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Lindsay Larson, Madison, ,
Brian Budnick, Newtown, ,
Derek Nakano, Temple City, 6th Grader,
John Rex, DC, a la Raj,
Joe Jankowski, Chicago, Accountant,
Sean M. Seixas, Elk Grove CA, Accountant,
Joe McCann, Pittsburgh, Accountant,
Robyn, Australia, Administration Assistant,
Catherine, Ardmore, Administrative Associate II,
Alex Paterson, Toronto, Administrator,
Kari Miranda, Sacramento, Advertising Executive,
Matthew Malnati, Ft-Meade Maryland, Air Force Analyst,
Adam McNichol, Milwaukee, Aircraft dispatcher,
Jay Painter, Oxford, AL, Car Stereo Installer
Jou Csuck, Imbred, Alabama, Sheep romancer
James White, Kingston Upon Thames, Alcopop Consumer Extrordinaire,
Jeff McCrum, New York, aligning CD's in their cases
Jackie Mitchell, Lansing, Alumni Coordinator
Mike Novak, Lubbock TX, Amateur Chef
Alex Clarke, K-Zoo, Anal Retentive Bastard
Gerard Nielsen, Cleveland, Analyst
Colin Liberman, Springfield, Anesthesiologist
Jenny Alamond, Lake Charles, Angels Awards manager
Rene Sanchez, Laredo, Anonomous Mexican
Fernando Duque, Minneapolis, anything he doesn't know anything about.
David Geldmacher, Ft. Davis, Apache Repair
Ryan Mcneeley, Columbus, Apparently everything
Jess, Melbourne, Apprentice Baker
Bobby T, Little Rock, AR
Andrew Fulks, Davis, Arboretum Manager
Jan Graham, Spokane, Arby's Front Counter Employee
Nick DiScenza, Toronto Canada, architecture student
Sara Trout, Winnipeg, Art
David Larson, Norman, Art Student
Chris Rivera, Las Cruces, Artist
Mike Smith, New York, Artist
Rissy Fiora, Savannah, Artist
Hana Kikuchi, South Pasadena, Artist
Bernice Chau, Toronto, Artist
Katt, Edmonton, Artist/Musician
Sherrie Pettigrew, Gainesville FL, Artist/Teacher
Ali Beer, Harrogate UK, Arts and Crafts
Greg (Edward) Green, Arkansas City Kansas, Assistant Restaurant Manager and Ordained Minister
Brother Kenneth Haders, Akron, Associate Principal
Aims C Coney Jr, Pittsburgh, Attorney
Roberta, Vancouver, Attorney
Roberta Becky Lei, Vancouver, Attorney
Mathieu Paquin, Saint-Eustache, AudioVisual
Larry at B&B Auto, Austin TX, Auto Mechanic,
John Ward, Houston, Auto Mechanic,
Anna Wong, Massachusetts, Awesome Person and Student,
Victoria Harris, Tucson, AZ, freak-outer
Madeline Graf, Bloomington IN, Baker,
Brett Landis, McAlisterville, Baker,
Steve Platt, Vilonia, Band Director,
mark trulson, alhambra, band guy/ budda inspector,
Svein Arne Løvtangen, Stjørdal(Norway), Band-member.,
Gordon B., Blacksheer GA, Baptist Music Minister,
RiSE, Raleigh, Bar Back.,
Clay Hine, Atlanta, Barbershop Music Arranger
Gregg Fuller, Calabasas, Barista
Cliffy D, Ottawa, Bartender
Paul, Scottsdale Arizona, Bartender at Jamaican Blue
Mark Schneider, Toronto canada, Baseball statistics
Joe Cassidy, Athens TX, Bass Fisherman
Peter Skjold, Dallas TX, Bass guitar luthier (builder)
Neil Allen, Bradford (UK), Beans On Toast
Rachel, Boston, Bed-making
Sam Solombier, Saskatoon, Beer Drinker
Bee Clark, Hollywood
Paul Knox, Deutschland, being an Army of One
Takanobu, Tokyo, Bench Serviceman
Ashley Taylor, Fremont CA, Biotech Manufacturing Director
Shahid Ambia, New York City, Blogger
Cara Chrisman, San Francisco, Box Office Manager
Rick Rockey, Sonoma CA, Building Inspector,
Leland Jones, Milwaukee, Building Maintenance Supervisor,
Dan Gribson, Tucson AZ, Bureaucrat,
Nick Windsor, Bloomington, busboy,
Valarie Ocegueda, Alta Loma, CA, Windexer
Justin Roberts, Eureka, Ca, Obsessive-Compulsive
Jon Carroll, Fresno, CA, Marketing
Ming-Jou Chen, Gardena, CA, PR Administrator
German guy who owns Precision Time-Tech, San Carlos, CA, Watch repairperson
Dr. Jorg Peter-Rabanaus, San Francisco, CA, Cosmetic Dentist
Dr. Rick Kavinoky, Santa Rosa, CA, Math Professor
Craig Carey, Ventura, CA, writer
Veronica Tedford, Nanticoke, Calculus Professor,
Ryan Davies, Toronto, Canada, Superstar
Jeremy Pilon, Weyburm SK, Canada, Soups
Greg Morey, Newfoundland, Canada , Welding Instructor
Robert Buergi, Palo Alto, Candy Drawer
Rob Steadman, Kendal-england, car mechanic
Chris Sadler, Fairbanks AK, Car Rental Manager
les goudge, penticton, carpenter
Sean Armstrong, Phoenix, Carpenter
Daniel McKeon, Sydney Australia, Carpentry
James Woodring, Seattle, Cartoonist
Jean Murray, New Mexico, Car-wrecking bimbo
Mitchell Williams, Frederick, Cashier
Paul, Blacksburg VA, Cashier @ Au Bon Pain
Willy Story, Orland, Cattle Rancher
Arturo Araya, Cincinatti, Cellist
Luke Shea, Seattle, Cheering People Up
Wade Hageman, California, Chef
Jason Rice, Newark DE, Chef
Louis Foote, Pemberton, Chef,
Georges Perrier, Philadelphia, Chef,
Bruno Siberath, Yarmouth, Chef,
Kris Sebring, Pennsylvania, Chemist,
Jeff Ralph, Philadelphia, Chemist,
James Gall, Madison, chemistry professor,
My Mother, Urbana IL, Chemistry Professor,
Hahn-Carlisle Hanrahan, Shenyang, China, University Professor.
