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Congratulations!



Orlando Bloom
Sunday 27th of April 2008 1:52 am



Wow! I would love to be able to finish a marathon. I'm usually too cracked out or filming a horrid movie. Maybe someday though!



Lindsey Lohan
Sunday 27th of April 2008 4:10 am



I gave him the ability to finish the marathon, just so you know.



Oprah
Sunday 27th of April 2008 4:11 am



POPCORN!



Orville Redenbacher
Sunday 27th of April 2008 4:11 am



Like, a marathon? Wow! Lol! Money can't buy legs!



Evil Paris Hilton
Sunday 27th of April 2008 4:12 am



Yesssssh. Marathonsh are very important. I shalute you, Calm Tom. Hahahah



Sean Connery
Sunday 27th of April 2008 4:12 am



I FUCKING LOVE RUNNING!



King Tut
Sunday 27th of April 2008 4:13 am



Yes, yes, the Boston Marathon. But can you look sexy running on the beach?



David Beckham
Sunday 27th of April 2008 4:13 am



Yes, yes, the Boston Marathon. But can you look sexy running on the beach in bright red shorts?!



David Hasselhoff
Sunday 27th of April 2008 4:14 am



I have no heart and therefore don't care that you succeeded at all.



Dick Cheney
Sunday 27th of April 2008 4:14 am



Marathons! ROCK ON!



Jack Black
Sunday 27th of April 2008 4:14 am



Oui, j'adore ze marathons.



Audrey Tautou
Sunday 27th of April 2008 4:15 am



Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm so loud and crazy!



Andy Dick
Sunday 27th of April 2008 4:15 am



Marathons are all well and good as long as you are RIGHT WING. ARE YOU RIGHT WING?! OR ARE YOU RUNNING A COMMUNIST MARATHON?!



Bill O'Reilly
Sunday 27th of April 2008 4:16 am



What's the deal with Marathons? Just a bunch of running from one point to another. I don't get it! Now treadmills, those I can understand.



Jerry Seinfeld
Sunday 27th of April 2008 4:17 am



You finished! Now let's F***ING PARTY! WOOOOOOOHOOOOO!



Tara Reid
Sunday 27th of April 2008 4:17 am



see you in hell!



Charleton Heston
Sunday 27th of April 2008 8:57 am



clam tom



Fred Armisen
Sunday 27th of April 2008 9:10 am



Well done!



Caveman
Sunday 27th of April 2008 9:31 am



That is awesome! Is this one of your life goals? I know there is a site somewhere where you can list your life goals, and then when you finish them, you can write about them. I forget where it is though. Great story.



Matt Damon
Sunday 27th of April 2008 10:36 am



That was so hot!



Evil Paris Hilton
Sunday 27th of April 2008 12:48 pm



I'm too busy being dead to run a marathon. Plus I already know I would ultra-win. I mean, I WAS Moses. Moses rulez!



Charleton Heston
Sunday 27th of April 2008 1:07 pm



A particular way or manner of moving on foot is called a GAIT not gate. Jeesh, that was so easy even I...you know.



Caveman
Sunday 27th of April 2008 1:52 pm



I only like articles with pictures.



Cher
Sunday 27th of April 2008 3:34 pm



Go Calm Tom!!



Leonardo DiCaprio
Sunday 27th of April 2008 3:55 pm



Very cool story!



Adam Savage
Sunday 27th of April 2008 5:32 pm



Huh.



Elvis
Sunday 27th of April 2008 6:27 pm



congratulations calm tom!



Ira Glass
Sunday 27th of April 2008 6:42 pm



horray!!!! Yuppa tha marathon!!!



Bill Murray
Sunday 27th of April 2008 10:00 pm



wicked sweet man! i couldn't do it =O



Amanda Bynes
Sunday 27th of April 2008 10:10 pm



I think the website matt damon was talking about is called 43things.com



Leonardo DiCaprio
Sunday 27th of April 2008 10:27 pm



Catch /me/ if you can.



Leonardo DiCaprio
Sunday 27th of April 2008 10:48 pm



I wish I had the grit do that. That's awesome.



Mohammad Al-Baradei
Monday 28th of April 2008 6:12 am



Train on the road next time. I've done 9 marathons in the last 18 months, you have to train if your going to get below 5 hours (and still be able to walk the next day) Good job on finishing! But be careful, marathons are addictive. Soon you will not be satisfied with the high and start looking at 40 mile runs or the 100's.




Monday 28th of April 2008 7:39 am



Crap. I'm doing a half-marathon this weekend, and that sounds bad enough. Finishing 13 miles and then only being HALF done sounds positively awful.



Christian Bale
Monday 28th of April 2008 11:14 am



I'm making a movie about marathon runners. I take my shirt off at mile 1 and don't put it back on until the closing credits.



