Location: In my um... friend's high heel    

No, she totally wasn't a drunken hookup!

Belize
Friday 14th of August 2009 1:22 am

Location: In a bag in my closet    

It was my bike key. Normally I keep secondary keys like this in a bowl on my dresser, but I guess I dumped it out into this bag at some point, perhaps while I was packing and didn't want a bunch of keys rattling around loose.

Rwanda
Friday 14th of August 2009 1:22 am

Location: In the freezer    

I must have had them in my hand when I put away the groceries.

Czech Republic
Friday 14th of August 2009 1:44 am

Location: -    

Just take a photocopy of them and then if you lose them, you'll have a backup set.

United Kingdom
Friday 14th of August 2009 2:10 am

Location: in my pocket    

Real men keep their keys in their pocket. When they remove them it means they are going to bed. When pants go on in the morning, keys go back in. Anyone who differs from this plan has man problems.

Montenegro
Friday 14th of August 2009 2:14 am

Location: 30 ft away from my car    

It's pretty hard to get into your car without the key. It had actually fallen off my keyring while I was walking somewhere, it was a miracle we found it. (Dark parking lot!) Always keep your keys on those keyrings that you can barely pry apart in the first place.

Ireland
Friday 14th of August 2009 2:27 am

Location: In my bag.    

I thought they were lost and gone forever, and got another copy made of my house key. My parents later discovered that I had had a wild party at their house while they were away, and made me give them back my house key. A few days later, I found the keys I had originally thought I'd lost, and had more parties (but we were more careful about cleaning up after ourselves that time.)

United States
Friday 14th of August 2009 3:06 am

Location: I have found my door keys sticking out my door once before. Last saturday I left my car key hanging out my car from 8 hours outside my house while I played cricket. I once hid a babysitter's car keys in a plant pot, forgot about them and went to bed. She had to get a lift home and only when asked the next day did I remember hiding them. I'm not the best with keys.    

United States
Friday 14th of August 2009 3:51 am

Location: I should point out that I am also lousy at picking my home country. UK, not USA. The word "cricket" should have been a clue.    

United Kingdom
Friday 14th of August 2009 3:52 am

Location: Under my scarf.    

I looked everywhere, then I decided to just go to work and hope that my gf would be home when I got back. I grabbed my scarf and, lo and behold, there they were.

Australia
Friday 14th of August 2009 5:00 am

Location: the last place I left them.    

Bhutan
Friday 14th of August 2009 5:12 am

Location: In my wallet    

I must have been pissed off at the sound of my keys jangling in my pocket one drunken night because I apparently put them in my wallet (which is always at a George Costanza level of bulkiness). Took a few hours to realize it the next day.

Bhutan
Friday 14th of August 2009 5:28 am

Location: In my shoe    

I put stuff in my shoes when I take them off at someone's house

Zimbabwe
Friday 14th of August 2009 6:09 am

Location: In the bottom of the toy box    

My son always loved playing with my keys when he was a toddler. I couldn't find them one day and i vaguely remember hear him jangling them around. After a brief interrogation and not so brief search, they turned up...

Djibouti
Friday 14th of August 2009 7:10 am

Location: Sticking out of the trunk lock of my car    

...For 4 hours, on a busy street in downtown Salt Lake City, UT. Someone actually gave them to an employee at a store, and put a note on my windshield. And my car wasn't a P.O.S. car, either.

United States
Friday 14th of August 2009 7:24 am

Location: In the door (duh!) and someone took them!    

I was working as a janitor at a student dorm in the summer. I left the keys in the door while I snuck into an unoccupied room to have a nap. The keys disappeared and someone gave them to the front desk. BUSTED! However, if they didn't find them it was going to cost $20,000 to re-key the whole dorm.

Marshall Islands
Friday 14th of August 2009 7:27 am

Location: at Panda Express.    

After I had backtracked through an entire evening spent at an enormous mall, which included searching through a huge movie theater (and recruiting movie theater employees). Panda Express was the last place I had been.

Iceland
Friday 14th of August 2009 7:51 am

Location: It that guy's shoe in Zimbabwe. I was as surprised as anyone.    

