<table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/mohammad_al_baradei.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Are you free Wednesday afternoon? I'd like to come by for an inspection. Real quick. It shouldn't take long.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Mohammad Al-Baradei<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 3:49 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/jackinthebox.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>great work
<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Jack in the Box<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 4:36 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/holly_berry.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Great Mirror. I would like to undress now.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Halle Berry<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 4:54 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/al-sistani.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Anne Heche is hot<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 5:41 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/johnny_knoxville.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>I can't wait to smash into your gnarly glass dish headfirst at speed when it's all done.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Johnny Knoxville<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 5:48 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/adam_savage.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Whaha! Great dish! Whahoo!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Adam Savage<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 5:49 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/mucktader.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, swiftly,
along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Muqtada al-Sadr<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 6:02 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/ann_heche.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>That's gay... or is it?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Ann Heche<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 6:10 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/mshamalayan.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>The secret twist is: "Rob Cockerham" is the *dish*, the human being in the photos was picked up at a junk sale!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>M Night Shymalayan<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 6:16 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/dick_cheney.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Aaah! It burns!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Dick Cheney<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 6:29 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/matt_damon.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Matt Damon...<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Matt Damon<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 7:00 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/jo_frost.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Please use this technology to fight crime.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Jo Frost<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 7:03 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/paris_hilton.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>that's hot<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Evil Paris Hilton<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 7:29 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/oj_simpson.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>...that's how I would have done it too, Rob<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>OJ Simpson<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 7:32 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/mshamalayan.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>And then the aliens came...<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>M Night Shymalayan<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 7:43 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/andy_dick.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I'm gay and I do coke. Those mirrors are going to blow some shit up!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Andy Dick<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 7:46 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/caveman.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Try tissue paper, dummy!
BTW - We didn't need any freaking mirrors.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Caveman<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 7:52 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/mohammad_al_baradei.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>death to muslims?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Mohammad Al-Baradei<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 8:00 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/Neil_Patrick_Harris.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Surely this is more exciting than mentos in diet coke!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Neil Patrick Harris<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 8:07 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/ira_glass.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I want my last name back!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Ira Glass<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 8:11 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/bono.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Maybe you can use this to save the world or some other dumbass pansy crap.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Bono<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 8:12 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/sanjaya.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Can I come over and look at my hair in your mirrors?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Sanjaya<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 8:21 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/iphone.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>I'll forgive you for not knowing, but I can also function as a solar death ray.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Iphone<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 8:27 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/james_marsden.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I can't see myself in those mirrors!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>James Marsden<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 8:29 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/sylvester_stallone.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Urg! Urga burg urg moomba urg! Duurrrg. Furga urg burg.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Sylvester Stallone<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 8:31 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/none.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>If this does not work out for you, you could always donate it to a nudest colony -- for uses as a "bun" warmer.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br> <br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 8:40 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/Antonio_Maria_Rouco_Varela.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>This is unholy!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Cardinal Antonio Maria Rouco Varela<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 9:00 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/al-sistani.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>As you are doing the will of Satan, you project is doomed to fail.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 9:04 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/haley_joel_osment.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>I see mirrors.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Haley Joel Osment<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 9:05 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/none.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I am horrified that I was not included on this list. Sure, I'm not THE Jennifer Lopez, but still, Rob, come on.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br> <br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 9:10 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>can you drag this out a couple of more months? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
btw: didn't mythbusters already do this?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br><br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 9:12 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/adam_sandler.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Dude, your kinda using a predictable formula for insuring comedy...you placing this celebrity comment thingy in almost
all of your pages now. Its possible that I'm just jealous that I don't know how to put a form thingy in my webpage ;)<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Adam Sandler<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 9:22 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/arnold_shwarzenegger.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Hey puny man! You spelled my name wrong! I am the Governor of your state, for God's sake. I thought you were some sort
of genius or something, but I see you are not.
<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Arnold Shwarzenegger<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 9:25 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/tara_reid.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Wooo! Can I use those mirrors when you're done? And do you have a razor blade I could borrow?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Tara Reid<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 9:30 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/jay_leno.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Tara Reid does so much coke she has to have her nose replaced every year.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Jay Leno<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 9:33 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/charleton_heston.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Rob, when you're finished doing whatever experiments you need to do with this baby, I'd like to borrow it for an
afternoon. Some Democrats up the hill have a pile of brush that's casting a shadow on my rifle-range targets; like to
clear that up.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Charleton Heston<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 9:43 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/paris_hilton.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>A light sharpener? That's hot.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Evil Paris Hilton<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 9:50 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/50_cent.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Word.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>50 Cent<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 9:53 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/Christian_Bale.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>I will stab you<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Christian Bale<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 9:55 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/lindsey_lohan.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I could snort my weight in coke off that many mirrors!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Lindsey Lohan<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 9:58 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/arnold_shwarzenegger.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>c'mon already, I have a short attention span.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Arnold Shwarzenegger<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 10:03 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/andy_dick.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I have many small mirrors, should you need.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Andy Dick<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 10:08 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/arnold_shwarzenegger.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>You could use the mirrors to watch many times my holiday smash-hit "Jingle All the Way"<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Arnold Shwarzenegger<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 10:20 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/al-hakim.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I bet we could use this to cook pork chops!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Abdel-Aziz Al-Hakim<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 10:26 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/Neil_Patrick_Harris.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>A tour de force of humor, wit, and "smouldering" good looks!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Neil Patrick Harris<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 10:32 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/jennifer_wilbanks.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I just can't wait for the rest of the story!!!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Jennifer Wilbanks<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 10:37 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/paris_hilton.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Thats Hot!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Evil Paris Hilton<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 10:45 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/scarlett_johansson.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>This is going to make the best toaster ever!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Scarlett Johansson<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 10:52 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/ira_glass.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>This. Is. Amazing.
