116 someone puts a flier on your windshield 0.5 2000-12-02 0.5 2000-12-02 someone put a filer on my windshield Rob & Friends 1 117 the soap breaks 0.7 2000-12-02 0.7 2000-12-02 the soap broke Rob & Friends 118 someone e-mails you a chain-letter 0.7 2000-12-02 0.7 2000-12-02 someone emailed me a chain-letter Rob & Friends 119 you miss the green light 0.9 2000-12-02 0.9 2000-12-02 I missed the green light Rob & Friends 1 120 you spot a dead thing on the side of the road 0.9 2000-12-02 0.9 2000-12-02 I saw a dead thing on the side of the road Rob & Friends 1 121 someone asks you for spare change 1 2000-12-02 1 2000-12-02 someone asked me for spare change Rob & Friends 122 you get an insect bite 1.5 2000-12-02 1.5 2000-12-02 I got an insect bite Rob & Friends 1 1 123 stuck in a boring conversation on the bus 1.8 2000-12-02 1.8 2000-12-02 I was stuck in a boring conversation on the bus Rob & Friends 124 they interrupt your regularly scheduled program 1.9 2000-12-02 1.9 2000-12-02 they interrupted my regularly scheduled program Rob & Friends 125 your favorite team loses a regular-season game 2 2000-12-02 2 2000-12-02 my favorite team lost a regular-season game Rob & Friends 126 you go to a strip club & you only have 5s 2.3 2000-12-02 2.3 2000-12-02 I went to a strip club & I only had 5s Rob & Friends 127 you get caught in the rain 2.5 2000-12-02 2.5 2000-12-02 I got caught in the rain Rob & Friends 1 128 Jehovah's Witnesses visit your home 2.6 2000-12-02 2.6 2000-12-02 Jehovah's Witnesses visited my home Rob & Friends 129 "lightbulb burns out, and you can't replace it until the next day" 2.7 2000-12-02 2.7 2000-12-02 "a lightbulb burned out, and I couldn't couldn't replace it until the next day" Rob & Friends 130 the batteries in your walkman die mid-run 2.8 2000-12-02 2.8 2000-12-02 the batteries in my walkman died mid-run Rob & Friends 131 you burn your dinner 3 2000-12-02 3 2000-12-02 I burned my dinner Rob & Friends 132 stuck in a boring conversation on a long flight 3.2 2000-12-02 3.2 2000-12-02 I was stuck in a boring conversation on a long flight Rob & Friends 133 A bird poops on your windshield 3.5 2000-12-02 3.5 2000-12-02 A bird pooped on my windshield Rob & Friends 1 134 You get a papercut 3.6 2000-12-02 3.6 2000-12-02 I got a papercut Rob & Friends 1 135 "Your friends have the wait-staff sing ""Happy Birthday"" to you" 3.8 2000-12-02 3.8 2000-12-02 "my friends had the wait-staff sing ""Happy Birthday"" to me" Rob & Friends 136 you run out of clean socks 4 2000-12-02 4 2000-12-02 I ran out of clean socks Rob & Friends 1 137 you stub your toe 4.1 2000-12-02 4.1 2000-12-02 I stubbed my toe Rob & Friends 1 138 you find a hair in your egg McMuffin 4.2 2000-12-02 4.2 2000-12-02 I found a hair in my egg McMuffin Rob & Friends 139 someone keeps calling and hanging up 4.3 2000-12-02 4.3 2000-12-02 someone kept calling and hanging up Rob & Friends 140 you get a giant zit on your face 4.5 2000-12-02 4.5 2000-12-02 I got a giant zit on my face Rob & Friends 1 141 you unexpectedly run out of toilet paper 4.7 2000-12-02 4.7 2000-12-02 I unexpectedly ran out of toilet paper Rob & Friends 142 your asparagus goes bad in the vegetable drawer 4.8 2000-12-02 4.8 2000-12-02 my asparagus went bad in the vegetable drawer Rob & Friends 143 you step in gum 5 2000-12-02 5 2000-12-02 I stepped step in gum Rob & Friends 144 you hit your funny bone 5.1 2000-12-02 5.1 2000-12-02 I hit my funny bone Rob & Friends 1 145 something shoots out of your mouth and lands on the shirt of who you are talking to 5.2 2000-12-02 5.2 2000-12-02 something shot out of my mouth and landed on the