This time, I actually know what happened in the lower photos from the office building. -Rob 1: HULK SMASH! 2: Business baby on the go 1.) A truck backed up onto the hood. 2.) Someone's diaper bag broke, most likely while they were talking on a cell phone and ignoring the child that the diapers belong to. An Asian woman was driving the gold car. The diaper, water and cards were left by a frazzled dad. #2 The owner of these items quite suddenly decided to "tune in, turn on, and drop out." They will no longer be needing the business cards or wallet, because they're going to "live off the land, man." They will no longer be drinking bottled water because it's "fuckin' ridiculous" to only use a bottle once, especially when "the earth provides, man." They will also be cloth diapering (have fun with that). I'm afraid I can't quite tell what the oddly-shaped blue container is, but it's clearly a tool of the man. You will locate the owner of these items by smelling the trail of patchouli -- don't worry, it lingers for days. baby ran away. momma ran after the things left on the bench are from an alien abduction resulting in a lady leaving all her precious belongings on the bench 1. The Hulk sat on it. Duh. 2. They're planted. Someone's stalking you and wants to confuse you. I dunno; ask Veronica Mars. 2. BABY NAPPING!!! Ouch! A tree limb fell and hit that car! Looks like someone had their bag stolen. The thief made off with their credit cards and money, and left the rest behind. Item #2 is the contents of my wifes purse after someone smashed her car window to get her purse. The purse @$20 wasn't a loss. Those items were the ONLY contents of said purse. Teehee. Our insurance covered the broken window. As for the window smashing thief I wish the pox on your firstborn. Then again all you got was an inexpensive purse i wish the diapers had been dirty. I'd say a car accident and a shopping trip gone badly wrong. It's those damned Elves again I tells you! #2 someone stole a bag and dumped that stuff they didn't want. 1. A Rhino escaped from the zoo and tried to fornicate the Toyota. ROB THIS IS SCARING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sadly, the items on a bench probably came from a purse-snatching or something similar. Alternatively, someone might have been sifting through a bag of stuff they found in the garbage. I've seen both in our neighbourhood. Adrian, NYC. something fell on the car 2. Stolen handbag xtend 2. Maybe these are items that were discarded from a stolen purse. Splatman's theory: Someone wuz sitting on that bench with a bag of those items, which he bought for his wife, and was waiting for her to finish her dental appointment, and, sudenly, wuz propelled upward by an unknown force so fast that the bag ripped, spilling those things. Suddenly the source of the force crapped, leaving the guy in the sky unsupported, so he fell and landed on that car and broke it. Chances are, he wuz also the same guy that held the bag in the elevator when it dropped, leaving him with just the handles of the bag he had in hand while shopping. He then got up and wuz too mad about the whole event to leave a note to the car's owner and just walked away. 0. The other three items are invisible. 1. Godzilla or a giant robot such as DaiZyuJin. 2. Aliens. First on something drove over the car. Second someone cleaned out a diaper bag or bag of some sort and forgot things. Photo 2. While out for a stroll with her toddler, a young mother received a call on her mobile phone. While she was preocupied with the call, her industrious toddler emptied the contents of her diaper bag onto the bench. She didn't notice the items missing until much later. HULK SMASH! 1. Pirates mistook the gold car for real gold, so they broke off what they could. 2. Someone with a piss fetish left his diapers and water and business cards for anyone else that might have the same fetish. dude, thats not water! photo 1, tree fell on car. 1. Something very heavy fell on the front corner of the car. The car got backed into by a large truck. The items fell out of a baby bag. #2- i think that someone probably dropped their diaper bag (which now also doubles as a female organizer sometimes) and was late for a bus and just grabbed the necessities June tried to drive to Sonic for burgers. Photo 2: After much scrutiny, it appears that the blue canister contains some form of fibre supplement. The business card appears to have the VistaPrint advertisement running along the back, though it's equally possible that the card simply contains a shadow. These two elements taken together suggest that the items belonged to someone of an elder generation, as it is rare to find someone younger who requires both a fiber supplement and a self-designed free business card collection. The two diapers suggest that these were once the contents of a diaper bag. Finally, the red wallet and the Marshalls tag suggest that the wallet was a new purchase by a female. My theory is that a child was being watched by his/her grandma. Grandma had purchased a new wallet, and was proceeding to switch out her business cards and such from old to new. However, something happened