The Grail
Bladder burster
"unholi"
trente-deux or the grandoise
Daaa-aamn!
Booty
bb (bladder burster)
Chutney
the "drought relief"
big
huge
enormous
bomber
The Dreadnaught
the awesome sauce
The Starbuck
Starbucks' biggest cup
JKL
enormous, big, immense, towering
Plene.
the cardiac
Holle
'Large'
gigante
Pretentious
Yuppie
Trente.
Statuesque
Miwang
Doodlenurf
Magnum
Sacralidge
biggun
GINORMITRON!
The "Sancti." It's fakeitalianicious!
waste of money?
LaLa
"sasquatch"
"Andre the Giant"
"exam week"
obese
overload
26 or 32 oz
Godzilli
Monkeyato
oh my god i'm tired
it's 5am
i desperately want to contribute an idea but i have to sleep instead
getbente
Shite - of course with the psuedo Italian 'ay' sound
heart attack
My ass is not big enough already, so I'll drink a larger cup of coffee to make it one size bigger.
"Colosus"
difettoso
large gulp
gargantua
"aggrandize"
def: to make greater; increase or enlarge in size or scope, to enhance the power, reputation, or position of, to enhance the wealth of
the mother
The "estresse"? :/
Bigulpende
unnecessaire
Bastardo
engorged
tiny
a la unecessario jumborio size
sehr groß
enorme
énorme
巨大
거대한
pantagruelico
voluminoso
pretentious
Life's Bitter Sweet Ennema
D-cup
I think I'm going to have to go with the "Enorme" or possibly even "Enorme Eccellente"
el slurpo
Malcolm
Catorce!
The BigidyBig
32 oz.-- The GORDO
Bucket
peerightaway
gigaaaaante!
Fatwa
friggen huge!
more than you can afford, pal
The Cockerham
"gonzo" - jeff z.
Vomitorium
bucket
the big one
muy grande
Quart o' Caffeine
"Snooty italian name"
veni vedi vicci
"uber"
-Anthony-
www.antfreq.com
Bladder Buster
gigante
Moose
Leviathan
Colossus
Big-Gulp
$10 cup of coffee
The Glutton
FAT!
XXL
Mamma Jamma
li'diot
How about Obese
enormo
"Enorme" would be fitting... Only because "Big Gulp" was already taken.
morgage
extra pretentious
lage (lake)
gouge (prounounced GOW-jay)
jejenum
supremo, Maxi, Tankard, Barrel
Anorexia Buster
ginourmouse
"Diabetic Express"
pants
"VMC" Vessel of Mass Caffine
plente
secchio which means "bucket"
C. Stewart, Michigan
The Guzzler
impressivante!
scamme
grassa
tub-o-liquid-crack
The Hogshead
Thor
Gantor
mucho vente
gutbag
Gigante
perhaps "The Compensator"
overpricio
The "Cockerham"
"shed"
How about "trente"?
HANNIBAL: For the West-Asian countries of your Monday morning that need brutal conquering...
...
God I need a life.
extra large
mege
gross
Triente
Yes, it's $10. Now do you want it or not?
Le Gluttone
The Cream Attack
Kegger.
Behemoth.
Hummer. (I'll have a hummer, no whip.)
Kong.
Goldblum.
ginormous
Triente OR
Yes, it's $10. Now do you want it or not? OR
Le Gluttone OR
The Cream Attack
Pretentious
Mamma mia
bariatrica
ginormous
farkin' huge
Ventisei
bulbous - this is as unconnected as previous names from reality
Why not the large? I've always thought the large to be the largest thing you can order, save a few special cases with "extra-large" and such. So, I suggest "large",
hercules
prententiously big
the $5 cup a joe?
I think a good name for the new (and somewhat non-existent) Starbucks® cup size should be the "Holy Shit!" size. Thanks for the opportunity to speak out on the horrors of Starbucks'® grossly undersized cup sizes.
Anthony
"The Pee Bringer"
The Dooce
How about Overpricce?
Ubre - in honor of the "uber" trend that seems to be happening. (My keyboard has no oomlauts.)
eightbucks
BFC10K
hyper
Paycheck Buster
Call it "The Biggity".
Mucho
The Humunga Cowabunga from South Central Seatle
Retardulous.
molto grande
enorme
The "Grinder"
The "Diuretic"
ginormous
redonkulous
Vente II - This Time It's Personal
the "plente" (rhymes with "vente")
My Penis
Cockerham
SuperWasteOfMoney-o
My suggestions: Enorme. Tremendo. Gigantesco. Il mio dio è grande. Bevanda molto grassa. Usi la stanza da bagno ogni quindici minuti.
Translated: Enormous. Tremendous. Gigantic. My God it's big. Very fat drink. Use the bathroom every fifteen minutes.
Biggun'
Abyssal
Molto Mario
Maestro
the Bucket
Bucky
gigante, trente, massimo, maximo, hugo, largo, largissimo, bigone (pronounced be-gonë), secchio (bucket in italian), enorme, massiccio, ampio, omicidio, omicidiale
the "Cockerham"
il mio asino grasso
Molto (very)
Troppo (too much)
Grandissimo (large)
Obeso (overweight)
How about the "You're gonna be peeing for a while"?
honkin
tsunami
Godzilla
Gigantor
Gigante
Enorme
Grasso
a in nyc
You could just call it Texas.
Kong
gigunte
μεγάλος
The Dooche
Brokeback bucket
Trenta
The Mongo
Explodo
I'd have to recommend either "gigantesco," "pazzo," or "gastrointestinal disaster."
