Wondering how ANYONE is going to find it? Thinking of putting "unbelievable", "frozen" or "holy Christ" in the title, just to get attention?

I'm auctioning one hyperlink from Cockeyed.com to ANY auction on ebay.

The link will be text, surrounded with my honest (perhaps modestly exaggerated) comments.

Here's how it could work:

1) Put an item up for auction on ebay.

2) Email me (rob at cockeyed.com) with the item number.

3) Within 24 hours, I'll have a link on top of the front page of cockeyed.com, pointing to this (one) auction. It will remain there for five days (120 hours).

Dozens of loyal cockeyed readers will be a click away from your auction!

Once they get to your auction, they could possibly bid on your item. That would be awesome.

Some restrictions: It doesn't have to be your auction, but it does have to be an auction. I won't link to an auction for porn, adult items, ink refill kits, acubeads, guns, ivory or fresh fruit. No auctions by Hyazukiryu. I reserve the option to not link to your auction if it is something forbidden by ebay rules.  If you have any doubts, email me.

I guarantee your auction counter (if you post a visible one) will reach at least 300 or I'll refund your money.

There is no cost for shipping. I accept paypal, money orders and checks.