I get lots of spam. Lots.
The image below, from a Gift Fox spam email made an impression on me because of the woman's
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A while later, I received a few Giftfox emails with the image below.
They've chosen a bag together!
That is so nice, and look how well it will fit on her shoulder with that pre-suspended purse-strap!
How he manages to keep his eyes on that photoshopped-in purse, I'll never know! That dress is see-thru. I'd be telling her to pretend to hold the purse a little higher if I were him.
Is he only interested in the soon-to-be-pasted-in fashionable bag?
No, no, that can't be it. He has his arm around her. They are definitely an item!
A few days later, I got this spam email from EliteMate.
I knew it!
The first two spam mails made it look as though they were bf/gf, but they were just SHOPPING TOGETHER!
He probably finally met Mr. Right, and now she is hitting the singles scene at EliteMate by herself.
Good for her. She has that dress too, so you know she won't have any problem getting noticed.
A few days later, I got this email from WhereChristiansMeet.com.
Now it looks like they have both forsaken their material things (except for the dress), given up their separate lives of sin, found Christ and true love!
Can this unsolicited commercial storybook opera have come to an end?
Only my spam filter knows for sure!
Sept. 3rd, 2004
Also, Adolfo wrote with his observations:
The other day I read your story about "an unsolicited commercial love
Dave wrote Monday morning:
This may be beating a dead horse, and perhaps you've been notified of this already, but...
Alicia is using a pseudonym, trolling for dates as Megan. The audacity, using her picture while perpetrating a lie on the unsuspecting lonely male population!
And Elysse, Hedda, Meg and Maggie wrote to tell me that she is doling out beauty tips on MSN women.
Chris wrote with this image, but didn't screen-capture the rest of the ad.
Here is a picture of Alicia, she popped up while surfing, I was kind of excited to see her, not just to 'see' her, but I feel as if I know a celebrity with all that I have read about her on your site. Which by the way is Awesome and the first site I look at each day. Keep up the great work.
Craig wrote with this eHarmony banner. Could it be? Alicia getting married? It
is hard to tell if that is her without a look at her
Update Sept. 14th.
Tara alerted me to this kiosk at UCLA, and Eric Lawrence came through with two photos.
An ad in the center of the image, close-up below.
Aye! Alicia is pregnant? Who is the father!? Did she get married?
They can NOT stop these ads with this cliffhanger! Arrrr!!
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