Il Gigante
fucking retarded
The "all coffee is bad" size.
gay
this is the reason starbucks should burn
Stupendi
They should name it "Andre" or
"Huggy bear size"
"The Load"
"Venti2"
"Great Grande"
"Bigger than a venti"
"The Quarte' "
Or they should make up a name like, "Lavete"
Finally, since I cannot function w/o coffee, how about "Mo'love' "
bone-me
El Massivo
alatte.
Valdez
Super Size
cafovel (CAFfeine OVEr Load)
$12 Coffee
Pythono- whatcha going to do when the 32oz pythono runs wild on yooooooooooou!
Cuppa Dodo Braun
"big ass"
The Gordo
whoa mama
bigguns
crazy bastard
Bladder Buster
jittere or addicte
magnifico
ginormous
Gluttone
custard
max-caf
"The American"
super glug
slap my ass and wake me up
"The Colini"
macho grande
The Tweaker
"The Urethrity"
"The Bladissimo"
"The Bladissimo"
excesivo
Still crappy at 26!
How about the "troppo?" I think that's Italian for "too much."
benna (italian for bucket)
Perhaps more italian phrases are needed?
1) gigantesco (mammoth)
2) ripartizione nervosa (nervous breakdown)
3) guasto del rene (kidney failure)
-aaron
Bucky
I vote for generalissimo.
Expen'se
Ludicrous
shipe, pronounced "sheep-ay"
How about "brobdingnagian"?
-chocky3000
dumptruck
cavern
grande' canyone'
herminator
ono bucket
body buttful
SHIZAMM!
How about huge? Or even F'ing Huge?
insomnia
Tanker
"Jug-O", "Overdose", "Gigantesco" (Gigantic in Italian),"Over-the-top", "Cold before I can drink it all", "Obese" (or "Obeso" in Italian), "barrel" ("Botte" in Italian)
Obese
really big
Tiger
Liquid Eight-ball
Giant farking cup in which you burn your money
Elephante
death to starbucks!
Mr. Dobolina, Mr. Bob Dobolina
mezzo gallone
gagger
vente-er
pantagruelico (Italian for gargantuan)
Horkin' Huge - oh my lord
The Gig
The Googleplex. The Google for short, which nicely leads into a cross over marketing campaign.
bladder bustercino
"large"
Magnum
wizzinator
Buon Jumbo
Gigundo
grando
gulp grande (big gulp in italian)
Big Hoss
Chernobyl
Suck my Froth!
NECESITO PISAR
butt load, or in italiano -carico di obiettivo
(according to freetranslation.com
The Benjamin (a reference to how much it'll probably cost)
Phat - and you have to order saying, "I'll have a P-H Phat Latte."
How about "Big Fucking Coffee"? No? Too corporate?
I would call it the "grandissimo" (a snotty way of saying "largest").
Incidentally, 32 fluid ounces (nearly 1 litre) is equivalent to 3 trips
to the toilet for an average adult, so you could call it the "triple bladder".
(From Ashley)
Pretentione
Cup o' 2K Calories
the HUGE ASS CUP OF JOE
duper
The Ulcer
Extra large. Give it up with the frou-frou, fancy cup names. It's small, medium, large and FREAKING EXTRA LARGE.
énorme
rimbombante
fat-tub-o-lard
Large
gigantor
WTFBIG!!?!
Monstro
ubervente
ginormous
Whalemouth
The IV
The canadian starbucks should call it the 'big eh?'
Seizure in a cup
Seattle Growler
diaracicte
Fatty McButter Pants
dialysis
empire
I'd like a french roast libre, and an iced mocha on stilts for my lady friend.
Shagglewach
Biggeton
Randleshaw
the shotallgrandventemundo
the www.myspace.com/thisishardtopick
WHATTHEFUCK!?!?!
gigante
big bertha
"mucho"
Gargante
olympic
super big
extra huge
ginormous
too-much-to-actually-physically-drink
veni, vidi, vici
tidal
The Cockerham
The Pool
sopra valutato
Trenta - for "30"
The Stein
Secchio (Italian: mop bucket)
small
big boy
the vacater
colon blow
fatti
Ginormo
Nebuchadnezzar
tankard
Spitoon
octaroon
Alto
Primo!
Heifer
grasso
Gigantigo-Huge, the StrongBad, Lard-butt-fat-pig Special
crescendo
Supero
I think it should be called the "Oh shit, I was up way too late last night drinking, I'm ehausted, hungover, possibly still a bit drunk, and I need to get my ass to work" size.
wallet-buster
the cockeyed special
Ridicunormous
Magilla
Waist Buster
honcho or iwaki or whapanese, because I am a 6'6" Japanese-American.
Vente Grande
gulpe
how about the "CQ" (cold quart)
Ginormous
Continenti
teh motherf*cker
Bucket-0-Caffeine
Biggulpi
Cupus Maximus
Uber Vente
Largesse
the Americano...oh, wait, that name may be taken.
Hella
The Twitch
Bucket
The Machismo
Gargantugoblet
Silo
Extremo Ginganto
the shocker
The Vidi Vici.
La Benna
"Who Let the Dogs Out?"
Uncontrollable Caffeine Buzz
Just gimme the whole damn pot.
Lake Superior
Diabetic-Coma-in-a-Cup
How about 'enorme'?
the jittery jug
insonne
the "uber".
humongous, lord of the wasteland.
mr sneezles
no
The bohemente
stupenda
"Elfen"
"Two days worth of coffee"
I'd like a 26 oz. "vafuncolo" please.
