The Price of Animals

Animals! They are great, aren't they? And they are valuable... especially the mammals.
Many animals are for sale. Painstaking research, (calls to Petsmart and emails to Brooke Byrd and the USDA) has revealed their typical cash prices.

 

 

Ladybug 1¢

 

 

Cricket 11¢

 

 

Angel Fish $6

 

 

Chicken $7.50

 

 

 

Guinea Pig $35

 

 

Corn Snake $50

 

 

 

Dog (Male Boxer from Shelter) $121

 


Pig $250

 

 

 

Ostrich (Female) $750

 

 


Cow $800

 

 

 

Horse (riding) $2,500

 

 

 

Bluefin Tuna (550 lbs.) $7,700

 

  Elephant $13,000

http://www.elephantsinsrilanka.org/docs/status_domestic_elephants_sl_2003.pdf

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