VALARIE ARMSTRONG, CALIFORNIA, cleaning,
Phil Volan, Colorado Springs, CO, Guitar fingerpicker
Benjamin Emerson, Pennsylvania, Coffee Shop mngr,
Martijn Raakschot, Tilburg (Netherlands, Coin Collector,
Austin Ellsworth, Eaton Rapids, College Student,
Andrew Raridan, Sacramento, College Student,
Lars Martinson, Fukuoka, Comic Books,
Trisha Ledger, Woonsocket, Composing Room Assistant,
Anna Hegedus, Pittsburgh, Computer Consultant
Matt Gibson, Vancouver, Computer Consultant
Dale Schmidt, Mesa Arizona, Computer consultant/big time computer builder
Ryan Riegel, Camarillo, Computer Engineer
Fran Katsimpiris, Baltimore, Computer Game QA Lead
Peter Mickelonis, Portland, Computer Geek
Herbert Cohen, Irvine CA, computer instructor
Grant Austin, Albany, Computer Programmer
Ian Thomas, Cardiff UK, Computer Programmer
Geoff Blum, Cincinnati, Computer Programmer
Stewart Boden, S. California, Computer Programmer
Joe Weaver, Denver, Computer Sales and corn
Mark Ulrick, Hemel Hempstead, Computer Technician
Matt Jones, Evanston (IL), Computers
Michael Fincham, Nelson, Computers
James Love, Spokane, Computers
tyler w. cox, pueblo CO, computers and con-jobs,
T.R. Rennat, Lake Charles Louisiana, convention center director,
Anthony Mayle, Clarksburg WV, Cook,
Bridget Grant, Fairfax, Cook,
Brendan, Chino Hills, Cooking,
Andrew Quirin, San Antonio, Cooking,
Alex Heilman, NYC, Cooking Student,
Bryce Glenn, Idaho Falls, copy editor,
Marie Young, Florissant, Cosmetician,
Richard Vining, Memphis, Counting by 3's to 36,
Leon Chance, Blooomington IN/Chicago, Country Western singer,
Jan, Yukon, Co-worker,
Ian D. Marsden, Los Angeles, Creative Director and Cartoonist,
Ali Parmelee, New Haven, creative writer/business owner,
Mike Brown, Washington D.C., Cronyism,
Jesus Gonzalez, El Paso, Customs Broker and Logistics,
Louie Hannen, Research Triangle Park, Damn Near Everything
Dave Carlin, Brisbane Australia, Dancing
Jessica Foft, San Francisco, Dancing/Drinking Machine
Chad Thomas, Dubuque IA, Database analyst
Eric Mitchell, Palo Alto, Database Engineer
Timothy Farrell, Montreal, Decoupage Artist
Joe Stasio, Boston, Deli Employee
Achim Hofmann, Bubenreuth, dental technician
Jeff Hamilton, Denver, Dentist
Azita Vakili, Solana Beach CA, Dentistry (especially gum disease)
Chuk Hinson, Toledo, Derelict
Quinn Larson, Seattle, Design Coordinator
Justin Harvey, Sydney Australia, Desk tidying
Pam Fisher, Nipawin, Dinner Plate Stacking
Besty Hower, Harrisburg, Director
Megan McFaddin, Louisville, Director of Marketing
Frank Kearl, San Antonio, Disco Dancer
Mike Capriole, Lawrence MA, Dishwasher
Andrew DeChene, Auburn WA, Dishwasher Extraordinaire
Dan Behiels, Edmonton, Document Control
Ellen Clayton, Gainesville (Fl), Dog Groomer
Kerry Fisher, Galt, Dollar Tree Manager
Erica Joseph, London, Domestic Dominatrix
Anthony Hards, Adelaide, Drill Sergeant
Peter Throws, Chicago, Drinker.
Annemarie Sexton, Dublin, Drinking
Peat, Fayetteville, Drinks
Jason Scott, Rochester, Drunk
Jocelyn Either, mendon MA, Dunkin Donuts
Gillian Knight, Folsom, EB retail
Jan Brenner, Berkeley, Editor
Kerry Bateman, Charleston, Editor
Ted Sawchuck, Lemoyne PA, Editor
Ken Dodge, Los Angeles, Editor
David Hylton, Lynchburg, Editor
Adi Sarajlic, Sarajevo (B&H), editor-in-chief
Holly Drumm, Houston, Educational Assistant
Nicholas Utke, Seattle, Efficiency Expert
Greg Wilder, Chicago, Electrician
Jim Nolan, Boonton Twp. NJ, Electrician (Retired)
Jim Westwood, Cambridge U.K., Electronics Designer
Rollie Capaci, Albany OR, electronics!