Aneurysm
Trenta. Since Venti means 20 and Trenta means 30.
whopper! ... or, hmmm ...
UberBueno
The "WTF?!"
Pee pee Immidiamente!
Bladder Popper
Valdeze
Hindenburg
The "D cup".
WayTooMuch
wastebasket
American
Olympic
gigante
The Professional
Mo' Profit
G-Dub
Kegger
visage
Coffee in a Drum
2nd mortgage
arriba
overdose
Mega-gulp
mondo
muy grande
pangea, mussolini or maybe "pre-subway jared"
Man boob size
caffeine junkie sized
forte
How about "Double D" cups?
Pantalones!
GIGANTE`
big gulp
plente
extravagante
BringIt
I like to call my 30 oz daily dose here at home my "bucket" of coffee. Just the right amount for getting the day started ;^)
Flargle
The 'Palpitata'... for the twitchies you'd get after downing one.
the super-vente
the extra-tall
The "Ridiculous"
Gattapi... "Gotta Pee"
The Crap-tacular
american
the heatstopper
enorme - italian for huge/enormous
Gluttonous
For increased sales how about "Regular"
gigante
the Yuppe
Egregious
colosso
Busti
Big Earrings
Whoa
Andre (as in "the giant")
The "Bazooka"
The BA size. (Big-Ass size)
Bladder Buster
S.U.V.
Pretentioso
geant ----------- french for giant
the yao ming
the john holmes
large
honkin'
How about "mondo" so you could order a "mondo machiato?"
Or "superio" so you could get a "superio americano"
Or maybe "crazo" and be able to order a "crazo tazo tea"
Then there's the "plente" for the "plente latte"
And finally, I suggest the "imaxi" for the "maxi mocha."
Humongo
substantialy monolithic
glutton
Martin Nevoigt suffers from a genetic condition known as MICROPENIS.
Géant
9.5 Decaliter
gigante
King King
night rider
9.5 Deciliter (correction, deci not deca)
doppaventi
énorme
fatass
doppaventi
elephantino
Huge
Thimble
Di'piu-Italian for More
Enorme'-Italian for Huge
Malto-Cobination of the Italian words for Very(Molto) and Tall (alto)
the caffeine seizure
GIGANTE`
Di'piu-Italian for More/
Enorme'-Italian for Huge/
Malto-Combination of the Italian words for Very(Molto) and Tall (alto)/I Like MALTO the best ....imo....
How about the 'way too much coffee'...
uber
how about.....
short, tall, grande, vente, beyonce?
-Chris Loental
caffinator
El Superfluity!
Fifth
How about the Rotundo?
The Barsuck
Cringe
Wadlow
The Pantagruel
The Silver Goose
The Flapjack
I have to second the vote for OMGWTFCOFFEE
Pisser
gigantesco
gicootis
enorme
Bucket O' Joe
"The John Holmbuck"
the "Coronary"
maracna
broham
sutze
Vente EXTREME EDITION
el gordo
the biggest size
The Wicked
"obese"
slogan: you're already fat, so why not?
-jamie
Jug! So you can order a jug of coffee!
Supersized
big joe
MY PENIS! Because, yknow, its huge.
Humongo
of course in keeping with the italiano:
the godfather, gigantesco, gulp grande, il fonzy, formato eccellente, pistole grandi, enorme, lo stallion italiano, il balboa roccioso, il quencher, cocaina liquida, pounder quarto, my cousin vinny.
Ron Jeremy
This is my favorite (at a coffee chain in Baltimore/DC):
"Gigante"
Now, clearly this is Spanish (who hasn't seen Sabado Gigante!!). So, 'G' is most often 'H'.
However, here on the East Coast, not too many Spanish speakers. As I'm standing in line, the man in front of me orders the "Jiganty" mocha. This alone is hilarious to me, but I have trouble keeping my laughter silent when the lady behind the counter shouts to her co-worker "ONE JIGANTY MOCHA!"
If you're going to name your drink in a foreign language in order to seem slick, at least teach your workers how to pronounce it...
The Latino, because a dollar an ounce is really that good.
If they named it after taste it would be called SHITTY!
tachycardia
Enormo.
Collosso.
Super-Mega-Titano.
Keg.
Barrell.
Tankard.
Sip. (For irony's sake.)
Vat.
Tub.
Gargantuo.
Thirty Dollars.
Chilled Monkey Brains
The "Poverty exists because instead of donating a dollar to charity you spend $12 on a disgusting beverage that you'll never consume in one sitting"
the "thirsty mc'shakesalot" special, with sweet and sour sauce
Alaska!
The Gaudy
spumone
Mammo (mamoth, obviously)
Biggn'
Friggin' Caffeine Overload!
large
GIGANTOR
Biggie
addict
prici
pretentiouse
The Iditarod Thirstquencher
OR
the titte
the "fat albert"
ventier
suprande or Temunda
bigasse
Gupo
Given Starbuck's prices? The "mucho-dinero"
bladder buster
we've landed on the moon!
we've landed on the moon!
Jagnesium 6000 with functional turbo reclination spout, endorsed by Bill Bixby
aggiunta - Italian for addiction
Coffee in a fucking cup and there ain't nothing you can do about it.
unnecessary
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Plentee
peace out, kidneys
Loosestoolie
Assinine
Obesete
fenomeno della vescica
molto
the dillinger escape plan
I once had a dream of going to Tully's and ordering a Titanic mocha that ended up costing $24. So I think the new Starbucks cup size should be Titanic.
