After weeks of surveillance, I've found the source. It is Carl's Jr. restaurant. (Hardee's on the east coast) |
My new job at EDS is about 20 minutes away from my home, so I'm experiencing the longest commute of my life. During this commute, I began to notice an army of drivers equipped with bluetooth headsets. Where were they coming from? What is their mission?
Immediately, I began tailing them. Actually, it was more like tailgating. |
After collecting some vectors, I really got to work. I integrated sophisticated triangulation equipment and the Google Maps API. Within hours I was able to narrow the source node with a 74% chance of success. The numbers indicated a four-acre "hot spot" of land off of Sunrise Blvd. and White Rock Road. |
Bluetooth headquarters was sitting right in the center. It was Carl's Jr. They were ordering Six-Dollar Burgers. Utilizing the staple remover from my car's glove compartment, I disguised myself as one of them. I was able to surreptitiously snap some covert images of the HQ interior, seen here. |
I'm not sure what their long-term plan is, or even if they have one, but they are so damn connected, it is just kind of scary. |
Based on your own bluetooth headset observations, what might be the mission for this bluetooth headset corps? (optional) |
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April 25, 2006