Renee Salatino, Pleasant Valley, Elementary School Band Director
Amanda Ardill, Houston, Elementary School Teacher
Kathy Atwell, Pittsburgh, Elementary School Teacher
Thomas W.P. Slatin, Schoharie NY, Emergency Medical Technician
Michael McLean, Ann Arbor, Engineer
Ben Shatz, Denver, Engineer
Christy Roebuck, Wichita, Engineering the CT
Tony Wallace, Kawagoe, English Instructor
Elton Laclare, Gwangju South Korea, English Teacher
Maureen, Sacramento, English Vocabulary
Brianne Levine, Portland, Enologist/Spouse
Chris McCloskey, Atlanta, Entrepreneur
Emily Colbert, Poukeepsie, Entymolygist
Chris Rismiller, Columbus, Environmental Contractor
Brad Barber, Nashville, Escort
Robin Salmon, Barrie Ont, Essays
Jennifer Williamson, Surrey, Esthetician
Andy Hall, Colchester, Everything
Adam Paul, Coventry, Everything
Victor See, Leicester, Everything
Melissa Masiewicz, Riverside, Everything
sasha sa, vancouver, everything,
Lanette R., Yakima Washington, EVERYTHING,
Cecilia Rich, Johanneburg, Everything IT,
John Bennett, Frankfort KY, Executive Director,
Andrew Sparling, Boston, Extraordinaire,
Bentley Moyer, Oakland, FDA Regulatory Affairs Analist,
Richard Valentine, Bellingham, Film Director,
Fritz Kiersch, Oklahoma City, Film Director,
Robert Haydon, Los Angeles, Film Maker,
susan kirr, austin, filmmaker/producer,
Chris McGrath, New Rochelle, Finance,
Charles Thomas, Denver, Financial Planner,
Randy W., Washington, Financial Planner,
Jennifer H., St. Louis, Finding the Closest Parking Space,
Dan Maksim, Santa Clara CA, Fine Dining,
Juha Kerojoki, Helsinki, Finland, Sales Manager
Anne vainionpää, Tampere, Finland,
Patti Tarque, SE. Mass., Floral Manager,
Sarrah Brannan, Browns Mills, Florist,
Jennifer Jam, Ypsilanti, Folder of Fitted and Flat Sheets,
Alex Hudson, Goose Creek, Foosball Table Leveler,
Claude Franchet, Morance, France,
Jessica Doban, Philadelphia, Freaking Out ,
Rosina Sinyi, Toronto, French Teacher,
Ty Thomas, Houston, Full Auto Restoration,
Scott Artmstrong, Fort McMurray, Gas Jockey,
Marianne Hill, Gainesville, Gas Station Candy Aisle Connoisseur,
Tim Shaughnessy, Detroit, Gas Station Employee,
Jasmine Mah, Edmonton, Genius,
Nusha, Melbourne, Gift-wrapper/Student,
Mark Hammond, Bradford (UK), Ginger,
Brian Blair, Bloomington, Going Number Two
Mariah Miller, Durban (south africa), grad student
Paul Thomas, Ottawa ON Canada, Grad Student
Crystal Bertoncini, Williamsburg VA, Grad Student
Kirk Haines, Stillwater, Graduate Student & Geek
Valenta Kabo, Ann Arbor, Graduate Student Instructor
Andrew Spies, Albion, Grammar
Alison Kleinschmidt, Minneapolis, Grammar
Jake Margolis, Katy, Grammar in Internet conversations
Lindsey O'Shea, Albuquerque, Grammar/Diction/Vocabulary
Thomas Vande Voort, Ames IA, Grammer
Caroline Frye, Denver, Grandmother
Brenden Roemich, Winnipeg, Graphic Artist
Alexandra Dickman, Blacksburg VA, Graphic Design
Kristina, Orlando, Graphic Design
Joe Rucker, Sacramento, Graphic Design
Matt Beston, Boston, Graphic Designer
Karl Salisbury, Brisbane, graphic designer
Cindy Caughman, Columbia SC, Graphic Designer
Jeremy, Oconomowoc, Graphic Designer
Jacob Dukes, Russellville, Graphic Designer
Peter Swift, Williamsport, Grilled Cheese
"Anthony ""Ratty"" Ratcliffe", Bradford (UK), Guinea Pigs
Tristan Bonser, Ft. Collins, Guitar Player
Mark Redlich, Milwaukee, Guitarist/Chemist
Nelson Ford, Phoenix, Gunsmith
Savannah Keeble, Tampa, Gymnastics
Olivia Herd, Whangarei (New Zealand), Haematologist
Waverly Priest, Tallahassee, Hairstylist
Mike Daigneau, Royal Oak, Hat Designer
Tanya Gorin, Mesa AZ, having perfect spelling/typing/grammer on Instant Messanger.