Grande Larcenier
Chubby
BaBa Booey
Giagantor
Hujamugus
molto molto grande
big
really big
oh my god, that's huge
the Moneyshot
fuckin' gigantic
"Medically Enhanced" or "Hueg"
Too Much Money
Corporate Caffeine Size
Oh god! I'm jittery!
hooooo-oowwwge
supremo
pretentiousee
gigantor
accelerando
biblico
robocope
Gigante.
Riesig
mucho grande
mungo
Flambe
In the case of a Mocha Marble Macchiato Caramel with whipped cream?? The FAT ASS
extra large
large
Big ass cup-a-coffee
so-big-you-should-just-eat-coffee-beans-e
grandissimo
gigante
enorme
"vente+" or "enorme" or "alto"
"The Support Cup" is my vote- Eliott R.
Your "Mom"
Is "my heart's about to explode" too wordy???
Le Eiffel
Big Gulp!
i'm sure that a bunch of nerds have already told you that it's "venti." so add me to the nerd list.
anyhow, let's call the big one the jitteri
(ji - TER - i).
kr
leviathan
medium
blottisimo
the engourged
big mother
commodius
prodigious
extra-vente
fatty
the eye opener
Gordo, spanish for fat.
sha1("topdown");
telekinesis
gerbil
uber
the keg
mogambo
Pissoire
Why dont they just give the people what they want and go for the 128 ounce "Gallono"?
Badonkadonk
The $8.99
shfkjsdhfk
"just like an IV"
"buzziggest"
Soul-killer
SUPER
ROYALE
The pee pee maker
LePiz
Friggin' Huge
Tweek...it's a little too similar to tall so possibly jitter is a better name. I'll have a jitter tripple espresso. Thanks
Enough with the fucking stupid names already just give me the biggest fucking on you've got.
Enough with the fucking stupid names already just give me the biggest fucking on you've got.
A liter 'o coffee.
Largearse, Thatsalottacoffee, Slurporiffic.
trente
excremente
Really Really Big
manute bol
bluto
pealot...as in, pee alot
Mundo
extra vente, or super duper grande
Gordo
Nebuchadnezzar
Family
Gigantictacular
The Starbucks big-bucks
In teh spirit of New Orleans, Big Ass Coffee
Glutte
"Make Me Fat" sounds good. Then when someone orders it you can hear their intentions out loud.
Don't go too far from the bathroomio
Americano
Here's a few ideas
Umpte (pronounced with an ump-tee)
Big Joe
$7 worth of crack
The Whole Damned Bean
or simply Extra Large
UBER!!!
El Nastyo
Hitler-sized
"Benna," italian for bucket.
C-Cup
overindulgence
the super vente
colon cancer
I'ts John Eaton,
In honor of the MOvie Airplane, I say name the extra large, the "Macho Grande"
espente
The Big Fat Bastard
The Ron Jeremy
PissMagnet
Big Ass
sue-me-im-scalded
fatty
The CumStain
The "Future Bathroom Break"
The "Pisspot"
"Gigante" rolls of the tongue well, and is similar to "gigantesco," Italian for "gigantic."
Wangtacular
too fucking big
gigante
The Seattle Giant
Sunrise
What do you mean that have a "Short"?
magnus
The Joe Strummer!
The Joe Strummer!
The Joe Strummer!
The Joe Strummer!
The Joe Strummer!
The Joe Strummer!
The Joe Strummer!
The Joe Strummer!
The Joe Strummer!
The Joe Strummer!
The Joe Strummer!
The Joe Strummer!
The Joe Strummer!
The Joe Strummer!
The Joe Strummer!
The Joe Strummer!
The Joe Strummer!
The Joe Strummer!
imperial
Excursion
Bladder buster
Seal breaker
Gigantor
"macho" "manly"
fat boy it's a blast
Big mofo
dirty sanchez
El GRande
too big
gicantinormohugeasourous
Dino
The Urinator
just hook me up to an IV with coffee in it
John Eaton again, how about 'The Ueber'
John again, 'The Galaxy Class'
mucho
Groß (Gross). Grande is Spanish, Vente is Italian, next in the series should be German. It means large, big.
Pig-dog-daddy
gigante
giant wad
"sporto", to go with the SUV's purchased by the same people who need a quarter gallon of coffee drink
Kidney failure
fatte
grosse
The BFC
Collosso!
The Glutton
The Oinker
The Spastic Colon
Buttload
Colonoscopy In A Cup
mucho vente
Lardo
Anal Leakage
Mud Butt
Mug-Hugger's Delight
SkullKrusher
The Anti-Cheese
Venterclast
Mega Super Double Secret Sized
I'm #1
in-vente
Bladder "Eruptus"
the too much
Gordisimo.
The Proctologist
way too enormously huge
The Caffiene Heart Attack
The Oinker
Nacho libre
Jigundo
Fernte
the "hugemongous"
Double D
"the wallet breaker"
I can't imagine the cost on a 26 ounce drink.
the smackmouth!!
shit shit shit They're gonna make a cup this big!!!
Dulce de Grande
glutton
The "Beefcake"
your entire paycheck
bucket (pronounced boo-kaay)
Obese
Gignormo (pronounced Jig Nore Moe)
zongo!
estupendo
The Widow-Maker
Scrotum-e
Americano
Royale with Cheese
the NerveWrecker
The "You will be peeing your pants in half an hour" cup
How about "Buzz-Bomb! or "Cafe au HUGE!"