United States
Friday 14th of August 2009 8:14 am

Location: in my car door    

Went to see a movie and couldn't find my keys when I went out to the parking lot. Went back and scanned every row of the theater, checked w/ the employees to see if they were turned in. Went back outside and couldn't find my car! Called a friend to pick me up, walked around to kill time and found my car parked farther than I remembered and my keys sitting in the lock of the car door.

Uzbekistan
Friday 14th of August 2009 8:37 am

Location: In the Bathroom    

When you get home and you really have to pee, everything sort of becomes a blur- and if you're like me, you totally drop everything (groceries, keys, books, bags, whatever) by the bathroom door/in the bathroom to retrieve post-peeing. The keys often end up by the sink- but once you can't find those keys, you never think to check the bathroom. Weird.

United States
Friday 14th of August 2009 8:44 am

Location: in the fridge    

I came home with the keys in my hand, went straight to the fridge, put the keys in to get a bottle and left them there. Took me quite a bit to find them the next time I was leaving the apartment. I've also left my cell phone and the remote control there so often that it's now one of the first places I look when I misplace something:)

Finland
Friday 14th of August 2009 8:55 am

Location: In my rectum    

Par

Haiti
Friday 14th of August 2009 9:07 am

Location: Denim Skirt Pocket    

Keys to the family cottage - must have thrown them in my pocket when leaving the cottage last time. Went on a frantic search to find them the next time we were going to the cottage which was utterly fruitless. After cleaning our house thoroughly 2 weeks later, I picked up the denim skirt to fold it and put it away and lo and behold, there were the keys.

Canada
Friday 14th of August 2009 9:21 am

Location: Front Door    

More than once, I've forgotten to take the keys out of the front door handle after I've opened it. Usually happens when I'm bringing in a bunch of groceries or the like.

United States
Friday 14th of August 2009 9:46 am

Location: In the ignition.    

United States
Friday 14th of August 2009 10:05 am

Location: In pants    

I found some work keys (after asking everyone else if they had them, and frantically looking for copies...) in a pair of pants that had been washed, folded, and put away! They were the same pair of pants I was wearing when I last had the keys, go figure. It took me 2 or 3 weeks to find them. :)

United States
Friday 14th of August 2009 10:09 am

Location: under a couch cushion    

The couch is right inside the front door and, like the person who left them in the bathroom, it was a urinary emergency. I threw them on the couch and didn't think about it until a few hours later when I went to leave again... I also found a pen, some popcorn kernels, and 12 cents.

United States
Friday 14th of August 2009 11:24 am

Location: Inside my dog    

He ate my house key while I was locked inside. Not fun!

United Kingdom
Friday 14th of August 2009 11:40 am

Location: In my son's tricycle seat.    

It was one of those little tykes type trics that have the seat that opens for them to keep their toys. It took a week before they were found by accident.

Canada
Friday 14th of August 2009 11:51 am

Location: In the washer    

Left them in my jeans and then did laundry.

Hungary
Friday 14th of August 2009 12:52 pm

Location: Between my bedframe and the box-spring.    

After a bit of friendly wrasslin' with my then-girlfriend, my keys apparently slid off the comforter and snugly and invisibly wedged themselves there. Next morning, after 25 minutes of late-for-work panic, I found them after having a lightbulb moment: they weren't on/under/behind/around the bed, so the bedframe was the only remaining answer. I felt like a late-for-work Sherlock Holmes.

United States
Friday 14th of August 2009 1:26 pm

Location: On a table    

I remember this one time I couldn't find my keys. I was all, "Oh noes! I can't find my keys, blah blah blah." And then I looked for my keys. And then I found my keys. My keys were on a table. If you lose your keys they might be on a table. ROFLOLWTFBBQ!

Switzerland
Friday 14th of August 2009 1:47 pm

Location: in the dishwasher    

still haven't figured out how they got there

Tunisia
Friday 14th of August 2009 3:14 pm

Location: In my hand    

See also: Glasses, wallet, ID, book, iPod, headphones, camera, and even laptop.

