The Golden Ring Diet

 

Dear Rob,

Enclosed are pictures of my uncle before and after.



Thank you so much for your amazing new diet! Rambo and I have been working with each other toward our weight loss goals for seven years without any success. Your diet has been the first real breakthrough for Rambo! He's lost nine pounds in the last 48 hours. I can't believe it! I haven't been able to stop crying. I'm just so happy for him...of course, the diet is starting to work for me too, but I realize that it may take a bit longer to notice in a 450 lbs person as opposed to a 40 lb dog! But Rambo's success has made me a firm believer. I'll send you my own photos soon!

Eagerly,

Mona from Dayton, SC
 

"Before trying the Golden Ring Diet,  I was a worthless, unmotivated vagabond, willing to do anything for a cheeseburger and maybe a hug. I was desitute, alone, and undeserving of anything but Wendy's 99cent menu. But now after trying Golden Ring Diet I've realized I can be fourteen sizes smaller and still be able to carry the baggage of pure self loathing with me! Thanks Golden Ring Diet!"


Clarke N.

 

I actually did lose a lot of weight last year on the Golden Ring diet. In 9 months I lost 70 pounds. Unfortunately, a month after going off the diet, my gallbladder exploded and I had to have emergency surgery. I've gained back 20 pounds and I now have 3 scars on my stomach. 

-Holly D.


 

 

 

Hi Rob,

I just wanted to thank you for your a-m-a-z-i-n-g diet. I don't know where I would be right now if it hadn't been for your diet plan. Six month ago, my best friend and I hit rock bottom and the future was looking bleak. We even stopped roller blading downtown at the waterfountain.

Then I read about your diet plan and shared it with Ben. We decided that we just had to give it a shot.

Now look at us! Ben and I both feel great and have great energy levels all day long! My life when from mundane to eXtreme!!!

Thanks again Rob,

Damon & Ben


Your miracle diet worked miraculously! My friends and co-workers have stopped bullying me and sticking my head in uncomfortable places, and now all they want to do is make sweet sweet love to me! Thanks Rob!

 

 


Rob,

Your diet caused me to lose weight by basically making my body more 
squat and compact. It also turned my beer into a burrito, which has 
slightly less alcohol and gluten.

-- 
Jason J Brunet
www.jeffthefish.com

 

Dear Rob,

Your diet was amazing!
Over the month I was on it, I slimmed down quite a bit! It was really easy to follow and I was very pleased with the results. The only minor side effects were two-dimensionality and monochromatic skin. I'm not sure, but I think the two-dimensionality was a major factor in my weight loss. Thank you so much for developing this incredible diet.

Jimmy



I lost 45 pounds in 7 months.

Cassandra Palko

 

 

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