The "Real Estate Investor Seeks Apprentice" Signs

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I guess it makes sense. These rich people, they don't want to putter around in a classroom. They want to be out on their boat, drinking. If you want a chunk of their valuable time, you are going to have to pay for it... big time.

The prices of the Nouveau Riche classes:

6 credits = 1 day 

Associates Tuition

12 credits = 2 days - $3,000
Masters Tuition 30 credits = 5 days - $6,000
Doctoral Tuition 60 credits = 10 days - $10,000
Regents Tuition 120 credits  = 20 days - $16,000
(source)

The Residential Real Estate Encyclopedia (R2E2) is a 15-volume set of DVDs and CDs from Nouveau Riche University for study at home. Each volume contains books and 2-8 disks. The price is $300 per month for one volume per month. Think of it as a really expensive version of Netflix.

When you get the DVDs and CDs, you'll be able to learn from the rich WHILE they are out sailing and drinking. It is a win-win.

From fasttrackacademics.com:
"With Nouveau Riche University, education doesn't cost, IT PAYS!"

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