Kristen Sherven, Eau Claire, Student of Nursing
Ryan Ellis, Vancouver WA, Procrastination
Bernice Chau, Toronto, Artist
Greg Morey, Newfoundland, Canada , Welding Instructor
Kurt Scheibl, England, Student
Alex McCurter, Kansas City, Musician
George P. Burdell, Atlanta, Professional Student
Tanya Sunseri, San Jose, Making sure pant cuffs are folded evenly.
Frank, Cleveland, Mechanical Engineer
Andrew Fulks, Davis, Arboretum Manager
Doug Montgomery, Burlington, VT, Cafe Owner
Sherrie Pettigrew, Gainesville FL, Artist/Teacher
Chris Elliott, Sacramento, Landscape Architect
Mark Ciesluk, Kitchener, Mixed Drinks
Bill Robb, Phoenix, Realtor
Buddy Gardineer
Mike Smith, Detroit, Auto Mechanic
Frank Kearl, San Antonio, Disco Dancer
Andrew Quirin, San Antonio, Cooking
Juan Martinez, Kingsville
Miguel Garza, Tijuana
Peter Benik, Keene, NH Bartender
Mitchell Williams, Frederick, Cashier
Jonathan Frost, Worcester,MA, Measuring (any quantity)
Stewart Padaso (Stu), N/A, Pirate
Stanley Kubrick
beau jepson, lawrence kansas, potato cannons
Tim Ingrum, Davis, LIFE
Ben Shatz, Denver, Engineer
Phillis Orndorf
Danielle Kastner, Lynnwood, Lifeguard
Laura Burns, Madison, Student
Josh Murray, Forest Grove, Professional Jazz Dancer
Aaron Ellis, Bel Air, Physics Teacher
Chad Thomas, Dubuque IA, Database analyst
Daniel Brown, Hammond, Journalist
Lynne Semple, Dartmouth, University Student
Jan Graham, Spokane, Arby's Front Counter Employee
Andrew Spies, Albion, Grammar
Lynn L., Worthington MN, Nurse
Joe Hoff, Nebraska City, Maintenance Technician
Anthony GArone, Pheonix, Web Desiner
Alexandra Dickman, Blacksburg VA, Graphic Design
Paul, Blacksburg VA, Cashier @ Au Bon Pain
Crazy hair guy, Blacksburg VA, THE PHILLY CHEESE-STEAK
Rick Rockey, Sonoma CA, Building Inspector
Darren Webb, Victoria BC, SEO Specialist
Manni, Louisville, Quizno's Shift Manager
Coy Detherage,Benton,Computer Programmer
Jesse Tabish, Stillwater, Oklahoma, Musician
Pam Fisher, Nipawin, Dinner Plate Stacking
Scott Artmstrong, Fort McMurray, Gas Jockey
Lucy MacIntyre, Conway, Photo editing
Andrew Raridan, Sacramento, College Student
Rachel Hsieh, Flint
Jennifer Wilson, Amarillo, journalist
Shelly Dufford, Cape Coral.
steve brier, roseville
Ali Beer, Harrogate UK, Arts and Crafts
David Larson, Norman, Art Student
Alistair Durie, Barrista (cafe owner), Vancouver, Canada
Sarah Mayer, Houston, Student
Anthony Mayle, Clarksburg WV, Cook
Jacqueline Twohig, Halifax, Student
Mary H. -Vermont- Hotel Operator 
James Love, Spokane, Computers
Kris Sebring, Pennsylvania, Chemist
Brandon Dilbeck, Lynnwood, Student
Robyn, Australia, Administration Assistant
Ben Fuhr, St. Louis, Mo, Pizza Making
Karen, Philadelphia, Retail
Paul Hanson, San Diego, Loan Officer
Matt Verburg, Orlando, Percussionist
Nelson Ford, Phoenix, Gunsmith
Stephen Smith, Silver Spring, Programmer
Katie Garland, St. Louis, Student
Mikaela, Boston
Melissa Hoffman, Los Altos, Student.
