This auction is for a new 7.5 ounce bottle of Dial Complete Foaming Hand wash.
I think this soap totally rules over every other soap in the world, or more precisely, the foaming pump rules.
A problem with bar soaps is that they always leave annoying slivers of soap.
Bar soaps can also leave a gooey mess on your sink.
Regular liquid soaps seemed like a good idea, but they are so thick that washing your hands feels more like you are trying to get the soap off than you are trying to wash up.
The "foaming pump" changed all this, it changed EVERYTHING!
Dial Complete comes out in a little pile in your hand! A rich foamy pile without electric vacuums, pressurized tetrofluorethane or dangerous heating coils!
The secret is this cool new pump from the Airspray Corporation in the Netherlands.
There are about 186 pumps worth of soap in the 7.5 ounce bottle. Assuming you have two hands, that is enough for two months. Read more about those trials here.
There is this big chamber at the bottom or the pump that sits inside the bottle. I think the air from that chamber gets made into the fine, soft bubbles in the foamy lather. Rock!
Here is a view from the bottom. Don't try to reverse-engineer this pump! No! Your pump will fail!
Since the pump is the important part of this soap, I've created some nice directions on how to refill the bottle of Dial Complete with cheap diluted liquid soap. Maybe it won't kill 99.99999999999999999999999% of the germs that way, but I think you'll survive.
I'll include a printout of the procedure, also available at http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/foamsoap/dilute.html
Refill the bottle at your own risk. The potential for MASSIVE OVERFOAM is too great for me to insure against possible consumer idiocy.
I can also include the bottle-refill instructions on CD rom, if anyone wants that instead. You cannot have both, it is EITHER the printed instructions OR the CD rom with the refill instructions in webpage format, exactly as they appear here.
Don't try to shave with Dial Complete Foaming hand soap. I stung the crap out of my face like that.
The shipping is free within the United States of America, $4 to Canada and $6 to the United Kingdom. I accept paypal, money orders and checks. Visit Cockeyed.com today for the latest in amusing photos and science experiments.
You could also buy Dial Complete at a drugstore. This stuff is awesome.
Send email: rob at cockeyed.com with any questions.