But I wonder: what happens if you get this put together and it doesn't work? Or what if it works too well? What if you
burst your hand into flame?
(roll "A Salty Salute" in background)
What if-- bear with me here-- what if it's nothing like you imagined?
Act II-- Getting the Unexpected...<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Ira Glass<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 10:52 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/paris_hilton.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>That's hott<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Evil Paris Hilton<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 11:04 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/adam_savage.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>I reject your light sharpener, and substitute my own.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Adam Savage<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 11:38 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/charleton_heston.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>This light sharpener makes my day, punk.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Charleton Heston<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 11:39 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/drphilswife.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Keen<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Dr Phils Wife<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 11:44 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/leonardo_dicaprio.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>This is going to contribute to global warming....If you put a globe at that focal point.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Leonardo DiCaprio<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 11:53 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/adam_savage.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>we have already tested this... it didn't work.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Adam Savage<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 11:59 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/elvis.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left> <font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Elvis<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 12:00 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/victoria_gotti.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Whateva you do Rob, juss don't stand in front a it! My skin's like lethah<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Victoria Gotti<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 12:19 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/caveman.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Ug ug ug<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Caveman<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 12:27 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/sean_connery.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Sho when will we shee the Light Sharpener for shale on eBay?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Sean Connery<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 12:37 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/avril_levine.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Pretty cool, eh?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Avril Levine<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 12:40 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/dytek.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Another..mirror lost to... dish?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Dytek Guy<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 12:54 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/telly_sevalas.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>If you aim this just right, you might turn ME into a smoking hot chick...<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Telly Savales<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 1:12 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/haley_joel_osment.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>I see ... burnt people.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Haley Joel Osment<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 1:20 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/sanjaya.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Death Ray me next!!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Sanjaya<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 1:32 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/joy_behar.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>I've never heard of me. <font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Joy Behar<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 1:36 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>my cat's breath smells like cat food<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br><br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 1:38 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/shia_labeouf.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>There's more to this than meets the eye.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Shia Labeouf<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 1:38 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/50_cent.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>yo!! white people are wierd!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>50 Cent<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 1:38 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/prince.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>true dat. <font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Prince<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 1:39 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/arnold_shwarzenegger.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>ROOHHB HAW DAIRE JU POOT ZEES COMMENTS UP AGEEN! DO JU NOT REEALIIZE JHOW EAZY EET WOULD BE FOR UN OF DEEZ BUFFOONZ TO
EEMPERSONATE ME?!?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Arnold Shwarzenegger<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 1:39 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/bill_murray.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>You are my hero. Please tell me we can use the giant mirror thingy to blast people a-la james bond.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Bill Murray<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 1:44 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/johnny_knoxville.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>"Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is the 12-foot solar collection satellite dish!" *Jumps in front of dish, catches
fire* "AAAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEE IT HURTS IT HURTS MAKE IT STOP!"<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Johnny Knoxville<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 1:45 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/Neil_Patrick_Harris.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Keep up the good work!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Neil Patrick Harris<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 1:53 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/jerry_seinfeld.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Kramers friend Bob Saccomano has one of these for sale.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Jerry Seinfeld<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 2:13 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/hans_blix.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>More dangerous than anything I found in Iraq!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Hans Blix<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 2:15 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/melinda_gates.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Bill has one of these on his space station.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Melinda Gates<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 2:18 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/iphone.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>test<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Iphone<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 2:22 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/shia_labeouf.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>My name is French for "Shia the Beouf." It is almost French for "Shia the beef," but not quite.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Shia Labeouf<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 2:38 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/will_ferrell.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>I can't wait to get naked and dance in front of your huge disco mirror!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Will Farrell<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 2:41 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/hans_blix.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>My brain has determined that you are building a weapon of mass destruction.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Hans Blix<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 2:48 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Becarefull -- if you blow up Uranus - Pluto will be pissed<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br><br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 2:59 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/sean_connery.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Are you proposing a duel between titans... your golden gun against my Walther PPK, eh Scaramaga?