Eric Chafe, Newton, MA, Musicologist
mark trulson, alhambra, band guy/ budda inspector
Jose Galvan, Sacramento, The perfect burrito bite
Ellen Clayton, Gainesville (Fl), Dog Groomer
Victoria Golden, Louisville, Student
Todd Giltner, Puyallup, Orchestra Instructor
Kellie Robbins, CT, Procrastinator
Rob Cockney
Kerrianne Rondeau, Prep Cook
Chase Roden, LA, Mortician's Apprentice
Stewart Boden, S. California, Computer Programmer
Dan Behiels, Edmonton, Document Control
Kevin Demers, Victoria
Patti Tarque, SE. Mass., Floral Manager
Mike Smith, Detroit, Auto Mechanic
James Trostle, Hartford, Proffessor
Danielle B Wegman, South Jersey, Theater Technician
Don Danley,St. Louis,Truck Driver
Chris White, Portland Oregon, IT Cordinator
Gregg Fuller, Calabasas, Barista
Krystal Parker, Worcester, High School GPA Secrecy
Chris B, albuquerque, It 
Mark Kindy, Bentonville, Pizza Delivery Guy
Albert Leal, Ontario
Paul Knox, Deutschland, being an Army of One
Jeriah Iglesias, San Angelo, "Waste Management Specialist" (Trashman)
T.R. Rennat, Lake Charles Louisiana, convention center director, 
Mark Gourley, Tulsa, Loan Shark
Valarie Ocegueda, Alta Loma, CA, Windexer
Vallie Tilford, Urbana, Putting Shoes Next To Each Other Right-Side-Up
Brandy Osborn, Wichita Falls, house cleaning
Kyle D., College Park, Procrastinator
Savannah Keeble, Tampa, Gymnastics
Stuart Matthews, San Francisco, Technical Support
Brendan, Chino Hills, Cooking
Kevin Wilson, Atlanta, Martial Arts Instructor
Alex Heilman, NYC, Cooking Student
Chris Heilman, Minneapolis, Lighting Designer
Heather Ohlson, Saint Paul, Photo Lab Tech
Francisco Migouia, NYC, Pastry Chef
Jake, Katy, Texas, Stir-frying
Jake Margolis, Katy, Grammar in Internet conversations
Adam McNichol, Milwaukee, Aircraft dispatcher
Marc Ekaf, Scottsdale AZ, Stuntman
Justin Roberts, Eureka, Ca, Obsessive-Compulsive
Amy Motomura, Boulder, Math Stuff
Brenden Roemich, Winnipeg, Graphic Artist
Dustin Dopps, Portland, OR, diagnosed OCD sufferer
Harry Dence, Lexington, Ky, small business owner
Luke Shea, Seattle, Cheering People Up
Clayton Guy, Spanish Fork, Shipping Manager
David Cyr, Washington DC, Lighting Designer
Quinn Larson, Seattle, Design Coordinator
Adam Hally, Sacramento, Theater Floor Staff
James Villanueva, Greeley, Music Library Organizer
Brooke Martin, Midland
Brian Budnick, Newtown, 
RiSE, Raleigh, Bar Back.
David Hylton, Lynchburg, Editor
Paula Newton, Houston, Museum Education
David Geldmacher, Ft. Davis, Apache Repair
Jenny Alamond, Lake Charles, Angels Awards manager
Paul Klinger, Ft. Collins, Musician/Student
Tom Puthuff, Sacramento, Yardwork
adam dunn, baltimore, throwing stars
Nusha, Melbourne, Gift-wrapper/Student
Neil Allen, Bradford (UK), Beans On Toast
Anthony Hards, Adelaide, Drill Sergeant
Wade Hageman, California, Chef
Craig Wilkinson, Bradford (UK), Smoking
James Woodring, Seattle, Cartoonist
Brett Landis, McAlisterville, Baker
Grant Austin, Albany, Computer Programmer
Ian Kumekawa, Clinton CT
Sherrard Ewing, Seattle, WA, Data Acquisition
Marcus Umlauff, Melbourne Australia
Chris Fowler, Dallas, Supervisor
Rob Johnston, Brisbane, Software Engineer
John Ward, Houston, Auto Mechanic
jimmy rickets, chicago, plumber
Pieter Leenknegt, Brussels, Music
Jack Myhogoff, Cleveland, Lube tech
Sarah Alderman, Morrow GA, Web Design/Photo Editing
Ty Thomas, Houston, Full Auto Restoration
Jeremy Brassard, Salt Lake City
Jamie Delzeith, Student / Juice Master
Keri Anne Mitchell, Philadelphia, Teacher
Marc Bortnick, MD, Vice-President of ford dealer
Lori Patrick, Spokane, Penmanship
Laura Dawson, Plymouth Meeting, PA, Director
Rob Norton, Amsterdam (Netherlands), Software Engineer
Bob Williamson, Athens, painter
ally richard,fredericton,single female lawyer
Mark Hammond, Bradford (UK), Ginger
Dan Akers, Trenton, Locksmith
chelsea ballard, buffalo, student/telemarketer
James White, Kingston Upon Thames, Alcopop Consumer Extrordinaire
Nick Wiedenhoeft, Madison, WI, Woodworking & mechanics
Sarah, Fairfax.
Teresa Tokumon, Las Vegas, Office Manager
Frank Hadley, Atlantic City, Professional carpet installer.
Fritz Kiersch, Oklahoma City, Film Director
Carrie Pohlhammer, Laguna Beach, Parties
Brea Lowenburger, Saskatoon Saskatchewan, Student
Jared Green, Seattle, Newspaper Layout/Photography
Ross Noecker, Saint Paul, Student.