Ted@deacondark.com
Impotence
Jet fuel
Titanic
The Downpayment
gigante
pepeepeeo
mega
The Heart Starter
Mucho, Mega, Bolshe, Luche, Brava, Magnifico, Tupo, Pisa, Hanso
My Penis!
Grenade ..... as it will make your head explode
the Multibladder
X-treme!
Giganto
Diuretique!
aureate
that's "venti," italian for 20.
Can't fit in my cupholder
Soprano
vente tall
Omuddah!
magnum
fatty
the Colon Blower
Both shall share the name of their heritage! "I'll take an America sized double double please."
bladder-filling
The "Holy Crapole'"
its already called the Big Gulp
The 'I'll have to piss in a half-hour, but I'm gonna drink it anyway' size.
the 'gordo,' no one needs that many ounces of blended mocha latte.
squashy
uber
El Diablo
gigante
The Gigundus
Santa Maria
obese
Super Gigante
Biggie Sized
Ted-Kennedy-Shot-Glass sized
Pajero
trenta
Valhalla
dude!
Gigantè
Cuptissimo
Huge-ass
costoso
the yeti
The Alottacrappa
Supra-vente
Toilet (It holds a gallon)
the Ego
El Bichote! In Puerto Rico we managed to miss-translate Big Shot to Bichote. It even has extra power because bicho is slang for penis. Considering that starbucks has become a meeting place for many big shots who also happen to be dicks, "El Bichote" seems to fit perfectly. God Bless corporate America and its 5 dollar coffee. Adolfo.
The Cheney
merde
Gigantor
Bloated, overcaffeinated person who has a weak bladder, but in italian.
The Jim Henson
Gigantor
potente
American
millitun (a tun being a large cask holding about 250 gallons)
kilo
iper
the "daaaaamn"
american
Large
26/32 ounce Big Gulp
the "pretention" size
tankard o' joe
Shlongi
gorda
Muy vente
Muy vente
$53-dollar-a-cup coffee...
pazzia - Italian for insanity
The Cock-Waggler
gigante
the larger options i'm used to are "quad" for quadruple espresso, or a "jumbo" or "gordo".
but i think i'd rather see a "behemoth"
TALL ASS CUP O COFFEE!
I'll take a large TALL ASS please!
Coffee
excessive
The Big One... Think about it... walk into a Starbucks... ask for a coffee... "What size?" THE BIG ONE!... Could be very satisfying.
buddha, the american, grandeist, ventacular, indulge (in-dul-jay)
Sweet Caffeinated Overdose.
Trente Latte
the "coffee pot"
Brobdignian
Gotterdammerung
Leviathan
Kong
The Cockeyed was better before it became a commercial mouthpiece website -- pule cup
Pule
the "26 or 32 ouncer"
"caliente" - it falls in line with the "grande", and the "vente". it also has extra syllables to go with the extra ounces
Ginormo
The Sabado Gigante
Benne... Italian for bucket.
Groot (it's dutch for large)
supro
Humung-e size
ridiculouse
"twenty" - it works as both a name and a price.
Dealer size
calix maximus
Jug
Back that ass up
my balls size
viagra
Guzzler
omega
biggulppe
twitche
Compensating for Something
ultra
extra vente
Three-more-dollars-for-six-more-ounces
the second mortgage
Vente 2: Electric Boogaloo
Ayatollah
milkfuck
the gigante
huuuuuuge
The Yamato
gigavente
The William Taft
HMS Victory
énorme
this is huge translated to French. It reads the same (except for the accent mark) in portugese, italian and Spanish. I would have tried Fricken huge but I don't think fricken will translate to any other language.
Annette caffeinbabe@aol.com
The jittere
bladdre
Big
colossal
huge
gigantic
INSANE CAFFIENE JOLT!!!!
pule
teeny tiny
encombrant
enormoso
Maximus! (with exclamation mark included)
Super-Mega-Ultra-Maxi-Whopper-Extra-Grande-Plus
Grandeventemongous.
Bladder Buster
Keg
Lawsuit-size
Family-size
Lateforwork
Oprah-sized
Big Ass
4.) Thou shalt not covet used motor oil.
Grosse
Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
Mammoth
We're gonna need a bigger SUV...
sumo
rename tall to medium, grande to tall, vente to grande and name the new one vente!
The Joe Fuckin' Horvath Medium
COCKSIZED or COCKERSIZED!
GoldenPalace.com
Extrabagarbonza
How about the "large"
Extra vente
Ultra
Chewbacca
Super Giganto
Vente, Vidi, Vici
Big Gulp
The American
goliath
Bohemoth
Mammoth
infarto
libido
The Cleveland Steamer
The $6 Coffee!
The "Just be grateful this isn't real coffee" size
Ulysses
Hubris
pesante
Glutto(i)
"Frickin' Huge" (as in "We have three sizes: wee, not so wee, and Frickin' Huge!")
I paid too much for my coffee and all I got was this dumb cup.
too much coffee
The Palastinian
The Ramy!
Ventelentemente
the "i like to consume large amounts of liquid in the morning" size
Torretta
too much f***ing coffee
El Maximo
supa dupa fly
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
All-American size
Patriot size
Super-mega-large
Bucket
the drankulator
Iso-C
coffe sizzurp, i hate jesus, my balls itch, the mamasan spanker
Danza
The Fatty
insert snarky smartass Starbucks-denigrating comment here. Now, off to Starbucks!
gigante
the "extreme"
Big Honkin
6-trips-to-the-bathroom
fat frank
the glutton
"babs - here's your iced glutton extra caramel caramel latte"
El Biggus Gulpus
estremo (italian for extreme)
Mussolini
THE FUCKING HUGE CUP!!!!!