shirt of the person I was talking to Rob & Friends 1 146 They forget the fries in the drive-thru 5.3 2000-12-02 5.3 2000-12-02 They forgot the fries in the drive-thru Rob & Friends 147 someone drinks your last beer 5.4 2000-12-02 5.4 2000-12-02 someone drank my last beer Rob & Friends 148 you ruin your favorite pan 5.5 2000-12-02 5.5 2000-12-02 someone ruined my favorite pan Rob & Friends 149 the batteries in your walkman die mid-transatlantic flight 5.6 2000-12-02 5.6 2000-12-02 the batteries in my walkman died mid-transatlantic flight Rob & Friends 150 you are caught in the rain and you are wearing suede 5.5 2000-12-02 5.5 2000-12-02 I was caught in the rain and I was wearing suede Rob & Friends 1 151 you are stuck behind a car that won't turn out on a windy mountain road for 20 minutes. 6 2000-12-02 6 2000-12-02 I was stuck behind a car that wouldn't turn out on a windy mountain road for 20 minutes. Rob & Friends 1 152 You run out of cigarettes 6.1 2000-12-02 6.1 2000-12-02 I ran out of cigarettes Rob & Friends 153 the internet is down at work/school 6.2 2000-12-02 6.2 2000-12-02 the internet was down at work/school Rob & Friends 154 Someone misses a meeting with you 6.3 2000-12-02 6.3 2000-12-02 Someone missed a meeting with me Rob & Friends 1 155 your roommate uses your knife as a screwdriver 6.4 2000-12-02 6.4 2000-12-02 my roommate used my knife as a screwdriver Rob & Friends 156 someone tapes over your favorite show 6.5 2000-12-02 6.5 2000-12-02 someone taped over my favorite show Rob & Friends 157 "you miss the bus, lose 30 minutes" 7 2000-12-02 7 2000-12-02 "I missed the bus, & I lost 30 minutes" Rob & Friends 158 Sid comes over to your house 7.1 2000-12-02 7.1 2000-12-02 Sid came over to my house Rob & Friends 159 you get some glass in your foot 7.2 2000-12-02 7.2 2000-12-02 I got some glass in my foot Rob & Friends 1 160 you miss your exit on the freeway 7.4 2000-12-02 7.4 2000-12-02 I missed my exit on the freeway Rob & Friends 1 161 you burn the roof of your mouth 7.5 2000-12-02 7.5 2000-12-02 I burned the roof of my mouth Rob & Friends 1 162 you step in dog poop 8 2000-12-02 8 2000-12-02 I steped in dog poop Rob & Friends 1 163 "you miss your exit on the freeway, and you have to turn around and pay toll" 9 2000-12-02 9 2000-12-02 "I missed my exit on the freeway, and I had to turn around and pay toll" Rob & Friends 1 164 you fall down in public 9.1 2000-12-02 9.1 2000-12-02 I fell down in public Rob & Friends 1 165 The hatchback falls on your neck 9.2 2000-12-02 9.2 2000-12-02 The hatchback fells on my neck Rob & Friends 1 1 166 "You have to listen to a lecture on someone's strong (religious, vegetarian) beliefs" 9.3 2000-12-02 9.3 2000-12-02 "I had to listen to a lecture on someone's strong (religious, vegetarian) beliefs" Rob & Friends 167 You are hung over all morning long 9.4 2000-12-02 9.4 2000-12-02 I was hung over all morning long Rob & Friends 1 168 Your toilet gets backed-up/broken 9.5 2000-12-02 9.5 2000-12-02 my toilet got backed-up Rob & Friends 169 You eat a bad piece of meat/wormy apple/sour milk 9.7 2000-12-02 9.7 2000-12-02 I ate a bad piece of meat/wormy apple/sour milk Rob & Friends 1 170 You throw up 10 2000-12-02 10 2000-12-02 I threw up Rob & Friends 1 171 Your eye swells shut 10.5 2000-12-02 10.5 2000-12-02 my eye swelled shut Rob & Friends 1 1 172 You spill your coffee on your shirt on the way to work 11 2000-12-02 11 2000-12-02 I spilled my coffee on my shirt on the way to work Rob & Friends 1 1 173 You burn off your eyelashes 13 2000-12-02 13 2000-12-02 I burned off my eyelashes Rob & Friends 1 1 174 A baby cries through