requiring immediate attention - perhaps something related to the dentist or another medical office nearby, or perhaps the child was getting itself into trouble. As the diaper bag itself is missing, I would surmise that either the grandmother took the bag immediately upon being so distracted, and therefore the interruption was on behalf of the child which would need something in the bag itself, or that the interruption came as a shock or something calling the grandmother to immediate action, such that she returned for the bag but in her hurry was compelled to leave the rest behind. terrorists, because they hate our freedom The first was obviously the work of a clumsy giant, who accidently stepped on the car. The second is those damned aliens again. I told you to get out of California ASAP but you wouldn't listen would you? Car: This is the car of evil henchman #11 in the new James Bond movie. It was supposed to be his day off that day, but since evil hencgman #10 got sick, they called him up and told him to drive his car to the corner of Gary ave and 6th street. When he arrived there, James Bond used the hood of his car to jump his motorcycle over a truck filled with watermelons. After that he was done for the day. Photo #2: A secret agent planned to make an exchange with a foreign agent in a public place. He was supposed to sit at a bench next to the other agent and say, "The trees are never green in December." He would then exchange his briefcase for the other agent's bag. But something went wrong. He sat down on the bench and delivered the line, he made the exchange. But when he opened the bag, there were only a few useless items inside. In a rage, the agent dumped the bag out on the bench, pulled his firearm and raced down the street after the man who tricked him. 1) the Toyota crashed into the back of a truck 2) a mom's purse was mugged and the mugger discarded some items which aren't useful for him/her I'd say something heavy (a tree branch?) fell on the car, because of the dent in the top. The items? Someone probably forgot them there :) Picture Number One. This is clearly a simple and prosaic mishap. This car has merely tripped over its own passenger side front tyre. Similar to rolling over on your ankle, really. The car was being inattentive and the wheel has turned under, laterally. The forces involved have caused the car to roll diagonally onto its right hand headlight giving it the equivalent of a black eye. This car was really very lucky. Rest, a crepe bandage around the CV joint and a new glass eye er, headlight should see it right. This is the result of a design fault, and is exactly the reason why humans do not have their eyeballs located below their knee joints. Number 1 of detective 2 looks like a tree fell on the car. The scratches on the hood, the debris on the ground, and the downward bend of the hood indicates that. As always great website and keep up the good work. Jim Russo Louisville KY #1 tried to drive under a truck. #2 - spilled purse 2. really bad case of diaherrah. I know the spelling is way wrong but that word is just fucked up... 2. A purse fell over Items on the park bench: Someone stole a purse, rifled through it and dumped the pictured items while looking for cash and credit cards. The actual purse was then dumped in a trash can. scenario 1: Tree fall scenario 2: Parent and baby meet associate while changing babys daiper. Associate is in the middle of giving parent a business card when daiperless baby siezes the opportunity and craps on parent / associate, resulting in a suddenly increased need to be somewhere else with bathing facilities in the very near future. All three leave in a hurry before that stuff stains, two business cards, a bottle of water and a couple of daipers lighter. GENERAL WEAR AND TEAR. NOTHING UNUSUAL TO SUSPECT. your mum happened 2 - that's not a bottle of water, Holmes. I think bigfoot crushed the car with his big foot. #2 - Someone had a diaper blowout... Both of these crimes can also be attributed to the infamous Golden Bear of California. a tree (or limb, rather) totally fell on that ifrst one. Big shopping cart fell from the sky. Two shopping carts met and exchanged business cards over a serving of baby. Number 1: A tree or limb fell on it. in photo 2.), it looks like someone had to find something in the bottom of their purse, so they dumped everything out of their purse. when they found what they needed, they only put back in their purse the stuff they needed and left junk they should have thrown away out on the bench LIFE GAVE ME LEMONS ROB COCKERHAM MADE ME LEMONDAE 1. An elephant sat on the car to eat a peanut butter sandwich on its lunch break. 2. Macguyver was in the process of building a bicycle helmet using the items, when he was called away to help a little old lady cross the street. i will say that the car hit something, and a pregnant, thirsty lady who was shopping at marshalls just 15 minutes prior to her dentist appointment Gold Toyota: GODZILLA!!! 