Are
you tired of hearing reports about how awesome M________ is?
Are you sick of staring at the same 7 pictures from
your same 7 friends?
Has M________
become a desert of unread blog entries
and bulletins?
Do Lynn and Amber seem to be ignoring your friend
requests?
Break out of your _______ doldrums and make
________ _______-tacular with a cavalcade of new friends!
Win this auction, and with your payment, enjoy
100 new friend requests flooding your inbox!
Imagine the
possibilities...
Meet people in glamorous new cities!
Juggle your top eight a million different ways!
Get invited to Amway meetings!
Exchange recipes!
Subject yourself to fresh new bulletins!
Fall in love!
100 new friends on M_______. Guaranteed!
Real M_______ers, not generic paste-up shells. You'll
spend hours getting to know everyone, scanning their photos for outrageousness,
and participating in their endless personality quizzes.
In a contest with your ex-boyfriend to see who
can recruit the most M_________ friends? Win
the M__________ Race with a boost of 100 instant M_________ friends!
Who are these new friends? Well, they are
volunteers and independent contractors who have agreed to befriend the winner of
this auction. (new friends may include
students and/or day laborers).
100 new M_____________ friends wait in the wings to see
who the lucky winner is! Don't let this opportunity pass you by.
Additional Friend Demographics below:
(Friend Demographics are mostly fabricated and
may not represent the true cross-section of your new M________ friends).
Bid now and start planning your big
M_________warming Party!
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