How Much is Inside Granola Bars?

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The resultant granola block was similar in size to a hunk of uncooked ramen noodles.

 Block O' Ramen:

 $0.22
Block O' Granola:  $3.99

 

 

Either one would make a sad lunch. 

Sean had a great idea to bring a rich new income stream into the Top Ramen company: Mixed Berry Ramen!


To be precise, the six-bar block was 4 inches tall, 3 7/8ths inches wide, and 1 1/4th inch thick, for a total granola volume of 19.375 cubic inches.

Our consumer instincts had been correct! The 64 cubic inch box had been filled mostly with air.

Many products are overpackaged, but a box of granola bars is a sad matryoshka: Disappointment within a disappointment.

Granola has a long history, and it has left its mark on a lot of people's camping experience. 

Remember Granola Jenga around the campfire?

Remember sculpting adorable granola raccoons for your lady friend?

 

 

Oh, who cares about a little deceitful packaging? Granola bars blazed a trail into all of our hearts a long time ago, and in our hearts, granola bars will camp forever.

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January 9th,  2007.

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