This is an auction for the cleaver or "butcher's knife" used in Free Watermelon Night on Cockeyed.com. 

Now is your chance to own a sharp souvenir from an actual, real life, genuine Cockeyed.com adventure.

Makes a great gift for anyone who needs to hack something into smaller pieces.

This is the knife used to cut up six watermelons around the streets of Downtown Sacramento.

This knife will look great in a display case or kitchen drawer.

It can cut apples, watermelon, beef, or tomatoes! Try it any food that is red-colored!

Knife can also be used to cut flowers, firewood, cheese, sneakers, grass, pineapples, balloon animals, twine, sponges, fish, french fries, pizza, cardboard boxes, bagels, peanuts, tacos, baklava, meatballs, shrimp or cacti.

In a pinch, it may also be used to open envelopes, for hunting, for pulling bodies from wreckage or for ice sculpture.

Blade measures about 7 inches long, with stainless steel blade and wooden handle.

The blade has a round hole at the top, for... uh, aiming, I guess.

The blade has this Kiwi logo on it.

The Kiwi is a kind of bird, found only in Argentina and Switzerland.

Detail.

Also visible are the dents in the top of the knife, from serious whacking, perhaps with a wooden club.

This knife is pretty dull, but it could cut your finger off if you aren't careful. This isn't a good knife for costume parties. Knife will be shipped with a printout of this auction.

The shipping is $4 within the United States of America, $5 to Canada and $8 to the United Kingdom. I accept paypal, money orders and checks. 

To read about other adventures in Sacramento and the San Francisco Bay area, check out Cockeyed.com.

Send email: rob at cockeyed.com with any questions.  

My fingerprints have been wiped off of the knife, so don't even think about framing me for those disappearances.

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