Canada
Friday 14th of August 2009 5:34 pm

Location: in my ignition    

Whenever I am looking like crazy for my keys and I cannot find them, I usually take my spare, get out to my unlocked car (i live in a relatively safe and empty neighborhood) and lo and behold, there are my keys swinging there in the ignition. Thanks.

United States
Friday 14th of August 2009 6:49 pm

Location: In the trash can    

Oops.

Israel
Friday 14th of August 2009 7:21 pm

Location: in my hand    

I once spent 15 minutes looking for my keys, only to realize that I was holding them in my hand the whole time.

Italy
Friday 14th of August 2009 7:44 pm

Location: In a kitchen drawer, in the middle of a field    

The first time I must have been putting away the dishes when I put the keys in the the drawer. The second time the keys must have fallen out of my pocket when I sat down to watch a soccer game.

United States
Friday 14th of August 2009 8:00 pm

Location: on the fake mantle    

My college dorm had some rooms with fireplaces that were bricked up. I used to normally leave my keys on my desk by the door. One day I went all the way across the room and left it behind some stuff on the mantle. WTF. I freaked out until I found them hours later.

Wales
Friday 14th of August 2009 8:40 pm

Location: On the ground in a parking lot    

I found somebody else's keys lying on the ground, and they had a car alarm. I walked around while hitting the button until I found which car they belonged to, wrote down the plate number, and took it to the store's lost-n-found with a note that had the plate number on it.

Luxembourg
Friday 14th of August 2009 8:56 pm

Location: under the lining in a suitcase    

The key somehow poked through the lining in a suitcase. Couldn't find it for years, then was randomly looking under the lining (there's a velcro thingy you can painstakingly undo to remove the lining) and lo and behold there was the key!

Indonesia
Friday 14th of August 2009 9:50 pm

Location: in the bottom of the laundry hamper    

I must have left them in my pocket when I took off my pants, and then they fell out among the rest of the dirty clothes.

Japan
Friday 14th of August 2009 10:16 pm

Location: Packed in with my C-4 strapped around my body.    

Palestinian State*
Friday 14th of August 2009 10:34 pm

Location: Oh well, won't need them in a minute anyway.    

Palestinian State*
Friday 14th of August 2009 10:35 pm

Location: in the pantry between the peanut butter and the vegemite :(    

Australia
Friday 14th of August 2009 10:42 pm

Location: I never did, if you see them scold them and send them home    

Australia
Friday 14th of August 2009 10:49 pm

Location:

lmbo

Botswana
Friday 14th of August 2009 11:26 pm

Location: I have a hook by the door...    

I used to be notorious for losing my keys, leaving them here and there... so now I have a hook by my door. I hang them there first thing when I get home every day! No more lost keys!

New Zealand
Friday 14th of August 2009 11:37 pm

Location: In my car.    

In my car. I have a spare house key in my car and a spare car key in my house (on the theory that I may have one and not the other.)

United States
Friday 14th of August 2009 11:51 pm

Location: In New York    

My girl friend had to come visit me in Florida for a few days, her last night there she used my house keys to lock up as I loaded her bags. 2 hours after her plane left and I finally got home I realized she still had them.

United States
Friday 14th of August 2009 11:55 pm

Location: In a jar of pickles    

If somebody broke into my house...the last place they'd look to find my keys would be the pickle jar in the fridge. I prefer dill over sweet, but a picture of a dancing pickle would be pretty sweet too.

Sweden
Saturday 15th of August 2009 2:18 am

Location: In the ignition    

I returned to my car after lunch at a diner and realized my keys were not in my pocket. I walked up to the car and looked inside and the keys were still hanging in the ignition. Then I noticed the noise and realized I had never turned the car off. But no worries, the doors were all unlocked!

United States
Saturday 15th of August 2009 7:49 am

Location: On my head    

No wait those are my glasses. I still don't know where my keys are. Can you help?

United States
Saturday 15th of August 2009 8:46 am

Location: In the door    

I rarely lose my keys because, if I'm wearing pants, my keys are in them. However, I have left them in the door a shocking number of times. I agree with Montenegro that guy's who don't have their keys on them when they have pockets are strange. It is fun to prank them by closing their door when they step out of their office, though.

