My sister Susan helped produce and edit an eight-minute movie last year, Pet Assassins.

It is awesome!

If you've ever found yourself being slowly driven mad by someone else's pet, you'll enjoy this film.

The jacket reads:

From the minds of 3 monkeys comes this parody that sells the services of THE PET ASSASSINS, a rogue group of CIA trained hitmen, who will settle that pesky pet problem of yours for a price. This is a comic mock infomercial with a little social commentary mixed in.

The movie stars Peter Dippery, Scott Adams, Sam Hood, Kevin Bell, Michael Garza, Sue Cockerham and Otis.

It was directed by Eric Schweickert. 

Movie purchase includes oil-resistant plastic case.

Makes a great gift for anyone that complains about the incessant barking from next door, especially if a dog is doing the barking.

Pet Assassins was made without harming any actual animals.

Despite the lack of any rollerblading basketball scenes, the movie is flawless comedy.

The shipping charge will be $3 within the United States of America, $5 to Canada and $8 to the United Kingdom. 

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