Tim Baird, Worcester, Mechanical Engineer
Steve Baby, California
Charlie Comerford, England
Alistair Walker, London
My Mother, Urbana IL, Chemistry Professor
Frank Fishburn, Tampa, Manicurist (Nail Technician)
Christian Schwartz, NYC, typeface design
Azita Vakili, Solana Beach CA, Dentistry (especially gum disease)
Logan Mckay, San Diego, Maps
Jennifer Jam, Ypsilanti, Folder of Fitted and Flat Sheets
Damon Nettles, Baton Rouge, Louisiana, Experimental Physicist
Dr. Jorg Peter-Rabanaus, San Francisco, CA, Cosmetic Dentist
German guy who owns Precision Time-Tech, San Carlos, CA, Watch repairperson
Booker Bennet, Courtenay, Tree Planter
Richard Vining, Memphis, Counting by 3's to 36
Brendan Murphy
Roberta, Vancouver, Attorney
Chris Britnell, England, Plumber
Darylynn Cole, Portland, Student/Artist
Thomas Vande Voort, Ames IA, Grammer
Kenneth Earl Lanious Jr., Gilbert Arizona, Lawns
Helen Callus, Santa Barbara, violist
Windy Lampson, Orlando, Painter
Katie Rose, Sacramento/Philadelphia, Tetris
Cindy Caughman, Columbia SC, Graphic Designer
Ken Dodge, Los Angeles, Editor
Larry at B&B Auto, Austin TX, Auto Mechanic
Eric Mitchell, Palo Alto, Database Engineer
Rebekah Draht, Mcdonalds Manager
Victoria Harris, Tucson, AZ, freak-outer
Katie Miller, New Smyrna Beach (Florida), Student
Mark Schneider, Toronto canada, Baseball statistics
Jessica Foft, San Francisco, Dancing/Drinking Machine
Katie Kildare, Lynnwood, student
Carolyn Baker, Houston, Teacher
Wes Cruver, Northern VA
Andrew Hanam, Fort McMurray, Image Editing
James Gall, Madison, chemistry professor
Jon Rosemeier, Blue Hill, Me., Car/boat detailer.
reasonable price, depends on: Mood, weather, and tide.
Katie Martin, Tulsa OK, Student
Craig Carey, Ventura, CA, writer
Irwin M. Fletcher, Los Angeles, Sheperd
Sean M. Seixas, Elk Grove CA, Accountant
Kathy Clowes
Austin Ellsworth, Eaton Rapids, College Student
Amy Celetti, East Longmeadow, Pharmacy Student
Ryan McLeod, Philadelphia, Law Student
Eric Renshaw, Sioux Falls, Macintosh Technician
Peter Throws, Chicago, Drinker.
Lee Demory, Atlanta, Mechanical Engineer
Claude Franchet, Morance, France
Peter Mickelonis, Portland, Computer Geek
Kimberly Mickelonis, Portland
Jennifer H., St. Louis, Finding the Closest Parking Space
Edgar Crump, Clayton, Retired Machinist (Still Perfect)
Robert Haydon, Los Angeles, Film Maker
Robert Peccini, New Bedford (MA), Teacher
Jeff Ralph, Philadelphia, Chemist
Tristan Bonser, Ft. Collins, Guitar Player
Jon Forsyth, Winnipeg, Parts man
Stephanie Dilbeck, Lynnwood
Michael Bajada, Chicago
tyler w. cox, pueblo CO, computers and con-jobs
Amanda Wheeler, Student
Emily Shields, Home-maker/Student
Andrew Chalfant, Chicago, Japanese-language student
Will Dougherty, Memphis, Jazz Pianist
Louis Foote, Pemberton, Chef
Sarrah Brannan, Browns Mills, Florist
Charuta Gavankar, Dallas, Student
Alex Lucas, Arlington Heights IL, Proper Dishwasher Loading
Hana Kikuchi, South Pasadena, Artist
Gina Negrini, South Pasadena
Mike Smith, New York, Artist
Cliffy D, Ottawa, Bartender
Helen Kremer, Placerville Ca, Housekeeper
Alex Brigden, Farmer
DJ Heinle, Minneapolis
Chris McGrath, New Rochelle, Finance
Paul, Scottsdale Arizona, Bartender at Jamaican Blue
Martijn Raakschot, Tilburg (Netherlands, Coin Collector
Frankie Baenninger, Zurich, Switzerland, Specialty: Barber
Olivia Herd, Whangarei (New Zealand), Haematologist
James Carppe, Whakatane (New Zealand), Radio DJ
Kerry Fisher, Galt, Dollar Tree Manager
Anthony "Ratty" Ratcliffe, Bradford (UK), Guinea Pigs
Hugh Jasman, Portsmouth
Annemarie Sexton, Dublin, Drinking
Michele McKissick, South Jersey, Teacher
Jessica Johnson
Mike LoPresti
Ronli Diakow, New Haven, Manager
Jessica Johnson, New Haven
Janet Johnson, Princeton, Medical Writer
Elliott Usher, Columbia, Shakespere's Pizza Pizza Maker
Madeline Graf, Bloomington IN, Baker
Bill Anderson, Police Officer
Hahn-Carlisle Hanrahan, Shenyang, China, University Professor. 