United States
Saturday 15th of August 2009 2:25 pm

Location: in the last place i looked    

somehow they always know that they're supposed to be in the last place i check.

Canada
Saturday 15th of August 2009 3:31 pm

Location: Wallet    

My friend lost his key, which was not on a keyring. After 20 minutes of looking frantically, we discovered it slipped inside his wallet, which was in the same pocket.

United States
Saturday 15th of August 2009 4:26 pm

Location: Car seat    

I will take my keys out of the ignition, take off my sunglasses, and swap them for my regular glasses (in the case in the car). Doing this will mean that I will often lay my keys down to have that hand free. This used to be a problem, until I got a car which locks only with the fob on the key. Now I can't lock myself out of the car!

Wales
Saturday 15th of August 2009 5:44 pm

Location: Inside a pringles can.    

I put them there for safekeeping, and then forgot.

United States
Saturday 15th of August 2009 8:22 pm

Location: In the washer.    

United States
Saturday 15th of August 2009 8:44 pm

Location: IN a tampon wrapper    

Vatican City
Sunday 16th of August 2009 8:01 am

Location: In the well with the windshield wipers.    

Stopped in the Columbia river gorge to take a picture. Then we couldn't find the keys to get back in the car. We hadn't walked more than 20 feet from the car, in the middle of a barren wasteland. Still it took us 10 minutes to find the keys.

United States
Sunday 16th of August 2009 3:46 pm

Location: Exactly where I left them    

I have never lost my keys. As such, all people here seem idiotic to my awesome key-keeping skillz. Ph34r.

United Kingdom
Sunday 16th of August 2009 5:16 pm

Location: Your sister's snatch    

I think they fell in when I was finger-banging her. After sexing her, I found the ring stuck on my knob.

Vatican City
Sunday 16th of August 2009 6:12 pm

Location: Laundry Hamper    

The boyfriend and I had been drinking, and he was throwing around the idea of going to get fast food. I guess I hadn't drank enough to think it was a good idea, so I apparently threw both our car keys in the laundry hamper when he wasn't looking...It took us forever to find them the next day...

Palestinian State*
Sunday 16th of August 2009 10:36 pm

Location: On my bed, folded into my blanket    

Maybe if I made my bed more often, this wouldn't be a problem.

United States
Monday 17th of August 2009 8:09 am

Location: Under the mattress    

Threw a bunch of crap on the bed. They slid under the blankets then down to the foot of the bed and under the mattress where the blanket was tucked in. Found them the next time I changed the sheets. Pope Benedict "Da' Emporer" XVI

Vatican City
Monday 17th of August 2009 9:16 am

Location: Pat found them in the driveway, then Deputy Kristy found them in the courtroom    

Lost those suckers twice, and both times, sharp-eyed ladies found them and returned them to me.

Benin
Monday 17th of August 2009 10:43 am

Location: Behind the toilet.    

They'd fallen out of my pants pockets whilst I was sitting on the can.

Sweden
Monday 17th of August 2009 10:59 am

Location: in the wild mountains of Afghanistan    

I was on a patrol in the border region near Pakistan and lost my keys. I looked everywhere, but couldn't find them and went back to the states without them. Four months later, a buddy of mine in another unit passed through the same area and found them in the tall grass just outside our old campsite when he went to take a leak. He recognized my fob and mailed them back to me. Crazy.

Afghanistan
Monday 17th of August 2009 11:28 am

Location: at the inlaws and on top of my car... BAD WEEK!    

I left my keys at the inlaws 3 hours away and had to have them overnighted. Husband didn't have the spare to start the car. 2 days after I got them in the mail, I used them to unlock the garage and put them on top of my car so they would not get lost. I forgot and thought they were locked in the garage and wasn't able to drive for 2 more days, until I found them on top of the car.

United States
Monday 17th of August 2009 12:26 pm

Location: bottom of the hot tub    

had 'em in my pocket (community tub) and didn't realize. Took hours the next day to locate.

United States
Monday 17th of August 2009 5:08 pm

Location: Locked in the safe at work    

Thankfully I'm not the only one with safe keys around here.

