The Grail Bladder burster "unholi" trente-deux or the grandoise Daaa-aamn! Booty bb (bladder burster) Chutney the "drought relief" big huge enormous bomber The Dreadnaught the awesome sauce The Starbuck Starbucks' biggest cup JKL enormous, big, immense, towering Plene. the cardiac Holle 'Large' gigante Pretentious Yuppie Trente. Statuesque Miwang Doodlenurf Magnum Sacralidge biggun GINORMITRON! The "Sancti." It's fakeitalianicious! waste of money? LaLa "sasquatch" "Andre the Giant" "exam week" obese overload 26 or 32 oz Godzilli Monkeyato oh my god i'm tired it's 5am i desperately want to contribute an idea but i have to sleep instead getbente Shite - of course with the psuedo Italian 'ay' sound heart attack My ass is not big enough already, so I'll drink a larger cup of coffee to make it one size bigger. "Colosus" difettoso large gulp gargantua "aggrandize" def: to make greater; increase or enlarge in size or scope, to enhance the power, reputation, or position of, to enhance the wealth of the mother The "estresse"? :/ Bigulpende unnecessaire Bastardo engorged tiny a la unecessario jumborio size sehr groß enorme énorme 巨大 거대한 pantagruelico voluminoso pretentious Life's Bitter Sweet Ennema D-cup I think I'm going to have to go with the "Enorme" or possibly even "Enorme Eccellente" el slurpo Malcolm Catorce! The BigidyBig 32 oz.-- The GORDO Bucket peerightaway gigaaaaante! Fatwa friggen huge! more than you can afford, pal The Cockerham "gonzo" - jeff z. Vomitorium bucket the big one muy grande Quart o' Caffeine "Snooty italian name" veni vedi vicci "uber" -Anthony- www.antfreq.com Bladder Buster gigante Moose Leviathan Colossus Big-Gulp $10 cup of coffee The Glutton FAT! XXL Mamma Jamma li'diot How about Obese enormo "Enorme" would be fitting... Only because "Big Gulp" was already taken. morgage extra pretentious lage (lake) gouge (prounounced GOW-jay) jejenum supremo, Maxi, Tankard, Barrel Anorexia Buster ginourmouse "Diabetic Express" pants "VMC" Vessel of Mass Caffine plente secchio which means "bucket" C. Stewart, Michigan The Guzzler impressivante! scamme grassa tub-o-liquid-crack The Hogshead Thor Gantor mucho vente gutbag Gigante perhaps "The Compensator" overpricio The "Cockerham" "shed" How about "trente"? HANNIBAL: For the West-Asian countries of your Monday morning that need brutal conquering... ... God I need a life. extra large mege gross Triente Yes, it's $10. Now do you want it or not? Le Gluttone The Cream Attack Kegger. Behemoth. Hummer. (I'll have a hummer, no whip.) Kong. Goldblum. ginormous Triente OR Yes, it's $10. Now do you want it or not? OR Le Gluttone OR The Cream Attack Pretentious Mamma mia bariatrica ginormous farkin' huge Ventisei bulbous - this is as unconnected as previous names from reality Why not the large? I've always thought the large to be the largest thing you can order, save a few special cases with "extra-large" and such. So, I suggest "large", hercules prententiously big the $5 cup a joe? I think a good name for the new (and somewhat non-existent) Starbucks® cup size should be the "Holy Shit!" size. Thanks for the opportunity to speak out on the horrors of Starbucks'® grossly undersized cup sizes. Anthony "The Pee Bringer" The Dooce How about Overpricce? Ubre - in honor of the "uber" trend that seems to be happening. (My keyboard has no oomlauts.) eightbucks BFC10K hyper Paycheck Buster Call it "The Biggity". Mucho The Humunga Cowabunga from South Central Seatle Retardulous. molto grande enorme The "Grinder" The "Diuretic" ginormous redonkulous Vente II - This Time It's Personal the "plente" (rhymes with "vente") My Penis Cockerham SuperWasteOfMoney-o My suggestions: Enorme. Tremendo. Gigantesco. Il mio dio è grande. Bevanda molto grassa. Usi la stanza da bagno ogni quindici minuti. Translated: Enormous. Tremendous. Gigantic. My God it's big. Very fat drink. Use the bathroom every fifteen minutes. Biggun' Abyssal Molto Mario Maestro the Bucket Bucky gigante, trente, massimo, maximo, hugo, largo, largissimo, bigone (pronounced be-gonë), secchio (bucket in italian), enorme, massiccio, ampio, omicidio, omicidiale the "Cockerham" il mio asino grasso Molto (very) Troppo (too much) Grandissimo (large) Obeso (overweight) How about the "You're gonna be peeing for a while"? honkin tsunami Godzilla Gigantor Gigante Enorme Grasso a in nyc You could just call it Texas. Kong gigunte μεγάλος The Dooche Brokeback bucket Trenta The Mongo Explodo I'd have to recommend either "gigantesco," "pazzo," or "gastrointestinal disaster." Il Gigante fucking retarded The "all coffee is bad" size. gay this is the reason starbucks should burn Stupendi They should name it "Andre" or "Huggy bear size" "The Load" "Venti2" "Great Grande" "Bigger than a venti" "The Quarte' " Or they should make up a name like, "Lavete" Finally, since I cannot function w/o coffee, how about "Mo'love' " bone-me El Massivo alatte. Valdez Super Size cafovel (CAFfeine OVEr Load) $12 Coffee Pythono- whatcha going to do when the 32oz pythono runs wild on yooooooooooou! Cuppa Dodo Braun "big ass" The Gordo whoa mama bigguns crazy bastard Bladder Buster jittere or addicte magnifico ginormous Gluttone custard max-caf "The American" super glug slap my ass and wake me up "The Colini" macho grande The Tweaker "The Urethrity" "The Bladissimo" "The Bladissimo" excesivo Still crappy at 26! How about the "troppo?" I think that's Italian for "too much." benna (italian for bucket) Perhaps more italian phrases are needed? 1) gigantesco (mammoth) 2) ripartizione nervosa (nervous breakdown) 3) guasto del rene (kidney failure) -aaron Bucky I vote for generalissimo. Expen'se Ludicrous shipe, pronounced "sheep-ay" How about "brobdingnagian"? -chocky3000 dumptruck cavern grande' canyone' herminator ono bucket body buttful SHIZAMM! How about huge? Or even F'ing Huge? insomnia Tanker "Jug-O", "Overdose", "Gigantesco" (Gigantic in Italian),"Over-the-top", "Cold before I can drink it all", "Obese" (or "Obeso" in Italian), "barrel" ("Botte" in Italian) Obese really big Tiger Liquid Eight-ball Giant farking cup in which you burn your money Elephante death to starbucks! Mr. Dobolina, Mr. Bob Dobolina mezzo gallone gagger vente-er pantagruelico (Italian for gargantuan) Horkin' Huge - oh my lord The Gig The Googleplex. The Google for short, which nicely leads into a cross over marketing campaign. bladder bustercino "large" Magnum wizzinator Buon Jumbo Gigundo grando gulp grande (big gulp in italian) Big Hoss Chernobyl Suck my Froth! NECESITO PISAR butt load, or in italiano -carico di obiettivo (according to freetranslation.com The Benjamin (a reference to how much it'll probably cost) Phat - and you have to order saying, "I'll have a P-H Phat Latte." How about "Big Fucking Coffee"? No? Too corporate? I would call it the "grandissimo" (a snotty way of saying "largest"). Incidentally, 32 fluid ounces (nearly 1 litre) is equivalent to 3 trips to the toilet for an average adult, so you could call it the "triple bladder". (From Ashley) Pretentione Cup o' 2K Calories the HUGE ASS CUP OF JOE duper The Ulcer Extra large. Give it up with the frou-frou, fancy cup names. It's small, medium, large and FREAKING EXTRA LARGE. énorme rimbombante fat-tub-o-lard Large gigantor WTFBIG!!?! Monstro ubervente ginormous Whalemouth The IV The canadian starbucks should call it the 'big eh?' Seizure in a cup Seattle Growler diaracicte Fatty McButter Pants dialysis empire I'd like a french roast libre, and an iced mocha on stilts for my lady friend. Shagglewach Biggeton Randleshaw the shotallgrandventemundo the www.myspace.com/thisishardtopick WHATTHEFUCK!?!?! gigante big bertha "mucho" Gargante olympic super big extra huge ginormous too-much-to-actually-physically-drink veni, vidi, vici tidal The Cockerham The Pool sopra valutato Trenta - for "30" The Stein Secchio (Italian: mop bucket) small big boy the vacater colon blow fatti Ginormo Nebuchadnezzar tankard Spitoon octaroon Alto Primo! Heifer grasso Gigantigo-Huge, the StrongBad, Lard-butt-fat-pig Special crescendo Supero I think it should be called the "Oh shit, I was up way too late last night drinking, I'm ehausted, hungover, possibly still a bit drunk, and I need to get my ass to work" size. wallet-buster the cockeyed special Ridicunormous Magilla Waist Buster honcho or iwaki or whapanese, because I am a 6'6" Japanese-American. Vente Grande gulpe how about the "CQ" (cold quart) Ginormous Continenti teh motherf*cker Bucket-0-Caffeine Biggulpi Cupus Maximus Uber Vente Largesse the Americano...oh, wait, that name may be taken. Hella The Twitch Bucket The Machismo Gargantugoblet Silo Extremo Ginganto the shocker The Vidi Vici. La Benna "Who Let the Dogs Out?" Uncontrollable Caffeine Buzz Just gimme the whole damn pot. Lake Superior Diabetic-Coma-in-a-Cup How about 'enorme'? the jittery jug insonne the "uber". humongous, lord of the wasteland. mr sneezles no The bohemente stupenda "Elfen" "Two days worth of coffee" I'd like a 26 oz. "vafuncolo" please. Aneurysm Trenta. Since Venti means 20 and Trenta means 30. whopper! ... or, hmmm ... UberBueno The "WTF?!" Pee pee Immidiamente! Bladder