<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Sean Connery<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 3:03 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/ed_norton.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Hey Ralphie boy! That's some sweet thingamig you built! But what will Alice think when she see's it, hey Ralhie boy?
What? I'm not that* Ed Norton? Oh...Nevermind.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Ed Norton<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 3:05 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/bill_murray.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>This is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions,
Old Testament, real wrath of God type stuff! Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, and volcanos! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifices, dogs and cats
living together, mass hysteria!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Bill Murray<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 3:13 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/madonna.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>I must have this monster on stage at my next show. I will use it to reflect my image while I sing "ray of light".<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Madonna<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 3:36 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/dytek.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Do you need a loan for more mirrors? PLEASE?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Dytek Guy<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 3:38 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/haley_joel_osment.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>You should start from the outside of the dish. Make a complete circle of mirrors at the edge of the dish, then another
circle of mirrors just inside of that one, and so on.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Haley Joel Osment<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 3:45 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/al-sistani.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>SUCH VAINGLORIOUS PRATTLE. FILTH. THE JIHAD WILL CATCH YOU ALL NAPPING. OBSCENITY.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 3:59 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/bono.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Will this help save Darfur? Why aren't you helping to save Darfur? YOU NEED TO SAVE DARFUR NEO er... ROB!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Bono<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 4:00 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/ed_norton.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I look like Chandler Bing! No black people on my show!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Ed Norton<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 4:10 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/Geraldo.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>You'll shoot your eye out!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Geraldo<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 4:31 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/hans_blix.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>All you need is the Solex, Dr Scaramanga. The Solex...<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Hans Blix<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 4:49 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/bill_oreilly.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>This inanimate object you are creating is more intelligent and reasoned than I am. And despite the fact that it will be
used to burn the crap out of shit, it is more constructive to society than my existence.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Bill O'Reilly<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 5:06 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I think if you were worried about mastic being too permanent you have never tried tog et old, dried liquid nais off of
anything, hip, cowboy chick or not.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br><br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 5:21 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/paris_hilton.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>That's Hot!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Evil Paris Hilton<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 5:22 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/telly_sevalas.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I'm dead, baby!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Telly Savales<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 5:48 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/scarlett_johansson.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>I'd like to come over and use the Light Sharpener for tanning. Is that ok?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Scarlett Johansson<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 5:51 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/jimmy_carter.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Peace out<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Jimmy Carter<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 5:52 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/bill_murray.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>This seems like something Serge Storms would use on a particularly nasty
individual...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serge_Storms<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Bill Murray<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 6:01 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/heche_1000.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I can't wait!
For 40 days. Or 40 nights.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Anne Heche<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 6:05 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/brittany_spears.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Like, where's the sharp part? <font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Britney Spears<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 6:34 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/elvis.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I wanna see you use this thang to make a hunka hunka burnin' cardboard.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Elvis<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 6:35 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/regis_philbin.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Whatever you do, please don't tell me this is your final page.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Regis Philbin<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 6:36 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/elvis.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>That's a hunka hunka burnin' solar panels.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Elvis<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 6:39 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>'; foreach ($face as $key => $value) { // echo ' '.$key.''; echo ' '.$key.''; } echo ''; echo ''; ?>
Hey, Rob, your php is showing. <font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br><br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 7:01 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/andy_dick.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I think calling me a "celebrity" might be a stretch.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Andy Dick<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 7:02 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/jerry_seinfeld.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>And what's the deal with all these Light Sharpener pages?!? I mean, c'mon.. Does anyone really need 12 pages of mirrors?
Am I reading an experiment or am I at Captain Willy's fun house?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Jerry Seinfeld<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 7:03 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>This must be a comment from R2D2<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br><br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 7:06 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/paris_hilton.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>That's hot.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Evil Paris Hilton<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 7:24 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/amanda_bynes.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Light the neighbors on fire.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Amanda Bynes<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 7:44 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>what? Shiny thing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw
-Dramatic Chipmunk<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br><br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 8:12 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/bill_oreilly.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Update your dang Coke Rewards points or the terrorists will have won.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Bill O'Reilly<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 8:44 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/tut.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Why isn't the owner of the Fabulous sppon goggles mentioned in the list?
Great project!
I want to see it go up for bid on EBay when you are done with it!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>King Tut<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 8:55 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/tut.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I guess I'm not mentioned because I can't spell sppon.