Hitleriffico
Kidney Stoner
BFD (big fucking drink)
How about "the Big Spazz", ala 7/11's Big Gulp?
The uber cup
i'm personally pulling for "big mother", what about adding something before vente like PRONTO VENTE (ok i'm pulling at straws now.
"Un'oncia per ogni lettera dell'alfabeto" (an ounce for every letter of the alphabet). Fits in with all the other dozens of words modern coffee orders contain.
THE BUCK!
"Extra Large" least they continue to perpetuate crimes against the English language.
big honkin, as in "iced decaf big honkin vanilla nonfat 2 equal latte"
The Pancreas Buster
Die UberVente
Obesite
The Waystovmone
Electric Boogaloo
The Ed Sullivan (we've got a really, really big ...)
Gigante
The Ixnay
corpulent
Pavoratti
Pavoratti
mucho
excess
gordo
bigBucks
superStar
2much
P-soon
StarDose
WireMeister
StarGulp
Trough
SM2 (Still Mostly Steamed Milk)
Dop-e-oh
Large -- they don't have a Large!
Royale With Cheese
behemoth
the Colon Blaster
The Ken Lay
Cockerham
sabado gigante
Ginormous!
gluttony gallon
extra large. because that's what the normal people call coffee that is larger than the large. duh.
the "bucket"
American
You're gonna spend all day in the bathroom.
"Portly"
muchos-maxi
The Magnum
The "Magnum"
Mario Maciel
big
ginorme
starfucks magalisous gut bombo
"Pull Over Honey!"
Super Vente
portapotti
The "cup as big as my inflated ego times the width of my fat ass" size
plente (plenty..heh...get it??)
grande vente
chunky monkey
bucket 'o caffiene
star-bucket
fuck-me-thats-a-big-one
grande vente
chunky monkey
bucket 'o caffiene
star-bucket
fuck-me-thats-a-big-one
star-bucket
My-Grandkids-Will-Be-Born-Shaking size
Is Gelati-Robi still in business on J-Street?
my girlfriend had a great suggestion: Il Pavarotti!
huge
Big Fatty
what more coffee?
More Than You Actually Want
Macho
the "I will never sleep again. Ever." seems like a good one to me.
crazy
el diablo
Colon Rooter
Many Plethora
the asshole
The "Holy Fuck How Much Damn Coffee Do You Need?" size
big gulp
The Prickly Goat Buster
mofo
cuarente
chuck norris
Andre the Giant
Pretentious
Da most big coffee cup yet.
Super Deluxoid Ginormous
Augmented
Pope's commode
avion
jigga-what
The Cunt Rudder
mamada
Enorme
plump
Gigantor
supersize
Blooter
HU-FRICKEN-NORMOUSEey
Venterrhia
Hercules.
The "Are you fucking kidding me?"
Either: The Godfather, Coffee Whore or Vente is my Bitch. I couldn't decide.
Big Gulp
Double D
Amazonus
The Global Warmer
The Obese American
Grande-Venti-Hugeo
jesus
Grande-Venti-Hugeo
large
Yo
Monster Mash
Fatty
Magnum
budda
DAS COFFEE.
DAS COFFEE.
they should rename their smallest size to be simply "small" and then move up all the names ahead/
Non Troppo
Non troppo-means not too much
venteshortisio
The Jittery
Rob Cockren (sorry about spelling errors) looks verrry similar to Matt Cameron-drummer of Pearl Jam !
the runs
Stupendous
Grosso!
The Conquistador or El Conquistador
Compensation
Niggas aint shit
Senor gigantico
The El Conquistador
Elephantine
Skyscraper
Antilles
Bigga Gullpah
Flatulencia
Oy Vente!
Mussolini
Absurd
The Cockerham
Forte -- or is that too obvious?
Balls Cocknocker
The "Trente" or the "Grandiose."
Rush Limbaugh Size
Word to Your Mother
suprende'
Gigantasaurus.
Java the hut
imperial assload
Tubba Joe
omg, i can see shadow people now!
grandis
centum
ciborium
multitudo
peramplus
pergrandis
suggrandis
M.O.A.C.D. ~ Mother of all Caffinated Drinks
The Big Bambino, $10.95 apeice. Don't forget the flavor shots.
*
Absurde
*
penultima
The Wi-Fiatto.
Plenti
Cup size? Uh, how about the "Double-D"?
Ostentatious
Tall boy
fatty
The Pooper
Ronald Reagan
A Cup Full of Dollars
Coffee, coffee, you are so big
Monstorousimo!
the "jerk"
medium
gross
"The Tub"
Phat American
Phat American
toomucha
eccessivo
Take that Peet's
bevanda
beaucoup
Monty
Bladdererer
Vente Plus
el Conquistidor
If you want to talk big cup size, how about "The Parton"?