James Harder, Making comic strips
Anne P. Slatin, Stamford NY
Thomas W.P. Slatin, Schoharie NY, Emergency Medical Technician
Cory Wallenstein, Cambridge, Software Engineer
Hamuel D. Mattsmith; Naperville, Illinois; computer science paladin
Bob Zagorskis, Toronto, Procrastinator
A. Smith, Richmond, VA.
Veronica Tedford, Nanticoke, Calculus Professor
Brenda Lovell, Corporate Credit Manager
Angela Williams, Urbana, MD , Mean Old Boss Lady
Tong Tong Xu, DC, Student
Jeannie McLarnon, Whitehorse, Travel Counsellor
Victor See, Leicester, Everything
Ben Feuer, Director
Jeremy Myers, Melbourne (Australia), Painter and part-time Pornographer 
Meg B, Milford, Paralegal
Allison, Portland, spends 30 minutes getting the sheets to hang JUST RIGHT.
Keith W. Krajewski, Orlando, Video Store Manager
Trevor White, Columbus Teacher
B.T. McCammon, South Bend, Pressman
Rubbita Rawl, Topeka, Kung Fu Grip
Cassie Knoop, Crowsnest Pass, student
Charles Phillips, Ann Arbor, MI, Projectionist
Debra Boopsingh, Lewisville, TX, Environmental Consultant
Trisha Ledger, Woonsocket, Composing Room Assistant
Ashley Taylor, Fremont CA, Biotech Manufacturing Director 
Brighton West, Atlanta, Throwing Theme Parties
Gretl Glick, Atlanta
Tobias Stanelle, Jacksonville, Hustling Medical Equipment
Julie Athas, Madison, Wisconsin Singer
Dalan McNalley, Computer Programmer
Beth K, Philadelphia, Process Engineer
Matthew Riley, Bradford (UK), Multimedia Designer
Emily Colbert, Poukeepsie, Entymolygist
Dick Notebart, Denver, phone crap
Juha Kerojoki, Helsinki, Finland, Sales Manager
Sara Trout, Winnipeg, Art
Shahid Ambia, New York City, Blogger
Leslie King, student
Alex Haas, Canton, Ohio, Owner of Muggswigz coffee & tea company
Chris Fehnel
Arturo Araya, Cincinatti, Cellist
Chris Fehnel, Missouri, Multi-Talented Maniac
Tommy Fiorelli,Chicago,Bartender
Chris Loy, Toledo Ohio, Networking
Jon Warsh, Birmingham
Kelly Arl, St. Louis
Curt Phifer, Natchitoches, Louisiana, Professor
Kevin Earlywine, Rockford
Donald Morey, Retired, Oakville WA, everything and I mean EVERYTHING
Jasmine Friedrich, All-Around-Obsessing
Jacquelyn Hayat, Nashville, Student.
Gabe Chaubet, Little Rock, Student
Sean McGee,Boston,Carpenter
Katy Hotten, Santa Cruz
Anna Kuo, Medical Illustrator
Jon Carroll, Fresno, CA, Marketing
Russell Marzette, Atlanta, Student/Slumlord/Political Commentator
Elliot Loh, San Francisco, Software Designer
Ashley Davis, Gilbert, Obsessive Christian
Ming-Jou Chen, Gardena, CA, PR Administrator
HANSEL T., SCOTTSDALE, REALTOR
Justin Tuttle, Gahanna, Remodeling
Bill Muntner, Columbus, Woodworking
Mike Howard, Denver, Pizza Delivery 
Joe Weaver, Denver, Computer Sales and corn 
Susanne Clark, Hartford, Labor Organizer
Jim Waites, Columbia, SC Computer Programmer
Quinn Smith, Digital Artist
Adam Paul, Coventry, Everything
Bruce Hink, Champaign, Illinois; Ice Cream and Pizza Restaurateur
Tom Pattley, Langhorne PA, Paint
Colette Hinckley, Cambridge, Student
Michael Matteos, Peachtree City, Student
George Fronimopoulos, Canton, Ohio, Consultant
Peter Skjold, Dallas TX, Bass guitar luthier (builder)
Angel David, Owatonna MN, Sign maker
Angie Conklin, Schoharie NY
Scott Westering, Tacoma, WA., Football Coach 
Billy, Burlington, Pizza Sauser
Michael Fincham, Nelson, Computers
Jan Brenner, Berkeley, Editor
Lisa Luongo, Surrey, Student
Justin Harvey, Sydney Australia, Desk tidying
Sally Moore, Gainesville, Teaching Assistant
Cara Chrisman, San Francisco, Box Office Manager
Izam Perez, Bakersfield, Sales
Jann Choate, Fresno, Motherly Nagging
Maureen, Sacramento, English Vocabulary
John Mueller, Austin, TX, Best BBQ Ever. 
