I have some terrible news to report. 

An outrageous marketing slogan, "You bet your sweet Aspercreme", has been abandoned.

If anything was ever going to make you sit up and spit out your tuna pasta while you are watching Wheel of Fortune, this ad was it! It was magnificent!

As of August 14th, 2005, it has been replaced by the forgettable "You bet if it's Aspercreme".

The only positive consequence of this is that "You bet your sweet... " slogan is now free and available for marketing other products:

• You bet your sweet Asbestos!
• You bet your sweet Ascorbic acid!
• You bet your sweet Ascot!
• You bet your sweet Asparagus!
• You bet your sweet Astroglide!
• You bet your sweet Asphalt!
• You bet your sweet Assault rifle!
• You bet your sweet Aspartame!
• You bet your sweet Astringent!
• You bet your sweet Astrolabe!

Let's just hope another company has the nerve to put their As on the line.