Will Farrell
Monday 28th of April 2008 11:28 am



Girly Man.



Arnold Shwarzenegger
Monday 28th of April 2008 11:37 am



God is proud of you my son.



Cardinal Alexandre do Nascimento
Monday 28th of April 2008 12:16 pm



I don't even know you, but I'm very proud of you. Great Job!



Bono
Monday 28th of April 2008 2:51 pm



I've walked two half-marathons.



Ed Helms
Monday 28th of April 2008 3:28 pm



GOOD JOB CALM TOM!



Ann Heche
Monday 28th of April 2008 3:39 pm



you are an american icon...i however, like peas



Ann Heche
Monday 28th of April 2008 3:52 pm



this guy is awesome. calm tom.



Cardinal Antonio Maria Rouco Varela
Monday 28th of April 2008 6:00 pm



thats really cool. i think i inspire to be like this dude



Bill Murray
Monday 28th of April 2008 7:39 pm



that's the awesomest thing i've read for a long time. way to go Calm Tom!



Iphone
Monday 28th of April 2008 10:59 pm



Pah that's nothing. Try running with 50,000 fans screaming at you. Or try running from the Po-lice.



OJ Simpson
Tuesday 29th of April 2008 2:38 am



That marathon could have been made better if it was a fundraiser for gay and abortion rights!!!!!!!!!! Yayyyyyyy gays and abortion!!!!!



Nancy Pelosi
Tuesday 29th of April 2008 7:21 am



I think a name change is appropriate to Calm Tom Marathon.



Bill Murray
Tuesday 29th of April 2008 9:40 am



Hey, I was there, at Heartbreak Hill, cheering. How did your brother do? Did he finish, too?



Haley Joel Osment
Tuesday 29th of April 2008 11:31 am



You call it jogging, I call it running around.



Will Farrell
Tuesday 29th of April 2008 12:47 pm



Hovercraft



Evil Paris Hilton
Tuesday 29th of April 2008 4:04 pm



If only I could have gotten a hostage released for every mile you ran, Calm Tom.



Jimmy Carter
Tuesday 29th of April 2008 4:29 pm



Fascinating! Way to go!



Natalie Portman
Wednesday 30th of April 2008 8:29 pm



wow, great story for those of us that have just started running and aspire to a marathon.... I started running in Dec, and started mountain bike racing in Jan and am struggling through both, Hopefully i will have a marathon story to tell in the next year!!!



Toby McGuire
Thursday 01st of May 2008 8:16 am



I know about being calm. I've spent a lot of time studying the subject. You don't know calm. I do. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.




Thursday 01st of May 2008 4:38 pm



You go girl!



Oprah
Thursday 01st of May 2008 11:39 pm



Why wasnt I invited?? Im FAMOUS for running!!



Jennifer Wilbanks
Friday 02nd of May 2008 8:59 pm



Question: AIDS, Africa, Poverty, Marathons! What do they all have in common? Answer: I wear cool sunglasses!



Bono
Friday 02nd of May 2008 9:49 pm



That "famous guy" pushing his son in a wheelchair is Dick Hoyt. His son, Rick, suffered a brain injury when he was born (the umbilical cord wrapped around his neck, depriving him of oxygen). The doctors said he'd be a vegetable all his life and his parents should institutionalize him. The doctors were wrong. You can read more about the Hoyts at their web site, http://www.teamhoyt.com. It's really an amazing story.



Bill O'Reilly
Monday 05th of May 2008 11:49 am



rayna




Monday 05th of May 2008 8:46 pm



Ha! I didn't see or hear you pass me. I was wheeled in a casket by my slaves. You're going to have to try harder next time if you want outrun King "Too-Fast-For-Calm-Tom" Tut!



King Tut
Monday 05th of May 2008 11:54 pm



The Boston Marathon is a hoax! It is nothing but a mass hallucination! Open your eyes- the truth is out there!! No but seriously: excellent read. Sounds like it was a lot of fun :)



David Duchovny
Wednesday 07th of May 2008 6:40 pm



You would've run a lot faster if I had been chasing you with a meat cleaver. You're a pathetic little girl.



OJ Simpson
Thursday 08th of May 2008 12:09 am



The American people have been hypnotized into believing that bandit runners are stealing from America and causing everyone to run slower. My new documentary reveals this so-call "truth". It clearly shows 3hr qualifiers getting to the amenities 2hrs before some 5hr bandit runners arrived. And the faster ones put pressure on everyone to run faster to get to the amenities first. Watch my documentary and witness the real truth!



Michael Moore
Friday 09th of May 2008 10:57 pm



Calm Tom has left the building.



Elvis
Sunday 11th of May 2008 10:15 pm



I like Tom's story. I'm pretty amazed he went from 5 miles to 26 in one shot, but he made it!




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