Krystal Parker, Worcester, High School GPA Secrecy
Jake McAuley, Dallas, Historian,
Martha Stewart, TV, Home Stuff,
Brandy Osborn, Wichita Falls, house cleaning,
Arnie Heitz, Eugene, housecleaning,
Alice Smith, Freedom NH, Housecleaning,
Pam Randall, Galt, Housecleaning,
Helen Kremer, Placerville Ca, Housekeeper,
Tobias Stanelle, Jacksonville, Hustling Medical Equipment,
Jason Debruyn, Peterborough, HVAC Design,
Joel Rea, Shreveport, I.T.,
Maddie, Madison, Ice cream scooper,
Aylon P., Bayside, Ice Cream Store Worker,
Cory Dawson, Bloomington-Normal, IL Movie Theater employee,
Bruce Hink, Champaign, Illinois; Ice Cream and Pizza Restaurateur,
Andrew Hanam, Fort McMurray, Image Editing,
Norb Burch, Loogootee, IN, Lawn Care Business
Susie Conyers, Russiaville, IN, maid
Paul Pere, teacher in Culver, Indiana,
Ivanna Thigdik, Grand Canyon, Insatiable appetite,
Patrick Sequeira, Mumbai, Insurance Agent,
Kate LeMasurier, Lake Tahoe, Interior designer,
Chris B, albuquerque, It ,
Andrew Benton, Australia, IT & Multimedia Manager,
Chris White, Portland Oregon, IT Cordinator,
Jenna Jameson, Scottsdale, Jane of all trades,
Andrew Chalfant, Chicago, Japanese-language student,
Will Dougherty, Memphis, Jazz Pianist,
Stephanie Mattingly, Louisville, Jobless,
Jennifer Wilson, Amarillo, journalist,
Daniel Brown, Hammond, Journalist,
Maura, Houston, Keeping keys in the bowl on the coffee table,
Josh Toliver, Davis, KFC Cook,
David J. Rodgers, Toronto, Killer for higher,
Joan M., La Jolla, Knick Knack arrangement,
Anne Dickens, Milwaukee, Knitter,
Sara Henderson, Wheatland (CA), Know-it-all,
Rubbita Rawl, Topeka, Kung Fu Grip,
Harry Dence, Lexington, Ky, small business owner
Susanne Clark, Hartford, Labor Organizer,
Karl Gerhard, Long Island, Land Surveyor,
Paul Brunner, West Palm Beach, Land Surveyor,
John Zanzi, Elk Grove, Landscape Architect,
Chris Elliott, Sacramento, Landscape Architect,
Mike Stubna, Pittsburgh, Landscaper,
Richard Murray, Vancouver, Landscaping,
Pam Bucy, Tuscaloosa, Law Professor,
Ryan McLeod, Philadelphia, Law Student,
Kenneth Earl Lanious Jr., Gilbert Arizona, Lawns,
Warren Downs, Vancouver, Lawyer,
Cassie Bond, Los Angeles, Lead Management,
Jeremy Miller, Vancouver, Lead Modeler,
Kimberly Fitzpatrick, St. Augustine, LF. Student,
Cheryl Doty, San Diego, Librarian,
Eric Button, St. Louis, Librarian,
Tim Ingrum, Davis, LIFE,
Lyra Hill, San Francisco, life,
Danielle Kastner, Lynnwood, Lifeguard,
Chris Heilman, Minneapolis, Lighting Designer,
David Cyr, Washington DC, Lighting Designer,
Paul Hanson, San Diego, Loan Officer,
Adam Stasi, Shawnee Kansas, Loan Processor,
Mark Gourley, Tulsa, Loan Shark,
Dan Akers, Trenton, Locksmith,
Mike Peterman, Alexandria, Louisiana, FedEx Driver
Damon Nettles, Baton Rouge, Louisiana, Experimental Physicist
Curt Phifer, Natchitoches, Louisiana, Professor
Jim Wong, Palo Alto, Loving Eszter,
Jack Myhogoff, Cleveland, Lube tech,
Eric Chafe, Newton, MA, Musicologist
Dawn Black Keenan, Minneapolis, Mac Production,
Mark Atkins, Kansas City, Machinist,
Eric Renshaw, Sioux Falls, Macintosh Technician,
Joe Hoff, Nebraska City, Maintenance Technician,
Sam Krysiak, Leeds, Making bread,
Thomas Bangdaski, Cleveland, Making parts for mining equipment,
Tanya Sunseri, San Jose, Making sure pant cuffs are folded evenly.,
Ronli Diakow, New Haven, Manager,
Frank Fishburn, Tampa, Manicurist (Nail Technician),
Logan Mckay, San Diego, Maps,
Dr. J Steven Moore, Fort Collins, Marching Band Instructor,
Ted Lattis/Devon Press, New York, Mario Brothers 3,
Karen Turlis, Santa Barbara, Marketing Manager,
Kevin Wilson, Atlanta, Martial Arts Instructor,
Hugh Jass, Bald Knob Arizona, Massage Therapist,
Lin Chandler, Hollis, Massage Therapist,
Amy Motomura, Boulder, Math Stuff,
Angela Williams, Urbana, MD , Mean Old Boss Lady
barry G Fifield, Gray, ME, Draftsman/Designer
Jon Rosemeier, Blue Hill, Me., Car/boat detailer.
