New! From the makers of the original fake clock!

Introducing the instant outlet!

These simple cards are printed with the full color image of an electrical outlet.

With just two inches of adhesive tape, you can instantly install a new outlet almost anywhere (non-adhesive cards will not stick on their own). 

Try them in the kitchen, in restrooms, and on aquariums.

Suitable for temporary exterior use, but not waterproof. 

Great for fun in the office, the home, hospital, closet, garage, laundry room, barber shop, gym, slaughterhouse, demilitarized zone, stables, basement, confessional, portapotty, theatre, meat locker, phone booth, shower, attic, darkroom, courtroom, bus station, airport, kitchen, bath, dressing room, tar pits, armory, freezer, bookmobile or greenhouse.

The instant outlet is an affordable 63¢, plus 37¢ postage, for a total of $1 in the US.

Instant outlet is also sold in packs of 5 for $2.63, plus 37¢ postage, for a total of $3.

Send payment to:

Rob Cockerham
P.O. Box 161574
Sacramento, CA 95816

Don't forget to include your return address.

Or pay with PayPal! Paypal price is slightly higher (35¢ more) than cash price due to Paypal fee structure.

No electrician's license necessary! Just attach with some adhesive tape or fugitive glue and you'll be electrically empowered like never before!

Uses no AC current!

Yes! Even in the 'fridge! Extension cords are a thing of the past!

No grounding adapter needed!

Stop paying $10, $20, or even $40 for a printed instant outlet on ebay! Send for yours today! Satisfaction guaranteed!

The instant outlet is 63¢, plus 37¢ postage, for a total of $1 in the US.

Also sold in packs of 5 for $2.63, plus 37¢ postage, for a total of $3.

Send payment to:

Rob Cockerham
P.O. Box 161574
Sacramento, CA 95816

Don't forget to include your return address. Payment can also be made using Paypal, but price will be slightly higher ($1.35 for one)