The internet is buzzing with talk of an auction FOR AN AUCTION!

That's right, eBay auction 2078543553, the auction for a link from Cockeyed.com has the critics howling!

NOW!  Take advantage of that wave of viewership with a link from that now INFAMOUS auction!

I'm auctioning one hyperlink from the "seller added additional comments" section at the bottom of auction 2078543553 to any auction on ebay!

The link will be text, surrounded with my honest (perhaps modestly exaggerated) comments.

Here's how it could work:

1) Put an item up for auction on ebay.

2) Email me (rob at cockeyed.com) with the item number.

3) Within 10 hours, I'll have a link at the bottom of auction 2078543553, pointing to your (one) special auction. It will remain there until 2078543553 ends, on December 11th!

Dozens of loyal cockeyed readers will be two clicks away from your auction!

Once they get to your auction, they could possibly bid on your item. That would be spectacular!

Some restrictions: It doesn't have to be your auction, but it does have to be an auction. I won't link to an auction for porn, adult items, ink refill kits, acubeads, guns, ivory, blankets, or fresh fruit. I reserve the option to not link to your auction if it is something forbidden by ebay rules. If you have any doubts, email me. 

I guarantee your auction counter (if you post a visible one) will reach at least 280 or I'll refund your money.

There is no cost for shipping. I accept paypal, money orders and checks.

I'm selling this hyperlink with NO RESERVE. Payment due within 8 days of auction end.