Bill Lewandowski, Wisconsin, Mechanic,
Lee Demory, Atlanta, Mechanical Engineer,
Fritz Stinson, Austin, Mechanical Engineer,
Frank, Cleveland, Mechanical Engineer,
Alan Fletcher, Loveland, Mechanical Engineer,
Tim Baird, Worcester, Mechanical Engineer,
Susan Lang, Flemington, Medical Billing Outpatient Account Rep,
Elizabeth C. Evans, DC, Medical Lab Manager,
Janet Havenridge, Omaha, Medical Records Clerk,
Janet Johnson, Princeton, Medical Writer,
Charles Phillips, Ann Arbor, MI, Projectionist
Pat Sobinski, Southfield, MI, Nurse
Maureen, Dayton, Microsoft Outlook Calendar,
Bart Simpson, Springfield, Mischief,
Amber, Ypsilanti, Mistress of Sandwiches,
Mark Ciesluk, Kitchener, Mixed Drinks,
Sharon Savage, Columbia, MO, Pharmaceutical Chemist
Ben Fuhr, St. Louis, Mo, Pizza Making
Jay Gerland, Buffalo, Moon Walker,
Chase Roden, LA, Mortician's Apprentice,
Jann Choate, Fresno, Motherly Nagging,
Andrew Duong, Sacramento, Movie Producer,
Matthew Riley, Bradford (UK), Multimedia Designer,
Chris Fehnel, Missouri, Multi-Talented Maniac,
Paula Newton, Houston, Museum Education,
Chris Fischer, Berkeley, Museum Staff,
Pieter Leenknegt, Brussels, Music,
Byron Braasch, Bellevue NE, Music Educator,
James Villanueva, Greeley, Music Library Organizer,
Mike Cotier, Bremerton, Music Teacher,
Tim Regan, Baltimore, Musician,
Alex McCurter, Kansas City, Musician,
Todd, Los Angeles, Musician,
Jer Coons, Middlebury, Musician,
Ethan Lane, Mt. Home, Musician,
Ethan Feuer, Texas, Musician,
Paul Klinger, Ft. Collins, Musician/Student,
Azamat, New York City, My Haircutter,
David Denning, Benson, NC, Signmaker
Kristen Fitzpatrick, Lincoln, NE. Youth Worker,
Stephanie Mathias, Boise, Neat Freak,
Bryce Edwards, DFW, Network Security,
Chris Loy, Toledo Ohio, Networking,
Patrick Dooley, Long Beach, Newspaper Editor-In-Chief,
Jared Green, Seattle, Newspaper Layout/Photography,
Mary Frake, Shreveport, Nextel Representative,
Stephanie Black-Schaffer, Exeter, NH,
Peter Benik, Keene, NH Bartender,
me; FAirfax, viginia, nurse,
Lynn L., Worthington MN, Nurse,
Mandy Kirk, Kansas City, nutritionist/copyeditor,
Dan Rogosich, Middletown, NY,
claire kinsella, NY, NY,
DOuglas Futuyma, Stony Brook, NY, Evolutionary Biologist
Donald Morey, Retired, Oakville WA, everything and I mean EVERYTHING
Ashley Davis, Gilbert, Obsessive Christian,
Neil Johnson, Atlanta, Office Manager,
Teresa Tokumon, Las Vegas, Office Manager,
Ben Goodrich, Salt Lake City, Office Worker,
Karen Taylor, Columbus, OH, Stay-At-Home-Mom/Child-Creativity-Supressor
Charles Beatty-Medina, Toledo, OH, History Professor
Alex Haas, Canton, Ohio, Owner of Muggswigz coffee & tea company
George Fronimopoulos, Canton, Ohio, Consultant
Justin, Oklahoma City, OK, Military
Joshua Gay, Yukon, OK,
Jesse Tabish, Stillwater, Oklahoma, Musician
Andrew Brabban, chemist, olympia,
Dharshi Bopedegra, chemist, olympia,
Dustin Dopps, Portland, OR, diagnosed OCD sufferer
Marc McClure, Colorado Springs, Oral Surgeon (Retired),
Todd Giltner, Puyallup, Orchestra Instructor,
Jean Young, Chatham, Organization of anything,
David McIntosh, Orlando, Orthodontist,
Brian Ingalls, Detroit, Orthodontist.,
Jeff Zoll, Lansdale, PA, Graphic Designer
Chris Slazinski, New Wilmington, PA, Student
Laura Dawson, Plymouth Meeting, PA, Director
John Guber, Exton, PA; Computer Analyst,
Tom Pattley, Langhorne PA, Paint,
Bob Williamson, Athens, painter,
Jessica Childers, Houston, Painter,
Windy Lampson, Orlando, Painter,
Tom Driscoll, Somerville, Painter,
Jeremy Myers, Melbourne (Australia), Painter and part-time Pornographer ,
Meg B, Milford, Paralegal,
Carrie Pohlhammer, Laguna Beach, Parties,
Jon Forsyth, Winnipeg, Parts man,
Francisco Migouia, NYC, Pastry Chef
Lori Patrick, Spokane, Penmanship
Matt Verburg, Orlando, Percussionist
Niena Goodwin, Birmingham, Perfectionist
Phillip Buck, Fredericksburg, Perfectionist
Rick Silber, Charleston WV, Petroleum Engineer
Amy Celetti, East Longmeadow, Pharmacy Student
Linda Hoeschler, St. Paul, Philanthropist
Chuck Hughes, Orange, Philosopher
Mark Rothen, Ottawa, Philosophy Student
Dick Notebart, Denver, phone crap
Lucy MacIntyre, Conway, Photo editing
Heather Ohlson, Saint Paul, Photo Lab Tech
Lauren, Claremont, Photographer
Cheryl Gilge, Fullerton, Photography
John Nicholson, Minneapolis, Photoshop
Lucilla Cheung, Hong Kong, Physics
Aaron Ellis, Bel Air, Physics Teacher
Mary Harris (myself), Trinidad, Picture Framer
Robert Nearents, Folsom, Pimping
Stewart Padaso (Stu), N/A, Pirate
Mike Howard, Denver, Pizza Delivery
Mark Kindy, Bentonville, Pizza Delivery Guy
Morgan Gunn, Orinda CA, Pizza delivery guy
Billy, Burlington, Pizza Sauser
jimmy rickets, chicago, plumber
Chris Britnell, England, Plumber
Paula Schofield, Olympia, Polymer Chemistry
Jeff Peak, Northwest Arkansas, portrait photographer
beau jepson, lawrence kansas, potato cannons
Paul BC, Plymouth UK, Precision Engineer
B.T. McCammon, South Bend, Pressman
Beth K, Philadelphia, Process Engineer
Ryan Ellis, Vancouver WA, Procrastination
Kyle D., College Park, Procrastinator
Kellie Robbins, CT, Procrastinator
Bob Zagorskis, Toronto, Procrastinator
adam luther, QA, Production Design
Lucille Wrzeski, Milwaukee, Professional Cake Decorator
Frank Hadley, Atlantic City, Professional carpet installer.
