Lame Bad Things That Were Erased

Reason for Erasure

Leaving a cup of soda for like 10 minutes returning and drinking it only to find a cigarette butt/ bug in it in mid gulp "you take a swig from the ashtray bottle" has been on the list since the first day
all of your orifices get filled with liquid nitrogen until you fall and shatter too fantastical
Going to a Chinese Restaurant and finding out halfway through your deep fried icecream desert, that it is actually deepfried dog shit. spelling errors, racism, plus it was placed worse than death.
Living in San Diego That isn't really something that "happens to you", and it certainly isn't worse than "getting burns over 60% of your body"
Youre a female pizza delivery driver and the customers kids call you the pizza man This is a funny one, but placed worse than being boiled in oil, I had to erase it.
You roll your car on an icy road with an open container of straight pins on the seat next to you. (This happened to me) parenthetical comments (like this)
You get your fingernail broke by sticking a power cord onto your hard drive, and cut you finger on the inner rim of the computer case the same day (someone say that installing a hard disk is harmless!). parenthetical comments (like this)