I went to the drugstore to get some poster paper today,
and I had a cool experience.
The poster paper was on sale 2 for $1, but when I brought my
one sheet to the counter, I found out that it was still 99 for one.

I told the cashier I would take two, paid my $1.08
and went back to the art supplies aisle.

There I discovered a guy with a beard, picking out his own sheet of poster paper,
so I told him about the 2 for $1 deal.
I proposed that he pick out a sheet and that we could
split this bargain outside. He liked the idea.

I met him outside and handed over his sheet of paper.
He paid with two shiny quarters.