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Lame Bad Things That Were Erased |
Reason for Erasure |
| Leaving a cup of soda for like 10 minutes returning and drinking it only to find a cigarette butt/ bug in it in mid gulp | "you take a swig from the ashtray bottle" has been on the list since the first day |
| all of your orifices get filled with liquid nitrogen until you fall and shatter | too fantastical |
| Going to a Chinese Restaurant and finding out halfway through your deep fried icecream desert, that it is actually deepfried dog shit. | spelling errors, racism, plus it was placed worse than death. |
| Living in San Diego | That isn't really something that "happens to you", and it certainly isn't worse than "getting burns over 60% of your body" |
| Youre a female pizza delivery driver and the customers kids call you the pizza man | This is a funny one, but placed worse than being boiled in oil, I had to erase it. |
| You roll your car on an icy road with an open container of straight pins on the seat next to you. (This happened to me) | parenthetical comments (like this) |
| You get your fingernail broke by sticking a power cord onto your hard drive, and cut you finger on the inner rim of the computer case the same day (someone say that installing a hard disk is harmless!). | parenthetical comments (like this) |