1. meteorite The car lost a fight with the tree to the right. The car was driving along and the tree looked at him wrong, so the car jumped the curb to take the tree out. The car wasn't as tough as he thought. I had too much to drink again. #1 The driver jumped the curb while parking it and hit the tree, causing the damage. #2 Somebody was sitting on the bench with their infant, had items from the diaper bag out, received an urgent call on their cell and took off in a rush, left those items behind because they weren't as important as the situation on the cell... teenage driver, teenage mother 1. Car hit tree 2. Mom changing baby dropped items 2. that stuff fell out of a diaper bag 2 - contents of a stolen handbag, ditched by the theif Goddamn illegal immigrants. 1. A delivery truck misjudged when un-parallel parking. 2. Your beautiful wife emptied part of her purse for a photo-op. Someone is getting really good at photoshop. car hit the person who's cards were on the bench because the driver was dopey from the dentist's novicane. Washed the blood off of the car and is currently running the body through a wood chipper someplace. watch for big drippy trash bags. A very large tree branch fell off the tree during a storm and hit the car. 1. Zamboni rampage 2. Professional baby. FiberSure for that realistic pooping, water to wash down the FiberSure, Diaper to catch the result of FiberSure, and business cards to advertise ones services as a professional baby. 1: Crashed car moved out of the way 2: Leftovers from a purse-snatching Will we ever know for sure? angry beavers according to the tree in the background of the first image, and the downward angle of the scratches on the front end of the car and the fallen limb in the back ground and the plant matter debris infront of the car's damaged area..... i'd say a really pissed off albino sumo wrestler on PCP decided to take a seat on a toyota... 1 An insurance salesman got out of hand in his sales pitch! toyotas are pieces of shit anyway 1. Hit and run accident with a gigantic space brick. 2. Purse snatcher dumped what he didn't want. For the car, it was clearly a backhoe was working on that vacated lot beside the car and when it backed up the driver didn't see the car and the wheel rolled over the front left side xtend is gay #1: a tree fell on the car. yowza! 1. A utility reversed over the front of the Toyota 2. A handbag was stolen, and the useless items were discarded was a large baby seen fleeing marshalls? 1. A tree trunk fell on the gold car A punk kid that took his dad's new ferrari out didn't know how to parallel park. I win. The car was coming up to pass a truck on the left as the truck turned, the rear tires ran over the front of the car 1. E Street was scheduled for early morning street sweeping. 2. These items belong to Rob Cockerham... his visits to the dentist cause extreme anxiety and occassionally, incontinence. Is that fiber-sure on the bench? Then this is simple. Two gentlemen decided against getting colonic hydrotherapy to clean their colons, and opted for consuming plenty of fiber instead. They needed the water to wash down the fiber, and the diapers, because they expected the fiber to work really well over a long period of time, during which they couldn't be troubled to repeatedly visit the restroom. Before they could throw their plan into action, they noticed as they walked by the dentist's office that all of their credit cards had fallen out of their nice new red wallet, so they had to quickly retrace their steps, forgetting their purchases in all of the commotion. It was a rogue muffin, in both cases. Case 1: An elephant sat on the hood of the car. photo 1: Rob backed into it parking. On purpose. Just to make this photo. photo 2: Amazingly, all three items were left at different times by different people. First, a guy was having a job interview, and he used his buisness cards to show his previous job to the boss. He accidentally left them there. Then, a mom came over there, and her baby needed a change. So she changed him, and accidentaly left them there. Finally, Rob came up, thought "This would make a great photo!", and put an empty water bottle there to make it more mysterious. dunno Car; accident, front damage prevents proper diveability, waiting for a toe. diaper stuff; ? baby took a crap while while mom was at dentist's office for something(?). goes out, finishes the change out, cell phone rings, starts yakin' while loading things....someone from the office call her/him in and things start to get rushed.... and the rest is in the photos 1. A branch broke off of the tree. 2. Someone stood up with an unzipped diaper bag. 1. Anvil or Piano... 