Diet Testemonials Thank you so much for your amazing new diet! Rambo and I have been working with each other toward our weight loss goals for seven years without any success. Your diet has been the first real breakthrough for Rambo! He's lost nine pounds in the last 48 hours. I can't believe it! I haven't been able to stop crying. I'm just so happy for him...of course, the diet is starting to work for me too, but I realise that it may take a bit longer to notice in a 450 lbs person as opposed to a 40 lb dog! But Rambo's success has made me a firm believer. I'll send you my own photos soon! Eagerly, Mona from Dayton, SC You have my permission to use the attached before and after photos of me. -Erik I can't tell you how much the (insert diet name here) diet has changed my life!!! I used to sit at home surfing the web all day. I was tired all the time and embarrassed to be seen in public. I wasn't healthy and even my sexual desire was suffering. Then I lost over 400lbs in just five days using this incredible new diet. It was fun and easy and there are no side effects!!! People say I look much younger now that I have lost the weight and I have tons more energy. I feel so good I even took up swimming again and my desire to procreate has never been higher!!! I have enclosed before and after pictures to show my incredible transformation using the (insert diet name here) diet!!! Before I went on this diet I would never let people take my picture - now I am confident enough to let people look at me under a microscope!!! Thanks again (insert diet name her) Diet!!! You changed my life forever!!! Edgar J. Spermatazoa This diet didn't do much for my body, but it sure made a difference in my attitude! I used to be a miserable grouch, but just look at me now! I couldn't be happier with the new me. Thanks Mystery Diet! A+++++! Would do business again! After several weeks on the diet, I felt lighter on my feet and there was a new spring in my step. I have more energy and the scale definitely shows that my weight has decreased (ten pounds and counting!). There were only two explanations -- either the diet had worked or Newton's constant of universal gravitation had decreased. I'm pretty sure it's the former. Thanks for everything! Mike T of Inglewood, California Dear Rob, I am happy to help you out with the promotion of your diet, I have included my before and after photo and I will be happy to make a testimonial in support of this great new weight loss system. My Testimonial: I started using this system over 3 weeks ago, by that time I had tried just about every diet in the book. I've tried low carbs, no carbs, all carbs, 74% carbs, the zone, bulimia, the Atkinz diet, contracting a tape worm, all seed diet, no seed diet, and speed. None of these diets did anything for me, I was out of hope when I finally found this new and fantastic diet. Within the first five minutes of starting the diet I already felt the fat escaping from my body. I lost over 136 mg in the first week alone. In the following week I steadily began to lose 79 µg each day!!! By the third week I felt like the fat was being sucked out of me against my will. In one day I lost one entire ounce!!!!!!11 In total after 3 weeks I have lost over 4 ounces on this diet system. The most amazing thing is that I told my sister about the diet 2 weeks ago; she lost so much weight in the first day that her body just floated away and we have not heard from her since! This diet was the best choice that I've ever made in my life. Everybody looks at me differently now and I can't, at first, figure out why because I am still not used to being this thin! This isn't a diet, its a LIVE IT!!!! Here are the phots to show my results: (goth photos) I must take the time to tell you how much I love your diet plan! After months of repeatedly forcing myself to not consume any more then necessary I realized that there must be a better way. When I heard about your plan I thought for certain that it was too good to be true, but a close friend informed me that he himself had lost AT LEAST 6 pounds on your system, so I was quickly convinced that it could work for me. Nowadays I eat as much as I want, and continue to lose weight at a steady level of about 3 grams a day! My Love life is increased and I can finally go out in public again! Thank you and your wonderful diet plan! Robert Peterson, Age 18 (funny vader/buddy christ photos) "This diet is the greatest thing that ever happened to me. People had been telling me to go see a doctor, because I was dangerously overweight. That's when i decided started the diet. A month later, people were telling me I should see a doctor because I was dangerously underweight! It was amazing!" --Alfonzo Beauregarde, Age 37 Rob, I followed your diet plan and it worked - and how! I have lost over 30 pounds, gotten back my girlish figure, and only had to dispose of 4 bodies. I have never had a diet plan that made me feel so good about myself (or so ready to slit the throats of others!) Why just last night, my mother called to tell me that the warrent picture circulatin' round the news don't look a damn thing like me! Thanks again! Enclosed are pictures of my uncle before and after 'the incident'. "Before trying I was a worthless, unmotivated vagabont, willing to do anything