Popper Valdeze Hindenburg The "D cup". WayTooMuch wastebasket American Olympic gigante The Professional Mo' Profit G-Dub Kegger visage Coffee in a Drum 2nd mortgage arriba overdose Mega-gulp mondo muy grande pangea, mussolini or maybe "pre-subway jared" Man boob size caffeine junkie sized forte How about "Double D" cups? Pantalones! GIGANTE` big gulp plente extravagante BringIt I like to call my 30 oz daily dose here at home my "bucket" of coffee. Just the right amount for getting the day started ;^) Flargle The 'Palpitata'... for the twitchies you'd get after downing one. the super-vente the extra-tall The "Ridiculous" Gattapi... "Gotta Pee" The Crap-tacular american the heatstopper enorme - italian for huge/enormous Gluttonous For increased sales how about "Regular" gigante the Yuppe Egregious colosso Busti Big Earrings Whoa Andre (as in "the giant") The "Bazooka" The BA size. (Big-Ass size) Bladder Buster S.U.V. Pretentioso geant ----------- french for giant the yao ming the john holmes large honkin' How about "mondo" so you could order a "mondo machiato?" Or "superio" so you could get a "superio americano" Or maybe "crazo" and be able to order a "crazo tazo tea" Then there's the "plente" for the "plente latte" And finally, I suggest the "imaxi" for the "maxi mocha." Humongo substantialy monolithic glutton Martin Nevoigt suffers from a genetic condition known as MICROPENIS. Géant 9.5 Decaliter gigante King King night rider 9.5 Deciliter (correction, deci not deca) doppaventi énorme fatass doppaventi elephantino Huge Thimble Di'piu-Italian for More Enorme'-Italian for Huge Malto-Cobination of the Italian words for Very(Molto) and Tall (alto) the caffeine seizure GIGANTE` Di'piu-Italian for More/ Enorme'-Italian for Huge/ Malto-Combination of the Italian words for Very(Molto) and Tall (alto)/I Like MALTO the best ....imo.... How about the 'way too much coffee'... uber how about..... short, tall, grande, vente, beyonce? -Chris Loental caffinator El Superfluity! Fifth How about the Rotundo? The Barsuck Cringe Wadlow The Pantagruel The Silver Goose The Flapjack I have to second the vote for OMGWTFCOFFEE Pisser gigantesco gicootis enorme Bucket O' Joe "The John Holmbuck" the "Coronary" maracna broham sutze Vente EXTREME EDITION el gordo the biggest size The Wicked "obese" slogan: you're already fat, so why not? -jamie Jug! So you can order a jug of coffee! Supersized big joe MY PENIS! Because, yknow, its huge. Humongo of course in keeping with the italiano: the godfather, gigantesco, gulp grande, il fonzy, formato eccellente, pistole grandi, enorme, lo stallion italiano, il balboa roccioso, il quencher, cocaina liquida, pounder quarto, my cousin vinny. Ron Jeremy This is my favorite (at a coffee chain in Baltimore/DC): "Gigante" Now, clearly this is Spanish (who hasn't seen Sabado Gigante!!). So, 'G' is most often 'H'. However, here on the East Coast, not too many Spanish speakers. As I'm standing in line, the man in front of me orders the "Jiganty" mocha. This alone is hilarious to me, but I have trouble keeping my laughter silent when the lady behind the counter shouts to her co-worker "ONE JIGANTY MOCHA!" If you're going to name your drink in a foreign language in order to seem slick, at least teach your workers how to pronounce it... The Latino, because a dollar an ounce is really that good. If they named it after taste it would be called SHITTY! tachycardia Enormo. Collosso. Super-Mega-Titano. Keg. Barrell. Tankard. Sip. (For irony's sake.) Vat. Tub. Gargantuo. Thirty Dollars. Chilled Monkey Brains The "Poverty exists because instead of donating a dollar to charity you spend $12 on a disgusting beverage that you'll never consume in one sitting" the "thirsty mc'shakesalot" special, with sweet and sour sauce Alaska! The Gaudy spumone Mammo (mamoth, obviously) Biggn' Friggin' Caffeine Overload! large GIGANTOR Biggie addict prici pretentiouse The Iditarod Thirstquencher OR the titte the "fat albert" ventier suprande or Temunda bigasse Gupo Given Starbuck's prices? The "mucho-dinero" bladder buster we've landed on the moon! we've landed on the moon! Jagnesium 6000 with functional turbo reclination spout, endorsed by Bill Bixby aggiunta - Italian for addiction Coffee in a fucking cup and there ain't nothing you can do about it. unnecessary Warning: mysql_fetch_array(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /home/starbucks/public/include/coffee.php on line 26 Plentee peace out, kidneys Loosestoolie Assinine Obesete fenomeno della vescica molto the dillinger escape plan I once