(Actually I can, I'm just a retard at times)
See? S-p-o-o-n! LMAO<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>King Tut<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 9:00 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Oooohhhhh, it is going to be so good!!!!!!!!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br><br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 9:01 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/oroville_redenbacher.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Simply great! I bet it'll pop some great popcorn!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Orville Redenbacher<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 9:04 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/paris_hilton.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Not only did I learn no lesson in jail, but I hope your mirror-thingy will fail!
aaaah, Evil Paris Hilton can rhyme!!!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Evil Paris Hilton<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 9:07 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/dick_cheney.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Ach, ve vill not excevpt anything bvt success Mr. Cockerham. Der Fuhrer vill be verry dissappointed vith you. You know
what the price of failure means to the Fatherland!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Dick Cheney<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 9:16 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/bono.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>You could of just asked us for the mirror ball from out last tour!
achtung baby!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Bono<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 9:36 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/kelly_clarkson.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>clive davis does not approve of this project<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Kelly Clarkson<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 9:46 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/avril_levine.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>OMG rob! i totally think this RAWKS!
liek yah im gunna like come and look at it
it bettur not make me look FAT!!11!!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Avril Levine<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 10:45 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/jenny_finch.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>What do your neighbors think about you? <font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Jenny Finch<br>Tuesday 10th of July 2007 11:42 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/tut.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>I have been waiting for what seems like thousands of years for the conclusion of this story<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>King Tut<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 12:10 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/kal_penn.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>THESE COMMENTS ARE HILARIOUS
you are lucky to have such a sharp and snarky readership, Rob.
Also: THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME. PLEASE UPDATE FASTER!
PS: I am the Indian Zach Braff.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Kal Penn<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 12:29 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/al-sistani.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>God will punish your blasphemy with hellfire. You must cease your satanic meddling and buy our oil!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 12:52 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I wonder how many engineers, that otherwise would have achieved greatness, failed because, despite their brilliant and
well-thought-out plans, when the most repetitive, boring, or difficult stage came about, they chose to cut corners
instead of doing it right.
I have no doubt your death ray will work. I also have no doubt that it could have been 50% better if you took the time
to plan the mirror arrangement, and aim them properly.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br><br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 1:20 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>neat!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br><br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 1:22 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/none.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>test<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br> <br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 1:36 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/sylvester_stallone.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Yo, this freaking experiment is getting old already! Finish the freaking thing or pull the plug!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Sylvester Stallone<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 1:40 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/sylvester_stallone.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Yo, this freaking experiment is getting old already! Finish the freaking thing or pull the plug!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Sylvester Stallone<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 1:56 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/jack_black.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right> Screenplays for You - free movie scripts and screenplays
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Jurassic Park (1993)
by David Koepp.
Based upon the novel by Michael Crichton and on adaption by Michael Crichton and Malia Scotch Marmo.
Final draft, December 11, 1992.
More info about this movie on IMDb.com
1 EXT<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Jack Black<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 1:57 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Boobies!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br><br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 2:56 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/mohammad_al_baradei.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Yeah yeah, your dish if great, but...
Don't I look like a more attractive version of Henry Waxman?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Mohammad Al-Baradei<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 3:11 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/ira_glass.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I cant believe some one did a This American Life type parody post before I did.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Ira Glass<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 3:44 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/mucktader.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Hovercraft<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Muqtada al-Sadr<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 4:13 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/barack_obama.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>You're so gay. In the past your content didn't suck. Now it sucks. Of course it doesn't suck as much as I do. But
then again, nobody does... not even Sir Hillary.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Barack Obama<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 6:20 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/dave_grohl.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>You stole my idea for a solar satellite cell. Oh, and I gave Kurt all his ideas. <font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Dave Grohl<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 6:55 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/daniel_radcliffe.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Man, I hope Harry gets burnt to death by one of these in the 7th movie. That would be an awesome way for him to die!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Daniel Radcliffe<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 7:20 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/iphone.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>RAWR<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Iphone<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 7:40 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/michael_moore.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>FREAKIN' SWEET!!!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Michael Moore<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 7:43 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/arnold_shwarzenegger.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>To those critics who are so pessimistic about this taking 12 pages, I say, Don't be light sharpner girlie men!
This is by far one of the cooloest F'ing things you've ever done.
Now get in da choppah and point dat ting towards Gray Davis' house. <font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Arnold Shwarzenegger<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 8:36 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/oj_simpson.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>If I had made a giant mirror satellite dish, it would have been just like this.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>OJ Simpson<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 9:22 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/elvis.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Yes. Very Nice.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Elvis<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 9:43 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>you broke the comment box....<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br><br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 9:57 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/telly_sevalas.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>I saw one of these babies back in the 70's and it's how I lost my hair, baby. *sucks on lollipop*<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Telly Savales<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 10:51 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/fred_armisen.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>why not just smash the mirrors and glue the tiny little fragments to the disk? Why go through the trouble of cutting
little squares? Smaller pieces fit to the contour of the disk better and thus sharpens the light even more.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Fred Armisen<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 11:05 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/joy_behar.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Who am I? Ugly.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Joy Behar<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 11:07 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/tara_reid.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Jeebus, hurry up with this thing. I'm on pins and needles.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Tara Reid<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 11:11 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/tom_cruise.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Here's the problem: You don't understand the history of light sharpeners. I do.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br><br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 11:20 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/bill_oreilly.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>This is just what the terrorists need, complete instructions on how to build a death ray. America will hold you
responsible Mr. Cockerman!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Bill O'Reilly<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 11:31 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/sean_connery.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>This is fargin' fantabulous!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Sean Connery<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 11:52 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/jay_leno.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Did you hear about the guy in Sacramento (heh heh) who built a solar collector in his backyard out of an old satellite
dish and hundreds of mirrors. What do you think, Kevin? *snicker*<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Jay Leno<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 12:15 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/dick_cheney.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Impeach Me!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Dick Cheney<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 12:37 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/joy_behar.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Damn. I am ugly. And I still don't know who I am.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Joy Behar<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 12:38 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/chen><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Arranging the mirrors in a circle, instead of a series of rows and columns, would have looked better, but because all
the surfaces of the dish are difficult to reach, this would have been a lot more effort. The dish would have to be
tilted three times for each circum of mirrors. Also, the mirrors, as the spiral reached the center of the dish, would
have fit together very poorly.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br><br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 12:57 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/ma_ying-jeou.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Try it yourself, get a bunch of wooden Scrabble letter squares and arrange them in a circle, then fill that circle with
a smaller circle of squares. As the circle gets smaller, the squares fit less well and leave more empty space between.