the whole film 13.5 2000-12-02 13.5 2000-12-02 A baby cried through the whole film Rob & Friends 175 You have to listen to Spanish-language radio for 2 hours 13.6 2000-12-02 13.6 2000-12-02 I had to listen to Spanish-language radio for 2 hours Rob & Friends 176 You have bad cramps 13.7 2000-12-02 13.7 2000-12-02 I had bad cramps Rob & Friends 1 177 You toss and turn for 3 hours 14 2000-12-02 14 2000-12-02 I tossed and turned for 3 hours Rob & Friends 178 you pass out & get the Sharpie treatment 14.5 2000-12-02 14.5 2000-12-02 I passed out & got the Sharpie treatment Rob & Friends 179 You have to spend all day in meetings 15 2000-12-02 15 2000-12-02 I had to spend all day in meetings Rob & Friends 180 You work on this list all day and leave it at the restaurant 16 2000-12-02 16 2000-12-02 I worked on this list all day and left it at the restaurant Rob & Friends 181 you realize your nipples are visible through your shirt 20 2000-12-02 20 2000-12-02 I realized my nipples were visible through my shirt Rob & Friends 1 182 You lose your sunglasses 20.5 2000-12-02 20.5 2000-12-02 I lost my sunglasses Rob & Friends 183 you get a big chip in your windshield 21 2000-12-02 21 2000-12-02 I got a big chip in my windshield Rob & Friends 1 184 your pen explodes in your pants pocket 21.5 2000-12-02 21.5 2000-12-02 my pen exploded in my pants pocket Rob & Friends 1 185 you sit in gum 21.6 2000-12-02 21.6 2000-12-02 I sat in gum Rob & Friends 1 186 you fart on a date 22 2000-12-02 22 2000-12-02 I farted on a date Rob & Friends 1 187 you get an irreparable haircut 23 2000-12-02 23 2000-12-02 I got an irreparable haircut Rob & Friends 1 188 You are the heterosexual object of an unwanted same-sex love confession 24 2000-12-02 24 2000-12-02 I was the heterosexual object of an unwanted same-sex love confession Rob & Friends 1 189 The girl you like turns out to be a bad kisser 25 2000-12-02 25 2000-12-02 The girl I like turned out to be a bad kisser Rob & Friends 1 190 Someone breaks off your antenna 26 2000-12-02 26 2000-12-02 Someone broke off my antenna Rob & Friends 1 191 You have a burning sensation when peeing 26.5 2000-12-02 26.5 2000-12-02 I had a burning sensation when peeing Rob & Friends 1 192 Your roommates keep you up until 3am singing Blondie hits when you have to work the next day 27 2000-12-02 27 2000-12-02 my roommates kept me up until 3am singing Blondie hits when I had to work the next day Rob & Friends 193 You buy some bad E 28 2000-12-02 28 2000-12-02 I bought some bad E Rob & Friends 194 Your favorite hairstylist moves to San Francisco 29 2000-12-02 29 2000-12-02 my favorite hairstylist moved to San Francisco Rob & Friends 1 195 You lose $20 cash 30 2000-12-02 30 2000-12-02 I lost $20 cash Rob & Friends 196 You lose your tickets to the show 31 2000-12-02 31 2000-12-02 I lost my tickets to the show Rob & Friends 197 "Your computer crashes before you save, losing 2 hours of work" 32 2000-12-02 32 2000-12-02 "my computer crashed before I saved, losing 2 hours of work" Rob & Friends 198 You lose your keys 34 2000-12-02 34 2000-12-02 I lost my keys Rob & Friends 1 199 You get an infection from an intimate piercing 34.5 2000-12-02 34.5 2000-12-02 I got an infection from an intimate piercing Rob & Friends 1 200 You run out of gas 35 2000-12-02 35 2000-12-02 I ran out of gas Rob & Friends 1 201 You get caught in a lie 37 2000-12-02 37 2000-12-02 I got caught in a lie Rob & Friends 202 You get a (US$28) parking ticket 40 2000-12-02 40 2000-12-02 I got a (US$28) parking ticket Rob & Friends 1 203 lose a job you don't like or need 45 2000-12-02 45 2000-12-02 lost a job