United States
Monday 17th of August 2009 6:32 pm

Location: In the cheese.    

I found my keys in the cheese!!!

United States
Monday 17th of August 2009 6:47 pm

Location: in my stomach    

Accidentally swallowed my house key. Had an MRI later and when the machine turned on the key shot through my body, came out, and stuck to the machine. D'oh.

Bahamas
Tuesday 18th of August 2009 6:15 am

Location: On the previous site of a 20' snowbank    

They must have fallen out of my pocket in the mall parking lot. I guess the plow scooped them up. They didn't resurface till spring.

Canada
Tuesday 18th of August 2009 6:50 am

Location: In the fridge at work    

I arrived and put my lunch in the fridge along with my keys that were still in my hand. I'm always leaving them in the car door or the door to our house too.

United Kingdom
Tuesday 18th of August 2009 7:30 am

Location: In the lock to my car's trunk/hatchback    

I had to use a spare key for the car, and they were pointed out to me while sitting in traffic by a friendly motorist.

Norway
Tuesday 18th of August 2009 10:17 am

Location: In the middle of a grassy sports field    

Left them there after practice and it was dark. Had to bring out friends with super-size flashlights to find them. I did a circle pattern and two people did line patterns. Not sure we were very efficient. :)

St. Kitts & Nevis
Tuesday 18th of August 2009 10:59 am

Location: Key Largo    

United States
Tuesday 18th of August 2009 11:28 am

Location: In my hand    

Somehow, I had been picking up things looking under them, while the keys were still in my hand! How is that possible?

United States
Tuesday 18th of August 2009 12:24 pm

Location: It the thermos    

Keep ypu hot keys hot or your cold keys cold

United States
Tuesday 18th of August 2009 2:36 pm

Location: Inside a Coffee Machine    

I was working at a restaurant, and a friend thought it would be funny to hide my keys. However, she completely forgot about it and ended up leaving work with my keys still hidden. Fortunately, after having checked all the spots I could have left them I figured that someone might be messing with me, and I was able to locate them quickly.

United States
Wednesday 19th of August 2009 9:16 am

Location: Still in the front door.    

This happens all the time. Usually on the way in, not out. None of my neighbors have broken in, or knocked to tell me about them.

Cape Verde
Wednesday 19th of August 2009 10:54 am

Location: In the last place I looked (part 2)    

BECAUSE WHY WOULD YOU KEEP LOOKING AFTER YOU FOUND THEM?>?!! nyuk nyuk

United States
Wednesday 19th of August 2009 10:55 am

Location: Down the windshield defrost vent. . .    

Parking with a nice young man named David many years ago. For some reason he pulled the keys out of the ignition and put them on the dash. That was a long walk back to town, but it sure was worth it ;)

United States
Wednesday 19th of August 2009 11:06 am

Location: in my boot    

looked for almost two hours, tore the house to shreds looking... knowing that i had just had my key in my hand.... turns out, i had a hole in my pocket, and the key slid down my leg and stuck in the upper of my boot.... didn't find it till i gave up looking and began taking off my boots cause i was too pissed off to go hiking anymore..

United States
Wednesday 19th of August 2009 3:22 pm

Location: At your mom's ! OH Snap!    

Not really, I don't even know your mom. I'm sure she's a perfectly respectable woman.

Denmark
Wednesday 19th of August 2009 8:21 pm

Location: On the roof of my car    

On the roof of my car after driving about 22km. http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1B3GGIC_enCA270CA271&q=86th+and+scott+road+surrey,+bc&um=1&ie=UTF-8&split=0&gl=us&ei=YNCMSrujLoqHlAf-psGYDA&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1

Canada
Wednesday 19th of August 2009 9:28 pm

Location: In the cuff on the bottom of my pants leg    

Somehow, they slipped out of my pocket as I was taking off my pants and they landed in the cuff at the bottom. I hung the pants up in the closet and didn't find the keys for almost a week, when I wore those same pants again.