had a dream of going to Tully's and ordering a Titanic mocha that ended up costing $24. So I think the new Starbucks cup size should be Titanic. Grande Larcenier Chubby BaBa Booey Giagantor Hujamugus molto molto grande big really big oh my god, that's huge the Moneyshot fuckin' gigantic "Medically Enhanced" or "Hueg" Too Much Money Corporate Caffeine Size Oh god! I'm jittery! hooooo-oowwwge supremo pretentiousee gigantor accelerando biblico robocope Gigante. Riesig mucho grande mungo Flambe In the case of a Mocha Marble Macchiato Caramel with whipped cream?? The FAT ASS extra large large Big ass cup-a-coffee so-big-you-should-just-eat-coffee-beans-e grandissimo gigante enorme "vente+" or "enorme" or "alto" "The Support Cup" is my vote- Eliott R. Your "Mom" Is "my heart's about to explode" too wordy??? Le Eiffel Big Gulp! i'm sure that a bunch of nerds have already told you that it's "venti." so add me to the nerd list. anyhow, let's call the big one the jitteri (ji - TER - i). kr leviathan medium blottisimo the engourged big mother commodius prodigious extra-vente fatty the eye opener Gordo, spanish for fat. sha1("topdown"); telekinesis gerbil uber the keg mogambo Pissoire Why dont they just give the people what they want and go for the 128 ounce "Gallono"? Badonkadonk The $8.99 shfkjsdhfk "just like an IV" "buzziggest" Soul-killer SUPER ROYALE The pee pee maker LePiz Friggin' Huge Tweek...it's a little too similar to tall so possibly jitter is a better name. I'll have a jitter tripple espresso. Thanks Enough with the fucking stupid names already just give me the biggest fucking on you've got. Enough with the fucking stupid names already just give me the biggest fucking on you've got. A liter 'o coffee. Largearse, Thatsalottacoffee, Slurporiffic. trente excremente Really Really Big manute bol bluto pealot...as in, pee alot Mundo extra vente, or super duper grande Gordo Nebuchadnezzar Family Gigantictacular The Starbucks big-bucks In teh spirit of New Orleans, Big Ass Coffee Glutte "Make Me Fat" sounds good. Then when someone orders it you can hear their intentions out loud. Don't go too far from the bathroomio Americano Here's a few ideas Umpte (pronounced with an ump-tee) Big Joe $7 worth of crack The Whole Damned Bean or simply Extra Large UBER!!! El Nastyo Hitler-sized "Benna," italian for bucket. C-Cup overindulgence the super vente colon cancer I'ts John Eaton, In honor of the MOvie Airplane, I say name the extra large, the "Macho Grande" espente The Big Fat Bastard The Ron Jeremy PissMagnet Big Ass sue-me-im-scalded fatty The CumStain The "Future Bathroom Break" The "Pisspot" "Gigante" rolls of the tongue well, and is similar to "gigantesco," Italian for "gigantic." Wangtacular too fucking big gigante The Seattle Giant Sunrise What do you mean that have a "Short"? magnus The Joe Strummer! The Joe Strummer! The Joe Strummer! The Joe Strummer! The Joe Strummer! The Joe Strummer! The Joe Strummer! The Joe Strummer! The Joe Strummer! The Joe Strummer! The Joe Strummer! The Joe Strummer! The Joe Strummer! The Joe Strummer! The Joe Strummer! The Joe Strummer! The Joe Strummer! The Joe Strummer! imperial Excursion Bladder buster Seal breaker Gigantor "macho" "manly" fat boy it's a blast Big mofo dirty sanchez El GRande too big gicantinormohugeasourous Dino The Urinator just hook me up to an IV with coffee in it John Eaton again, how about 'The Ueber' John again, 'The Galaxy Class' mucho Groß (Gross). Grande is Spanish, Vente is Italian, next in the series should be German. It means large, big. Pig-dog-daddy gigante giant wad "sporto", to go with the SUV's purchased by the same people who need a quarter gallon of coffee drink Kidney failure fatte grosse The BFC Collosso! The Glutton The Oinker The Spastic Colon Buttload Colonoscopy In A Cup mucho vente Lardo Anal Leakage Mud Butt Mug-Hugger's Delight SkullKrusher The Anti-Cheese Venterclast Mega Super Double Secret Sized I'm #1 in-vente Bladder "Eruptus" the too much Gordisimo. The Proctologist way too enormously huge The Caffiene Heart Attack The Oinker Nacho libre Jigundo Fernte the "hugemongous" Double D "the wallet breaker" I can't imagine the cost on a 26 ounce drink. the smackmouth!! shit shit shit They're gonna make a cup this big!!! Dulce de Grande glutton The "Beefcake" your entire paycheck bucket (pronounced boo-kaay) Obese Gignormo (pronounced Jig Nore Moe) zongo! estupendo The Widow-Maker Scrotum-e Americano Royale with Cheese the NerveWrecker The "You will be peeing your pants in half an hour" cup How about "Buzz-Bomb! or "Cafe au HUGE!" Ted@deacondark.com Impotence Jet fuel Titanic The Downpayment gigante pepeepeeo mega The Heart Starter Mucho, Mega, Bolshe, Luche, Brava, Magnifico, Tupo, Pisa, Hanso My Penis! Grenade ..... as it will make your head explode the Multibladder X-treme! Giganto Diuretique! aureate that's "venti," italian for 20. Can't fit in my cupholder Soprano vente tall Omuddah! magnum fatty the Colon Blower Both shall share the name of their heritage! "I'll take an America sized double double please." bladder-filling The "Holy Crapole'" its already called the Big Gulp The 'I'll have to piss in a half-hour, but I'm gonna drink it anyway' size. the 'gordo,' no one needs that many ounces of blended mocha latte. squashy uber El Diablo gigante The Gigundus Santa Maria obese Super Gigante Biggie Sized Ted-Kennedy-Shot-Glass sized Pajero trenta Valhalla dude! Gigantè Cuptissimo Huge-ass costoso the yeti The Alottacrappa Supra-vente Toilet (It holds a gallon) the Ego El Bichote! In Puerto Rico we managed to miss-translate Big Shot to Bichote. It even has extra power because bicho is slang for penis. Considering that starbucks has become a meeting place for many big shots who also happen to be dicks, "El Bichote" seems to fit perfectly. God Bless corporate America and its 5 dollar coffee. Adolfo. The Cheney merde Gigantor Bloated, overcaffeinated person who has a weak bladder, but in italian. The Jim Henson Gigantor potente American millitun (a tun being a large cask holding about 250 gallons) kilo iper the "daaaaamn" american Large 26/32 ounce Big Gulp the "pretention" size tankard o' joe Shlongi gorda Muy vente Muy vente $53-dollar-a-cup coffee... pazzia - Italian for insanity The Cock-Waggler gigante the larger options i'm used to are "quad" for quadruple espresso, or a "jumbo" or "gordo". but i think i'd rather see a "behemoth" TALL ASS CUP O COFFEE! I'll take a large TALL ASS please! Coffee excessive The Big One... Think about it... walk into a Starbucks... ask for a coffee... "What size?" THE BIG ONE!... Could be very satisfying. buddha, the american, grandeist, ventacular, indulge (in-dul-jay) Sweet Caffeinated Overdose. Trente Latte the "coffee pot" Brobdignian Gotterdammerung Leviathan Kong The Cockeyed was better before it became a commercial mouthpiece website -- pule cup Pule the "26 or 32 ouncer" "caliente" - it falls in line with the "grande", and the "vente". it also has extra syllables to go with the extra ounces Ginormo The Sabado Gigante Benne... Italian for bucket. Groot (it's dutch for large) supro Humung-e size ridiculouse "twenty" - it works as both a name and a price. Dealer size calix maximus Jug Back that ass up my balls size viagra Guzzler omega biggulppe twitche Compensating for Something ultra extra vente Three-more-dollars-for-six-more-ounces the second mortgage Vente 2: Electric Boogaloo Ayatollah milkfuck the gigante huuuuuuge The Yamato gigavente The William Taft HMS Victory énorme this is huge translated to French. It reads the same (except for the accent mark) in portugese, italian and Spanish. I would have tried Fricken huge but I don't think fricken will translate to any other language. Annette caffeinbabe@aol.com The jittere bladdre Big colossal huge gigantic INSANE CAFFIENE JOLT!!!! pule teeny tiny encombrant enormoso Maximus! (with exclamation mark included) Super-Mega-Ultra-Maxi-Whopper-Extra-Grande-Plus Grandeventemongous. Bladder Buster Keg Lawsuit-size Family-size Lateforwork Oprah-sized Big Ass 4.) Thou shalt not covet used motor oil. Grosse Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm. Mammoth We're gonna need a bigger SUV... sumo rename tall to medium, grande to tall, vente to grande and name the new one vente! The Joe Fuckin' Horvath Medium COCKSIZED or COCKERSIZED! GoldenPalace.com Extrabagarbonza How about the "large" Extra vente Ultra Chewbacca Super Giganto Vente, Vidi, Vici Big Gulp The American goliath Bohemoth Mammoth infarto libido The Cleveland Steamer The $6 Coffee! The "Just be grateful this isn't real coffee" size Ulysses Hubris pesante Glutto(i) "Frickin' Huge" (as in "We have three sizes: wee, not so wee, and Frickin' Huge!") I paid too much for my coffee and all I got was this dumb cup. too much coffee The Palastinian The Ramy! Ventelentemente the "i like to consume large amounts of liquid in the morning" size Torretta too much f***ing coffee El Maximo supa dupa fly Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious All-American size Patriot size Super-mega-large Bucket the drankulator Iso-C coffe sizzurp, i hate jesus, my