2. She read the Marshalls tag and ran off for their big sale. a hurricane #2 - It's obviously debris from a shoplifter who was using a fake baby and diaper bag as her cover. She lifted what was probably a purse (judging by the unwanted business card holder left behind)from a nearby Marshall's and was sitting on the bench to remove the tags from it. She must have heard someone coming and left in such a hurry she forgot to repack the diaper bag completley or clean up the rest of the evidence. blahhhh i got hungry... All photos: Rosicrucianism and herpes. well, i don't know what happened to the car, but it looks like the bottle of water has morphed into some other type of product since you posted the photos! I am horrified about the gold car pics. It points out exactly why television and movies are destroying our youth. A teenager was obviously trying to recreate the scene out of Back To The Future, where the guy was climbing in the tree to spy on girls, and fell out and landed on the car. Thank you for pointing this out, everyone write to your congressman and tell them to support bill 15MacHine!! Photo 1: The Toyota was backed in to by a large SUV. Photo 2: Someone stole a purse and ditched some odd (but useful) contraband. www.myspace.com/bababada HULK SMASH!! Photo One: Hit a large animal Photo Two: Purse fell open, and someone was in a hurry. Look at the cards that's prorbably who did it. 2-someone left a diaper bag and the person that found it took out everything they didn't want Picture #1 - The car was parked right here when it happened. The impact is from the top down. The scratch marks suggest a falling impact - the object struck then slid down. The span of the scratch marks suggests a footprint at least two feet wide. The dents near the point of impact suggest an irregularly shaped object. The object was very heavy - 500lbs+ - BUT it was removed from the scene and left no debris from its presence. Because of the weight, a vehicle had to carry the object. If it fell, that vehicle was tall, and therefore a truck. The truck was parked in front of the car, because of the position of the impact. Now, what kind of truck is carrying irregularly shaped, heavy objects and parking in a neighborhood street? A garbage truck. Someone in the neighborhood had a little construction project, ended up with lots of leftover concrete, then put it in black bags in the trash bin so the garbage men would take it. When the truck arm dumped the bin's contents into the back, one bag fell out. Crunch. -W.A.R. apwevents@gmail.com Picture #2 - Someone was in a rush. But not from the beginning; the items are arranged. The person also had time to sit down. The red wallet means the owner was female. The wallet looks new and the tag likely belongs to it. The cards are the fake placeholder cards in new wallets. Judging by the placement of the items on the bench the owner was left-handed. The diapers means she takes care of a kid. The bottle is a Fiber Sure supplement powder so she is probably elderly. Grandma Lefty was there to pick up someone from the office, grandkid in tow. She had just returned from the store where she purchased a new wallet. Rummaging through her purse, she finally found the wallet. While examining her new purchase the child with her disappeared. She took off to find the kid and left everything behind. -W.A.R. apwevents@gmail.com #1: You beat the shit out of your neighbor's car for some stupid website. Gremlins! And their d-eye-ah-bo-LICK-all sa-baa-TAY-gee! Angered at AMC for turning its back to its own creation in the 70's, these roving malevolent mobile machines of mayhem wreak havoc upon random, upstanding, Dog-fearing, automobiles whenever opportunity strikes! Another theory by Splatman: Whatever tried to eat someone, but only got his/her handbag/purse sans sum stuff also tried to take a bite of the toy 11/26/06 19:33 Knowing how well they make cars these days? It took a turn too fast & received damage from the inertia. The gold Toyota had a tree fall on it, which also explains the debris right in front of it. The same thing happened to a friend's car (in almost the exact same part of the car), and that's exactly what it looked like. Photo2 (dentist): A yuppie exec type came for a tooth polish. He had some tofu stuck between his front teeth and tried removing it with the corner of one of his business cards. He accidentally cut an artery in his upper gum - and blood squirted out of his mouth onto his Armani 3 piece and nearby bystanders. In a panic to stop the bleeding, he bought three disposable diapers from a lady (who's toddler was now also soaked in the guys' blood) - and taped the thing to his mouth. The diaper's super absorbent qualities sucked the remaining blood from his body - just giving him sufficient time to crawl into the bushes and die. (death by diaper) CSIck car: got f*cked up by the juggernaut This car had to brake very much because of a turtle crossing the road. The stuff in the boot of the car flew through the car, hitting the dashboard, motor and front and flew out through the right front lamp onto the bench. 1. The first image is this gold Toyota, with a demolished front end. This car was parked on E Street in Sacramento. What happened? - Man, I really hate Gold Camrys. 2. I found these items on a bench in the courtyard of a small office building (my dentist). The items include two new diapers, a bottle of water and a couple of identical business cards. What happened? - The impromptu. Winnie-the Pooh diaper absorbancy test was called off after it was learned that there was a sale on at Marshall's. Again, it was a result of a woman being present I'm guessing someone had a hit and run parrallel parking mishap on the first one, and the second one is a result of a bag snatching/shoplifting endevor where someone ditched anything that isn't valuable enough to hold on to. a tree limb fell on the car, see sawdust. someone stole a purse/baby bag and dumped the non-valuables out. no money in the card holder. Don't know about the first, but the second seems as though some was doing a little five finger discount and got scared! 