Introducing: "The Starbucket!"
from your pals at, gootyam.com
Gigante
The X Factor
iso (large in finnish)
"The Whole Freakin' Pot"
the Road Rage
le rip off
"obscene"
Kevin
Maximus
tremens
Valdez (as in Exxon, although I suppose Juan would work too)
Omega
The "Canyonero"
how about "Hummer"?
lombada
Jahre Viking
Suez Class
Mondo
Gigantor
Tha Boss
ummm...Leviathon or the Cup You Must Microwave 50 Times Before Consuming Its Contents
Massive
mungo
Welcome Back Kotter
mammoth
obese
carafe
The "BUCKaroo" or the "Twenty BUCKaroo"
depending on the pricing strategy
The Heart Stopper
gigantico
taller
Ripoffe
Big Whoop
Macho
big gulp
the crapola
Starbucket
Venti 2: Electric Boogaloo
Grande Vente
the "ludicrous"
Holy Roman Emperor
JD Owens
Holy Roman Emperor
el guapo jefe
Goliath
Give a nod to Outback's brilliant dessert-naming idea: The Mocha Thunder from Down Under.
The Bladder Strecher
Never Retire
husky, proportioned, fat
The Arrivederci. You'll need to excuse yourself frequently with that much coffee.
Bellisima
the "BAD" or "Big Ass Drink"
The Treintidos!
molto
Big Momma
the "gotta go real bad"
vente mia!
Mucho
biggin
Bollixia.
the "gourmand"
nice hooters
Red Bull
Bucket-o-piss
Enorme
Bloody Well Big
copious
GrandissiFuerteVente
addict
The Final Solution
Pavarotti
ohmygod
bfd big fuckin drink
The "BFC"
Pork-O-Later
Scalde Grande
Brown Trouser Job
Cafe Cuspidor
Bucket O' Mud
Uber
Hubrista (alternate spelling Hubarista)
W.M.B.D. (Weapons of Mass Bladder Destruction)
F.B.I. (Friggin' Bladder Implosion)
The I-need-an-introvenous-drip-permanently-attached-to-my-forearm size
Bladder-buster
Teh gut buster!!1
Crappy
the "ass loade"
Caffeine Addict
Bladder Buster
big ass cup o joe / the big buck
dave
The Urinatrix
The Pee Myself on the Freeway
BladderBuster
Stain My Shorts
Overpriced
grande gulp
Chuckle
Chortle
the Juan Valdez.
Cup
bladder buster
GINORMOUS
Kelly Osbourne
fatso
Hitlertron 2000
That thing got a hemi?
The Second Mortgage On Your House
Thrente sounds good, It is kind like thirty and Vente mixed together.
vente y sies (caliente)
triente y dos (frio)
"Depends"
The Chuck Bucket
All the coffee you'll ever need
The sucking sound from your wallet
Vasco de bagno (means bathtub in italian)
irragionevole
MONGO
mucho-vente
Bucket
We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat
What a pissah!
Takai (Japanese for Tall)
The "Freaking Obeso"
Addiction
"The Texan"
MTS - Movie Theater Small
Too much fucking coffee
Since nobody offers a 'small' coffee any more, what if it's called a 'small coffee'? It doesn't look all that big? It could pass for a small.
enorme gigantesque whopper Don't-lose-this-cup-you'll-need-it-to-pee-in-soon
"Osceno"--Italian for obscene.
The Britney (as in Spears)
Enorme
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
- the big ya ya ya
- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
- big kahuna
- pie-eyer
- the pee maker
- buzz
- skarcholabonaga
-zoom
enormie
Subam!
enormie
pretentious-misleading-name-e
G-G-G-Grande
Hyoooogeissimo
Uber Vente
Fatboy
ridi
as in ridiculous
fortissimo?
el granda guapo
My Vente can beat up your vente.
Guzzleator
1 Quarto
2 Ditriskadeco (2 x 13)
3 Glutté
4 Hummer-$ize
5 Bankrupter
6 Stroke inducer
The Tub
The Bowel Evacuator
The Twitchilator
Uhhh how about "ventisei?"
or per 7-11: "bevanda enorme" :-D
Guess you didn't like the bug pix I sent you? :-(
-Pete
How-much-more-for-the-whole-pot?
How about the "Noah?"
Or maybe the "Ark?"
Other kids are starving in Japan!
What about "yeti" like bigfoot, but more elegant. Yes?
Kendra
kmdeagle@telus.net
Expensive
Rip-off
Oh My Gosh.
The Bladder Buster!
galaxy buck
Hud
Family Size
trenta (venti=20, trenta=30)
zyzzx
Snakes on a Plane
Thesis!
Pontevecchio
I am a consumer whore size
Gluttonishious?
my idea is "Cagante" because in slang spanish it means scary, the literal translation is: you will sh*t your pants!
the sucka
faggy
faggy
bork
Vomer
The "It's-four-am-and-I-can't-stop-listening-to-the-Numa-Numa-song"
Fat size
Bargain size
Fat Wallet size
Hell with a name give it a barcode or a binary # like 0100001101101111011000110110101101100101011110010110010101100100 <--- Rob thats your # have fun converting it ;)
formidable, preferably pronounced the french way
Son of Vente
Obscenely Huge
death by coffee
Fuel
Primary Fuel Tank
"I shoulda gone to Dunkin' Donuts"
Nausea
The Jitters
Phat
Fat
Unsmall
Ventelargo
Mendo
Cassie: how about the "Former Crack Addict" size.
PULE
The Moby!
After all the store was named after Starbuck in the novel.
spumante
Harpo
NERvous Fat AMerican ?
More-Money
BFC-9000
Poo Bucket
gigante
The Elmer
the giuseppe
S. Plode
S. Plode, Esquire
Prostatitis splash
hugante
The $9 size...