balls itch, the mamasan spanker Danza The Fatty insert snarky smartass Starbucks-denigrating comment here. Now, off to Starbucks! gigante the "extreme" Big Honkin 6-trips-to-the-bathroom fat frank the glutton "babs - here's your iced glutton extra caramel caramel latte" El Biggus Gulpus estremo (italian for extreme) Mussolini THE FUCKING HUGE CUP!!!!! Hitleriffico Kidney Stoner BFD (big fucking drink) How about "the Big Spazz", ala 7/11's Big Gulp? The uber cup i'm personally pulling for "big mother", what about adding something before vente like PRONTO VENTE (ok i'm pulling at straws now. "Un'oncia per ogni lettera dell'alfabeto" (an ounce for every letter of the alphabet). Fits in with all the other dozens of words modern coffee orders contain. THE BUCK! "Extra Large" least they continue to perpetuate crimes against the English language. big honkin, as in "iced decaf big honkin vanilla nonfat 2 equal latte" The Pancreas Buster Die UberVente Obesite The Waystovmone Electric Boogaloo The Ed Sullivan (we've got a really, really big ...) Gigante The Ixnay corpulent Pavoratti Pavoratti mucho excess gordo bigBucks superStar 2much P-soon StarDose WireMeister StarGulp Trough SM2 (Still Mostly Steamed Milk) Dop-e-oh Large -- they don't have a Large! Royale With Cheese behemoth the Colon Blaster The Ken Lay Cockerham sabado gigante Ginormous! gluttony gallon extra large. because that's what the normal people call coffee that is larger than the large. duh. the "bucket" American You're gonna spend all day in the bathroom. "Portly" muchos-maxi The Magnum The "Magnum" Mario Maciel big ginorme starfucks magalisous gut bombo "Pull Over Honey!" Super Vente portapotti The "cup as big as my inflated ego times the width of my fat ass" size plente (plenty..heh...get it??) grande vente chunky monkey bucket 'o caffiene star-bucket fuck-me-thats-a-big-one grande vente chunky monkey bucket 'o caffiene star-bucket fuck-me-thats-a-big-one star-bucket My-Grandkids-Will-Be-Born-Shaking size Is Gelati-Robi still in business on J-Street? my girlfriend had a great suggestion: Il Pavarotti! huge Big Fatty what more coffee? More Than You Actually Want Macho the "I will never sleep again. Ever." seems like a good one to me. crazy el diablo Colon Rooter Many Plethora the asshole The "Holy Fuck How Much Damn Coffee Do You Need?" size big gulp The Prickly Goat Buster mofo cuarente chuck norris Andre the Giant Pretentious Da most big coffee cup yet. Super Deluxoid Ginormous Augmented Pope's commode avion jigga-what The Cunt Rudder mamada Enorme plump Gigantor supersize Blooter HU-FRICKEN-NORMOUSEey Venterrhia Hercules. The "Are you fucking kidding me?" Either: The Godfather, Coffee Whore or Vente is my Bitch. I couldn't decide. Big Gulp Double D Amazonus The Global Warmer The Obese American Grande-Venti-Hugeo jesus Grande-Venti-Hugeo large Yo Monster Mash Fatty Magnum budda DAS COFFEE. DAS COFFEE. they should rename their smallest size to be simply "small" and then move up all the names ahead/ Non Troppo Non troppo-means not too much venteshortisio The Jittery Rob Cockren (sorry about spelling errors) looks verrry similar to Matt Cameron-drummer of Pearl Jam ! the runs Stupendous Grosso! The Conquistador or El Conquistador Compensation Niggas aint shit Senor gigantico The El Conquistador Elephantine Skyscraper Antilles Bigga Gullpah Flatulencia Oy Vente! Mussolini Absurd The Cockerham Forte -- or is that too obvious? Balls Cocknocker The "Trente" or the "Grandiose." Rush Limbaugh Size Word to Your Mother suprende' Gigantasaurus. Java the hut imperial assload Tubba Joe omg, i can see shadow people now! grandis centum ciborium multitudo peramplus pergrandis suggrandis M.O.A.C.D. ~ Mother of all Caffinated Drinks The Big Bambino, $10.95 apeice. Don't forget the flavor shots. * Absurde * penultima The Wi-Fiatto. Plenti Cup size? Uh, how about the "Double-D"? Ostentatious Tall boy fatty The Pooper Ronald Reagan A Cup Full of Dollars Coffee, coffee, you are so big Monstorousimo! the "jerk" medium gross "The Tub" Phat American Phat American toomucha eccessivo Take that Peet's bevanda beaucoup Monty Bladdererer Vente Plus el Conquistidor If you want to talk big cup size, how about "The Parton"? Introducing: "The Starbucket!" from your pals at, gootyam.com Gigante The X Factor iso (large in finnish) "The Whole Freakin' Pot" the Road Rage le rip off "obscene" Kevin Maximus tremens Valdez (as in Exxon, although I suppose Juan would work too) Omega The "Canyonero" how about "Hummer"? lombada Jahre Viking Suez Class Mondo Gigantor