1. A tree branch fell on the front of the car. #1 - Judging by the paint scratching and the masive destruction to a parked car, I would say Superman mis-judged his landing and clipped the car with his right foot. #2 - That's just too kinky to comment on. 1 - A car parked infront of the busted up one, probably a SUV or a Hummer, backed up and rolled over the front bumper, seriously screwing it up. 2 - Woman cleaning out purse, no trashcan in area. Had to quickly run back to work, so left the trash there. I see number 2 all the time near my house. This is the leaving of someone who stole a diaper bag (or more often a purse) dumped the contents took what they want and then try to hock the purse at a second hand store. I live right across the street from the panhandle and I find that all the time. Actually my dog finds it. Most women keep a snack of some variety in their purse and when he smells that he hunts it down in whatever shrub was the dump zone. kinda sad. 1. Refrigerator being unloaded from the bed of a pickup truck parked in front of car fell and landed lengthwise on the hood of the car, slightly off-center. 2. Info on the business cards would be nice. This is clearly a baby-selling operation gone wrong. For the bench photo, I would guess that somebody had stolen a purse and came here to look through it, discarding the unwanted items. 1. The Toyota rear-ended another, larger, car, possibly a truck, and the bumper was pulled off as the two were separated 2- a feral toddler lives in the bushes here. A woman who works in the office building has been struggling to get pregnant... She often gazes out her office window in sadness. During one such gaze, she observed the feral child. After weeks of observation, she is now attempting to domesticate the feral toddler so she can take her as her own. She previously left picture books of children in diapers, and is now leaving the diapers and hygneic items, so the feral toddler can get used to them before the woman attempts to capture and diaper the feral toddler. The buisiness cards were left accidentally, as the woman's purse was jostled as the dropped off the other items. She saw her coworkers approaching, so she had to rush away. The Marshall's tags are left from the toddler outfit she had left... the feral toddler tore the tags off before she took the outfit into the bushes. A mother was sitting with her baby on the bench, patiently awaiting their dentist appointment, when out of nowhere, An american bald eagle, comes screaching out of the sky with razor sharp talons grasping at the baby and diaper bag, it knocks a few items out of the bag and Eagle and baby take off, the mother runs after in a panic of desperation, jumps on the front of the toyota, causing significant damage, and Smacks the eagle out of the air releasing the baby to the ground... Please remove the picture of the Toyota from your website. I haven't had a chance to tell my dad what happened to his car yet, and if he sees this I'm going to be cruisin' for a bruisin'. It's obvious. A mother had just gone shopping at Marshall's department store with her newborn baby. The mother was shopping for a new wallet to match a purse she had been given as a gift. Her problem was finding a wallet that not only matched her purse, but one that included a space for her business cards (as she was a realtor and needed to have a good supply with her at all times). Well today was her lucky day in Marshall's, because she finally found a wallet that worked. She was overjoyed, but her baby was becoming finicky from being carried through the store for so long. The woman quickly purchased the wallet and went outside to try and calm her child. Having a strong stance against loitering, Marshall's did not actually have any outdoor seating, but luckily the woman spied a small courtyard across the street. As she approached, she didn't take any notice of the unusually large amount of children standing in the courtyard. Unfortunately for her this was a roving street gang of 11 year olds who had become hooked on nitrous oxide, the new street craze. Hoping to score a hit, the children had been waiting outside of the dentists office for it to open. As the woman approached she began rummaging in her purse to get a bottle of water out to hopefully calm her small child. The gang of kids saw her, thought she was the dentist reaching for her keys, mugged her, found out she was NOT the dentist, then had to hide her body. In anger out of not getting any keys to the dentists office, they stole her baby and left her stuff to rot. The lady was later found wandering in Coloma Park, muttering about her baby, her wallet, and a gang of children. 