I get lots of spam. Lots.<br>

The image below, from a spam email from Gift Fox made an impression on me because of the woman's <strike>body</strike> dress.<br><br>

Her and that guy are having a nice time, virtually salsaing together, but I'm not sure they are actually in the same room as those handbags and that wallet. Oh well, whatever makes them happy.<br><br>

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A while later, I recieved a few Giftfox emails with this image.<br><br>
They've chosen a bag together!<br>
That is so nice, and look how well it will fit on her shoulder with that pre-suspended purse-strap!<br><br>
How he manages to keep his eyes on that photoshopped-in purse, I'll never know! That dress is obviously see-thru. I'd be telling her to pretend to hold the purse a little higher if I were him!<br><br>
Is he only interested in the soon-to-be-pasted-in fashionable bag?<br>
No, no, that can't be it. He has his arm around her. They are definitely an item!<br><br>









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A few days later, I got this spam email from EliteMate.<br><br>
I knew it!<br><br>
The first two spam mails made it look as though they were bf/gf, but they were just SHOPPING TOGETHER!<br><br>
He probably finally met Mr. right, and now she is hitting the singles scene at EliteMate.<br><br>
Good for her. She has that dress too, so you know she won't have any problem getting noticed.<br><br>



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A few days later, I got this email from WhereChristiansMeet.com.<br><br>
Now it looks like they have both forsaken their material things (except for the dress), given up their seperate lives of sin, found Christ and true love!<br><br>
Hooray!<br><br><br>




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Can this unsolicited commercial storybook opera have come to an end?<br>
Only my spam filter knows for sure!<br><br>