Colombia
Thursday 20th of August 2009 10:26 am

Location: At a restaurant in Burbank, CA    

A friend of mine had his private pilot license and we decided to fly from San Diego up to Burbank for dinner. Somehow the keys slipped out of my pocket while in the restaurant. I didn't notice until we had flown back to San Diego and we were standing outside of my car. We ended up getting a taxi to get back home and then flew back up to Burbank again the next day to retrieve said keys.

United States
Thursday 20th of August 2009 11:39 am

Location: On top of a fence    

Going home from work - couldn't find the keys for the car - got a spare set and drove home - next morning when I parked the car I saw them sitting on top of a fence in front of the parking lot - guess I must have droped them, and a nice soul had picked them up and placed them on top of the fence, so they were easy to spot.

Denmark
Thursday 20th of August 2009 1:36 pm

Location: In the ignition    

Go to a drive through ATM outside the bank, wait in line behind two cars, get to the front of the line and the ATM isn't working. Ok, WTF, right? So I pull into a parking spot, wallet still in hand, so I can go inside to the ATM. Step outside of the car and start digging into my pockets, realize the key is missing, still in the ignition. I have to walk home to retrieve my spare.

United States
Thursday 20th of August 2009 3:37 pm

Location: Dishwasher    

no idea. maybe i thought they were dirty?

United States
Thursday 20th of August 2009 6:27 pm

Location: In a sewer grate in Paris    

I locked up my rental bike at a mall in Paris. When I returned, I couldn't for the life of me remember where I put the bike key. I went through my pockets and bag a few times, made frantic calls. Finally I decided to look on the ground nearby, and I found there was a shallow sewer grate under my bicycle, and lo and behold there was the key.

France
Thursday 20th of August 2009 8:19 pm

Location: In the trash can    

Ran inside, changed my clothes, went to leave and couldn't find them. Took me 30 minutes to find them. Apparently I'd seen a piece of paper on the bed and thrown it away, along with the keys in my hand.

Belize
Friday 21st of August 2009 10:20 am

Location: Stapled to my face    

Don't staple your keys on your face. I did this and forgot, and then of course I couldn't see them, because they were stapled to my face. Eventually, though, I caught my reflection in a shimmering pool of my own urine and saw them. Boy was my face red!

Belarus
Friday 21st of August 2009 5:32 pm

Location: In a crocodile    

I was following a pesky kid that could fly and I reached out, whammo that croc snapped off my hand with my key. I had to wear a hook after that and one day I was trying to find a ruby that got swallowed by the same croc, well voila! there they were....fancy that.

Kenya
Monday 24th of August 2009 11:14 pm

Location: In my pocket    

My keys are either in my pocket, or on my dresser, or in my hand, or in the ignition of my running car. If I am traveling for an extended period of time and don't need them, they would be clipped in my carry on suitcase.

United States
Tuesday 25th of August 2009 1:33 pm

Location: still looking    

kays are expensive in Zimbabwe. They want $100,000,000,000,000 for a new one. Inflation sucks.

Zimbabwe
Tuesday 25th of August 2009 4:37 pm

Location: Inside the lining of the baby carriage, where I dreamed they would be    

They'd been gone for days when I had this dream that my keys were glowing, like silver, in the baby carriage. The next day, in the afternoon, I remembered the dream and thought, why not check? The keys had been gone for days, including the mail key, where bills were piling up. Pretty serious. It took my breath away when I found them there. Really weird.

United States
Tuesday 25th of August 2009 8:29 pm

Location: Inside a plastic easter egg.    

My wife and I had been missing one of our garage door opener remotes for nearly a year. One night, I heard the garage door opener starting and stopping suddenly. I found our 5 year old playing with the remote. It had been inside a plastic easter egg, where she (or her sister) had put it months earlier.

United States
Wednesday 26th of August 2009 10:58 am

Location: In the storage room on top of the Christmas decorations    

I locked myself inside--my deadbolt requires key on both sides. Searched frantically, knowing the keys had to be inside because the door was locked. Gave up, got my spare set & went to work. When I got back I tore the house apart. Found them in the storage room on top of the Christmas decorations where I set them when I changed the furnace filter. I had checked on top of the furnace 1st!