2. The person sitting on the bench bought a new purse or diaper bag at Marshalls, and was transferring items over from her old purse and missed a few things. First photo - a tree limb fell on the front of the car. My theory is that the gold Toyota sneezed too hard. Photo 1: A weary elephant decided to take a load off, sitting on the hood of the car. Embarrassed by the damage and unable to write, he neglected to leave a note. 2. I don't know wat you were doing standing there taking pictures, because someone definitley got abducted. Some poor mom was getting ready to pick up her child after a visit to the dentist. The abductor planted business cards to throw off the fuzz. car: rear ended an 18-wheeler. - Don Spidell Obviously, photo number one shows a small alien spacecraft has crashlanded on top of this car. I believe that the craft was an organic one, by the lack of deep scratches. At the speed it was traveling, they must have deployed their air bag equivalant. As you can see, there was serious damage to the car, but the leaves under the car leads me to believe that the tree has fared worse than the car. THESE ARE STUPID In the confusion following the accident in which the front end of the car was wedged beneath lefthand pontoon of a party barge being towed by an '86 yugo at speeds in excess of 6 mph, the driver of the gold Toyota stumbled to a nearby park bench, dumped the contents of their backpack changed their recently soiled diaper, chugged a bottle of water and fumbled out their business card and shakily scraweled insurance info on the back. 2 A baby businessman decided he wasn't thirsty. I find that mysteries like these are best blamed on the government. #1: I notice the tree nearby the damaged car. My expert theory-ing skills have determined that a heavy object fell from a tree branch above, possibly ANOTHER CAR! The car is an obvious meteorite strike The bench is the aftermath of a father attempting to change a diaper. He lays out the new diaper, and removes the old one. Then goes off looking for a trash receptale, leaving the baby unattended. When he returns, the baby has crawled off. In his haste to find the now missing baby, he abandons the other items. image one- did you check the area for elephants? check the trees, elephants are very often found in trees. I'd like to comment on picture set 1 on Detective Challenge 2. It doesn't require a detective to know that you don't leave mechanical devices on "E" Street. Everyone knows the "E" stands for Entropy, which is the measure of disorganization or degradation in the universe that reduces available energy, or tendency of available energy to dwindle. The highly organized assembly of parts will degenerate into a chaotic lump of elements in a display of entropy, which you have documented with these pictures. DON'T PARK ON E STREET! B. McCullough - Colorado Springs For both photos: bad stuff went down. E Street isnt really E-asy, is it? Diapers...? A baby was collecting business cards and he smashed the car. no1 - the car got into a crash (not that hard really . . .) no 2- someone's backpack or purse was spilt. or, a baby is living in the surrounding bushes. #1: Someone was rushing home to buy the latest items Rob posted on eBay but smashed into another Cockeyed-eyed shopper. Photo 1: One of those new self-parking Lexus sedans malfunctioned, with disastrous results. 2. A diaper bag was snatched or found, with the contents the theif didn't wan't discarded. Diapers, bottle, wallet (minus money) 2. i'm not sure what happened but Fiber-sure and a left behind diaper doesn't sound like good news. somebody dumped out their purse and then got shot and the cops took the body and didnt worry about the purse rob...dear....thats fiber-sure!! #2 is painfully obvious. An old man had bought a new wallet, some fiber drink (the blue bottle) and bottled water. He proceeded to misread the directions on the container of fiber (he left his glasses at home) and added 2 tablespoons - not teaspoons - worth to the bottled water. He was sitting on the bench, admiring his new $3.95 mock-leather treasure and greedily downing the water-fiber mixture. Suddenly, tragedy struck. He pulled his Depends(tm) adult diapers out in a vicious effort to save the day. Sadly, he realized he couldn't do it in time. He quickly shuffled to the nearest washroom. He's still in there, trying to figure out those new-fangled electronic sensor sinks. The business cards are from a geriatrics speciality physician who saw the whole thing go down. The doctor saw a wedding band on the old man's hand , and gave him an extra card for the wife. Thanks! Frank, Frank-Clark.net gSpace Aliens Some woman, while looking through her purse for a bottle of water (which she last saw when before she went to the dentist) hit another car. Fortunately, her baby was alright, but the airbag that was deployed snagged her new sweater. that's ok though, since she got it at marshalls it wasn't all that expensive (but it was name brand!) At the scene of the accident, she was flustered and couldn't remember who she was, her baby needed to be changed and the police officer asked her for her contact information. She instintively kept reaching for her business cards and kept coming up empty. 1. Something fell on that car, possibly a large branch. 