Julie, Austin, TX, Best Waitress Ever.
Ivy Norris, Louisville, Student
Dr. Rick Kavinoky, Santa Rosa, CA, Math Professor
Jennifer Johnson, Kingsville, Veterinary Student
Jack Lafever, Kokomo, Serin's Lover
Nick Reynders, Saskatoon, SK, Canada, Nuclear Medicine Technologist
Tiffany Liu, Satellite Beach, Schoolwork in General
Amanda Williams, Satellite Beach, Stagecrafting
Whitney Marrs, Fort Worth TX, Teacher's Aide
Georges Perrier, Philadelphia, Chef
Alex Paterson, Toronto, Administrator
Arlene Blumenrich, Staten Island, Teacher
Susie Conyers, Russiaville, IN, maid
Ethan Lane, Mt. Home, Musician
Ian Thomas, Cardiff UK, Computer Programmer
Fernando Duque, Minneapolis, anything he doesn't know anything about.
Rob Dahlstrom,Essex,Police
Joel Rea, Shreveport, I.T.
Jeff Hamilton, Denver, Dentist
Jonathan Harvey, Auto Service Rep.
Ethan Feuer, Texas, Musician
Adi Sarajlic, Sarajevo (B&H), editor-in-chief
Joe Cassidy, Athens TX, Bass Fisherman
Kathy Clowes, Front Royal, Virginia, crisis pregnancy counselor
Gerard Nielsen, Cleveland, Analyst
Morgan Gunn, Orinda CA, Pizza delivery guy
Pat Sobinski, Southfield, MI, Nurse
Karen Taylor, Columbus, OH, Stay-At-Home-Mom/Child-Creativity-Supressor
Mike Smith, Detroit, Auto Mechanic
Jan Watson-Hillmann, Denver, Super Mom
Beer Dude; Aberdeen, Scotland
Andrew DeChene, Auburn WA, Dishwasher Extraordinaire
Heidi Jones
Jesus Gonzalez, El Paso, Customs Broker and Logistics
Cassie Bond, Los Angeles, Lead Management
Greg Wilder, Chicago, Electrician
Marie Johnson, Charlottesville, Teacher
Jeff Peak, Northwest Arkansas, portrait photographer
Bryce Edwards, DFW, Network Security
Linda Hoeschler, St. Paul, Philanthropist
Judy Hadfield
Joe Rucker, Sacramento, Graphic Design
Charuta Gavankar, Dallas, Student
Rod Surrat San Clemente, California Real Estate
Johnny Jamros, Lansing, T-shirt organizer
Patrick M. Sullivan, Montreal, Shower Rescuer
Chris McCloskey, Atlanta, Entrepreneur
Aylon P., Bayside, Ice Cream Store Worker
Crystal Bertoncini, Williamsburg VA, Grad Student
Bart Basile, College Station - TX
Tara Breza
Joe McCann, Pittsburgh, Accountant
Patrick Leland,Columbus(IN),Data Center Operator
David J. Rodgers, Toronto, Killer for higher
Mary Frake, Shreveport, Nextel Representative
Mark Rothen, Ottawa, Philosophy Student
Annette Dinoto, San Diego, Real Estate Agent
Byron Braasch, Bellevue NE, Music Educator
Jessica Martinez, Las Vegas, Student
Caitlin Larie, California
Kalle Kittelson, Chicago 'Burbs, UNIX Engineer
Carol Nissen, Paso Robles CA, Taco Bell Regional Manager
Oprah
Lyra Hill, San Francisco, life
Jess, Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin, tha drive-through operatah!