for a cheeseburger and maybe a hug. I was desitute, alone, and undeserving of anything but Wendy's 99cent menu. But now after trying I've realized I can be fourteen sizes smaller and still be able to carry the baggage of pure self loathing with me! Thanks ! Clarke N. I actually did lose a lot of weight last year on the Atkins diet. In 9 months I lost 70 pounds. Unfortunately, a month after going off the diet, my gallbladder exploded and I had to have emergency surgery. I've gained back 20 pounds and I now have 3 scars on my stomach. -Holly D. Hi Rob, I just wanted to thank you for your a-m-a-z-i-n-g diet. I don't know where I would be right now if it hadn't been for your diet plan. Six month ago, my best friend and I hit rock bottom and the future was looking bleak. We even stopped roller blading downtown at the waterfountain. Then I read about your diet plan and shared it with Ben. We decided that we just had to give it a shot. Now look at us! Ben and I both feel great and have great energy levels all day long! My life when from mundane to eXtreme!!! Thanks again Rob, Damon & Ben Your miracle diet worked miraculously! My friends and co-workers have stopped bullying me and sticking my head in uncomforable places, and now all they want to do is make sweet sweet love to me! Thanks Rob! (pushed out stomach pictures) Rob, Your diet caused me to lose weight by basically making my body more squat and compact. It also turned my beer into a burrito, which has slightly less alcohol and gluten. -- Jason J Brunet www.jeffthefish.com Dear Rob, Your diet was amazing! Over the month I was on it, I slimmed down quite a bit! It was really easy to follow and I was very pleased with the results. The only minor side effects were two-dimensionality and monochromatic skin. I'm not sure, but I think the two-dimensionality was a major factor in my weight loss. Thank you so much for developing this incredible diet. Jimmy I lost 45 pounds in 7 months. Cassandra Palko Rob, on your wonderful diet I lost 125 pounds! Look at me - before I was fat and lumpy. Now I'm thin and streamlined. I can barely believe it - it only took three months to lose all that weight. I was a size 22 and am now a 2! Thank you soooo much! You rock! Shauna Nelson Washougal, WA Your diet is the greatest thing since unleavened bread! I'd recommend it to anyone who is a slovenly fast b@stard and would really like to get back into those polyester slacks that have been in the closet since my glorious "Dancing Queen" days. Just look at me go !!! Who is THE MAN now? Benedict Borromeo St. Charles, OH Dear Rob, I am writing to say thank you for your diet plan! I used to be so embarrassed to take my baby out in public as everybody would point and laugh at how fat she was, and that I had to pull her around in a cart since her strollers kept breaking. All the other diets we considered required significant exercise but since she can't walk yet they just weren't working. With your plan my baby lost 10 pounds in just two weeks! She still has a ways to go, but if we stick to your plan I am sure we'll be able to start entering her in baby pageants by the end of the summer. Hello Big Buck$!! Wow! The Cockerham Diet absolutely changed my life! It has given me so much more energy and motivation! I thought I was going to just wallow in obesity for the rest of my days! I've tried everything, the pills, the exercise, the european body wraps, all to no avail! And, just before I thought it was hopeless, I stumbled across the acclaimed Cockerham Diet! And the results are unbelievable! I don't know where I would be without it! So, thank you Rob Cockerham for developing this life changing program! Garry (same photo twice) http://www.laze.net/diet/ fake diet Your amazing diet helped me shed some much-needed weight. The Mario Bros. mustache was killing me with the ladies. Now I’m reeling them in! You’re a lifesaver. Thanks Rob! Dave C. Omaha, NE (moustache gif) Here are some possible testimonials: The Golden Ring Diet has given me a new lease on life! When my ex-girlfriend broke up with me, I knew that I needed to take control of my life, and the pictures say it all. I can shop in regular clothing stores, wipe myself with relative ease and fit into regular-sized airplane seating! Thank-YOU Golden Ring Diet! And again, Rob, thank you for the great and truly original Web site. ~ Justin "Cha-Cha" Thanks to this new Miracle diet, i was able to lose 80 pounds! at first, i tried all those fad diets and anorexia, but nothing worked, then i heard about this and thought that i'd give it a try. and sure enough, it worked! the diet plan was easy to follow! no counting calories or carbs here! THANKS! (peter prom) Hi Rob, I was excited to try your new diet after all previous attempts to lose a little pesky baby fat had failed. I never imagined I could go from 200 lbs down to less than 100 lbs in such an easy and fun way! Thanks for your awesome diet! (francis stomach) Dear Rob, Before I tried your diet, I couldn't play the piano. Now I can! http://www.barnesplace.com/hobbies/photography/beautiful_thing/images/03_playing_piano.jpg Thanks Rob! I can't thank you enough for your life-saving fake diet! As the pictures show, I lost over 200 pounds of ass with this miracle. Bless you! (And call me!) - Anonymous