United States
Thursday 27th of August 2009 11:59 am

Location: A shoe in the hall closet.    

I had put my keys on a little table in the front hallway and they must have fallen onto the floor which must have been littered with shoes. Then somebody tidied up. It was a few days before I went to put that particular pair of shoes on and found my keys.

Canada
Thursday 27th of August 2009 10:51 pm

Location: Under the car.    

I went to open the car and realized I had no keys, I looked through everything on my person to no luck. Then I noticed the keys had been under the driver's side door for a few hours. Luckily nobody had noticed.

Canada
Thursday 27th of August 2009 10:53 pm

Location: Hello    

Hi

Afghanistan
Friday 28th of August 2009 4:27 am

Location: At the bottom of the swimming pool    

Apparently a preventative measure to keep me from killing myself or others on the road after getting hammered. Thanks man!

United States
Monday 31st of August 2009 10:28 am

Location: Bottom of the river    

Was fishing one summer and it was about 100 degrees F, and I decided to dive off the front of the boat to cool off. Took my phone out of my pocket and jumped in. Swam a little then climbed back in the boat. Saw my wallet floating beside the boat and grabbed it and then checked for my keys. The next 2 hours were spent diving to the bottom till my buddy found them.

United States
Monday 31st of August 2009 11:03 am

Location: In my pocket.    

Sorry but I never lose my keys. Never have, not even once. I think it's a neurosis.

Nauru
Tuesday 01st of September 2009 12:01 am

Location: Between the right side muffler and frame of my street motorcycle.    

Foretunately I had only gone around the block to test a fix to the street motorcycle. All metal keys too so no melting...

Western Sahara
Tuesday 01st of September 2009 1:00 pm

Location: Disneyland    

They fell out of my pocket while riding Space Mountain. The awesome "cast members" there turned them in to lost and found, and I retrieved them at the end of the day. Whew!

Bahamas
Thursday 03rd of September 2009 10:11 am

Location: Hovercraft    

Hovercraft

São Tomé & Príncipe
Thursday 03rd of September 2009 10:19 am

Location: I quit keys    

I actually made it a point to quit all forms of keys. I don't lock my house. My car doesn't require a key to start and I have a HID card to get into my office. I'm actually very pleased with the result. I thoroughly enjoy your site and hijinks.

United States
Friday 04th of September 2009 10:05 am

Location: Stuck in the rear weather stripping of a friend's car!    

I set my keys on the roof of a friend's car after work one night. She left before I did. I didn't remember putting them there. The next day as she drove up I saw them stuck in the weather stripping of her back window. They slid off of the roof and stuck there for a 60 mile round trip journey!

Czech Republic
Tuesday 08th of September 2009 1:12 pm

Location: in my friends truck in Florida. Or rather, he found them in his truck and called to tell me.    

P.S. I live in North Carolina.

United States
Friday 11th of September 2009 9:34 pm

Location: Sacramento - a side street off Watt north of Fair Oaks    

While parking my car I found a key ring with dozens of keys-- like some janitor had lost it. I contacted some likely places nearby but no luck. I contact the police but then I'd have to drive downtown. No way. I accidentally left it with a girl I dated (not my problem any more). I hope they weren't Rob's keys.

United States
Saturday 12th of September 2009 3:26 pm

Location: Embedded in an ice cube    

My husband lost his keys, which he NEVER does. About a week and a half later later, the refrigerator dispensed an ice cube with part of the keys sticking out of it. We never did figure out how it got there.

United States
Friday 18th of September 2009 7:18 am

Location: under my windchimes    

I have no idea how I left them there, but one evening I found my keys under the windchimes in the back yard.

United States
Tuesday 22nd of September 2009 4:26 pm

Location: my roommate's purse    

I had a wallet with a keyring on it, so when I lost one I lost the other. Upended my whole damn dorm room, furniture lifting and all. Exhausted, I spied her purse and figured it was worth a look. I guess she grabbed a handful of stuff and tossed it in her purse without looking? Ergo: not my fault, I AM BLAMELESS IN THE KEY LOSING DEPARTMENT.

United States
Monday 28th of September 2009 11:35 pm