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At last! The era of tubed dentifrices is about to meet a new foe! 

Toothpaste in a jar!

Consumers have a laundry list of complaints about toothpaste:

1. Neck clot

2. Missing cap

3. Over-squeeze

4. vaguely harassing "Always squeeze from bottom" instructions

5. Embarrassing backtube blowout

6. Pricey tube wringers

7. Midnight mix-ups

8. Short 4-5 day lifespan

...and the world's greatest engineers have finally taken note!

It is a JAR OF TOOTHPASTE!

Just dip your toothbrush into the jar for a perfect smear of paste everytime. It is as easy as dipping chips into salsa!

Jar of toothpaste holds an incredible 48 ounces of toothpaste, enough for 800 uses!

(number of uses dependent on toothpaste use habits, 800 uses figure based on .06 ounce, or 2 gram toothpaste application)

Jar of toothpaste has many advantages over measly tubes!

• Spreadable

• Shower-safe shatter-resistant plastic jar

• Re-fillable

• works with electric toothbrushes (up to 300 watts)

• fragrant

• visible contents makes children feel safe when brushing

• can be used with just one hand

• microwave safe

Jar of toothpaste is the perfect answer to every toothpaste problem! A flip-top snapping lid helps keep out insects and rats, while delicious sodium monoflourophosphate battles cavities and foul breath!

Bid today for a chance to have this incredible new product in your medicine cabinet!

Refill kit sold separately. Don't forget to floss.

The shipping charge will be $3 within the United States of America, $5 to Canada and $9 to the United Kingdom.

email any questions to rob@cockeyed.com

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