2. Someone was changing a baby, and was then abducted by aliens. A purse snatcher took a diaper bag by mistake (or perhaps the erstwhile owner was using a large bag for two functions; i find this likely.) and dumped the non-valuable contents. rob i love you and want your babies... well... if i was a seahorse and you were female, i would have your babies. The diapers were left by someone cleaning out her purse, OR, these items spilled out of someone's bag, and that person didn't want to use diapers or drink from a water bottle that had fallen on the ground. The first three pictures are the super secret Toyota "Adaptiva" prototype. Using metals derived from the Roswell crash, this particular model is in "blight" mode. Which reduces the chances of thft by nearly 95%. After the key fob is pressed this car will use electric pulses to return the metals to their 'normal' shape. It also retracts the bumper, rotates the headlights, does your taxes and celebrates kwanzaa. New models will feature 12 modes, including "homey" mode which will inflate 17" 'dubs' and electrically tints the windows for transit through rough neighborhoods. 1. After accident, car was towed and dropped of at owner's residence at his/her request instead of to junkyard or repair shop. 2. A parent stood up with yabbering child in one arm, with one of those notoriously oversized and slouchy "baby stuff" bags hooked in the crook of other arm. Stuff spilled out unnoticed in the process. 1 - Tree limb fell on car. With some great force, evidently. Someone cleaned out their diaper bag.... 1 - Tree limb fell on car. With some great force, evidently. 2 - Alien Abduction Aftermath. braaaaaaaaaains!!! bork snack 1. The driver of the car was drunk and hit something very hard, like the side of a building in the middle of the night. They then parked the car where you see it sitting, got a friend to pick them up and then reported the car stolen so their insurance would not go up because they were driving while intoxicated. 2 Someone was waiting for a ride/bus with their baby. They drank the water and discarded the empty bottle and when their ride arrived in a hurry accidentally left behind the clean diapers and business cards. Some one rear-ended another car while attempting to change a diaper while in motion. #1. a telephone pole fell on it. Explosive decompression of the diapers threw the businessman (using them to visit customers at lightning speed) into the car. Somone dropped an anvil or a piano on the car. #2 - thief stole a diaper bag and tore thru it looking for cash, littering everywhere. I know this, because it was me. $3 freaking dollars for a face full o mace! The car hit the water bottles...which were FROZEN and since California drivers don't know how to drive in winter weather, it wrecked the damn car! 1. Another vehicle backed into the car 2. A person was sitting on the bench and dropped these items. The second one looks like leprechauns hiding in those bushes kidnapped a baby and mom ran after. Perhaps to raise the baby as their own because leprechauns cannot reproduce. 1. Car hit tree, was disabled, left there until owner gets it together and has it towed. Or, if the tree doesn't have any detritus around it from broken headlamp etc., car hit something else in another location and for some reason had it towed to their house rather than a body shop. purse snatcher discarding worthless contents of purse? In the first photo - a large, heavy object was dropped on the front end of the car which then slid off. This would explain the large indentation and the scrape marks left on the front end of the car's hood. After sliding, off, the heavy object clipped the bumper of the car, ripping it and the right headlight off. Upon further examination of the scene, the car is parked in front of a rather large tree. Additionally, there is a lot of leaf litter and sawdust next to the front end of the car. This indicates that the likely heavy object would have been a large tree limb which then had to be cleared off of the car. 1. Flatbed towtruck tilted it's bed while too close! 2. Baby ate laxative, blew out diapers and outfit. Replacement clothes were bought at Marshalls. In #2 a busy mom was taking her baby for a walk in the park. She stopped to feed the baby and unpacked the diaper bag looking for the bottle. The baby began to scream and fuss, so she put him/her back in the stroller and hurried home without repacking her diaper bag. 1. Auto was struck by another vehicle in a turn, and moved to location temporarily. 2. Working mother was waiting with child at bus stop, needed to change child, when bus arrived unexpectantly, causing much hubbub and confusion, wherein she absent midedly left behind said objects. ham Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Content-Type: text/html Subject: dry curing recipe 3 xternal links edit bcc: suspectisarmed@livingwellidc.com which therefore shrinks and curls somewhat. his reduces contact with the pa= n, so the cook . 1: Tree limb fell on the car. You can clearly see the debri from where the limb was and the tearing-down motion as the limb pulled the front bumper loose. Also, the brown marks on the paint are a giveaway.