<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Ma Ying-jeou<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 1:00 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/ryan_seacrest.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Tiny, broken and irregular shapes would have been easy to create (hulk smash), but very time-consuming to arrange on the
dish. My experience piecing together torn-up credit card applications pays off again! <font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Ryan Seacrest<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 1:00 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/sean_connery.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN the shizzle is off the hizzie<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Sean Connery<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 1:03 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/david_duchovny.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Man, you're just BEGGING to be abducted, aren't you?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>David Duchovny<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 1:03 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/prince.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Kudos 2 U!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Prince<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 1:22 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/regis_philbin.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>He's got a light sharp-en-er! He sharpens the light! I can't believe it! He takes the light, from the sun, points it at
the little thingies, and he sharpens it! It's fan-tas-tic!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Regis Philbin<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 1:23 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/brittany_spears.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>It's wicked y'all!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Britney Spears<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 1:25 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/shallah_ramadan.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>It will bring God's wrath upon you!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Shallah Ramadan<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 1:38 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/mucktader.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Death to the infidel mirror great satan lululululululululullulululululululululululululululu!!!!!1! <font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Muqtada al-Sadr<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 1:46 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/50_cent.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>If you needs mirrors, i's got plenty of plat lying round.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>50 Cent<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 2:08 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/andy_dick.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Look. This is the real Andy Dick and I don't find what some of you are saying about me very funny. Please take my
picture of this stupid thing.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Andy Dick<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 2:20 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/janeane_garofalo.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>C'mon Andy! Don't be a spoil-sport. You can take full credit for the funny things, and attribute the other stuff to some
anonymous crank online.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Janeane Garofalo<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 2:50 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/oroville_redenbacher.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I like smoldering cardboard as much as the next guy, but I think you should build and suspend a chamber that would allow
you to make baked goods, or POPCORN.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Orville Redenbacher<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 2:54 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/Cillian_Murphy.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Hmmmm. I hope this mirror thing works out well for you.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Cillian Murphy<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 3:05 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/Cillian_Murphy.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Oh, and I almost forgot. Can you aim this ray at me to see if I'm really human? Because damn, look at these eyes. Look
at this face. This isn't human pretty.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Cillian Murphy<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 3:13 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/sean_connery.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>YOU THE MAN NOW, DOG!!!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Sean Connery<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 3:26 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/joy_behar.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I can't wait till the project is finished, or until a time machine is invented.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Joy Behar<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 3:51 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/gandalf_white.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Rob, you are creating a great and terrible weapon. We must do all that we can to ensure that it does not fall into the
hands of the Dark Lord Sauron.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Gandalf the White<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 3:57 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/Christian_Bale.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>A guy who builds a light sharpener clearly has issues. <font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Christian Bale<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 4:54 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/paris_hilton.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>That's hot.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Evil Paris Hilton<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 4:56 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>t<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br><br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 5:01 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/iphone.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>ring ring ring ring ring banana phone<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Iphone<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 5:11 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/lindsey_lohan.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Rob Crack-erham or Coke-erham or whatever your name is, you like know how many lines of coke could be done on this
dish!?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Lindsey Lohan<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 6:07 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/oprah.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>coke... COKE!! why is it all about the coke?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Oprah<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 6:43 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>'; foreach ($face as $key => $value) { // echo ' '.$key.''; echo ' '.$key.''; } echo ''; echo ''; ?><font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br><br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 7:25 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/amanda_bynes.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>wow, such promise with only a few hundred mirrors, cant wait for all the mirrors to be in place.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Amanda Bynes<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 7:36 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/will_ferrell.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>My name is spelled incorrectly!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Will Farrell<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 8:38 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/oroville_redenbacher.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>soon this thing will be able to pop my de-lis-e-osis popcorn. It'll be pop-a-rific! It'll be pop-tastic! It'll be
pop..., er, um, pop-good. The main point i'm trying to make here is that this light sharpening device will able to pop
popcorn. <font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Orville Redenbacher<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 10:08 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/smarty_jones.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I'm not Smarty, but I won a boat-load of money on him<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Smarty Jones<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 10:15 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/kal_penn.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>I must have amnesia... who is Kal Penn?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Kal Penn<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 10:15 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/sean_connery.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>The Penis Mightier!!! Anal Bum Covers!!!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Sean Connery<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 10:22 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/hillary_duff.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right> <font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Hillary Duff<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 10:49 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/50_cent.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>yo R! Go drink some vitamin water that shiz will get done in halfdatime.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>50 Cent<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 10:59 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/jack_black.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>You don't always have to glue them hard,
in fact sometimes that's just not right to do.