Tha Boss ummm...Leviathon or the Cup You Must Microwave 50 Times Before Consuming Its Contents Massive mungo Welcome Back Kotter mammoth obese carafe The "BUCKaroo" or the "Twenty BUCKaroo" depending on the pricing strategy The Heart Stopper gigantico taller Ripoffe Big Whoop Macho big gulp the crapola Starbucket Venti 2: Electric Boogaloo Grande Vente the "ludicrous" Holy Roman Emperor JD Owens Holy Roman Emperor el guapo jefe Goliath Give a nod to Outback's brilliant dessert-naming idea: The Mocha Thunder from Down Under. The Bladder Strecher Never Retire husky, proportioned, fat The Arrivederci. You'll need to excuse yourself frequently with that much coffee. Bellisima the "BAD" or "Big Ass Drink" The Treintidos! molto Big Momma the "gotta go real bad" vente mia! Mucho biggin Bollixia. the "gourmand" nice hooters Red Bull Bucket-o-piss Enorme Bloody Well Big copious GrandissiFuerteVente addict The Final Solution Pavarotti ohmygod bfd big fuckin drink The "BFC" Pork-O-Later Scalde Grande Brown Trouser Job Cafe Cuspidor Bucket O' Mud Uber Hubrista (alternate spelling Hubarista) W.M.B.D. (Weapons of Mass Bladder Destruction) F.B.I. (Friggin' Bladder Implosion) The I-need-an-introvenous-drip-permanently-attached-to-my-forearm size Bladder-buster Teh gut buster!!1 Crappy the "ass loade" Caffeine Addict Bladder Buster big ass cup o joe / the big buck dave The Urinatrix The Pee Myself on the Freeway BladderBuster Stain My Shorts Overpriced grande gulp Chuckle Chortle the Juan Valdez. Cup bladder buster GINORMOUS Kelly Osbourne fatso Hitlertron 2000 That thing got a hemi? The Second Mortgage On Your House Thrente sounds good, It is kind like thirty and Vente mixed together. vente y sies (caliente) triente y dos (frio) "Depends" The Chuck Bucket All the coffee you'll ever need The sucking sound from your wallet Vasco de bagno (means bathtub in italian) irragionevole MONGO mucho-vente Bucket We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat What a pissah! Takai (Japanese for Tall) The "Freaking Obeso" Addiction "The Texan" MTS - Movie Theater Small Too much fucking coffee Since nobody offers a 'small' coffee any more, what if it's called a 'small coffee'? It doesn't look all that big? It could pass for a small. enorme gigantesque whopper Don't-lose-this-cup-you'll-need-it-to-pee-in-soon "Osceno"--Italian for obscene. The Britney (as in Spears) Enorme supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - the big ya ya ya - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! - big kahuna - pie-eyer - the pee maker - buzz - skarcholabonaga -zoom enormie Subam! enormie pretentious-misleading-name-e G-G-G-Grande Hyoooogeissimo Uber Vente Fatboy ridi as in ridiculous fortissimo? el granda guapo My Vente can beat up your vente. Guzzleator 1 Quarto 2 Ditriskadeco (2 x 13) 3 Glutté 4 Hummer-$ize 5 Bankrupter 6 Stroke inducer The Tub The Bowel Evacuator The Twitchilator Uhhh how about "ventisei?" or per 7-11: "bevanda enorme" :-D Guess you didn't like the bug pix I sent you? :-( -Pete How-much-more-for-the-whole-pot? How about the "Noah?" Or maybe the "Ark?" Other kids are starving in Japan! What about "yeti" like bigfoot, but more elegant. Yes? Kendra kmdeagle@telus.net Expensive Rip-off Oh My Gosh. The Bladder Buster! galaxy buck Hud Family Size trenta (venti=20, trenta=30) zyzzx Snakes on a Plane Thesis! Pontevecchio I am a consumer whore size Gluttonishious? my idea is "Cagante" because in slang spanish it means scary, the literal translation is: you will sh*t your pants! the sucka faggy faggy bork Vomer The "It's-four-am-and-I-can't-stop-listening-to-the-Numa-Numa-song" Fat size Bargain size Fat Wallet size Hell with a name give it a barcode or a binary # like 0100001101101111011000110110101101100101011110010110010101100100 <--- Rob thats your # have fun converting it ;) formidable, preferably pronounced the french way Son of Vente Obscenely Huge death by coffee Fuel Primary Fuel Tank "I shoulda gone to Dunkin' Donuts" Nausea The Jitters Phat Fat Unsmall Ventelargo Mendo Cassie: how about the "Former Crack Addict" size. PULE The Moby! After all the store was named after Starbuck in the novel. spumante Harpo NERvous Fat AMerican ? More-Money BFC-9000 Poo Bucket gigante The Elmer the giuseppe S. Plode S. Plode, Esquire Prostatitis splash hugante The $9 size... Flaming Urethra Copius Cup shitload Brew-HaHa Peptic Ulcer Panty Pre-soak Palpitator Trust Fund bigasse mofo asino grande tazza de morte trenti-duo or alternately; too god-damn big Grosso Detente "shitty" "big-ass" "ginormous" "craptastic" "supa" "igottapee" Chuck Norris overweight american generalissimo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! super colon-blow Pretentia Goblet of obesity. "Starbucks© Brand Coffee" Colon Blower the "maxi" gigante How about the 'Brando' Kate the "impressa" I suggest "bladderfull", as drinking such a large amount of coffee in a short time would certainly result in a bladder full! Grotesco Grandissssimo Supere' (you know, with the little ' over the e....ooooh, or maybe the .. thing on top of the e, and they can be Ikeaish). migrane trenta bigburn bigass Texas Enema So large you're going to need a freakin' crane the size of the Vatican City to carry around just to the next Starbucks over on the next block-ay spreco ("waste" in Italian) ronzato ("buzzed" in Italian) Devo orinare così difettoso ("I have to pee so bad" in Italian) Lance Hays Moreno Valley, CA excess Mothra The Wealthy Lawyer heartattackaccino Gigante uber OMFG massiv Tuesday The SuperTanker Thirsty. Give it a foreign twist though: Soif. Zaplop bazorg mamacita exlar (EXtra-LArge) la-rex (EXtra-LARge) Vander cup "I'll have the Coffee-Coffee-Coffee-Coffee-Spam-Coffee ...without the Spam, please." Medium? Lardasse The Pope Eternal Happiness You're Worth It The Pope Eternal Happiness You're Worth It 1. Wiradi 2. Colossal 3. Gigantor 4. Ginormous Fat Albert Gluttone the bladder The Fat-Ass Large poopypoopypoopypoopy Damn I can't breathe right now. I might be having a heart attack. Oh wait it was just gas. mini Bigger-Than-Poland or Norway By the time I finish drinking this I will be dead. The "Because I'm worth it!" Wowzee-wowzee-woowoo have to be rich too buy it Retarded Cuppo di capo El Hefe the MOTHRFUCKING POP ROCKS "immodicus" (Latin for "excessive") The one Starbucks cup to rule the mall! The Taft [Dexters lab] STUPID BIG [\Dexters lab] maxo Ginormous Numa Numa The Al Roker Morbid Obesity The "Only two more ounces than a Dunkin' Donuts 'Great One', that only costs $2.25". Spiffy foam cup, too. Hellfire the "Pulminary Palpiations", or the Palpy for short. Not so Importantly important cup of slightly larger largness. But not that quite large enough to makes a difference to you. But makes a slightly more addition to our are read signifcantly large pocketbooks.But only slight. Cafe de Mucho! wigga wigga "diabetique" "obesse" Vente-er ventalisation shit-trigger (after the after-effects of a strong coffee, not too dissimilar from those after a good morning cigarette) "Serious" . .. imagine ordering and it sounds good. I would like a "Serious Latte" . . . :) Lori Wal-bucks or Sam's cup o'glutton or 15 minutes of blissful bladder release "Diaperte" (Pronounced DEE-uh-PER-tee) named for the big upswing in sales for "Depends" adult diapers, a result of the excess pee. OR 5 foot pogo-stick without the stick The little pig runs "Wee Wee Wee" all the way to the nearest urinal Jamie adams The Motherload cabby cabino greater than average size, extent, quantity, or amount maximal The Unhappy Colon Prolonged too damn big does anything I write in this box go on the website? maiale (Italian for "pig") W3 0WNZ J00 F00L. Referring to the price. Extra Strength Laxative Lalalalalala Big Mama Where's the nearest restroom Bladder Buster Big Mama I think it was best site i ever visit. GINORMOUS 401(k) - since that's what you'll need to draw off of to buy a cup from this place exra vente presidente Thanks! The Hyphinator Big Bucks Tsunami maximo Trenta (Italian for 30) or Eccellente (Italian for Super). Crackhead Whoa Reverse Enema Infinitesmo Very good site! I like it! Thanks! Great place to visit! Prosaic Faux Pas mega-lardass Tall severely addicted, as in "I'll take the severely addicted size." I Can't Get No Satisfaction mucho large treinti Large? Extra Large, makes sense doesnt it? fucking big Vasto (it means huge in italian) Red Bull is for wimps The Mike Tyson Jitter Jug The Tweaker Morning Shitz macho, jumbo The Gio!!! durrr elephante Liquid Colon Blow reazyw Jolt bean. (think of jolt cola) iPiss. Surge'o'beans(not mexicans you faschist, surge like surge the soda, it was kinda like mountain dew. Areola Areola The "You're pretty damn tired to need this much caffeine" Supreme dicente decento grande dici konte Bon Scott's Revenge Phreak Buzz Vici glooper by raxxcle@gmail.com "vengrande" Giga, Enorme, wired, zetta ( as in zettabyte) presidente The Small Penis Compensator mas grande A380 Big Fucking Coffee Cup Double D (to go with the new logo Big Harry Wet Pussy vasto...it is italian for HUGE!!!!!!!!!! sprecare it means "waste"