I don't like or need Rob & Friends 204 you take a swig from the ashtray bottle 41 2000-12-02 41 2000-12-02 I took a swig from the ashtray bottle Rob & Friends 205 you get bit by a snake 42 2000-12-02 42 2000-12-02 I got bit by a snake Rob & Friends 1 206 You get a flat tire 43 2000-12-02 43 2000-12-02 I got a flat tire Rob & Friends 1 207 your video-camera breaks while you are on vacation 45 2000-12-02 45 2000-12-02 my video-camera broke while I was on vacation Rob & Friends 208 you gossip about someone and they hear about it 46 2000-12-02 46 2000-12-02 I gossipped about someone and they heard about it Rob & Friends 209 You get an undeserved bad reputation 48 2000-12-02 48 2000-12-02 I got an undeserved bad reputation Rob & Friends 210 your car breaks down on the Bay Bridge during rush-hour 50 2000-12-02 50 2000-12-02 my car broke down on the Bay Bridge during rush-hour Rob & Friends 1 211 you find out your cool new friend is a racist homophobe 61 2000-12-02 61 2000-12-02 I found out my cool new friend is a racist homophobe Rob & Friends 212 you wet your pants 62 2000-12-02 62 2000-12-02 I wet my pants Rob & Friends 1 213 yappy dog / car alarm / band moves in next door 63 2000-12-02 63 2000-12-02 yappy dog / car alarm / band moved in next door Rob & Friends 214 The girl you like asks you to fix her up with someone...else 65 2000-12-02 65 2000-12-02 The girl I like asks me to fix her up with someone...else Rob & Friends 1 215 Telemarketers keep calling for your dead mother 66 2000-12-02 66 2000-12-02 Telemarketers kept calling for my dead mother Rob & Friends 216 You spend 3 hours in the emergency room waiting 69 2000-12-02 69 2000-12-02 I spent 3 hours in the emergency room waiting Rob & Friends 217 Your nail gets damaged and falls off 70 2000-12-02 70 2000-12-02 my nail got damaged and fell off Rob & Friends 1 1 218 "you rear-end someone, covered by insurance" 71 2000-12-02 71 2000-12-02 "I rear-ended someone, covered by insurance" Rob & Friends 1 219 The girl you like asks you to fix you up with your best friend 72 2000-12-02 72 2000-12-02 The girl I like asks me to fix her up with my best friend Rob & Friends 1 220 you lose a movie you rented 75 2000-12-02 75 2000-12-02 I lost a movie I rented Rob & Friends 221 You have to have your wisdom teeth pulled 76 2000-12-02 76 2000-12-02 I had to have my wisdom teeth pulled Rob & Friends 1 222 Someone steals your clothes at the Laundromat 77 2000-12-02 77 2000-12-02 Someone stole my clothes at the Laundromat Rob & Friends 223 You get a speeding ticket (US$140) 80 2000-12-02 80 2000-12-02 I got a speeding ticket (US$140) Rob & Friends 1 224 Your window is broken and your stereo is gone 82 2000-12-02 82 2000-12-02 my window was broken and my stereo was stolen Rob & Friends 1 225 your car gets towed (US$130) 85 2000-12-02 85 2000-12-02 my car got towed (US$130) Rob & Friends 1 226 you get a stalker (2 months) 90 2000-12-02 90 2000-12-02 I got a stalker (2 months) Rob & Friends 1 227 you get a bad tattoo on your shoulder 92 2000-12-02 92 2000-12-02 I got a bad tattoo on my shoulder Rob & Friends 1 228 You accidentally return your homemade porn to Blockbuster 93 2000-12-02 93 2000-12-02 I accidentally returned my homemade porn to Blockbuster Rob & Friends 1 229 you get a tapeworm 94 2000-12-02 94 2000-12-02 I got a tapeworm Rob & Friends 1 230 you get busted stealing gay porn & they call your parents 95 2000-12-02 95 2000-12-02 I got busted stealing gay porn & they called my parents Rob & Friends 231 your roommate's cat pees on your comic-book collection 96 2000-12-02 96 2000-12-02 my roommate's cat peed on my