Sometimes you got lay on glue
and even give them some f'in smooches too.
Alright! Ya! Remix done for ya Rob.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Jack Black<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 11:02 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/topher_grace.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I had a dish like that back in the '70s.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Topher Grace<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 11:02 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/gandalf_grey.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>He who breaks a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom.
/I left all the above 6 comments. Nice job on the light sharpener.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Gandalf the Grey<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 11:05 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/michael_moore.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Hey!
Hey!
Robert J!
How many sticks did you burn today!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Michael Moore<br>Wednesday 11th of July 2007 11:56 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/Viggo_Mortensen.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Who the hell is Viggo Mortensen???<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Viggo Mortensen<br>Thursday 12th of July 2007 1:46 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>i like where this is going...no, wait, i dont know what i like!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br><br>Thursday 12th of July 2007 2:00 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/al-sistani.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>I could have walk to California to see the results faster than this!!!!!!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani<br>Thursday 12th of July 2007 3:59 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/caveman.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Me have fear of solar ray, not good for Uuug. But, sı good for fire make. Uuug hurt fingers when try make fire like Rob
do. Maybe This not hurt Uuug hand.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Caveman<br>Thursday 12th of July 2007 5:46 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/arnold_shwarzenegger.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Ican konfiirm, dat dis is definately not a toooomah.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Arnold Shwarzenegger<br>Thursday 12th of July 2007 5:55 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/gandalf_grey.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Wow, even I, Gandalf with my magical powers, could not do such a wonderous trick such as this. I praise you, Rob, and
your magical mirror machine.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Gandalf the Grey<br>Thursday 12th of July 2007 7:34 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/ira_glass.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Hey Rob
Maybe you've already seen this:
http://www.basicinitiative.org/programs/global_communities/solar_kitchen.htm
It's a solar kitchen for people that uses a giant solar dish.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Ira Glass<br>Thursday 12th of July 2007 7:50 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>there's no way to prove that I'm Phil Collins<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br><br>Thursday 12th of July 2007 9:43 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/tara_reid.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>I'll suck your cockerham for 1000 mirrors.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Tara Reid<br>Thursday 12th of July 2007 9:48 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/oj_simpson.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>If i killed im wife i would have used this, IF i killed her, which i didn't.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>OJ Simpson<br>Thursday 12th of July 2007 11:09 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/bono.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>I know it sounds like empty comments from another bloody rock and roller but that light sharpener is the future. Our
future, the worlds future. It's as if the sun had energy and you are capturing that energy. It's F*cking brilliant man,
brilliant. <font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Bono<br>Thursday 12th of July 2007 12:22 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/50_cent.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>word!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>50 Cent<br>Thursday 12th of July 2007 1:38 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/adam_sandler.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Soooooo hot!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Adam Sandler<br>Thursday 12th of July 2007 1:41 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/bono.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Every time I clapp my hands, A child dies in Africa<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Bono<br>Thursday 12th of July 2007 1:50 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/clint_eastwood.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Well stop clapping yoru hands, you moron.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Clint Eastwood<br>Thursday 12th of July 2007 1:51 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/Cillian_Murphy.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>dood- that shit could be dangerous! keep it safely covered lest the commies find it!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Cillian Murphy<br>Thursday 12th of July 2007 1:55 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/haley_joel_osment.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Yes, placing the mirrors in circles will create a spot in the center that doesn't fit so well, but you don't want
mirrors in the center anyway. With a 100% reflective surface, you won't be able to see the shadow from the pole in the
center and be able to tell when the dish is pointed directly at the sun, so it's good that there be a bare spot in the
center.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Haley Joel Osment<br>Thursday 12th of July 2007 5:39 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/rex_roller.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I had a dream about the light sharpener. <font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Rex Roller<br>Thursday 12th of July 2007 5:51 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/gandalf_grey.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Shrooms.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Gandalf the Grey<br>Thursday 12th of July 2007 6:59 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/andy_dick.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>He He Im Mr. Dick<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Andy Dick<br>Thursday 12th of July 2007 7:55 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>im tired but my husband is making me stay up and play world of warcraft with him...<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br><br>Friday 13th of July 2007 12:35 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/hillary_duff.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Oh Rob, you're such a clever cookie.