Josh Murray, Forest Grove, Professional Jazz Dancer
George P. Burdell, Atlanta, Professional Student
Alwin Klaassen, West Hollywood, Professional Student
Thom MacFarlane, New York City, Professor
James Trostle, Hartford, Proffessor
Andy Pixel, Seattle, Programmer
Stephen Smith, Silver Spring, Programmer
Jason Moehnke, Austin, Project manager
Chris Craig, Houston, Prompt-e-mail-responder
Alex Lucas, Arlington Heights IL, Proper Dishwasher Loading
Glenda Thomas, New Braunfels, Prostitute
Wendy Sykes, Los Angeles, Public Radio Producer
Sara S., Los Angeles, putting away blocks
Vallie Tilford, Urbana, Putting Shoes Next To Each Other Right-Side-Up
Manni, Louisville, Quizno's Shift Manager
James Carppe, Whakatane (New Zealand), Radio DJ
josh, wichita falls, radio-controlled car building
Annette Dinoto, San Diego, Real Estate Agent
Bill Robb, Phoenix, Realtor
HANSEL T., SCOTTSDALE, REALTOR
Justin Tuttle, Gahanna, Remodeling
Betsy Fowler, San Fancisco, Research Librarian
Terry Galli, Auburn CA, Restaurant Owner and Manager
Karen, Philadelphia, Retail
Christopher Hawk, Jacksonville, Retail Employee
Edgar Crump, Clayton, Retired Machinist (Still Perfect)
Claire Hines, Brookfield, retired principal
Howard Newman, Newport, RI; artist/craftsman/all-around fixer
Izam Perez, Bakersfield, Sales
Tyler Allen, Seattle, Salmon Fisherman
Ben Requena, Raleigh, Saran Wrap Applicator
Jim Waites, Columbia, SC Computer Programmer
chris cockerham, Paragould, Scale tech
Tiffany Liu, Satellite Beach, Schoolwork in General
Laura Brown, Edinburgh, Science crap
Dickie Fleischner, Providence, Sculptor
Benjamin Martin, Pine Ridge, SD
Darren Webb, Victoria BC, SEO Specialist
Jack Lafever, Kokomo, Serin's Lover
Elliott Usher, Columbia, Shakespere's Pizza Pizza Maker,,
Irwin M. Fletcher, Los Angeles, Sheperd,,
Clayton Guy, Spanish Fork, Shipping Manager,,
Patrick M. Sullivan, Montreal, Shower Rescuer,,
Angel David, Owatonna MN, Sign maker,,
Nick Reynders, Saskatoon, SK, Canada, Nuclear Medicine Technologist
Joel Jaffe, Chicago, Slot Machine Designer,,
Alex Swisher, Broomfield, Slutting-it,,
Craig Wilkinson, Bradford (UK), Smoking,,
Mike A. Smith, Long Beach, Smoothie Enthusiast,,
Mike Barbato, Fort Wayne, Snake Handler,,
Benjamin Burton, New York, Soft-boiled eggs,,
Elliot Loh, San Francisco, Software Designer,,
Rob Norton, Amsterdam (Netherlands), Software Engineer,,
Rob Johnston, Brisbane, Software Engineer,,
Cory Wallenstein, Cambridge, Software Engineer,,
Risto Lankinen, Redwood Shores CA, Software Engineer
Katie, Houston, Spelling Nazi
Allison, Portland, spends 30 minutes getting the sheets to hang JUST RIGHT.
Ethan Mulcahy, Naracoorte South Australia, Sports Freak
Steve Bingham, Rexburg, Sports Officiating
Scott J., Canton, Sr. Software Engineer
Amanda Williams, Satellite Beach, Stagecrafting
Sean Whalen, New York, Stock Broker
Brea Lowenburger, Saskatoon Saskatchewan, Student
Adam Lammly, Albany, Student
Hannah Lee, Alpharetta, Student
Chris Lowder, Atlanta, Student
Tiffany Webb, Berkeley, Student
Rebecca Ryan, Birmingham UK, Student
Jari Cuelenaere, Bruges, Student
Craig Becker, Brunswick, Student
Colette Hinckley, Cambridge, Student
ShoShoni Arthur, Casper Wyoming, Student
Cassie Knoop, Crowsnest Pass, student
Allison Hallman, Dahlonega, Student
Charuta Gavankar, Dallas, Student
Charuta Gavankar, Dallas, Student
Erin Smith, Davis, Student
Tong Tong Xu, DC, Student
Kurt Scheibl, England, Student
Jenna Quaranta, Goshen, Student
Jacqueline Twohig, Halifax, Student
Sarah Mayer, Houston, Student
Erika Stolfa, Kingston Canada, Student
Jessica Martinez, Las Vegas, Student
Gabe Chaubet, Little Rock, Student
Ivy Norris, Louisville, Student
Victoria Golden, Louisville, Student
Brandon Dilbeck, Lynnwood, Student
Katie Kildare, Lynnwood, student
Laura Burns, Madison, Student
Katie Miller, New Smyrna Beach (Florida), Student
Adam Smith, Norwich, Student
Erica Hart, Omaha, Student
Michael Matteos, Peachtree City, Student
Erin Cummings, Pittsburgh, Student
Gabi Nygaard, Portland, Student
Ryan Holyk, Richmond, Student
Emily Wade, Rochester/Apalachin NY, Student
Mia Cano, San Antonio, Student
Danny Weltman, Seattle, Student
Leslie Toy, South Pasadena, Student
Sarah Decker, Spokane WA, Student
Katie Garland, St. Louis, Student
Lisa Luongo, Surrey, Student
Lauren Chan, Toronto (Canada), Student
Mike Thompson, Tulsa, Student
Katie Martin, Tulsa OK, Student
Catherine Wrisley, Washington DC, Student
David Banh, Washington DC, Student
David Purger, Washington DC, Student
Jennifer Morris, Kansas City, Student Affairs
Margaret Timmers, Ohio, Student and future Chemist.
