Here is a list of bad things that can happen to you, from not-so-bad to extremely bad. The numbers on the right are units of "badness", known to the philosophy set as dolors. You can read more about those here. Please don't write me to tell me I've spelt "dollars" wrong.
At the bottom is a link to add a "bad thing", but read through it first to make sure your miserable experience isn't already on the list.
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