3. What is the magnitude of your credit card debt?
zero, paid off
less than $1000
$1,000-$8000
$8,000-$40,000
more than $40,000
4. How many toilets are in your home/apartment?
0
1
2
3 or more
5. How big is the largest television in your home?
less than 33" diagonal
more than 33" diagonal
6. What is your phone situation?
Shared phone
pay-as-you-go phone
unsmart phone
smart phone or better
7. Do you have medical insurance?
No
Yes
8. Do you have driver's Insurance?
No
Yes
9. Do you live...
With parents/ older relatives
shared apartment
rented house
own house
own house on more than 1/8th acre
10. Are your kids in a...
private school (1st-12th grade)?
public school
home school
11. Transportation
Bicycle/Bus/mass transit
shared car
7-20 year old car
0-6 year old car
multiple new cars available to use, depending on the situation
12. Your best home computer:
An older computer (4+ years old)
a newer computer (0-3 years old)
an Ultrabook/Air/iPad
A rack of servers
13. Your best television arrives via:
rabbit ears
torrent
Cable tv/satellite
HD and HBO
14. Which of the following electronic devices do you own?
Playstation 3
Xbox 360
Laser Printer
Kindle
DVR/Tivo
Sonicare
Some shit from Brookstone
15. Clothing
- Which of the following stores do you buy the most clothes from every year?
Obviously I can't include every brand of clothes store in the US, so please mark one which is an price equivalent to your store.
Goodwill Thrift Store
Walmart
Ross or Marshalls
JC Penny or Target
Gap or Macy's
Banana Republic
Harrods or Nordstrom
Barneys
16. Pets
No Pets
Pets
Purebred pets
17. Pet Care - Do you have an unlimited pet care/vet budget?
No
Yes
18. Air Travel
What's the most impressive thing you can say about your flying habits?
less than once per 10 years
coach, about once per year
frequent flier
I fly first class at least half of the time
19. Do you own a passport? (Expired OK)
No
Yes
20. Which of the following do you own?
Gym Membership
excercise equipment larger than a basketball
A room dedicated to fitness
21. What best describes the heights of your weekly laundry experience?
washboard and clothesline
washing machine(s) outside of the home
washing machine in the home
the dry cleaners or laundry service
hired help with the laundry
22. Where do you usually have birthday parties for your kids?
In my imagination
at home
at the park
At a themepark/ bounceland/ Chuck E. Cheese
23. Do you use Craigslist to buy and sell cars or furniture and appliances for your home?
No
Yes
24.When your car breaks, do you first take it to:
Your relative
a mechanic
the dealership
23. Have you ever held a party (not including a wedding reception) which featured a paid entertainer or DJ?
No
Yes
24. Have you ever had a party catered?
No
Yes
25. Which of the following services have you employed:
gardening service
chef
nanny
trainer (health and fitness)
nutritionalist
housekeeper for at least weekly service
babysitter who is not related to us.
chauffer
blacksmith
analyst/therapist
26. Do you own a tuxedo or equivalent cocktail dress?
No
Yes
27. How often do you go to the movies?
Never or almost never
Around four per year
seven per year or more
28. Which of the following do you go to the following at least once per year?
Car Show
State Fair
Professional speaking events
Plays and other theatre productions
A concert
A professional top four sporting event
A museum
29. Do you have season tickets for a professional top four sporting event? (baseball, basketball, football, tennis, just kidding, hockey)
No
formally shared
Yes
32. On average, how much do you spend on drinks away from home each day? (Starbucks, soda, milkshakes, energy drinks, bottled water, liquor)
less than $1
$1-$3
$3-$6
$7-$12
$12-$30
More than $30
33. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
none
one or two pairs
three to seven pairs
seven to twenty four pairs
more than twenty four pairs
Are you in jail?
Yes
No
34. Vacation.
I don't really take vacations
I leave town for at least four days in a row at least once per year
I travel an average two weeks off every year
I travel or vacation for more than two weeks per year
I live a life of leisure
35. Do you have a retirement fund or IRA or pension?
No
Yes, but it is a fraction of what I'll need
Yes.
36. How often do you eat at restaurants with a waitstaff (not fast food)
Less than once per year
1-6 times per year
7-30 times per year
31-99 times per year
100-250 times per year
more than 250 times per year
37. How many pieces of jewelry do you own that are worth more than $900?
none
one
2-5
6-25
more than 25
38. How often do you have the same thing for dinner three nights in a row?
Every week
Once a month
Once a year
Never
39. Have you ever shopped around for emergency ambulance services based on price?
Yes
No
bail out submit button
I grow weary of all these questions! Judge my level of luxury based on these questions only please.
38. Do you have a coin jar in your home which holds more than $15 and hasn't been cashed in for a year?
Yes
No
39. How often do you buy and use cocaine or other precious recreational drugs?
never or extremely rarely
annually
monthly
weekly
daily
40. What is the total value of your current beer horde/wine collection/liquor cabinet?
$10 or less
$100 or less
$2,000 or less
more than $2,000
41. Do you ever use valet parking?
No
Yes
42. What's your charitable contribution every year?
nothing
I donate time to a reputable cause
I donate money to a reputable cause
I am a major donor
43. Which of the following recreational items do you own?
a quad/atv
two jetskis
a dirtbike
a Harley motorcycle
a small boat
a boat larger than 20 feet long
a pool table
a pinball machine or arcade game
an air hockey table
a foosball table
a segway
26. Are you the member of an activities league, such as hockey, warcraft or puppets, in which you have invested $1,000 or more in fees and equipment purchases?
No
Yes
26. At work, are you doing what you love?
No
Yes
26. Wouldn't it be funny if, at the end of this long quiz, you got an invitation to a career college?
No
Yes
46. How much do you spend on your hair every month?
Less than $60
$60 or more
47. Which of the following items, worth at least $800, does your immediate family own?