I'm rectangular!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Hillary Duff<br>Friday 13th of July 2007 3:10 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/jackinthebox.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>I used to scare the shiznit out of many a child in my day...<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Jack in the Box<br>Friday 13th of July 2007 6:07 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/hillary_1000.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>The light sharpener was MY IDEA, people! Take a look at the NY energy bill I put together. Gosh! Some people don't
get credit for anything! Wow, I'm a bitch. How could Bill have NOT cheated on me?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Hilary Clinton<br>Friday 13th of July 2007 6:10 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/barack_obama.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Hey Billary! I'll give you credit for voting for the Iraq War. Vote for Barack Obama.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Barack Obama<br>Friday 13th of July 2007 6:11 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/hillary_1000.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Damn you, Barack Obama! Damn you straight to hell! By the way, Rob, this is actually a wax sculpture of me, not the
real me.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Hilary Clinton<br>Friday 13th of July 2007 6:12 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/hillary_duff.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Hey, Mrs. Clinton. I'll vote for you! Aren't you like...Mayor of Gotham City or something? Anyway, we Hillarys have
to stick together! Tee hee!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Hillary Duff<br>Friday 13th of July 2007 6:13 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/david_beckham.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I did not move from across the pond to LA to get into Hollywood. Anyway, be sure to check out "Posh Spice moves to LA"
on ABC, Tuesday's, this Fall.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>David Beckham<br>Friday 13th of July 2007 6:15 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/scarlett_johansson.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Your project reminds of the time a bunch of Dept. of Energy scientists asked realized they could focus my voluptuous
and smoldering sexuality with a similar parabolic dish mirror to start the first successful fusion reactor. The project
soon failed due to a severe outbreak of chronic boner syndrome (CBS).
<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Scarlett Johansson<br>Friday 13th of July 2007 9:06 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/jerry_seinfeld.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>So, what's the deal with solar death rays anyway? It's like, you want to see yourself in hundreds of mirrors, but get
too close and ZAP, you don't exist! Anyone, anyone? *tap tap* Is this thing on?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Jerry Seinfeld<br>Friday 13th of July 2007 9:13 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/oj_simpson.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>ten cool points got to you sir<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>OJ Simpson<br>Friday 13th of July 2007 10:02 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>The light, it burns!!!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br><br>Friday 13th of July 2007 3:10 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/arnold_shwarzenegger.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Ja, I have major difficulten, my name to spell.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Arnold Shwarzenegger<br>Friday 13th of July 2007 4:05 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/charleton_heston.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! <font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Charleton Heston<br>Friday 13th of July 2007 4:12 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/matt_damon.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>MATT DAMON!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Matt Damon<br>Friday 13th of July 2007 4:38 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/barack_obama.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>suck it.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Barack Obama<br>Friday 13th of July 2007 6:35 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/barack_obama.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>I approve of this message, and I believe that this "Light Sharpener" has a lot of potential in the alternate fuels, and
anti-terrorism fields!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Barack Obama<br>Friday 13th of July 2007 7:21 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/andy_dick.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Do you think we are related?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Andy Dick<br>Friday 13th of July 2007 8:10 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/hillary_1000.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>When I'm President, bloggers will be required to update on a set schedule. <font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Hilary Clinton<br>Friday 13th of July 2007 8:28 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/oj_simpson.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I got sumthin sharper<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>OJ Simpson<br>Friday 13th of July 2007 8:29 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/bono.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Dude. Use this for peaceful things, like solving world hunger, ok man?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Bono<br>Friday 13th of July 2007 10:04 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/cher.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I got you, ray.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Cher<br>Saturday 14th of July 2007 1:23 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/grudzielanek.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Hotter than the hot corner! oh wait...how would I know.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Mark Grudzielanek<br>Saturday 14th of July 2007 1:27 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I was thinking about this before I went to bed last night. And I dreamed about it, no joke. I dreamt that you had
completed it, and you drew an overhead view diagram of how far you got the solar beam to "shoot" from the sharpener.
The diagram was you pinpointing your car from about 300 feet away, torching the living hell out of it.
I woke up and checked cockeyed. Dissapointment ensued.
