2005 Cockeyed.com Calendar

Not certain if the Cockeyed.com calendar is the right purchase for you? Weighing the gift-giving value of a wall calendar? Behold these staggering testimonials, and begin digging for the reciept for that Cinderella Man DVD!
Well, actually, I had a leeetle problem installing my new spam filter, and corrupted my inbox. So unfortunately, I only have two testimonials remaining. They are presented below, in purple, accompanied by photos from Mark and Stacy's Christmas Party.
Dear Rob, I just got the 2006 calendar and LOVE it! I never knew true love until I opened that manila envelope and saw her rare beauty! The extras are nice, too, but the calendar is the apple of my eye. We’ll be married in the spring if my divorce goes through (and the commitment petition fails). Thanks for introducing us! -Eric “I love my calendar girl” Renshaw

Hey Rob, I received my 2006 Cockeyed calendar in the mail today. Are you trying to make it into a collector's item early, or did you not mean to put the months in the following order: January February March August May June July April September October November December? I know, I know, I shouldn't have been peeking at what each month had in store, but now I'm kind of afraid of the time experiment it looks like you are plotting! That baby June is going to be growing up a lot faster than you had expected. Printing error...or evil plot to get her out of babyhood quicker? Tell me what's up! Best, Erin Blakemore
Dear Rob, I got the 2006 calendar today, and I love it!! You did a great job on it and I also appreciate the doughnut sticker and fake outlet! Thanks! Adam Towell (Dec. 12th on the calendar)
Hey Rob, First off, your newfangled calendar is clearly superior to it's predecessor. I eagerly await January 1 when this distinguished tabular array of the days will intantly spring into action (and perplex my coworkers). Bless you. Second, I SAW YOU IN THE NEW MAKERS: BOOK TODAY AND THOUGHT WOW! I MET THAT DUDE! ROCK ON! -Randy
The Calender is awesome, how the months flow from March to August is simply AMAZING! I wish everyone could have one with my name on it, that way I would get lots of presents. Oh yea.... Maybe you could do a "what's inside" Calenders ;) -Adam
I received my calendar last night when I got home and was so excited to check it out. I did not think it was possible, but this calendar even exceeds last years in quality and humor. Glad to see that you got the order of those months worked out. I think next year you need to duplicate a month other than January ? if you really are trying to shift the calendar why always have January first? I would recommend July. I also greatly appreciate your generosity in including the extra outlet. With Holiday lights and such needing plugs these day, a additional outlet really helps out. Nigel Minneapolis

Hi Rob, I guess my email got blown up with the rest, so i am to following up with another. Firstly, love the site, it keeps me occupied during the day when I should be working. Of course, being the self-absorbed princess that I am, I had to check my birthday out right upon calendar arrival, and woohoo! I'm first! (December 21st) Then, like Erin, I peeked at all the other months to get an idea of the fun that awaits me every month, and noticed that the "A" months got swapped! Living in Canada, things are somewhat backwards, so I had to check another calendar to make sure it wasn't just me, and that maybe you had sent the Canadian version up north. Sure enough, April still comes after March up here....go figure :c) No worries, in true Cockeyed style, I have cut and pasted the months back in order. After getting stuck to my table with glue, and a nasty cut from my evil scissors, I realized I could have just turned to the opposite month when it came to it, but I am single-minded and am required to turn the pages in order, otherwise my cat starts to worry about my sanity. That statement probably has you worrying about my sanity. In any case, I wanted to say thanks for the awesome work you do, it's a highlight of my day to check what's new in the Cockeyed world. Wishing you a very Merry Ho Ho Ho, and all the best for 2006. Cheers, Andrea Coyle
The calendars are $15, plus $1.80 shipping and handling, for a total of $16.80. Please add $3 if you need shipping to Australia or New Zealand.
You are also welcome to send a check or money order or $16.80 to Rob Cockerham P.O. Box 161574 Sacramento, CA 95816 Thanks!
It made my day when I came home form work and saw it in my mailbox. But I have one quarrel with you. Do some clerical error you made me 10 days younger then I am. My birthday is on Jan 10th not the 20th, but seeing you had soooooo many names to put on, you were bound to have a mistake. Its cool, I dont mind that much. I just figured you would like to know that, but if you exclude that one one thing, "I am 139% satisfied with the 2006 Cockeyed.com calendar!" - George Fronimopoulos
Hi Rob, Got the calendar today! Totally love it & it's already gone around the workplace with everyone asking "what the hell?" I've attached a picture which includes the "Welcome to Darwin" sign down the wharf... just cos I can. Keep up the great work & look forward to more crazy antics on Cockeyed.com in 2006! Have a great Christmas and an awesome New Years! Andrew Darwin
Hey Rob, Just wanted to say thanks again for the calendar! Already, I'm the envy of all my coworkers. I have it proudly displaying January right next to my Ferret Frenzy World Tour calendar, so each month there will be a hot competition :) (Cockeyed is clearly the winner this month). I've attached a photo so you can see what you're up against. Thanks again! -nick

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