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From 2:30 to 3:30 p.m., I'll be somewhere inside Arden Fair Mall in Sacramento, doing some leisurely shopping. My personal assistant will be on vacation at this time, so I'll be doing it on my own, perhaps disguised with a baseball cap to keep the the crush of autograph-seekers to a minimum. 

During this span of time, I invite all able-bodied cameramen and camerawomen to capture paparazzi-style photos of my public excursion in the mall.

After the event, please send a copy, or a link to your best photos to me, rob@cockeyed.com. On the Wednesday after the event, Stacy and I will judge the best, most tabloid-worthy photo, and award a few prizes.

First prize will be $100, Second and third prize will be a cockeyed.com T-shirt. Everyone who participates will get a link from Cockeyed.com to their webpage. There will also be a prize for the person who captures the MOST pictures of me in that hour.

I'll try to work out a place to meet up afterward.

I think this could be a lot of fun.

Send me an email if you have a question, and I'll post a FAQ.

Update! This is going to be incredible.

Another prize has been added: March. 

The most tabloid-calendar-worthy photo from this event will grace the month of March on the 2007 Cockeyed.com wall calendar.