Waverly Priest, Tallahassee, Hairstylist
Anne Dickens, Milwaukee, Knitter
Rissy Fiora, Savannah, Artist
Herbert Cohen, Irvine CA, computer instructor
Adam DeFelice, Los Angeles CA, Visual Designer 
Joan M., La Jolla, Knick Knack arrangement
Patrick Sequeira, Mumbai, Insurance Agent
Christopher Hawk, Jacksonville, Retail Employee
Rob Steadman, Kendal-england, car mechanic
Pam Bucy, Tuscaloosa, Law Professor
David Banh, Washington DC, Student
David Purger, Washington DC, Student
Richard Murray, Vancouver, Landscaping
Alison DesRoches, Summerside, Waitress
Sean Armstrong, Phoenix, Carpenter
Achim Hofmann, Bubenreuth, dental technician
Lindsay Foltz, Cincinnati, Student/server
Jose Lopez, New York, Travel Agent
Stephanie Mattingly, Louisville, Jobless
Mia Cano, San Antonio, Student
Benjamin Emerson, Pennsylvania, Coffee Shop mngr
Leslie Toy, South Pasadena, Student
Mike Thompson, Tulsa, Student
Patrick Dooley, Long Beach, Newspaper Editor-In-Chief
E. Kilpatrick, Latin Professor
Dale Schmidt, Mesa Arizona, Computer consultant/big time computer builder
Robert Thompson
Marc McClure, Colorado Springs, Oral Surgeon (Retired)
Eddy Chung, Toronto
Chris Slazinski, New Wilmington, PA, Student 
Joshua Gay, Yukon, OK
Chris Rivera, Las Cruces, Artist
Dave Anderson, Halifax
Febbie Allen, Kentucky
Alice Smith, Freedom NH, Housecleaning
Marianne Hill, Gainesville, Gas Station Candy Aisle Connoisseur
Erin Smith, Davis, Student
Brianne Levine, Portland, Enologist/Spouse
Chuk Hinson, Toledo, Derelict
Chris Fischer, Berkeley, Museum Staff
Tanya Gorin, Mesa AZ, having perfect spelling/typing/grammer on Instant Messanger.
Robin Salmon, Barrie Ont, Essays
Charles Odderstol, New York city
chris cockerham, Paragould, Scale tech 
Sarah Decker, Spokane WA, Student
Katt, Edmonton, Artist/Musician
Mike Smith, Detroit, Auto Mechanic
Alan Fletcher, Loveland, Mechanical Engineer
Krystal Keele, Ohio, Web Design Student
Sam Krysiak, Leeds, Making bread
Tiffany Webb, Berkeley, Student
Maureen, Dayton, Microsoft Outlook Calendar
Erin Cummings,Pittsburgh, Student
Phil Hayes, Columbus, Teacher
Glenda Thomas, New Braunfels, Prostitute
Bob Bishop, Mountain View
ShoShoni Arthur, Casper Wyoming, Student
Ryan Riegel, Camarillo, Computer Engineer
Michael Goetz
Mariah Miller, Durban (south africa), grad student
Cheryl Doty, San Diego, Librarian
Risto Lankinen, Redwood Shores CA, Software Engineer
Matt Jones, Evanston (IL), Computers
Paul Brunner, West Palm Beach, Land Surveyor
Jari Cuelenaere, Bruges, Student
Chris Nelson, Danville, VP of IS/MFG
Derek Nakano, Temple City, 6th Grader
Sara Henderson, Wheatland (CA), Know-it-all
Lynn Braswell; Vilonia, Arkansas; Office Manager/Accountant
Sara Osborne, Sacramento
Lucille Wrzeski, Milwaukee, Professional Cake Decorator
Marie Cirelli
Hannah Lee, Alpharetta, Student
adam luther, QA, Production Design
Margaret Timmers, Ohio, Student and future Chemist.
Susan Lang, Flemington, Medical Billing Outpatient Account Rep
Tony Wallace, Kawagoe, English Instructor
Rick Silber, Charleston WV, Petroleum Engineer
Colin Liberman, Springfield, Anesthesiologist
Jennifer Morris, Kansas City, Student Affairs
Mark Redlich, Milwaukee, Guitarist/Chemist
Terry Galli, Auburn CA, Restaurant Owner and Manager 
Matt Gibson, Vancouver, Computer Consultant
Jennifer Williamson, Surrey, Esthetician 
Jan, Yukon, Co-worker
Dawn Black Keenan, Minneapolis, Mac Production
Jeff Zoll, Lansdale, PA, Graphic Designer
John Rex, DC, a la Raj
Todd Beachler, DC, gangsta-wannabe, a la Raj
Ryan Mcneeley, Columbus, Apparently everything
Big Bad Brob, England
Jason Rice, Newark DE, Chef
Richard Valentine, Bellingham, Film Director
Joe Jankowski, Chicago, Accountant
Geoff Blum, Cincinnati, Computer Programmer
Holly Drumm, Houston, Educational Assistant
Howard Newman, Newport, RI; artist/craftsman/all-around fixer
Jean Young, Chatham, Organization of anything
John Nicholson, Minneapolis, Photoshop
Dave Devere London UK Travel Agent
Cheryl Gilge, Fullerton, Photography
Matt Beston, Boston, Graphic Designer
Stephanie Mathias, Boise, Neat Freak
Amber, Ypsilanti, Mistress of Sandwiches
Takanobu, Tokyo, Bench Serviceman
Andy Pixel, Seattle, Programmer
Randy W., Washington, Financial Planner
Kate LeMasurier, Lake Tahoe, Interior designer
Adam Lammly, Albany, Student
Abigail, TN
Lauren, Claremont, Photographer
Jessica Childers, Houston, Painter
Lars Martinson, Fukuoka, Comic Books
John Zanzi, Elk Grove, Landscape Architect
Wendy Sykes, Los Angeles, Public Radio Producer
Jenna Jameson, Scottsdale, Jane of all trades
Chris Craig, Houston, Prompt-e-mail-responder
Karl Gerhard, Long Island, Land Surveyor
Rollie Capaci, Albany OR, electronics!