Flaming Urethra
Copius Cup
shitload
Brew-HaHa
Peptic Ulcer
Panty Pre-soak
Palpitator
Trust Fund
bigasse
mofo
asino grande
tazza de morte
trenti-duo
or alternately; too god-damn big
Grosso
Detente
"shitty"
"big-ass"
"ginormous"
"craptastic"
"supa"
"igottapee"
Chuck Norris
overweight american
generalissimo
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
super colon-blow
Pretentia
Goblet of obesity.
"Starbucks© Brand Coffee"
Colon Blower
the "maxi"
gigante
How about the 'Brando'
Kate
the "impressa"
I suggest "bladderfull", as drinking such a large amount of coffee in a short time would certainly result in a bladder full!
Grotesco
Grandissssimo
Supere' (you know, with the little ' over the e....ooooh, or maybe the .. thing on top of the e, and they can be Ikeaish).
migrane
trenta
bigburn
bigass
Texas Enema
So large you're going to need a freakin' crane the size of the Vatican City to carry around just to the next Starbucks over on the next block-ay
spreco ("waste" in Italian)
ronzato ("buzzed" in Italian)
Devo orinare così difettoso ("I have to pee so bad" in Italian)
Lance Hays
Moreno Valley, CA
excess
Mothra
The Wealthy Lawyer
heartattackaccino
Gigante
uber
OMFG
massiv
Tuesday
The SuperTanker
Thirsty. Give it a foreign twist though: Soif.
Zaplop
bazorg
mamacita
exlar (EXtra-LArge)
la-rex (EXtra-LARge)
Vander cup
"I'll have the Coffee-Coffee-Coffee-Coffee-Spam-Coffee ...without the Spam, please."
Medium?
Lardasse
The Pope
Eternal Happiness
You're Worth It
The Pope
Eternal Happiness
You're Worth It
1. Wiradi
2. Colossal
3. Gigantor
4. Ginormous
Fat Albert
Gluttone
the bladder
The Fat-Ass
Large
poopypoopypoopypoopy
Damn I can't breathe right now. I might be having a heart attack. Oh wait it was just gas.
mini
Bigger-Than-Poland
or Norway
By the time I finish drinking this I will be dead.
The "Because I'm worth it!"
Wowzee-wowzee-woowoo
have to be rich too buy it
Retarded
Cuppo di capo
El Hefe
the MOTHRFUCKING POP ROCKS
"immodicus" (Latin for "excessive")
The one Starbucks cup to rule the mall!
The Taft
[Dexters lab] STUPID BIG [\Dexters lab]
maxo
Ginormous
Numa Numa
The Al Roker
Morbid Obesity
The "Only two more ounces than a Dunkin' Donuts 'Great One', that only costs $2.25".
Spiffy foam cup, too.
Hellfire
the "Pulminary Palpiations", or the Palpy for short.
Not so Importantly important cup of slightly larger largness. But not that quite large enough to makes a difference to you. But makes a slightly more addition to our are read signifcantly large pocketbooks.But only slight.
Cafe de Mucho!
wigga
wigga
"diabetique"
"obesse"
Vente-er
ventalisation
shit-trigger (after the after-effects of a strong coffee, not too dissimilar from those after a good morning cigarette)
"Serious" . .. imagine ordering and it sounds good. I would like a "Serious Latte" . . . :)
Lori
Wal-bucks
or
Sam's cup o'glutton
or
15 minutes of blissful bladder release
"Diaperte" (Pronounced DEE-uh-PER-tee) named for the big upswing in sales for "Depends" adult diapers, a result of the excess pee. OR 5 foot pogo-stick without the stick
The little pig runs "Wee Wee Wee" all the way to the nearest urinal
Jamie adams
The Motherload
cabby
cabino
greater than average size, extent, quantity, or amount
maximal
The Unhappy Colon
Prolonged
too damn big
does anything I write in this box go on the website?
maiale (Italian for "pig")
W3 0WNZ J00 F00L.
Referring to the price.
Extra Strength Laxative
Lalalalalala
Big Mama
Where's the nearest restroom
Bladder Buster
Big Mama
I think it was best site i ever visit.
GINORMOUS
401(k) - since that's what you'll need to draw off of to buy a cup from this place
exra vente
presidente
Thanks!
The Hyphinator
Big Bucks
Tsunami
maximo
Trenta (Italian for 30) or Eccellente (Italian for Super).
Crackhead
Whoa
Reverse Enema
Infinitesmo
Very good site! I like it! Thanks!
Great place to visit!
Prosaic
Faux Pas
mega-lardass
Tall
severely addicted, as in "I'll take the severely addicted size."
I Can't Get No Satisfaction
mucho
large
treinti
Large?
Extra Large, makes sense doesnt it?
fucking big
Vasto (it means huge in italian)
Red Bull is for wimps
The Mike Tyson
Jitter Jug
The Tweaker
Morning Shitz
macho, jumbo
The Gio!!!
durrr
elephante
Liquid Colon Blow
reazyw
Jolt bean. (think of jolt cola)
iPiss.
Surge'o'beans(not mexicans you faschist, surge like surge the soda, it was kinda like mountain dew.
Areola
Areola
The "You're pretty damn tired to need this much caffeine" Supreme
dicente
decento
grande dici
konte
Bon Scott's Revenge
Phreak Buzz
Vici
glooper by raxxcle@gmail.com
"vengrande"
Giga, Enorme, wired, zetta ( as in zettabyte)
presidente
The Small Penis Compensator
mas grande
A380
Big Fucking Coffee Cup
Double D (to go with the new logo
Big Harry Wet Pussy
vasto...it is
italian for HUGE!!!!!!!!!!
sprecare it means "waste"