Unfortunately, the smoke was too much for Keith. His asthma overtook him, and we had to call in the Flashy Peppermint Van.

A horrific crash ensued, with a huge 9-car pile-up. Tires were bouncing all over the place! Bumpers came untethered! and the fans went absolutely crazy!

Keith was crushed under Ambur's bug, and he broke 2 ribs. Luckily, these were the ribs he had ordered in the drive-thru, not his own.

The track was finally clear and we got moving again, zipping around the Carl's Jr.

The manager stepped outside calmly, contemplating his next move. We weren't exactly customers, and we weren't exactly approachable.

Lap #9. The white flag came out waving.

These cars are all moving really fast by the way.

Like 20,000 mph*, easy.

*meters per hour

And in minutes, the race was over! Lil' Shank in the 03 Acura had led the whole way!

If he could avoid disqualification for that ice incident, he would be the winner!

We pulled into the parking lot.

please read page six of the NASCAR drive-thru