David Denning, Benson, NC, Signmaker
Justin, Oklahoma City, OK, Military
Fran Katsimpiris, Baltimore, Computer Game QA Lead
Jim Wong, Palo Alto, Loving Eszter
Steve McManus, Los Angeles, Writer/Narcissist
Anne vainionpää, Tampere, Finland
Andrew Duong, Sacramento, Movie Producer
Elton Laclare, Gwangju South Korea, English Teacher
Rene Sanchez, Laredo, Anonomous Mexican
Thomas Greenlee; Eau Claire, Wisconsin; specializing in putzing (to the extreme)
Blake O'Hare, Atlanta, Webmaster
Lanette R., Yakima Washington, EVERYTHING
Laura Brown, Edinburgh, Science crap
Warren Downs, Vancouver, Lawyer
Neil Johnson, Atlanta, Office Manager
Martha Stewart, TV, Home Stuff
Will Romine, Tallahassee, Writer
Kari Miranda, Sacramento, Advertising Executive
Melissa Masiewicz, Riverside, Everything
Mike Brown, Washington D.C., Cronyism
Kelly Ikert, Chicago
Dickie Fleischner, Providence, Sculptor
Robert Buergi, Palo Alto, Candy Drawer
Catherine, Ardmore, Administrative Associate II
Abra Jeffers; East Lansing, MI; homework
Kerry Bateman, Charleston, Editor
Jay Gerland, Buffalo, Moon Walker
Mike Stubna, Pittsburgh, Landscaper
Michelle D-L, Norristown, Teacher
Ian Taylor, Rotherham, Teacher
Klaus Brouwers, Freiburg (DE)
Jenna Quaranta, Goshen, Student
Bill Lewandowski, Wisconsin, Mechanic
Marie Young, Florissant, Cosmetician
Brit Peters
Chris Raghebi, St. Louis
Kirk Haines, Stillwater, Graduate Student & Geek
Brian Harris
Stefani Vande Lune
Ian D. Marsden, Los Angeles, Creative Director and Cartoonist
Chuck Hughes, Orange, Philosopher
Ryan Holyk, Richmond, Student
Maura, Houston, Keeping keys in the bowl on the coffee table
Daniel McKeon, Sydney Australia, Carpentry
Ethan Mulcahy,Naracoorte South Australia, Sports Freak
Phillip Buck, Fredericksburg, Perfectionist
Lin Chandler, Hollis, Massage Therapist
Andy Hall, Colchester, Everything
Sarah Hinger, Feminist Activist
Nick Windsor,Bloomington, busboy
Larry "The Pancake Man" Tanner
John Bennett, Frankfort KY, Executive Director
Kristina, Orlando, Graphic Design
Jennifer Brace, Love
Andrew Sparling, Boston, Extraordinaire
Ryan Davies, Toronto, Canada, Superstar
Stephanie Schutte, Bellingham, WA, Medical Receptionist
Joe Cascone, Toronto, teacher and theatre director
Elizabeth C. Evans, DC, Medical Lab Manager
Cory Dawson, Bloomington-Normal, IL Movie Theater employee
Chris Lowder, Atlanta, Student
Leland Jones, Milwaukee, Building Maintenance Supervisor
Jessica Doban, Philadelphia, Freaking Out 
Bobby T, Little Rock, AR
sasha sa, vancouver, everything
Mandy Kirk, Kansas City, nutritionist/copyeditor
Alex Swisher, Broomfield
Eric Button, St. Louis, Librarian
Caroline Frye, Denver, Grandmother
Scott J., Canton, Sr. Software Engineer
Dusty Green, Amarillo, TX., News director of KVII-TV
Vanessa Granados, Houston
susan kirr, austin, filmmaker/producer
Lynne Edebohls, Madison, WI, Nurse Practitioner, Asthma Specialist
Ashley Danley,office adminstrator,St. Louis
Mike Cotier, Bremerton, Music Teacher
Jeremy Miller, Vancouver, Lead Modeler
Mike Novak, Lubbock TX, Amateur Chef
Bruce Chang, Calgary, University Student
Nicholas Utke, Seattle, Efficiency Expert
Cecilia Rich, Johanneburg, Everything IT
Rebecca Ryan, Birmingham UK, Student
Julie Wiese, Seattle, Techincal Writer
me; FAirfax, viginia, nurse
Paul BC, Plymouth UK, Precision Engineer
Mark Ulrick, Hemel Hempstead, Computer Technician
Willy Story, Orland, Cattle Rancher
Ted Lattis/Devon Press, New York, Mario Brothers 3
Hugh Jass, Bald Knob Arizona, Massage Therapist
Rosina Sinyi, Toronto, French Teacher
Erica Joseph, London, Domestic Dominatrix