Kristen Sherven, Eau Claire, Student of Nursing
Melissa Hoffman, Los Altos, Student.
Jacquelyn Hayat, Nashville, Student.
Ross Noecker, Saint Paul, Student.
Darylynn Cole, Portland, Student/Artist
Lindsay Foltz, Cincinnati, Student/server
Russell Marzette, Atlanta, Student/Slumlord/Political Commentator,
chelsea ballard, buffalo, student/telemarketer,
Marc Ekaf, Scottsdale AZ, Stuntman,
Jan Watson-Hillmann, Denver, Super Mom,
Chris Fowler, Dallas, Supervisor,
Göran (Nils) Nilsson, Houston, Swedish auto mechanic,
Frankie Baenninger, Zurich, Switzerland, Specialty: Barber
Carol Nissen, Paso Robles CA, Taco Bell Regional Manager,
Pee Don Yu, Shanghai, Taxi Driver ,
Nick Seymour, Newbury (UK), Tea Making,
Marie Johnson, Charlottesville, Teacher,
Phil Hayes, Columbus, Teacher,
Carolyn Baker, Houston, Teacher,
Robert Peccini, New Bedford (MA), Teacher,
Michelle D-L, Norristown, Teacher,
Keri Anne Mitchell, Philadelphia, Teacher,
Ian Taylor, Rotherham, Teacher,
Michele McKissick, South Jersey, Teacher,
Arlene Blumenrich, Staten Island, Teacher,
Joe Cascone, Toronto, teacher and theatre director,
Whitney Marrs, Fort Worth TX, Teacher's Aide,
Brenda Morales, Atlanta, Teachers Pet,
Sally Moore, Gainesville, Teaching Assistant,
Sean Hommel, Lovettsville, Teaching Assistant,
Julie Wiese, Seattle, Techincal Writer,
Jeremy McGee, Moncton, Technical Manager,
Stuart Matthews, San Francisco, Technical Support,
Katie Rose, Sacramento/Philadelphia, Tetris,
Jake, Katy, Texas, Stir-frying
Jose Galvan, Sacramento, The perfect burrito bite,
Crazy hair guy, Blacksburg VA, THE PHILLY CHEESE-STEAK,
Adam Hally, Sacramento, Theater Floor Staff,
Danielle B Wegman, South Jersey, Theater Technician,
adam dunn, baltimore, throwing stars,
Brighton West, Atlanta, Throwing Theme Parties,
Dave Y, Jersey UK, Tidiness & DIY,
Paul Charette, Fairfax, Title Examiner,
Bobbie, Baltimore, Toilet Cleaning,
Alice, Fayetteville, Tools,
Jose Lopez, New York, Travel Agent,
Jeannie McLarnon, Whitehorse, Travel Counsellor,
Booker Bennet, Courtenay, Tree Planter,
Johnny Jamros, Lansing, T-shirt organizer,
John Mueller, Austin, TX, Best BBQ Ever.
Julie, Austin, TX, Best Waitress Ever.
Bart Stockton, Beaumont, TX, Desktop Publishing
Debra Boopsingh, Lewisville, TX, Environmental Consultant
Cindy Thomas, Port Neches, TX, Teacher
Dusty Green, Amarillo, TX., News director of KVII-TV
Christian Schwartz, NYC, typeface design,
Bruce Chang, Calgary, University Student,
Lynne Semple, Dartmouth, University Student,
Kalle Kittelson, Chicago 'Burbs, UNIX Engineer,
A. Smith, Richmond, VA.,
Alistair Durie, Barrista (cafe owner), Vancouver, Canada
Rick Tralies, Philadelphia, Vegetable Chopper,
Jennifer Johnson, Kingsville, Veterinary Student,
Marc Bortnick, MD, Vice-President of ford dealer,
Keith W. Krajewski, Orlando, Video Store Manager,
Doron Schachter, NYC, Violinist,
Helen Callus, Santa Barbara, violist,
L. Murray, Fairfax, Virginia,
Kathy Clowes, Front Royal, Virginia, crisis pregnancy counselor
Adam DeFelice, Los Angeles CA, Visual Designer ,
Andi Bray, NYC, Vocalist,
Chris Nelson, Danville, VP of IS/MFG,
Doug Montgomery, Burlington, VT, Cafe Owner
Stephanie Schutte, Bellingham, WA, Medical Receptionist
Sherrard Ewing, Seattle, WA, Data Acquisition
Scott Westering, Tacoma, WA., Football Coach
Alison DesRoches, Summerside, Waitress,
Jeriah Iglesias, San Angelo," Waste Management Specialist"" (Trashman)",
reasonable price, depends on: Mood, weather, and tide.