comic-book collection Rob & Friends 232 there is blood in your urine 99 2000-12-02 99 2000-12-02 there is blood in my urine Rob & Friends 1 233 you get mugged (US$50) 100 2000-12-02 100 2000-12-02 I got mugged (US$50) Rob & Friends 234 "you get hit by a car, no broken bones" 108 2000-12-02 108 2000-12-02 "I got hit by a car, no broken bones" Rob & Friends 1 1 235 you get captured by gorillas 109 2000-12-02 109 2000-12-02 I got captured by gorillas Rob & Friends 236 you get a call from the IRS 110 2000-12-02 110 2000-12-02 I got a call from the IRS Rob & Friends 237 you catch yourself in a zipper 112 2000-12-02 112 2000-12-02 I caught myself in a zipper Rob & Friends 1 238 your dad catches you masturbating 115 2000-12-02 115 2000-12-02 my dad caught me masturbating Rob & Friends 239 you pass a stone 116 2000-12-02 116 2000-12-02 I passed a stone Rob & Friends 1 240 you have to move (because of someone else) 130 2000-12-02 130 2000-12-02 I had to move (because of someone else) Rob & Friends 241 Other people notice you are going bald 135 2000-12-02 135 2000-12-02 Other people noticed I am going bald Rob & Friends 1 242 No one remembers your birthday 150 2000-12-02 150 2000-12-02 No one remembered my birthday Rob & Friends 243 A dirty syringe pokes you 152 2000-12-02 152 2000-12-02 A dirty syringe poked me Rob & Friends 1 244 Your house gets condemned 154 2000-12-02 154 2000-12-02 my house got condemned Rob & Friends 245 "You are homeless for a week, without a car" 155 2000-12-02 155 2000-12-02 "I was homeless for a week, without a car" Rob & Friends 246 your wedding is severely impacted by weather 160 2000-12-02 160 2000-12-02 my wedding was severely impacted by weather Rob & Friends 1 247 You don't get asked to your high-school prom & you don't go 163 2000-12-02 163 2000-12-02 I don't get asked to my high-school prom & I didn't go Rob & Friends 248 The girl you like starts sleeping with a guy you dislike 170 2000-12-02 170 2000-12-02 The girl I like started sleeping with a guy I dislike Rob & Friends 1 249 The girl you like turns out to be a man 175 2000-12-02 175 2000-12-02 The girl I like turned out to be a man Rob & Friends 1 250 You gamble away your rent money 177 2000-12-02 177 2000-12-02 I gambled away my rent money Rob & Friends 251 You break your writing hand 180 2000-12-02 180 2000-12-02 I broke my writing hand Rob & Friends 1 252 You find a lump in your breast or testicle 183 2000-12-02 183 2000-12-02 I found a lump in my breast or testicle Rob & Friends 1 253 Your mom walks in on you having sex 185 2000-12-02 185 2000-12-02 my mom walked in on me having sex Rob & Friends 1 254 you become a heavy smoker (pack/day) 190 2000-12-02 190 2000-12-02 I became a heavy smoker (pack/day) Rob & Friends 1 255 your fiancée walks in on you having sex 195 2000-12-02 195 2000-12-02 my fiancée walked in on me having sex Rob & Friends 1 256 You get an injury that requires both a doctor & a dentist 199 2000-12-02 199 2000-12-02 I got an injury that required both a doctor & a dentist Rob & Friends 1 257 You get a DUI 200 2000-12-02 200 2000-12-02 I got a DUI Rob & Friends 1 258 your dog gets hit by a car & dies 210 2000-12-02 210 2000-12-02 my dog got hit by a car & died Rob & Friends 1 259 you lose a job you like or need 215 2000-12-02 215 2000-12-02 I lost a job I like or need Rob & Friends 260 you go to jail overnight 225 2000-12-02 225 2000-12-02 I had to go to jail overnight Rob & Friends 261 you have a mastectomy 227 2000-12-02 227 2000-12-02 I had a mastectomy Rob & Friends 1 1 262 you get shot 228 2000-12-02 228 2000-12-02 I got shot Rob & Friends 1 263 "you cause