Stephanie Black-Schaffer, Exeter, NH
Mike Capriole, Lawrence MA, Dishwasher
Dan Gribson, Tucson AZ, Bureaucrat
David Hettinger, Corona, Zombie Defense
Spenser Tuneberg, Bay Village, Web Design
Ted Sawchuck, Lemoyne PA, Editor
Heather Swain,Biloxi,Pizza Girl
Bryce Glenn, Idaho Falls, copy editor
Anna Hegedus, Pittsburgh, Computer Consultant
Michael McLean, Ann Arbor, Engineer
Josh Toliver, Davis, KFC Cook
Gillian Knight, Folsom, EB retail
Dan Maksim, Santa Clara CA, Fine Dining
Oliver
Rush Hambleton, Boston
Jason Scott, Rochester, Drunk
Sean Whalen, New York, Stock Broker
Alex Hudson, Goose Creek, Foosball Table Leveler
Charles Beatty-Medina, Toledo, OH, History Professor
Bruno Siberath, Yarmouth, Chef
Karen Turlis, Santa Barbara, Marketing Manager
Jasmine Mah, Edmonton, Genius
Joel Jaffe, Chicago, Slot Machine Designer
Brad Barber, Nashville, Escort
Jackie Mitchell, Lansing, Alumni Coordinator
Tim Shaughnessy, Detroit, Gas Station Employee, 
Bart Stockton, Beaumont, TX, Desktop Publishing
Cindy Thomas, Port Neches, TX, Teacher
Valenta Kabo, Ann Arbor, Graduate Student Instructor
Tyler Allen, Seattle, Salmon Fisherman
Tracy Robinson, Juneau, WI, Financial Sales Representative
Thom MacFarlane, New York City, Professor
Gabi Nygaard, Portland, Student
Thomas Bangdaski, Cleveland, Making parts for mining equipment
Jocelyn Either,mendon MA, Dunkin Donuts
Gerald Nibbelink; Lancaster, CA; Masonry
Alex Clarke, K-Zoo, Anal Retentive Bastard
Sean Hommel, Lovettsville, Teaching Assistant
Jeremy Pilon, Weyburm SK, Canada, Soups
Paula Schofield, Olympia, Polymer Chemistry
les goudge, penticton, carpenter
Brian Ingalls, Detroit, Orthodontist.
Mike A. Smith, Long Beach, Smoothie Enthusiast
Andrew Benton, Australia, IT & Multimedia Manager
Paul Pere, teacher in Culver, Indiana
Emily Wade, Rochester/Apalachin NY, Student
Mathieu Paquin, Saint-Eustache, AudioVisual
Niena Goodwin, Birmingham, Perfectionist
Chris Rismiller, Columbus, Environmental Contractor
Kimberly Fitzpatrick, St. Augustine, LF. Student
Kristen Fitzpatrick, Lincoln, NE. Youth Worker
Ben Goodrich, Salt Lake City, Office Worker
Shane Brentano, Portland OR
Jeremy, Oconomowoc, Graphic Designer
Jake McAuley, Dallas, Historian
Borad Barjers,Detroit
Erika Stolfa, Kingston Canada, Student
Ralph Michaud, Portland Maine
David McIntosh, Orlando, Orthodontist
Steve Platt, Vilonia, Band Director
Alison Headley, Houston, web graphics
Pee Don Yu, Shanghai, Taxi Driver 
Todd, Los Angeles, Musician
Phil Volan, Colorado Springs, CO, Guitar fingerpicker
Bentley Moyer, Oakland, FDA Regulatory Affairs Analist
Roberta Becky Lei, Vancouver, Attorney
Karl Salisbury, Brisbane, graphic designer
Anna Wong, Massachusetts, Awesome Person and Student
Greg (Edward) Green, Arkansas City Kansas, Assistant Restaurant Manager and Ordained Minister
Ali Parmelee, New Haven, creative writer/business owner
Leon Chance, Blooomington IN/Chicago, Country Western singer
Amanda Ardill, Houston, Elementary School Teacher
Lauren Chan, Toronto (Canada), Student
Steven Dilbert
Samantha Skinner, Chicago
Dave Y, Jersey UK, Tidiness & DIY
Matthew Malnati, Ft-Meade Maryland, Air Force Analyst
Zach Collier, Student
Catherine Wrisley, Washington DC, Student
Dharshi Bopedegra, chemist, olympia
Andrew Brabban, chemist, olympia
Nick DiScenza, Toronto Canada, architecture student
Maddie, Madison, Ice cream scooper
Britt M. Lewis, Sacramento Ca., You name it. 
Benjamin Martin, Pine Ridge, SD
Joe Stasio, Boston, Deli Employee
Jess, Melbourne, Apprentice Baker

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