Spenser Tuneberg, Bay Village, Web Design,
Krystal Keele, Ohio, Web Design Student,
Sarah Alderman, Morrow GA, Web Design/Photo Editing,
Anthony GArone, Pheonix, Web Desiner,
Alison Headley, Houston, web graphics,
Blake O'Hare, Atlanta, Webmaster,
Tonida Smith, Orangeburg, WebMaster,
Mick Sleeper, Edmonton (Canada), Websites,,
Tracy Robinson, Juneau, WI, Financial Sales Representative,
Lynne Edebohls, Madison, WI, Nurse Practitioner, Asthma Specialist
Nick Wiedenhoeft, Madison, WI, Woodworking & mechanics,
Jess, Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin, tha drive-through operatah!,
Julie Athas, Madison, Wisconsin Singer,,
Bill Muntner, Columbus, Woodworking,,
Mark Tiffany, Rochester, Writer,,
Will Romine, Tallahassee, Writer,,
Steve McManus, Los Angeles, Writer/Narcissist,,
Tom Puthuff, Sacramento, Yardwork,,
Britt M. Lewis, Sacramento Ca., You name it. ,,
David Hettinger, Corona, Zombie Defense,,
Tommy Fiorelli,Chicago,Bartender,,
Sean McGee, Boston,Carpenter,,
Coy Detherage, Benton,Computer Programmer,,
Patrick Leland,Columbus(IN),Data Center Operator,
Deron Staffen, Regina(Canada),Desktop Publishing,
Jonathan Frost, Worcester,MA, Measuring (any quantity)
Heather Swain, Biloxi,Pizza Girl,
Rob Dahlstrom,Essex,Police,
ally richard, fredericton,single female lawyer,
Ashley Danley, office adminstrator,St. Louis,
Don Danley, St. Louis,Truck Driver,
Pam; Anniston, AL; Team Leader at a auto carpet manufacturer,,
Jasmine Friedrich, All-Around-Obsessing,,
Lynn Braswell; Vilonia, Arkansas; Office Manager/Accountant,,
Gretl Glick, Atlanta,,
Jonathan Harvey, Auto Service Rep.,,
Jon Warsh, Birmingham,,
Mikaela, Boston,,
Rush Hambleton, Boston,,
David Bratt, Butter Pat Stacking
Gerald Nibbelink; Lancaster, CA; Masonry
Caitlin Larie, California
Steve Baby, California
Rod Surrat San Clemente, California Real Estate
Shelly Dufford, Cape Coral.
Bryan Bryant, Charleston
Kelly Ikert, Chicago
Michael Bajada, Chicago
Samantha Skinner, Chicago
Ian Kumekawa, Clinton CT
Bart Basile, College Station - TX
Trevor White, Columbus Teacher
Dalan McNalley, Computer Programmer
Brenda Lovell, Corporate Credit Manager
Borad Barjers, Detroit
Quinn Smith, Digital Artist
Ben Feuer, Director
Dave Pert, Endwell
Big Bad Brob, England
Charlie Comerford, England
Sarah, Fairfax.
Alex Brigden, Farmer
Sarah Hinger, Feminist Activist
Rachel Hsieh, Flint
Klaus Brouwers, Freiburg (DE)
Dave Anderson, Halifax
Emily Shields, Home-maker/Student
Vanessa Granados, Houston
Hamuel D. Mattsmith; Naperville, Illinois; computer science paladin
Kristen Bresette, Juneau
Febbie Allen, Kentucky
Juan Martinez, Kingsville
E. Kilpatrick, Latin Professor
Alistair Walker, London
Ryan ONeil, Long Island
Jennifer Brace, Love
Stephanie Dilbeck, Lynnwood
James Harder, Making comic strips
Rebekah Draht, Mcdonalds Manager
Anna Kuo, Medical Illustrator
Marcus Umlauff, Melbourne Australia
Abra Jeffers; East Lansing, MI; homework
Brooke Martin, Midland
DJ Heinle, Minneapolis
Bob Bishop, Mountain View
Jessica Johnson, New Haven
Lila Lobdell, New Paltz NY
Charles Odderstol, New York city
Wes Cruver, Northern VA
Albert Leal, Ontario
Jimmy Moyer; Allentown, PA; Construction
Bill Anderson, Police Officer
Kimberly Mickelonis, Portland
Ralph Michaud, Portland Maine
Shane Brentano, Portland OR
Hugh Jasman, Portsmouth
Kerrianne Rondeau, Prep Cook
Kevin Earlywine, Rockford
steve brier, roseville
Sara Osborne, Sacramento
Jeremy Brassard, Salt Lake City
Katy Hotten, Santa Cruz
Angie Conklin, Schoharie NY
Beer Dude; Aberdeen, Scotland
Squits, Sheffield(UK)
Gina Negrini, South Pasadena
Chris Raghebi, St. Louis
Kelly Arl, St. Louis
Anne P. Slatin, Stamford NY
Amanda Wheeler, Student
Leslie King, student
Zach Collier, Student
Jamie Delzeith, Student / Juice Master
Miguel Garza, Tijuana
Abigail, TN
Eddy Chung, Toronto
Kevin Demers, Victoria
Thomas Greenlee; Eau Claire, Wisconsin; specializing in putzing (to the extreme)
Andrew Terrett,
Brendan Murphy
Brett Bachman
Brian Harris
Brit Peters
Buddy Gardineer
Chris Fehnel
Dave Devere London UK Travel Agent
Heidi Jones
Jessica Johnson
Judy Hadfield
Kathy Clowes
"Larry ""The Pancake Man"" Tanner"
Marie Cirelli
Mary H. -Vermont- Hotel Operator
Michael Goetz
Mike LoPresti
Oliver
Oprah
Phillis Orndorf
Rob Cockney
Robert Thompson
Stanley Kubrick
Stefani Vande Lune
Steven Dilbert
Tara Breza
Will Parker
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