a car accident where no one is injured, no insurance (US$3,000)" 230 2000-12-02 230 2000-12-02 "I caused a car accident where no one is injured, no insurance (US$3,000)" Rob & Friends 1 264 you get stabbed 232 2000-12-02 232 2000-12-02 I got stabbed Rob & Friends 1 265 hospital visit becomes year-long drug addiction 260 2000-12-02 260 2000-12-02 my hospital visit became a year-long drug addiction Rob & Friends 1 266 you have an abortion 285 2000-12-02 285 2000-12-02 I had an abortion Rob & Friends 1 1 267 you get captured by guerillas 305 2000-12-02 305 2000-12-02 I got captured by guerillas Rob & Friends 268 you get left at the altar 308 2000-12-02 308 2000-12-02 I got left at the altar Rob & Friends 1 269 You lose a ring finger 310 2000-12-02 310 2000-12-02 I lost a ring finger Rob & Friends 1 270 You lose a front tooth 325 2000-12-02 325 2000-12-02 I lost a front tooth Rob & Friends 1 1 271 you lose your sense of smell 330 2000-12-02 330 2000-12-02 I lost my sense of smell Rob & Friends 1 272 you get cancer 332 2000-12-02 332 2000-12-02 I got cancer Rob & Friends 1 273 you get 40 lashes 335 2000-12-02 335 2000-12-02 I got 40 lashes Rob & Friends 1 274 you lose a job you love and need 340 2000-12-02 340 2000-12-02 I lost a job I love and need Rob & Friends 275 You are enslaved 350 2000-12-02 350 2000-12-02 I was enslaved Rob & Friends 276 You lose your nose (frostbite) 355 2000-12-02 355 2000-12-02 I lost my nose (frostbite) Rob & Friends 1 1 277 you lose a thumb 365 2000-12-02 365 2000-12-02 I lost a thumb Rob & Friends 1 1 278 "You lose 5 teeth, including 2 front teeth" 380 2000-12-02 380 2000-12-02 "I lost 5 teeth, including 2 front teeth" Rob & Friends 1 1 279 You lose an arm 390 2000-12-02 390 2000-12-02 I lost an arm Rob & Friends 1 1 280 You lose an eye 400 2000-12-02 400 2000-12-02 I lost an eye Rob & Friends 1 1 281 You accidentally kill someone 425 2000-12-02 425 2000-12-02 I accidentally killed someone Rob & Friends 282 You get infected with the HIV virus 450 2000-12-02 450 2000-12-02 I got infected with the HIV virus Rob & Friends 1 283 You lose a leg 500 2000-12-02 500 2000-12-02 I lost a leg Rob & Friends 1 1 284 You run out of heroin 510 2000-12-02 510 2000-12-02 I ran out of heroin Rob & Friends 285 You are disemboweled 525 2000-12-02 525 2000-12-02 I was disemboweled Rob & Friends 1 1 286 You get raped 550 2000-12-02 550 2000-12-02 I got raped Rob & Friends 1 287 You get gang raped 600 2000-12-02 600 2000-12-02 I got gang raped Rob & Friends 1 1 288 You get burns over 60% of your body 650 2000-12-02 650 2000-12-02 I got burns over 60% of my body Rob & Friends 1 1 289 You lose both arms 660 2000-12-02 660 2000-12-02 I lost both arms Rob & Friends 1 1 290 You lose both legs 680 2000-12-02 680 2000-12-02 I lost both legs Rob & Friends 1 1 291 You lose both eyes 800 2000-12-02 800 2000-12-02 I lost both eyes Rob & Friends 1 1 292 A train hits you 850 2000-12-02 850 2000-12-02 a train hit me Rob & Friends 1 1 293 Quadriplegic 960 2000-12-02 960 2000-12-02 I was rendered quadriplegic Rob & Friends 1 1 294 A grenade goes off in your hand 970 2000-12-02 970 2000-12-02 a grenade went off in my hand Rob & Friends 1 1 295 You are paralyzed 980 2000-12-02 980 2000-12-02 I was paralyzed Rob & Friends 1 296 You die peacefully 1300 2000-12-02 1300 2000-12-02 I died peacefully Rob & Friends 1 297 You are hanged 1350 2000-12-02 1350 2000-12-02 I was hanged Rob & Friends 1 298 You are drawn & quartered 1420 2000-12-02 1420 2000-12-02 I was drawn & quartered Rob & Friends 1 299 You get crucified 1500 2000-12-02 1500 2000-12-02 I got crucified Rob & Friends 1