With Pope John Paul II in ill health, Catholic officials are eyeing his potential replacements around the world.
The final decision is made by secret ballot, but before that time comes, many different candidates are considered and given an initial rating based on their personality, drive, conviction and other holy qualities. Here are the candidates and their approximate current standings as of Friday night.
Current Papal Rating
Cardinal Antonio Marķa Rouco Varela
|Cardinal Ivan Dias|
|Cardinal Roger Etchegaray|
|Cardinal Alexandre do Nascimento|
|The White Bishop|
|Gandalf the Grey|
|Cardinal Mark Grudzielanek|
|Gandalf the White|
|The Guy that keeps losing another loan to DiTech|
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April 2nd, 2005.