Congratulations!
Orlando Bloom
Sunday 27th of April 2008 1:52 am
Congratulations! |
 Wow! I would love to be able to finish a marathon. I'm usually too cracked out or filming a horrid movie. Maybe someday
though! |
 I gave him the ability to finish the marathon, just so you know. |
 POPCORN! |
 Like, a marathon? Wow! Lol! Money can't buy legs! |
 Yesssssh. Marathonsh are very important. I shalute you, Calm Tom. Hahahah |
 I FUCKING LOVE RUNNING! |
 Yes, yes, the Boston Marathon. But can you look sexy running on the beach? |
 Yes, yes, the Boston Marathon. But can you look sexy running on the beach in bright red shorts?! |
 I have no heart and therefore don't care that you succeeded at all. |
 Marathons! ROCK ON! |
 Oui, j'adore ze marathons. |
 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm so loud and crazy! |
 Marathons are all well and good as long as you are RIGHT WING. ARE YOU RIGHT WING?! OR ARE YOU RUNNING A COMMUNIST
MARATHON?! |
 What's the deal with Marathons? Just a bunch of running from one point to another. I don't get it! Now treadmills, those
I can understand. |
 You finished! Now let's F***ING PARTY! WOOOOOOOHOOOOO! |
 see you in hell! |
 clam tom |
 Well done! |
 That is awesome! Is this one of your life goals? I know there is a site somewhere where you can list your life goals,
and then when you finish them, you can write about them. I forget where it is though. Great story. |
That was so hot! |
I'm too busy being dead to run a marathon. Plus I already know I would ultra-win. I mean, I WAS Moses. Moses rulez!
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A particular way or manner of moving on foot is called a GAIT not gate. Jeesh, that was so easy even I...you know. |
 I only like articles with pictures. |
 Go Calm Tom!! |
 Very cool story! |
 Huh. |
 congratulations calm tom! |
 horray!!!! Yuppa tha marathon!!! |
 wicked sweet man! i couldn't do it =O |
I think the website matt damon was talking about is called 43things.com |
Catch /me/ if you can. |
 I wish I had the grit do that. That's awesome. |
 Train on the road next time.
I've done 9 marathons in the last 18 months, you have to train if your going to get below 5 hours (and still be able to
walk the next day)
Good job on finishing! But be careful, marathons are addictive. Soon you will not be satisfied with the high and start
looking at 40 mile runs or the 100's. |
 Crap. I'm doing a half-marathon this weekend, and that sounds bad enough. Finishing 13 miles and then only being HALF
done sounds positively awful. |
 I'm making a movie about marathon runners. I take my shirt off at mile 1 and don't put it back on until the closing
credits. |
 Girly Man. |
 God is proud of you my son. |
 I don't even know you, but I'm very proud of you.
Great Job! |
 I've walked two half-marathons. |
 GOOD JOB CALM TOM! |
you are an american icon...i however, like peas |
 this guy is awesome. calm tom. |
thats really cool. i think i inspire to be like this dude |
 that's the awesomest thing i've read for a long time. way to go Calm Tom! |
 Pah that's nothing. Try running with 50,000 fans screaming at you. Or try running from the Po-lice. |
 That marathon could have been made better if it was a fundraiser for gay and abortion rights!!!!!!!!!! Yayyyyyyy gays
and abortion!!!!! |
I think a name change is appropriate to Calm Tom Marathon. |
 Hey, I was there, at Heartbreak Hill, cheering. How did your brother do? Did he finish, too? |
You call it jogging, I call it running around. |
Hovercraft |
 If only I could have gotten a hostage released for every mile you ran, Calm Tom. |
 Fascinating! Way to go! |
 wow, great story for those of us that have just started running and aspire to a marathon.... I started running in Dec,
and started mountain bike racing in Jan and am struggling through both, Hopefully i will have a marathon story to tell
in the next year!!! |
 I know about being calm. I've spent a lot of time studying the subject. You don't know calm. I do. You'll be hearing
from my lawyer. |
You go girl! |
 Why wasnt I invited?? Im FAMOUS for running!! |
Question: AIDS, Africa, Poverty, Marathons! What do they all have in common?
Answer: I wear cool sunglasses! |
That "famous guy" pushing his son in a wheelchair is Dick Hoyt. His son, Rick, suffered a brain injury when he was born
(the umbilical cord wrapped around his neck, depriving him of oxygen). The doctors said he'd be a vegetable all his
life and his parents should institutionalize him.
The doctors were wrong.
You can read more about the Hoyts at their web site, http://www.teamhoyt.com. It's really an amazing story. |
rayna |
Ha! I didn't see or hear you pass me. I was wheeled in a casket by my slaves. You're going to have to try harder next
time if you want outrun King "Too-Fast-For-Calm-Tom" Tut! |
 The Boston Marathon is a hoax! It is nothing but a mass hallucination! Open your eyes- the truth is out there!!
No but seriously: excellent read. Sounds like it was a lot of fun :) |
You would've run a lot faster if I had been chasing you with a meat cleaver.
You're a pathetic little girl. |
 The American people have been hypnotized into believing that bandit runners are stealing from America and causing
everyone to run slower.
My new documentary reveals this so-call "truth". It clearly shows 3hr qualifiers getting to the amenities 2hrs before
some 5hr bandit runners arrived.
And the faster ones put pressure on everyone to run faster to get to the amenities first.
Watch my documentary and witness the real truth!
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Calm Tom has left the building. |
I like Tom's story.
I'm pretty amazed he went from 5 miles to 26 in one shot, but he made it! |