Maybe tomorrow? <font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br><br>Saturday 14th of July 2007 8:26 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/gandalf_white.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Tis dark times that lay ahead of us.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Gandalf the White<br>Saturday 14th of July 2007 2:38 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/sanjaya.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>OooooOOO! It SPARKLES, like DIIIIIAMONDS!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Sanjaya<br>Saturday 14th of July 2007 2:41 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Pie<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br><br>Saturday 14th of July 2007 5:52 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/gandalf_grey.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Pie Pie PIe PIe rules!!! neopets.com<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Gandalf the Grey<br>Saturday 14th of July 2007 5:54 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/gandalf_grey.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>The last 2 are the only ones that are me! PIE! homestarrunner.com<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Gandalf the Grey<br>Saturday 14th of July 2007 5:55 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/gandalf_white.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>this is me too.=) PIE PIE PIE www.theswain.com<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Gandalf the White<br>Saturday 14th of July 2007 5:56 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/gandalf_white.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Neopets.com sire456123 neomail when #13 comes PIE PIE PIE!!!!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Gandalf the White<br>Saturday 14th of July 2007 5:58 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/oj_simpson.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I didn't do it.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>OJ Simpson<br>Saturday 14th of July 2007 9:16 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/bill_murray.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Nah nah nah nah nahhhhh nahhhhh nahhhhh nahhhhh
Buh buh buh buh buhhhhh buhhhhh buhhhhh buhhhhh<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Bill Murray<br>Saturday 14th of July 2007 10:03 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/will_ferrell.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>June seemed horribly impressed.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Will Farrell<br>Sunday 15th of July 2007 9:39 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/jackinthebox.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>I want to slather mayo on it...<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Jack in the Box<br>Sunday 15th of July 2007 11:30 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/clint_eastwood.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Did I glue 149 mirrors to my light sharpener or was it 150? Through all this excitement I lost count, so do you feel
lucky punk? Do ya?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Clint Eastwood<br>Sunday 15th of July 2007 12:18 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/chen><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Hovercraft<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br><br>Sunday 15th of July 2007 1:49 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/oprah.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Please, please set up a shawarma at the end of that pole.
Also: Are you worried about bringing down aircraft or migrating birds? Mark Trail will have words for you.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Oprah<br>Sunday 15th of July 2007 2:41 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/gandalf_white.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>The rebel fleet stands no chance against this fully operational LIGHT SHARPENER! PIE!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Gandalf the White<br>Sunday 15th of July 2007 5:23 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/gandalf_white.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Oohhh... planes...<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Gandalf the White<br>Sunday 15th of July 2007 5:25 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/sean_connery.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>I'll take Shwoards, for four hundred dollahs, shplease.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Sean Connery<br>Sunday 15th of July 2007 7:19 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/iphone.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I have this function<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Iphone<br>Sunday 15th of July 2007 7:53 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/gandalf_grey.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/07/14/suns-rays-are-harnessed-in-solar-furnace/#more-2722
Been there, done that!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Gandalf the Grey<br>Sunday 15th of July 2007 8:41 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/michael_moore.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Does it burn fat?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Michael Moore<br>Sunday 15th of July 2007 11:02 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/tara_reid.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>This is cooler than my breast implants.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Tara Reid<br>Sunday 15th of July 2007 11:38 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>When heating the cans or metal pots, you should paint it black to maximise heat absorption.... playing the Rolling
Stones song 'Paint It Black' may also help.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br><br>Monday 16th of July 2007 4:09 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/hillary_duff.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>This is one of the coolest satellite dish light sharpeners I have ever seen.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Hillary Duff<br>Monday 16th of July 2007 9:06 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/caveman.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>you know, there's no need to mock us further by making fire without rubbing sticks together. you bastard.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Caveman<br>Monday 16th of July 2007 11:39 am</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>no slacking off, I want to see this thing work<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br><br>Monday 16th of July 2007 12:54 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/david_hasselhoff.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Hi Rob,
Bring this on my show "America's Got Talent." I am sick of little kids singing all the time.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>David Hasselhoff<br>Monday 16th of July 2007 4:23 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/dick_cheney.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Now I can begin the final phase of my plan for world domination! Wahahahahahaha!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Dick Cheney<br>Monday 16th of July 2007 4:53 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/jackinthebox.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Don't burn your tree down.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Jack in the Box<br>Monday 16th of July 2007 7:51 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/martha_stewart.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>Rob Cockerham is truly a man after my own heart: Finding time-consuming, expensive ways to do something simple. In
this case, lighting a match.<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br>Martha Stewart<br>Monday 16th of July 2007 10:49 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/jessicaalba.jpg><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>Simpsons did it, Simpsons did it!!<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br>Jessica Alba<br>Monday 16th of July 2007 10:51 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>you should've gone the extra mile of aiming them all, that way you could really harness its power. Probably enought to
supply your house with all the hot water you'll ever need...<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br><br>Wednesday 18th of July 2007 5:08 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=left src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=left>I have an idea but i don't think it would work. Well, all a telescope does is gather light and concentrate it, not
unlike this or the coke can. What if you got a refractory telescope and put it at the hot spot. How powerful would
the light that's coming out of the eyepiece be?<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=left><br><br><br>Thursday 19th of July 2007 10:29 pm</td></tr></table><table width=70%><tr><td><img align=right src=../../lessons/google_sms/comment_faces/><font face=verdana size=2><br><br><p align=right>you can use regular fireworks and just light them from afar by attaching them to a long pole, holding them over the
light sharpener and hoping it lights.
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<font face=verdana size=1><br><p align=right><br><br><br>Sunday 22nd of July 2007 3:32 pm</td></tr></table>