Here is a list of bad things that can happen to you, from not-so-bad to extremely bad. The numbers on the right are units of "badness", known to the philosophy set as dolors. You can read more about those on philosophy websites. Please don't write me to tell me I've spelt "dollars" wrong.

If you would like to add a bad thing to the list, check through the list first, to see if it is already on there. Furthermore, don't make it worse than getting crucified upside down.